The Best Fake Eunuch

Li Wanjiang called Xiao Chen to the front and rode on, muttering in a low voice, not knowing what else to talk about?

Zhang Long, Zhao Huchao, and Ma Han followed not far behind, and they all knew Xiao Ye, Fu Yan, and Tie Kunlun.

It is said that in the residence of Princess Xi Ya, the big guys worked together and fought side by side to capture the Eighteen Arhats bravely. Knowing that Fu Yan and Tie Kunlun are masters, as for Xiao Ye... It seems that he cannot be described as a master.

They were very happy to meet each other, trusting their horses to rein in, and riding along, talking and laughing in low voices, but they didn't look like they were facing a big enemy.

"Hey, what do you see me doing?" Gong Shouli, who was ignored by no one, could only talk to Linger.

"Huh? Strange, how do you know I'm watching you if you don't look at me?" Ling'er laughed.

"Hmph! It's really shameless for a girl to go to the brothel with her!" Gong Shouli said.

"It's embarrassing for you to go to the brothel as an eunuch." Ling'er retorted.

"Your brother Xiao Chen has also been there!" Gong Shouli reminded her not to forget that your brother is also a eunuch.

"Yeah, he's ashamed too." Ling'er laughed.

"It's shameful!" Gong Shouli said.

"That's right, do you want to listen!" Ling'er and Gong Shouli still had a common language, "By the way, Gong Gonggong, how did you hurt your leg?"

"Are you talking about my leg? It was injured when I fought Duan Pingzhang, the former Han Dian Hou in Southern Xinjiang. That battle was really tragic. I fought for three days and three nights, and there were heads rolling everywhere. , People's heads are floating up, do you know why? That's blood flowing like rivers!" Gong Shouli recalled the fierce battle, his heart palpitating.

"We all fought desperately, and none of us flinched, but Duan Pingzhang was really brave. None of the soldiers under his command retreated in fear of death, and none of them surrendered. They all died in the end..." Gong Shouli said and said Sighing, "Should I say it or not, Duan Pingzhang is really a hero!"

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Ling'er quietly took out the lancet, and slowly took it back.

She has been with Xiao Chen for a long time, and under Xiao Chen's subtle influence, her understanding of hatred has undergone some subtle changes.

So much so that sometimes she still has a feeling of being at a loss when she draws her sword and looks around.

It is said to be revenge, but who do you want to seek revenge?

In fact, Li Wanjiang and his father had no enmity at all, just like this Gong Shouli had no enmity with his own family, and they fought each other for their own masters or involuntarily.

Now I can kill Gong Shouli with a single blow, but I feel that I will not be happy if I kill him. Even if I kill Li Wanjiang in front, so what?

In the future, his sons and grandsons will find him to seek revenge, and they will repay their grievances.

Who will remember the era of my brother after a thousand years?

Ling'er was very reluctant to think about these things, because the more she thought about it, the more confused she became, and the more she thought about it, the more confused she became.

The happy grievances and grievances in the rivers and lakes are getting farther and farther away from Linger...

"That's why I have this disability now. Do you think that I, the eunuch who is the supervisor of ceremonies, got it for nothing? It's not like Xiao Chen, who got promoted and made a fortune just by talking!" Gong Shouli didn't care if Linger listened or not. Listen, I recounted my glorious deeds again and again. I said it too many times, and it was very smooth.

"You can't say that." Ling'er finally answered, "Brother, we fought fiercely with the Xianbo people and Mojie in northern Xinjiang. Many people died, and the bones we picked up later were all piled up. After leaving the hill, the smell of blood can be smelled dozens of miles away."

"You little girl is also following the war?" Gong Shouli felt incredible.

"Well, if everyone is already on it, can I not?" Ling'er said.

"Why do you join in the fun with a girl?" Gong Shouli was obviously prejudiced against girls.

"What do you mean by joining in the fun?" Ling'er said, "What's the matter with the girl? You can't fight the enemy? Do you know Hua Mulan? Do you know Mu Guiying? They are much better than your men."

"Hua Mulan, Mu Guiying... who is that?" Gong Shouli looked confused.

"I don't really know, I heard my brother tell me... Anyway, they are all heroines, heroines, and they are all very powerful." Ling'er said.

"No matter what hero you are, as long as you go to the battlefield, you will die!" Gong Shouli didn't know why he suddenly became obsessed, "Since you like to fight so much, I will give you a pair of golden silk armor later."

After he finished speaking, he regretted it.

But fortunately this Linger will definitely refuse, she is Xiao Chen's sister, and I am Xiao Chen's enemy, why would she want my things?

Will not.

"Really, then I will thank you!" It was never expected that Ling'er would happily accept it!

Gong Shouli's mood suddenly turned bad.

When they arrived in front of the busy Yihong courtyard, seeing Zhang Long, Zhao Hu and others dismounting Li Wanjiang, they still had a gloomy expression.

"Ling'er, why did you make Lao Gong angry?" Seeing Gong Shouli's unhappy expression, Xiao Chen thought Ling'er scolded him.

"No, I had a good chat with Eunuch Gong, and he promised to give me a pair of gold silk armor." Ling'er said.

"Really? Did you thank Lao Gong?" Xiao Chen smiled.

"Thank you again, Eunuch Gong." Ling'er formally thanked, and clasped her hands together. This golden silk armor is considered solid!

"Stop talking nonsense, and serve the emperor quickly." Gong Shouli limped straight to Li Wanjiang.

"Oh, isn't this Mrs. Xiao?" Xiao Xiangyu, who was receiving guests at the door, caught a glimpse of Xiao Chen, and immediately greeted him with a smile on his face.

He smoothly pushed Li Wanjiang away who was standing in front of Xiao Chen, this man really didn't wink at him!

A good dog is not in the way, but you are blocking the words of the old lady's benefactor?

Fortunately, Li Wanjiang didn't care and just smiled.

"This is a distinguished guest I have invited, you must not be rude!" Xiao Chen grinned, "Is there any high-class private room, hurry up and arrange it!"

"It's the private room where you drank last time." Li Wanjiang said casually.

"Yes, yes, yes! That's the room, Huang...Master Huang, please first!" Xiao Chen hurriedly said.

"You say it's a coincidence!" Xiaoxiangyu frowned, "There are already guests in that private room..."

"You bastard talk a lot of nonsense! No matter what kind of guest he is, get rid of me quickly!" Gong Shouli said loudly.

"You see what this master said?" Xiao Xiangyu laughed, "The rules of our brothel are never like driving away customers, and besides, the people who drink there are all uncles from the court, who dares to drive them away?"

"Big fart?" Gong Shouli was very rude, "No matter how old you are, you can still be old... This Mr. Xiao is big? You just want to make noise!"

"Hey, it's Zhu Xiaochuan, the governor of Jinyiwei, and Wang Anbang, the minister of officials!" Xiao Xiangyu laughed dryly, "It seems to be a little bit older than Lord Xiao?"

What's more, it's really bigger, Gong Shouli immediately ran out of battery.

Xiao Chen was also secretly taken aback, thinking that these two big brothers are really unlucky for you, when can't you come to the brothel, why do you have to come today?

This can be regarded as hitting the muzzle alive...