The Best Fake Eunuch

In fact, Xiao Chen really hoped that the great man would restore his country, not that he wanted to be an emperor, but at least he could be a happy prince, right?

At that time, buy a big house in Fengyang City or Jiangnan County, marry more than a dozen beautiful wives, and accept dozens of beautiful concubines.

Find more than a hundred cute little maids, play with them every day, and live a happy life without shame or shame.

Why is it better than being a eunuch now, saving you from having to worry about it every day...

But if the price to pay is too high, then he is not willing.

First of all, he is reluctant to kill Murong Danqiu.

He is planning to let her be his wife in the future.

Besides, is it so easy to revive the big man?

As the saying goes, if a general succeeds, his bones will perish. How many people will die in the replacement of which dynasty?

It's a pity that Li Wanjiang is narrow-minded and difficult to get along with.

If Li Wanjiang is a good emperor who is enlightened, benevolent, righteous, and progressive in thinking, Xiao Chen may do his best to assist him in calming down the world and unifying Kyushu!

In his heart, it doesn't matter who is the emperor, what is important is that there is no war, the world is peaceful, and the country is rich and the people are strong.

It's just that his modern concept is too advanced, and I'm afraid few people in the world today can understand it.

If there is one, Chen Jisheng barely counts as one.

So he didn't catch a cold with the pie that Xiao Xinghan drew for him.

"Second brother, there are only you and my brother here. Let me tell you the truth. First, I am disabled and cannot be the emperor. Second, I don't want to be the emperor at all! If the great Han returns to the country in the future, you will count as helping me The superior, I will also give way to you." Xiao Chen said everything from his heart.

"Hehe, brother, you are trying to trap me in a place of inhumanity, injustice, loyalty and filial piety!" Xiao Xinghan didn't believe it at all.

"That's not what I said. At the beginning, whether it was Lixian or Lichang, you should be the elder brother and you were the crown prince. In fact, I told my father that I was willing to let you be the crown prince. It's just that the old man refused..." What Xiao Chen said is also true.

But Xiao Xinghan felt that what he did at the beginning was just a gesture of humility on purpose, just to appease the hearts of himself and other princes, and to show his mind and ability.

"In the hearts of those old ministers and veterans, you are the only big man! I have spread the news that you are still alive. Many people who were hesitant at first were quite excited after learning about this, and agreed to cooperate with us..."

Xiao Xinghan also bluntly said that he wanted to use your status as the prince as a tiger's skin to pull the banner.

Although Xiao Xing Hanxiong is talented, well-known all over the world, and still has the status of the prince of the Han Dynasty, in fact, many old officials of the Han Dynasty do not wholeheartedly support him.

Just because he is not a prince.

So follow him to start an incident, that's called injustice and injustice.

But the crown prince is different, he is the sole heir to the throne, and if he succeeds, the matter will be justified.

Otherwise, so many sons and nephews of the emperor of the Han Dynasty all said that they were the sons and grandsons of the dragon, and each of them wanted to overthrow Da Zhou and become the emperor himself. Wouldn't that be a mess?

Xiao Chen naturally knew this well, so he could only sigh and said: "Second brother, you can do whatever you want, and I will support you, but as far as this emperor is concerned, I will never do it."

These words must be bitten to death without any hesitation.

"Then discuss it later." Xiao Xinghan kept staring into Xiao Chen's eyes, feeling as if what he said really meant what he said?

You don't even want an emperor, so what do you want?

"There's no need to discuss it anymore, I've made up my mind." Seeing the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table, Xiao Chen went over to pick it up and wrote a contract of abdication, signed Zhu Yuanqi's name, and was ruthless again. Cruel-hearted, he bit his index finger and pressed a bloody handprint.

Picked it up and dried it and handed it to Xiao Xinghan: "Second brother, can you rest assured now?"

"What are you doing? Brother, when did I feel worried about you!" Xiao Xinghan took it and glanced at it quickly, the joy in his eyes flashed away.

The gesture is about to be torn.

Xiao Chen grabbed his hand: "My brother's heart can be learned from the sky, the sun and the moon can be enlightened, and the blood can prove it! If the second brother still doesn't believe it, then the younger brother has no choice but to die!"

"Oh, brother, you are really stubborn! If you weren't young, I would have slapped you hard to relieve my anger!" Xiao Xinghan beat his chest and stamped his feet, sighing helplessly.

"Second brother, I have another request. In the future, when the second brother becomes the emperor, you will make me a prince and reward me with a big house in Jiangnan County, so that I can enjoy the glory and wealth under the protection of the second brother for the rest of my life." , forever in this life!"

What Xiao Chen said was also from the heart.

"Brother, you are really...hahaha!" Xiao Xinghan was taken aback when he heard this, and then burst out laughing loudly, shaking the room.

It should be from the heart.

Anyway, in the process of sending Xiao Chen to the door, saying a lot of sweet words, and finally saying goodbye to each other, with red eyes and tears, they never mentioned tearing up the bloody contract.

Xiao Chen didn't say who the person he met inside, Zhuge Xiaosheng and Wei Yuntian didn't ask, but he always felt that the boss seemed to be preoccupied.

"Have you ever met a person who doesn't know when to treat you well, let alone when to kill you?" Xiao Chen suddenly asked without thinking.

Without waiting for the inexplicable three people to speak, they asked themselves and answered: "I have encountered it before."

Still two!

One is the current emperor Li Wanjiang, and the other is the biological second brother Xiao Xinghan.

"I only know what kind of person the boss is." Zhuge Xiaosheng smiled with deep meaning.

"I knew that the boss would treat me well and would never kill me." Wei Yuntian smiled obsequiously and flattered me.

"Yeah." Xiao Yewen agreed in a tone of voice.

"Can't you?" Xiao Chen expressed dissatisfaction, "Is it so simple and easy to understand, you boss?"

Talking and laughing all the way to the Duanmu mansion, the disciples heard that the eunuch Xiao Gong, the chief eunuch of Bingbi, the supervisor of ceremonies, came to visit, they were so shocked that they rushed in to report.

After a while, the middle door opened wide, and dozens of people surrounded a young man in white to welcome him out.

"I don't know if Lord Xiao is coming down to look at you, but the south wind is far away!" The young man is Duanmu Nanfeng.

It seems that he is only about sixteen or seventeen years old, and he was born extremely handsome, with a face as white as jade, eyes like bright stars, nose like hanging gall, and eyebrows like spring mountains.

He wears a purple square scarf on his head, a stone-blue lake silk gown with plain face, and a pair of soap-colored light boots on his feet. Although they are just casual clothes, they can hardly conceal their romance.

Xiao Chen fell in love with him as soon as he saw him, because he was so similar to Duanmu Nanqiao in his eyebrows.

It is inevitable to love the house and the crow.

"Uncle Guo, how dare you be a villain in such words?" Xiao Chen made a gesture and was about to bow down.

Duanmu Nanfeng is not only the uncle of the country, but also the crown prince Shaobao personally appointed by Li Wanjiang. Although it is only a false title, he is also a super existence.

"Lord Xiao must not be like this, Nanfeng is afraid that he will be polite, so he pretends to meet each other." Duanmu Nanfeng hugged Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen didn't insist either, the two looked at each other with a smile, and bowed to each other as a courtesy.

Skip those cumbersome etiquettes, and feel at ease in your heart.