The Best Fake Eunuch

"Can this be eaten?" Only Kudo Nako frowned, "I don't want to eat it."

"I advise Ms. Nazi to eat some, this kind of food is rich in gelatin, which is very good for the skin." Shangguan Qiji understood.

"Really?" Nako Kudo immediately picked up a chopstick and put it into her mouth. It was full of gum, soft and delicious, and also slightly chewy. It really deserves to be a famous delicacy in China. , the taste is very sloppy.

"Sod is dead!" Kinoshita Yoshiro squeezed a large piece of muscle, rolled it up with the white flour pancake in front of him, stuffed it into his mouth, his mouth was full of oil, he shook his head, feeling extremely happy, and finally took a bowl of green tea. Drank it all, sent the food down, and sighed in satisfaction.

"Oh, this gentleman is really very impatient. In fact, this noodle cake is not just for bear's paws, but for wiping your mouth. This bowl of tea is for washing your hands..." Hu Dahai had three black lines on his forehead , this little devil is really, can't you wait until I finish talking before eating?

Nako Kudo just picked up the tea to drink, when she was shocked by this, she quietly put it down...

"What nonsense!" Xiao Chen said loudly, "This stuff is extremely greasy, just order pancakes to eat." As he spoke, he also rolled a bear's paw with pancakes, ate it voraciously, and took the bowl He also drank the green tea, relieved Kinoshita Yoshiro from embarrassment.

"Why are you talking so much, fat Hu?" Ye Baiqing rolled his eyes at him.

"Didn't the boss ask me to introduce it?" Hu Dahai replied.

"Okay, okay, you continue." Ye Baiqing couldn't control the chef.

"This is camel hump, this is deer tendon, this is bird's nest, this is duck breast, this is deer fetus, this is toad..." Hu Dahai's dishes are all top eight treasures!

[To be honest, I have been using the source-changing app recently to read and update books, switch between sources, and read aloud with many timbres, both Android and Apple. 】

In addition, there are shark's fin, white fungus, skirt, fish lips, black ginseng, abalone, Jiang Yaozhu, oyster yellow, mullet eggs, mushrooms, and Sichuan bamboo shoots.

This table is really delicacies from mountains and seas.

The big guys praised you again and again, Dahai, you are really awesome, even if you are the royal chef in the palace, I'm afraid you don't have this skill.

Hu Dahai's boastful face flushed, and he said to himself that you only know Dahai's methods! I've always been this awesome, okay?

Since everyone likes it, Dahai, I will make another famous Chinese dish for you today, which can be regarded as a turnaround.

Everyone is looking forward to it.

Not long after, Hu Dahai appeared on the stage and shouted loudly, "Everyone, look up!"

However, the door opened, and two apprentices came in carrying a large wooden box. The wooden box was covered with a white silk tablecloth, and a large porcelain bowl was fastened on the tablecloth, with traces of heat escaping from the edge of the bowl... But don’t know what to cherish dishes?

"Let's take a small pass." Hu Dahai said with a smile, "Please taste it before we talk."

When he showed off like this, the big guy became even more curious, wondering what dragon liver and phoenix marrow were inside?

Naturally, the distinguished guests should come first.

The two apprentices carried the box to Kinoshita Yoshiro, and Hu Dahai lifted the big bowl himself, and a sweet smell filled the whole room in an instant, let alone eating, just smelling it made his mouth water!

But it was a mass of yellow, yellow and white, with a trace of red oozing from it, steaming, trembling...

"Then I'll start it first!" Kinoshita Yoshiro impatiently scooped up a piece with a spoon and brought it to his mouth. After he took a sip, he started fussing. It's so sloppy, I can't describe the taste!

In short, everything I ate just now is not as delicious as this one!

Miyamoto Gozo and Kudo Nako also took a bite, and they applauded again and again. It was really Yami Yami's work. It was delicious to the extreme, and it was the best thing we have ever eaten in our life!

Is it that exaggerated?

It's really such an exaggeration. Everyone of the big guys took a sip, and they all applauded loudly, but it seems that something is wrong after eating?

First of all, this utensil used to serve delicious food is very strange. At first, the big guys patronized the delicious food and didn’t pay attention. Only now did they realize that this round thing seems to be made of bones?

Secondly, there seems to be a rustling sound in the box that has been ringing, as if there is something alive...

So now, Chef Hu, you can solve the mystery, what is this delicacy?

"This is our famous Chinese delicacy, monkey brain!" Hu Dahai laughed, "This kind of good food from heaven does not require any cooking techniques, as long as the live monkey is drunk first, and then its Saw off the Tianling cover and eat it while it is still hot, the taste is as delicious as dragon liver and phoenix marrow..."

As if to prove his words, there was a burst of screams from inside the box. It seemed that the poor monkey hadn't died completely yet. Under the severe pain, the alcohol had also woken up...

Fuck! The big guys were shocked to hear this, and heard the monkey's screams, all of them changed their expressions, turned around almost at the same time and retched for a while, nauseating to death, but they couldn't vomit out in a hurry.

"Hu Dahai! Are you going to die, are you?" Ling'er was overwhelmed with disgust, her angry little face turned pale, and she rushed over and kicked Hu Dahai to the ground.

"Hey, Miss Linger, why are you kicking someone?" Hu Dahai grinned and got up, not forgetting to pat his butt.

"Kick you? I'm going to kill you today!" Ling'er was really angry.

"Dahai, you are going too far!" Xiao Chen was also very angry, "Don't say this thing is disgusting, it's too cruel, right? I see you don't do it here, pack up and get out now!"

"Don't mind, boss!" Unexpectedly, Hu Dahai could still laugh out loud, and yelled at the box, "Stop pretending, little bastard, get out of here quickly, or your master will be in great trouble up!

As soon as he finished speaking, the wooden box door suddenly slammed open, and a boy about 14 or 15 years old rushed out...

Ok? What the hell is going on?

"Boss, everyone, our Hu Dahai is a good person, why would he do such an outrageous thing? This is just a joke with you, to brighten the atmosphere. That thing is not a brain, but freshly made tender tofu. It is cooked with ground crab roe, scallops, sheep bone marrow, and dried white mushrooms..." Hu Dahai laughed.

Xiao Chen really couldn't laugh or cry when he heard the words, but let's talk about it, in fact, he is still to blame for this matter, because his opponent is too kind.

Especially the maidservant of the Governor's Mansion, all kinds of miscellaneous servants, he has never scolded, even rarely speaks loudly, always smiling, people salute him, and also say hello to others, and even occasionally Play a joke on them.

He has no majesty at all, so no one is afraid of him.

Hu Dahai has been with him for a long time, of course he knows his temper, so he dared to make this joke with him.

Knowing that he will never be angry, even if he is angry, he will never do anything to him...

Maybe there will be a reward.