The Best Fake Eunuch

"Why are you staring at me? Carefully dig out your eyeballs!" Liu Ruyun shook his fist at him, "Okay, don't be depressed, don't you have a shipyard in Yanyun County? You can build it yourself later. "

"Why do you know everything?" Xiao Chen was really depressed this time.

"The whole of Fengyang City knows about this, you are really cool, Yanyun County can't tolerate you, and you still want to go to sea, I advise you to be more careful, the sea is rough, don't take you It's dead!" Liu Ruyun's words were not pleasant, but her eyes were full of concern.

Xiao Chen was moved.

To be honest, he still likes Liu Ruyun's rebellious and cruel appearance back then.

After bidding farewell to Liu Ruyun, he went to Zhang Jue'er and Yang Fenger's place, and then went straight to the Supervisor of Rites to find Gong Shouli.

Gong Shouli would think about him when he didn't see him, hate him when he thought about him, come when he hated him, and get annoyed when he saw him!

"What are you doing here again?" Of course, it's not a good face.

"Come and see you." Xiao Chen didn't need him at all, just sat down next to him, and even moved his hands and feet, "Old Gong, has your leg hurt a lot lately?"

"I need you to come and pretend to be merciful to me!" Gong Shouli opened his paws.

"It's too small, Eunuch Gong." Xiao Chen shook his head again and again, "It's too small! People don't forget to take time to see you in their busy schedules. What kind of attitude do you think you have? Give me all the fiery heart you have. It turned into ice water, and it was so cool!"

"How far can you get away with me!" Can Gong Shouli live up to his tricks?

"Face!" Xiao Chen was happy again, took out a cloth bag from his arms and threw it on the table.

"What the hell is this?" Gong Shouli shrank back in fright, almost fell to the ground, suspecting that it might be something dangerous like fried eggs...

What the hell, you stole my house, and you're going to blow up my supervisor?

"Here is this dog..." Xiao Chen said.

"Why are you swearing!" Gong Shouli stood up directly, turned his head to look for the crutches, you fucking bully too much, I'm going to swing you up and down today!

"Give you this dog skin plaster!" Xiao Chen hurriedly opened the cloth bag, there were really two dog skin plasters inside.

"What is this?" Gong Shouli was surprised.

"Dog skin plaster." Xiao Chen said.

"I know!" Gong Shouli said loudly.

"I know you still ask?" Xiao Chen's voice also became louder.

"I... I'm asking you what you mean by that!" Gong Shouli said.

"It's my love for you, Lao Gong. What else can it mean? I heard them say that your leg is different from other people's. It doesn't hurt in winter but hurts in summer. Is it Jiangzi? Look how much I care about you. You have never cared so much about others." Xiao Chen said resentfully.

Gong Shouli shuddered involuntarily, and I got goosebumps all over the ground!

"So I told Shangguan Qiji about this matter, and he also expressed his embarrassment, because your leg cannot be cured, and you can only use plaster to relieve the pain, but your leg is not a cold leg, but a fever disease As a result, this plaster is not easy to mix, and the precious medicinal materials needed are really difficult to get..."

but!

Brother, I just got it for you.

As for how much effort and gold I spent on this, brother, let’s not talk about it. In short, these two dog skin plasters look very common to you, right?

But the effect is amazing. If you don’t believe me, post it and try it.

"What kind of heart do you have, boy?" Gong Shouli didn't believe that you boy had such kindness!

plaster?

I'm afraid it's some kind of poison!

"Old Gong, do you think there is any enmity between us brothers? What hatred? No! In the end, it's all trivial matters, and the fights are nothing more than falling in love and killing each other..." Xiao Chen suddenly became sincere His tone made Gong Shouli restless.

"You keep saying that I stole your house, did I? No, no! Then I took people to Jinyiwei Dudu Mansion to ask Zhu Houye for an account, why don't you say it? But there is not only no relationship between me and Zhu Houye. There is a grudge, but the relationship is closer, because of what? Because Zhuhou Lord is big enough, a hundred times stronger than your narrow-mindedness!"

"The above are all facts, do you, Lao Gong, admit it? Then I will tell you a few more words from the bottom of my heart. I really like fighting with you. Every time I see you deflated, I have a lot of fun! Don't stare, How dare you say that you never made fun of me? Let’s fulfill each other and enjoy ourselves, so I really want to say that I won’t see you in Yanyun County!”

"Actually, you and I both know in our hearts that our two brothers are actually making fun of the emperor and his old man... No matter what you say, I hope that your old man will be healthy and live a long life, so that we can play longer." , in case one of you kicks your legs anyway, and another one bites, maybe it’s not as good as you.”

Xiao Chen's words, don't say it, are really from the bottom of his heart. Every sentence hit Gong Shouli's narrow eyes, making his liver tremble when he listened.

Isn't that what happened? Actually.

He wanted to cheat Xiao Chen, but he couldn't. Xiao Chen cheated him a lot, but he really didn't want to cheat him to death.

It's impossible to be friends with this kid, but if you want to be an enemy, hey! It's really quite appropriate.

To hang out with the emperor, one must not only have friends, but also enemies.

Even you can have no friends, but you must never have no enemies!

What the hell, Xiao Chen, this thief slave, he has eyes all over his body, he!

"It's useless for you to talk so much nonsense. I will never use your plaster. Take it away!" Gong Shouli didn't even look at the plaster on the table.

"Damn it, I've been talking about my feelings for nothing?" Xiao Chen jumped up, "A damn dog bites Lu Dongbin, doesn't know a good heart, a lame man with smoke, doesn't know good words, a dung beetle wears a The reins, pretending to be a thousand-mile horse, and a toad pulling an iron plow, why do I pretend to be awesome?"

"You're the only one... the dung beetle!" Gong Shouli was no match for cursing.

"Let's go, I won't come any more!" Xiao Chen swung away cursing.

"If you dare to come again, I'll..." Gong Shouli stammered a little in anxiety.

"The next one is to burn paper for you!" Xiao Chen's voice drifted away.

Oops, this thief slave is really mad at me!

But this ointment really smells like a fresh fragrance...

This kid Xiao Chen is not a fool, he would never bring poison to himself openly, so is it true that this medicine is really effective?

It happened that I was so angry that my legs hurt, so I exchanged Xiao Fengzi and Xiao Lizi, and waited for my father-in-law to put on these two pairs of plasters.

"Godfather, you mustn't do it!" Xiao Lizi screamed, "This bastard Xiao Chen must have used it to harm you!"

"Yeah godfather, Xiao Chen's guy is so fucking hurt! How could he be so kind, he would rush to give you medicine? It must be poison!" Xiao Fengzi also persuaded him faithfully.

"Hehe, I don't think he has the guts yet!" Gong Shouli suddenly became smart again, "Besides, your godfather, I was born and died with the emperor back then. I was not afraid of spears and arrows, but I was afraid that he would poison me?"