The Black Tech Life of Scum

Xun Haoyue was empty, and the lanterns were on the stage,

Shexian County, a small alley near the cinema, temporary stalls opened in succession ...

The nightlife of this small town that does not know how many lines is open ...

Zhang Yifan, led by Wang Beibei, sat next to a small stall by the roadside, sitting on a plastic chair and a small foldable square table;

孜 The smell of cumin is permeated in the air. The exhaust fan above the grill is more effective than preventing the oil fume from affecting the grilled people, not the diners aside ...

On the fierce stove set up temporarily, the oil in the wok was burned from time to time, the flames soared into the sky, and then the boss covered it with a lid ...

The taste of stir-fried noodles, the taste of stir-fried field snails, and the spicy and tangy lobster taste are mixed, and they are blown by the wind in this alley ...

Diverse people come and go in this alley,

There are beggars who are lying on a small scooter, pushing the rider with their hands on the ground, and holding a broken iron bowl or loyalty.

I also squatted by the road, with a young girl in front of her who wrote: "The phone wallet was stolen.

There are also beggars who look a little old and walk through various stalls with a broken bowl. When they see a table where diners are sitting, they lean over and say "the boss, do well, the boss makes a fortune." ..

The youngest people are those young people who are either in pairs or two or three of the same **** ...

I have a female companion, or a group of women traveling together, come to this alley, or leave in a hurry, or stay lame, buy a string or two of barbecue or a bowl of snacks, milk tea or something ...

These people are the customers who are most eager to solicit and receive the stalls;

不同于 They are different from the guests who have sat down and even opened drinks. Those customers have a clear willingness to consume, even if they are slower, they will not rush to come;

But these girls are impatient after waiting for a long time, they can go as soon as they turn around, and they are okay with them;

Rather, it is those diners who come to meet. When they sit down, they are a big customer. They may go to the adjacent stalls and get something they do n’t have here.

But in my own place, I have eaten big heads, whether it is drinks or staple food, I can order a lot, and I can attract popularity and see that there are more people sitting at this booth, and it will attract more diners ...

As soon as Wang Beibei got on the table, he started ordering things. Roasted pig whip, roasted pig eyes, roasted pork loin, roasted chives, and a lot of orders. He also called a dozen roasted oysters, and let the boss come up for two drinks ;

This is not enough. I ordered three pounds of fragrant crayfish on the stall next door ... the boss said that he would bring it in when he was ready.

Zhang Yifan took a look at it, and it was a bit difficult to eat these things, even if Wang Beibei said he had called for two people;

Frozen beer is slowly drinking, and the barbecues that are coming up are slowly eating, watching the crowds and talking while eating, but also have a taste;

The supper is no better than dinner, there is no rule of waiting for people to move chopsticks, most of them are eating while waiting;

I didn't wait long, and the half-sparkling wine wasn't finished, and the people of Wang Bei NATO came.

A man and a woman came, Zhang Yifan estimated. The man was about three or five years older than himself, and the woman couldn't see it, maybe the same as himself, maybe bigger or smaller than himself;

Wang Beibei briefly introduced each other. The man's name is Gao Yong, his cousin, and the woman's name is Gong Mengchun, his future cousin ...

Zhang Yifan also said hello, filled his cousin, who could only be called Yong, with a glass of wine, called the bottle sister Wang Wang Lao Ji, and then continued to eat and drink ...

这种 Originally such a small gathering, if you are with non-contemporaries, the topic is inevitably awkward;

But Wang Beibei called his cousin, it ’s different. In the family, apart from parents and siblings, in fact, the closest relative is the 舅 family, not even his uncle's family;

Cousins ​​of the same age, in addition to some pits, are generally the closest friends of their peers ....

King Wang Beibei had a supper to call his cousin, which was nothing wrong, much better than what he called a junior high school or high school classmate .... at least not so much.

What Gao Yong said is also a little older, more social experience, and Wang Beibei is also well-informed;

Talking about the sky is also very casual, and also does not talk about work, business and the like, which makes Wang Beibei and Zhang Yifan embarrassing;

Just talking about some interesting things in life, food and the like. Even Wang Beibei said that eating leeches at Zhang Yifan's house can still be interesting, and even incidentally brought out one or two interesting things ... It is quite talkative Huan ...

Gong Mengchun, who was accompanied by, did not chat with the three people very much, but he took chopsticks from time to time, took a bite to eat, or tapped a drink, and then served as an audience there.

Zhang Yifan did not participate in the chat too much, because he was sitting close to the barrel of Draft Beer, and he helped Wang Beibei and his two cousins ​​to drink wine from time to time;

I was afraid of Zhang Beifan, afraid of Zhang Yifan sitting alone and bored, always pulling him into the topic;

For example, about a time, he took his cousin cousin, went to Zhang Yifan's house, caught fish, caught water maggots ...

For another example, when Zhang Yifan watched the wild fruits in the mountains mature, he took everyone to pick the wild fruits ...

Then, just wait for the oranges in Zhang Yifan's orchard to mature. The family will go and buy and eat as much as they can under the tree. This money will not be given ...

Zhang Yifan can only laugh and say OK, OK, no problem;

In fact, these are small things. There are indeed orange trees in the family. There are only a dozen of them. Don't say that the varieties are not good. They usually don't take care of them at all;

I ca n’t grow more than a hundred pounds of fruit in a year, and I ’m still sour, I ca n’t sell it cheaply, I do n’t want to eat it at home ...

Zhang Yifan was sure, even if Wang Beibei's family took his cousin family to the orchard, one person would never eat two or three ...

的 The only effect of this orange is to let one who drinks too much wine eat one or two, sour, hangover!

"I can eat sour especially, when the fruit is ripe, don't forget to call me, don't eat your distressed time ..." Gong Mengchun said with a smile.

"Well, there is a watch, I dare not call it. Besides, my family's oranges cannot be sold, especially sour. In the past years, the fruits fell naturally. If you love to eat, you will have no problem picking them all back. "Zhang Yifan said very honestly.

"Joke is a joke, if that's the case, it's best to ask someone from the agricultural technology station to see it," Gao Yong said seriously.

"Forget it, there are more than a dozen old fruit trees, and they can't produce much fruit. Last year, our oranges were shipped to the county for two dollars and a pound. My dad said he was too lazy to toss." Zhang Yifan said.

"Boss, your crayfish is ready ..." The owner of the stall next to him carried a large tray of steaming crayfish next to the table, squeezed the contents on the table a bit, and put it in the middle .

"I didn't bring any cash with me. I went to buy the order with the boss, and you eat first," said Wang Beibei, standing up, and leaving with the boss who came over the lobster.

来 "Come on, Xiaofan, don't hesitate to eat and eat. The taste of this crayfish is authentic, and eating beer under the crayfish is the best," Gao Yong greeted;

Then, he brought a disposable glove, peeled a crayfish in a hurry, put it in the bowl of Gong Mengchun, and took another one to continue peeling;

"Everyone said on the Internet that this thing is unsanitary, and there are still many bosses who use trench oil or repeatedly use oil to fry ..." Gong Mengchun frowned,

"Xiao Fan, ignore the tender words that the woman said, just at the stall next door, at least one hundred or two hundred pounds of crayfish can be sold in a day, and no one has seen any problems," Gao Yong said, just peeling his hands The good crayfish was stuffed directly into the mouth, chewed twice, drank a large mouthful of beer, and continued: "Experts also said that water that has just been boiled cannot be drunk directly because it will burn your mouth ..."

Zhang Yifan froze for a moment, then smiled, the reflection arc was a bit long, there is no way, I just listened to the joke as a common sense of life ...

Then he grabbed a crayfish, peeled it slowly, and even chopped the juice of the shrimp head ..... the taste is good, fragrant, fresh, sweet, much better than those eaten at the gate of the vocational college .

However, Christine Meng Chun is right, the issue of food hygiene and safety really needs attention;

I watched them eat, and Gong Mengchun hesitated to pick up the crayfish in the bowl, looked at it, and put it in the mouth ...

"Boss, do you need a song?" A sweet female voice sounded.

一 Zhang Yifan, enjoying the taste of the cooperation between crayfish and beer, raised his head;

A girl holding a guitar, wearing a headset, carrying a bag on her back, and dragging a speaker stood behind Gao Yong, bowed, holding a plastic playlist ~ www.wuxiaspot .com ~ Looking at myself with a smile ...

Zhang Yifan felt that whether he was dressed or behaved had nothing to do with a boss, and listening to songs at this kind of supper was really a bit strange ...

"How much is a song?" Gao Yong asked suddenly.

"One for twenty dollars. If you want to order two, I'll charge you thirty. I haven't opened tonight. Why don't you order two ..." the girl said sweetly.

"Husband, let's listen to two songs, one" Anhe Bridge "and then one" Hu Guangsheng ", pretty girl, can you WeChat?" Christine Mengchun said.

The girl took out a payment code .... Gao Yong swept it casually, then entered the number wisely, and finally showed the girl the page of payment success ...

Girl put away the payment code and said thank you to the boss ...

With her stream of operations, the soundtrack sounded in the speakers ...

The white T-shirt fluttered in the wind, and the narrow jeans were a little tight, and he played the guitar like a green onion ...

"Let me see you again, from south to north, like the eyes blinded by the Fifth Ring Road ..." The soundtrack sounds very ordinary, but it sounds with a different kind of singing .. ..

Zhang Yifan raised his glass, and then sulked.

人 No one knows what he thinks at the moment, including Wang Beibei,

That is extremely guilty, ashamed, and suddenly realized!

I can get fifteen or twenty for a song, why do I still stare at picking up trash? Looking for scrap?

Sure enough, Wang Beibei said ...

Eye-opener, pattern!

Even if you pull yourself in the dung cart in the village, the sound quality can completely kill the girl's existence!