The Best Fake Eunuch

"In the seat there is the spirit of the guest emperor, the seventy-two sons on the left are connected with the pearl, the general puts down his horsepower to row the mountains, the air rolls up the Yellow River and pours out the wine, the sword light goes up to the sky, the cold coma shatters, the Ming Dynasty divides the land into rivers and mountains, the general calls the dragon to send the guests away , the stone breaks the blue sky and hits the jade bucket!"

Monks are like fortune-telling and poetry.

The poem is really well done, and it is quite different from the joking words just now.

But how did the fortune teller?

Duanmu Nanfeng looked suspiciously at the top of the seated guest Xiao Chen's head, as if he didn't seem to be a gentleman.

The expression on Xiao Chen's face was changing, just like the wind and rain.

"This is your fate." Monk Zhishen also looked at Xiao Chen, "Is the monk's calculations accurate?"

"If I were him, who are you?" Although Xiao Chen was noncommittal, it was no different from admitting it directly.

This monk should be a member of Tianxuanhui, and he is an extremely important person.

Because there are not many people who know his status as the prince, there are only a handful of them.

Really few.

Zhao Gongming, Xiao Xinghan, Qian Yunfei, Zhu Tianfu, Fu Yan, and Wu Fatian and Liu Yunhai are not counted as dead.

Oh, by the way, there is also that little Princess Duan Linger.

That's six people.

"If you weren't for him, I would be monk Zhishen, and if you were him, I would be Li Tanhua." Monk Zhishen said.

As soon as this remark came out, not only Xiao Chen was taken aback, but Duanmu Nanfeng's face turned pale immediately, he stood up, looked at Xiao Chen, then at Monk Zhishen, he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Monk Zhishen is not Lu Zhishen, and Li Tanhua is not Li Feidao.

His name is Li Tenghua, and he is a real prostitute.

He was the number one in the former imperial examination, so he should have been selected as the champion.

But Xiao Chen's father in this life, the former emperor Zhu Yu saw his ugly appearance during the palace examination, and he was quite displeased when he saw his ugly appearance.

Li Tenghua was very angry. Even if he said that he would not recover from the illness, the illness had lasted for several years.

Later, wars broke out frequently in the Han Dynasty. In order to recruit generals, Zhu Yu ordered to hold a martial arts examination. After participating, he won the first place in the examination!

Seeing that the first place was this ugly monster again, Zhu Cho was surprised and angry, isn't your kid sick? How can you still come to take the exam!

But now that the big man needs talents, I don't blame you for the crime of deceiving the king, let's reduce it to a prostitute...

Li Tenghua's nose was crooked in anger.

My thesis is number one in the world, so it’s fine if you don’t order my number one scholar, but now I’m number one in martial arts, and you still don’t order my number one scholar!

As the Son of Heaven, do you actually judge people by their appearance?

It can be seen that he is a fool.

I won't serve you anymore!

This time he said he was ill, so he simply shaved his hair and became a monk, and became a monk.

This is to show that you are against the emperor.

Zhu Cho said you want to be a monk, right? OK, satisfy you!

A decree was issued, and he was dispatched to a broken lama temple in the northern border town and served as the presiding officer.

This incident was very sensational at that time, almost everyone in the world knew about it.

Because his name is Li Tenghua, homophonic Li Tanhua, and because he has been a Tanhua in both civil and military circles, people call him Li Tanhua, but his real name is gradually forgotten.

Later, when Li Wanjiang pacified the north, he even sent people to look for him, but the locals said that he had already died in his incarnation, and even the small temple was burned down.

Everyone thought he was dead, but unexpectedly he was still alive.

Seeing each other at this moment made Xiao Chen a little embarrassed, and embarrassed for Zhu Yuanqi's emperor's father.

Such a talent was forced to become a monk by you, no wonder you will perish!

But here comes the question, how do you know that I am mine? I also know that I have seventy-two moles on my legs.

In my memory, Zhu Yuanqi, I seem to have never seen you... Maybe I have, but I forgot it long ago. Speaking of the prince, he met thousands of people of all kinds in those days.

Impossible to remember them all.

But there is no doubt that we have never met shirtless!

It's almost the same as the bare butt now...

"You, you, Brother Xiao, are you the former crown prince?" Duanmu Nanfeng was finally able to speak, "Master, are you Li Tanhua?"

My goodness!

Am I dreaming?

"I said it wasn't you, believe it or not?" Xiao Chen sighed, his thoughts turned, his qi was transported to his dantian, and a wave of true qi quietly flowed to his palm...

"Why do you want to slap the two of us to death with the flame palm?" Monk Zhishen sneered when he saw Xiao Chen's long sleeves being agitated by the true energy.

"How do you know that I know how to palm flames!" Xiao Chen was shocked, and broke his skills directly.

"Your eyes are red. I'm blind when I become a monk!" Monk Zhishen said angrily, "It must be that old devil Wu Fatian who passed on his kung fu to you. Otherwise, how could you use the flame palm at such a young age? It can't be that strong!"

"You're not blind, I'm blind, right? You know everything, are you a member of the Profound Sky Association?" Now that the words are plain, Xiao Chen no longer has any scruples.

"What are you talking about? Monk, I am a beauty, how can I be a thief?" Monk Zhishen looked disdainful.

"You said Tianxuan would be a thief?" Xiao Chen couldn't turn his head around for a while, so who do you belong to, monk?

"Xiao Xinghan intends to rebel, wants to be the emperor himself, and usurped your crown prince, isn't he a thief? He is a national thief of the Great Zhou, a thief of the Great Han's family!" Monk Zhishen sneered.

"This, this..." Xiao Chen couldn't answer these words at all.

The atmosphere was quite tense for a while.

"Boy Nanfeng, tell your disciples to go away, just because they still want to take down the monk? They can't even take down Xiao Chen!" Monk Zhishen said suddenly.

But it turned out that Duanmu Nanfeng saw that the situation was not good, and quietly sent out a signal to summon dozens of disciples with high martial arts skills under him, thinking that he would take them down first and then talk.

"Hey, what's the matter? Brother Xiao and Master must not misunderstand." Duanmu Nanfeng smiled shyly upon hearing this.

My heart said, this monk is so powerful, can you tell from this?

It's amazing, even though I've known him for so long, I don't even know his true identity.

Forget the identity of the monk, but the identity of Brother Xiao is ground-breaking!

The prince of the former dynasty, the eunuch in the palace, the peerless genius...

With his resolute and brave decision, when he encountered such a sudden change, he could not help but panic for a while.

"Nanfeng, is the secret decree of the Great Han Emperor hidden in your house still there?" Monk Zhishen said again in a surprising way.

"What did the master say? I don't understand either." Duanmu Nanfeng's face changed drastically again, and he seemed to understand.

"Hehe, it's against your will to submit to the Great Zhou, but your Duanmu family's submission to the Great Zhou is according to the order!" Monk Zhishen said with a chuckle.

"Why do you know everything!" Duanmu Nanfeng felt the same as Xiao Chen now, he was extremely shocked.

But it turned out that when Li Wanjiang's army was about to attack Jiangnan County, Zhu Chou issued a secret order to Duanmu Nanfeng's father, Duanmu Lin, not to let him escape or to die for his country, but to order them to surrender...

Duanmu Nanfeng only found out about this before his father died, not even his sister Duanmu Nanqiao!

The monk actually knew?