The Best Fake Eunuch

The dream was very real, just like the real one, so Xiao Chen suspected that it might not necessarily be the manifestation of the dragon.

I didn't pay much attention to it at the time, but now that the weather is good and there is a sudden storm, something goes wrong. If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, so I suspect that it may be the dragon who came to ask for his spirit orb.

This kind of thing is very weird, and I think we should rather believe it than believe it.

The safety of Ling'er and me is second to none, the main reason is that we will have to fight the Ross people at sea in the future, if that dragon shows up to make trouble, we will miss a big deal!

Fu Yan repeatedly nodded in agreement, while Wu Hanming and Ibrahimovic looked at each other in dismay.

Boss, are you kidding us? you don't really intend to...

"So I decided to return all the twenty spirit beads to the dragon, so as not to cause future trouble!" However, Xiao Chen had already made a plan.

ah?

This, this, boss, do you want to think about it again?

Besides, even if you are willing to pay it back, can Miss Linger be willing to pay it back?

Of course Ling'er refused, yelling and yelling, threatening that if you throw all my orbs into the sea, brother, please throw me too. I don't have any orbs, and it's nothing to live Interesting!

Xiao Chen immediately changed his face, and ordered Xiao Ye to take it down, take it back to her room and lock it up for me!

Such a big matter is about life and death, how can you let a little girl mess around?

If you want to talk about this, you have to blame you. If you hadn't gone to the island to get back this turtle shell, wouldn't the old Fairy Dragon be able to chase it all the way here and make waves?

Bad luck is bad luck on you!

It was rare for the boss to be so furious, and the big guys didn't dare to persuade him anymore. They watched him throw all the twenty-four priceless orbs into the sea, and they could only grin their teeth quietly, feeling distressed.

Did Xiao Chen really lose all the orbs just because of a dream and a typhoon?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Not to mention some kind of dragon, even if the Dragon King of the East China Sea appeared in person and asked him to ask for it, he would never give it to him!

Impossible to give.

So all he threw were fake beads brought back from Jiangnan County. This was the idea Duanmu Nanfeng gave him at that time...

He thought it was good, so he readily accepted it.

This is actually one of the thirty-six strategies, Li Daitao is stiff, just to deceive people.

In order to act more realistically, he only told Fu Yan and Ling'er, and he didn't even tell Shangguan Qiji.

But Shangguan Qiji saw this trick of his at a glance, you two brothers are so extravagant, I'm afraid that people will think about your broken pearls, and you can even make up such absurd nonsense ?

It's a shame you don't blush!

By the way, please be more serious when you play tricks, okay?

Ling'er obviously gave Xiao Xinghan one orb, and there should be twenty-three of them now, but it's good for you, and you made twenty-four of them...

Not rigorous at all!

So when Xiao Chen curiously asked the fat man why you didn't respond at all when I lost the orb, Shangguan Qiji taught him a lesson by the way, which made Xiao Chen feel ashamed.

Oh, that’s right, I ignored the details, accepted the criticism, learned a lesson, and be careful next time I lie to others...

All the way to the north, without stopping again, when they arrived at Haining Bay, they settled the fleet, took Jack and dozens of pirate captains to the capital overnight, and went to the palace early the next morning to find the emperor.

The brocade guards guarding the gate of the palace didn't mind seeing Xiao Chen, but they were so surprised to see a group of pirate captains behind him in strange clothes, menacing, blond, and with all kinds of weird beards!

Mr. Xiao, pinch your brother, isn't this a hell in broad daylight?

"Fart! This is our newly appointed naval commander, who came here to meet the emperor!" Xiao Chen said with a smile, "Hurry up and get out of the way, don't delay our meeting!"

If other normal human beings were brought by Mr. Xiao, the brothers would definitely let them go, but these ghost-like guys can't do it!

Even though it was a routine matter, he searched Jack and the others from top to bottom. Fortunately, Xiao Chen had told them before coming that they were not allowed to bring any weapons, not even knives, so the inspection went smoothly.

In addition, last night Xiao Chen specially booked a big bathhouse for them all to take a bath, otherwise the smell of these unhygienic guys would suffocate to death!

Firstly, they have a strong body odor, and secondly, because of the lack of fresh water at sea, they do not have the conditions to take a bath at all.

Xiao Chen himself could bear it, but he was afraid that it would be bad for the emperor...

When Li Wanjiang heard that Xiao Chen was back, he immediately met him. Seeing that he was obviously tanned and lost a lot of weight, he was slightly moved in his heart. He comforted him with warm words and praised him a lot. Ai Qing really worked hard for you!

Xiao Chen said that it is nothing to be loyal to the emperor!

Fortunately, this trip was not in vain. Dozens of pirate warships were found. Now the captains are waiting outside. Do you want to meet the emperor for a while?

But you also know their identities, your majesty, if there is any disrespect, don't blame them, your majesty.

Li Wanjiang's Long Yan is very happy, let them come in for a look!

Speaking of which, I have seen many people of all kinds in my life, but I have never seen a pirate...

Although Jack and the others were murderous and rebellious, they all felt an invisible pressure after seeing the Great Zhou Emperor.

The emperor's appearance is indeed extraordinary!

In addition, although they also killed many people, the sum of all of them was not a fraction of the number of people killed by Li Wanjiang.

In terms of murderous intent, it is several orders of magnitude behind.

Xiao Chen temporarily acted as an interpreter, which made Li Wanjiang look at him with admiration, oh my dear, you can still speak the language of Ying Grech?

It made Gong Shouli who was on the side shocked and jealous, damn it, he pretended to be this coward again!

Then you are a birdman too!

Otherwise, how can you speak bird language?

Li Wanjiang briefly chatted with the pirate captains, gave them some gold, silver, silk, satin, armor and wine generously, and then let them retreat.

"The situation in Minzhou is still tense." After staring at Xiao Chen for a while, such a sentence suddenly came out.

"Yes." Xiao Chen said in his heart, the emperor, you are really well informed, did you know it so soon?

In fact, you don't need to explain to me, can I still sue your son Li Feng in front of you?

But it is really wrong for him to do this. Isn't this a fight from the bottom of the pot!

No big picture at all.

"King Fengyang suggested that we launch an attack on Yizhou while Xiao Xinghan sent his fleet north to fight with us. What do you think of this?" Li Wanjiang said slowly.

"Your Majesty, this is absolutely impossible!" Xiao Chen was shocked.

"Oh? Why not?" Li Wanjiang asked.

Do you even need to ask?

You think my second brother Xiao Xinghan is a fool!