The Best Fake Eunuch

"Lord Xiao, you gave the girl money for the wine at this table just now? This table is your master, right? Then please reward the money now, so as to save you from pretending to be drunk later, and I have to pay for it." Chase to your house to ask for it."

When Xiao Xiangyu came into the room, she didn't care what happened, she just stretched out her palm to Xiao Chen.

"Yeah, Xiao Chen fumbled around in his bosom, and took out a bank note. He didn't care about the denomination, and stuffed it directly into her hand."

"Five thousand taels?" Xiaoxiangyu held up the bank note and looked at the light, "Is it fake?"

"Xiaoxiang, long time no see, you look as good as ever." Li Wanjiang said suddenly.

As soon as this remark came out, not only Zhu Xiaochuan and Wang Anbang were greatly surprised, but Xiao Chen was so shocked that he almost sat down on the ground!

Damn it, how did the emperor know Xiaoxiangyu?

This...how is this possible!

"Hehe, that's not as good as you. It's been a long time since I've become an emperor!" Xiao Xiangyu folded up the silver ticket and put it away, smiling coldly.

"So what if you become the emperor?" Li Wanjiang sighed softly, "So what if you win the world?"

"Isn't this what you want?" Xiao Xiangyu sneered, "It's really boring to say that now!"

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"Xiaoxiang, it's rare to see you, let's sit down and talk." Li Wanjiang sat down first, and extended his hand to Xiaoxiangyu.

"What's there to talk about? You're your emperor, and I'm running my brothel. They have nothing to do with each other." Xiaoxiangyu said so, but she still walked over and sat down, looked at Li Wanjiang for a while, and suddenly sighed softly He took a deep breath, "You also have gray hair."

"Hehe, don't you have wrinkles at the corners of your eyes? It's hard to keep it in the world, Zhu Yan Ci Jing Hua Ci Shu! The Xiaoxiang fairy back then is now too late." Li Wanjiang laughed.

The two of them chatted enthusiastically, you said how embarrassing the three of Xiao Chen, Zhu Xiaochuan, and Wang Anbang are.

It feels like this old bustard is not only an old acquaintance of the emperor, but also an old friend?

What the hell is this called! There is ambiguity between the Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty and the procuress of the brothel... He just wants to say it is not good, he just does it!

Otherwise, if you two are chatting, the three of us should avoid it for a while, right?

Zhu Xiaochuan and Wang Anbang, two chicken thieves, neither of them dared to speak, but kept winking at Xiao Chen, signaling him to quickly find a way to get out of this place, this scene was too frightening.

What can Xiao Chen do?

He is still in a dazed state.

No wonder Li Wanjiang insisted on coming here, because he was dating an old lover?

Then you can come here quietly by yourself, why do you have to drag me on!

Another thing made Xiao Chen extremely entangled!

Xiaoxiangyu, you are Nan Qiao's master, but Nan Qiao is Li Wanjiang's imperial concubine, so what is the relationship between the two of you!

Also, does Nan Qiao know that her master and Li Wanjiang are good friends?

If he knew, it would be too confusing to enter the palace... Anyway, Xiao Chen is in a mess right now.

But regardless of these, seeing that these two are about to talk about the past, I feel that it is really difficult for me as a courtier to listen in, so I muster up my courage and whisper, "Your Majesty, do you want them to prepare some food and drink?"

"Oh, let me introduce you. This is Zhu Xiaochuan, the Marquis of Pingyang, and this is Wang Anbang, Minister of the Ministry of Officials. Hehe, you know all of them, right? They are all... my confidantes." Li Wanjiang said.

"It's really your 'good' minister!" When Xiao Xiangyu said the word 'good', she deliberately emphasized her tone.

Zhu Xiaochuan and Wang Anbang were ashamed, and at the same time quite embarrassed, because they didn't know what Xiaoxiangyu's identity was, should they nod to her as a salute, or bow to her, or kneel and kowtow, or... like now transfixed?

"This is my love, Xiao Chen, he..." Li Wanjiang mentioned Xiao Chen again.

"Needless to mention him, I know him, the number one talented person in the world, the first-rank eunuch of the first week, conferred a surname, has no morals after drinking, pretends to be crazy, pretends to be stupid, and refuses to pay his debts..." Xiao Xiangyu was even more rude to Xiao Chen.

"Give it up." Xiao Chen hurriedly explained to Li Wanjiang, "I drank too much at the time, and then I paid back everything I owed."

"Cut, that's what I came back from when I went to your house!" Xiaoxiangyu said.

"Three lovers, this is an old friend of mine. I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm here to catch up with you. Go out and have a drink and wait for me. Today is my treat." Li Wanjiang was obviously in a good mood and asked for a treat.

A treat is a treat, but most of them won't pay for it. It is said that Xiao Chen has already paid for it...

The three of them finally breathed a sigh of relief after they came out, my god, today's surprises are one after another!

"I said what's going on inside?" Gong Shouli was so curious.

"The emperor is talking about poetry with that old... old... old bustard, let's all go away." Zhu Xiaochuan said.

"Maybe I still have to listen to Qu'er later, the emperor is busy with state affairs and rarely has time to spare, so let him relax for a while." Wang Anbang said.

"If you want to know what's going on, just go in and ask the emperor." Xiao Chen stepped aside and made a gesture of invitation to him.

"Really? There is such a thing?" Gong Shouli was so curious that he subconsciously reached out to push the door, but was stopped by Ling'er who had quick eyes and quick hands. Eunuch Gong, are you stupid?

Only then did he suddenly realize that he quickly withdrew his hand and glared at Xiao Chen.

"Just kidding with you, you see you're in a hurry again, later you invite me to drink a glass of water and wine as an apology, who the hell, you guys go and blast me all the people in the other private rooms on this floor Let’s go! Gong Gong’s business is here today!” Xiao Chen said with a smile.

okay! Without further ado, Ling'er flew to the door of a private room, kicked the door open, and yelled in a small voice, "Clear the place, clear the place, today the old bustard of Yihong Courtyard lost his nerve and stopped doing business, everyone should leave! Hurry up, if you don't leave, I'll lift the table."

Xiao Chen asked her to clear the place, and she immediately started smashing the place.

By the way, can ordinary people play in a high-consumption and high-level place like Yihongyuan? The person sitting in this private room is Zuo Weipan, a doctor from the Ministry of War, accompanied by two Yuanwailang from the Ministry of War, two heads of the household department, and a lieutenant general from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, two thousand households, who are proper court officials up.

Called a few girls to cuddle, hug, and kiss, and they were happy when they were suddenly interrupted by a yellow-haired girl. They were really shocked and angry.

Where did you come from, a wild girl, you don't even look at who you're targeting when you're drunk and drunk? beat her!

Ling'er was about to make trouble when she saw a few generals rushing towards her, she suddenly kicked up and knocked the big man who rushed to the front to the ground, then turned around and ran, screaming as she ran , "Help, you're killing someone!"

So Mr. Chen Jisheng had the foresight, he said long ago that Ling'er, a good little girl, would follow Xiao Chen, and sooner or later she would learn to be bad!

"Who is it?" Gong Shouli outside the door couldn't help being furious when he saw Ling'er screaming, "How dare you kill someone so arrogantly on the Royal Street, the most important place in the capital?"