The Black Technology Era of Xueba

You're the last one, okay! Seeing Xiao Ming cursing himself like this before the exam, Chen Lin and Wan Tao were at odds with each other.

Haha. Xiao Ming shrugged and sat on the seat. He was calm and took only a black ink pen and a 2B pencil.

Chen Lin and Wan Tao were struggling to the death. Chen Lin wrote something on the table with a pencil, and Wan Tao also took out a small note and recited a poem.

According to Wan Tao's words, he felt that the poem needed to be tested.

After the language test paper was handed out, Xiao Chen began to answer the questions.

Language questions often have ambiguous answers.

For example, in the first question, is the pronunciation of the word flattering chǎnmèi (three tones, four tones) or (four tones, four tones).

Xiao Ming, who doesn't take Chinese classes much, is confused. Usually, everyone doesn't speak so standardly. Isn't the two pronunciations similar? Then the machine selected one (three tones, four tones).

There is also reading, which is the most painful question. Many times the author who writes this article is just a feeling, without any profound thoughts.

The teacher who asked the question was thinking about how to ask the question.

For example: What kind of feelings does the author express in this sentence? How do you understand the role of XX words here? What kind of moral does this article express?

Xiao Ming: ...

Soon an hour and a half passed, and Xiao Ming didn't care whether he would fill up the empty space anyway, and the next step was writing.

Proposition composition: Luffa Vine and Nutmeg.

Xiao Ming: Labor and capital...

The loofah vine Xiao Ming knew, but what the hell is the bean mustard, what the hell are these two terms together.

Love or fight.

Loofah vines and bean whiskers...

Xiao Ming grabbed his hair, still seriously underestimating the teacher's level.

Xiao Ming: Ruthless!

If I don’t understand it, I still have to write it. Xiao Ming can only write an argumentative essay that is not painful or itchy, and looks disgusting to him-the loofah vine climbs high, and the bean whisker climbs short.

The bell rang, and the two-and-a-half-hour language test finally ended.

Xiao Ming was about to go to the cafeteria to eat, but Wan Tao still froze in his seat and said something silly.

Xiao Ming leaned over, only to hear Wan Tao muttering to himself: A piece of ice is in the jade pot... A piece of ice is in the jade pot...

Chen Lin shouted, Wantao, let's go and have dinner. What are you doing? I'm taking a math test in the afternoon. Hurry up and go back to eat and memorize two more formulas.

Wan Tao looked sad, and looked at Xiao Ming and Chen Lin and was about to cry, Xiao Ming, Chen Lin, what is the last sentence of a piece of ice on the jade pot? I know I have to take the test! But I just follow the memorization, knowing that the previous sentence will definitely be able to memorize the next sentence, this... How can I write the next sentence in this test!

Xiao Ming: ...

Chen Lin:  …

Knowing that he had lunch, Wan Tao still didn't remember what the last sentence of a piece of ice is in the jade pot was.

Back in the classroom, Wan Tao hurriedly flipped through the book.

Dig the groove!! Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other like each other, a piece of ice is in the jade pot. Wan Tao shouted wildly, holding his head, I just remembered it, why can't I remember it!

Xiao Ming said comfortingly: It's okay, even if you fill out this poem, your Chinese will still fail, and it won't affect the overall situation, so don't worry about it.

Wan Tao roared: Xiao Ming, labor and capital are going to kill you! Ah!!

Zheng Xuanyu turned to look at the poor students who were making trouble, and then turned to continue doing math problems.

Mathematics in the afternoon is definitely a nightmare for poor students.

The difference between poor students and top students in Chinese may be the difference between 120 points and 80 points, and in mathematics, it may be the difference between 140 points and 30 points.

The bloody math test has crushed the body and soul of many poor students.

Sure enough, Chen Lin and Wan Tao hesitated.

After the test paper was handed out, I was stunned when I saw the full text of mathematical symbols and Arabic numerals, as if I had seen an alien language.

Chen Lin was biting the end of his pen, and Wan Tao was biting his nails. It was really impossible to write, so the two of them started to look around.

Nai He was surrounded by poor students, and everyone was looking around.

The invigilator patted the table lightly and reminded: This is a medical examination, everyone should pay attention to the discipline of the examination. If you find cheating or plagiarism, your grades will be cancelled, and you will be penalized for major demerits. If the disciplinary materials are entered into the file, you will be punished. It has a lifetime impact.”

The poor students immediately shrank their heads.

Xiao Ming looked at the mathematics test paper. Xiao Ming, who has Pan Shaxing's memory, is now a good player in science. The difficulty of this mathematics test paper is moderate and quite satisfactory, similar to that of the college entrance examination. The questions are not partial, and it is easy to get high scores.

Xiao Ming buried his head and answered the question seriously.

Smooth, very smooth.

Xiao Ming really enjoys the feeling of swiping the tip of his pen on the paper. He seems to have returned to junior high school. At that time, his grades were excellent, and doing the questions was a kind of enjoyment.

It took Xiao Ming 15 minutes to finish the multiple-choice questions in the two-hour math test. At this time, many students were still struggling with the first five multiple-choice questions.

Xiao Ming made persistent efforts, and after completing the fill-in-the-blank questions, he began to brush the big questions.

Xiao Ming's state was different from that of most of the people in the examination room. Everyone shook their heads and sighed. Xiao Ming wrote the answer smoothly.

This kind of realization made the invigilator a little puzzled. He was originally a math teacher. He just read the test paper for this test and felt that it was not too difficult, but it was not very simple. Most of the test rooms are poor students, so it is not so easy to answer. Bar.

The invigilator walked over to Xiao Ming to check on Xiao Ming's answer.

Xiao Ming's handwriting is very neat and beautiful, and it is pleasing to the eye.

The supervising teacher randomly checked the first short-answer question, a geometry proof question, given by Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming's thinking is smooth, the steps are clear, full marks!

This classmate is not bad! the invigilator exclaimed.

Surprise value from Li Fei (invigilator): +50.

Cumulative surprise value: 52 points.

Xiao Ming is happy, so he can also get surprise points.

Instead of looking up at the invigilator, he quietly moved his left hand away, revealing the second question of the short-answer question—a probability question based on household water consumption.

Combining life and mathematics is the trend of high school mathematics development in the future, and it is also a weak link for many students.

Even for some high-achieving students, he can do simple numerical questions, but when he combines numerical questions with common sense and words, he is stunned.

In Mr. Li Fei's view, this question is a relatively difficult probability question, and the first question is to draw a probability distribution diagram, which is a test of hands-on ability.

All right again!? Li Fei looked at Xiao Ming's neat pattern and the answer at the back, and he was all right again!

A top student! Li Fei couldn't help but nodded again and again, looking at Xiao Ming a few more times.

Surprise value from Li Fei: +50.

Xiao Ming gave Li Fei 100 points of surprise. He was happy, but it was hard for Chen Lin next to him.

Classmate Chen Lin thoughtfully took out the cheat sheet and looked at the formula. How could he know that the invigilator would not leave if he was with him.

Chen Lin had ten thousand XXX in his heart and gritted his teeth: Xiao Ming is so good-looking? Why don't you leave here all the time!