The Black Tech Life of Scum

Chapter 187: : Smoking cessation artifact (2)

"Xiao Fan, please stop it and help me to get rid of this thing. It hurts. I'm about to have a concussion ..." Wang Beibei frowned and kept calling.

"If you are in pain, hurry up and read" Smoking is harmful to your health "ten times. If you read it enough, it won't fight," Zhang Yifan said slowly, his expression a little bit lucky.

"Your sister, you pit me! See how I can clean you up ..." Wang Beibei cried angrily.

"It's useless to say this. If you haven't spoken the unlock phrase ten times after three minutes, the machine will think that you will not repent and your strength will be even stronger," Zhang Yifan said with a smile, watching the show Gaze stared at Wang Beibei.

"I was miserable by you," Wang Beibei screamed, and quickly obeyed Zhang Yifan: "Smoking is harmful to health ..."

"Look at Zhang Gong, my suggestion is right? I said you can't use electric shock, otherwise, like Wang Gong, I'm afraid that the nerves are giving electricity problems," expert Li said.

"No, I still pay attention to size," Zhang Yifan said with confidence.

"However, the function of this smoking cessation device is not so ideal. After wearing it once, I still suffer from it. Where else is willing to wear it again? It is impossible to keep it unlocked. How inconvenient it is to eat and sleep with it!"

"This is indeed a problem," Zhang Yifan said, "but I have also considered this problem and have a solution;"

"One way is that when entering a designated area, you must wear a helmet, and you can take it off after you leave. This method can be achieved by binding the helmet and the access control;"

"The other is more rude. It only allows the user to eat and sleep with the helmet. It can be unlocked after a certain number of days, but I can optimize it a bit and make the helmet lighter. It is a bit difficult to wash my hair .. ... ",

At this time, Wang Beibei finally finished his ten unlock words, and said angrily to Zhang Yifan, "Xiaofan, you bastard, help me get this **** down!"

"Why do you want to get it down? This is a design that I took a lot of effort to design. Globally original technology. With it, as long as you do n’t smoke, you will only feel the warmth of spring and the coolness of autumn. Department security is guaranteed; "Zhang Yifan said cheerfully.

"I'm not on duty outdoors, I don't need it," Wang Beibei said again and threatened: "You don't get it down, wait until I come back and get the scissors to cut the tape, don't blame me!"

"If you can't cut it all at once, don't regret it then!" Zhang Yifan said.

"What will happen if you keep cutting?" Wang Beibei asked with a lingering fear.

"It's not going to happen, just call you, and knock your head more fiercely than before ..."

"Isn't this to toss people to death?" Wang Beibei said with a sad face;

How true is Zhang Yifan's words, he still understands, this person basically doesn't talk big words, and he doesn't dare to take the risk easily, the taste just now is too memorable!

"You said, what are you going to do to help me get this thing down?" Wang Beibei's tone softened.

"What's the matter, I'll get it for you when it's time to take it off," Zhang Yifan laughed, seeing Wang Beibei like this, he was very happy: "You will like this thing."

"No! I hate this thing, and now my head is still buzzing," Wang Beibei said disgustingly.

"That's because you smoked," Zhang Yifan said with a serious face. "If you are serious about being a good non-smoking baby, you will definitely love this helmet!"

"Because it can also be connected to a mobile phone's Bluetooth to play music, it can also be used as a headlight at night. The solar power board above is sufficient for it to turn on semiconductor cooling in the hot sun and does not require charging;"

"Even in the winter in the north, you don't need any cotton hats. You just need to wear such a green helmet. If you don't like environmentally friendly colors, I can spray the colors and patterns you want! "

"Even I can develop some unique features for you, such as a walking recorder, to record events that happen in front of you at any time, and I can also hang a digital LCD screen, even if you want to hang a thermos bottle on it. "..." Zhang Yifan laughed narrowly.

"In this way, you are so ironed that you don't plan to take my helmet off?" Wang Beibei asked.

To Zhang Yifan, he was really helpless, and he knew that this brother would not pit himself. Such a thing is at best a prank.

"You can rest assured that it will be taken down for you, but time ..." Zhang Yifan paused. "As the first tester of this new product, you are part of the company and still a senior , I should try more of its features, and write a beautiful trial report, so that I can get inspiration for improvement, rather than letting me take it down; "

"What? You plan to mass-produce this thing? For sale?" Wang Beibei immediately put on an incredible expression.

"What? No?" Zhang Yifan asked back.

"It's not that I can't say that I would think that the headlights, ventilation, air conditioning and other functions are good, and I can still listen to music, but I still don't think people will buy them unless you remove the brain knocking function! Who's so willing to spend money on suffering? "Wang Beibei vomited ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ He just hated that function.

"There is also a problem with the price. The user that this helmet faces is people who are engaged in outdoor work. However, how much is a helmet for a construction site? A regular construction site can use dozens of pieces of safety. Hats are good, some even cost a few dollars; "

"You have added so many functions. You have to sell a few hundred if you don't have a thousand. Which construction site can afford it? Also, even if some people are willing to pay for it by themselves and do manual labor outdoors, some people do not smoke ? "Wang Beibei said eloquently.

"Old Li, what do you think?" Zhang Yifan turned his head and asked Expert Li.

"I think this product is completely suitable for use in field forces and positions that require open guards," said expert Li slowly, after taking a sip of tea, he added to Wang Beibei: "Do n’t say weight, even light After five kilometers, you still need to smoke a cigarette, even if you are great! "

"And the troops are strictly forbidden from smoking and firing when performing missions. On the modern battlefield, the source of fire is equivalent to the exposed target, smoking? Then wait to be targeted by enemy snipers! This smoking cessation function is largely true You can cultivate the habit of warriors, but the warrior's helmet also has a function, that is, it can be used as a cooker or container when necessary. After installing such electronic equipment, it is presumably impossible .... "

"Therefore, there is still a demand for this helmet in the army, but those functions such as listening to music must be removed, and the conflict between the outer coating and the efficiency of solar power generation must be resolved," said expert Li. Ground.

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