The Days of Opening a Restaurant on an Abnormal Earth

Probably because she couldn't win Xiao Xiao in a self-conscious quarrel, so Aunt Huang Mao resorted to her life's best skill, the thirty-six strategy [Lie is the above record].

She has never met anyone who is not afraid of this trick, and most people would tremble when they saw her lying down. These days, the cost of lying down for an old lady is much higher than that of a pretty little girl.

The latter would at most cause some bleeding to the wallet, while the former would probably sell the house and the car and lose everything.

Of course, for the two of them, lying down also needs to be watched. Some old ladies lie down and don't move. This is a relatively poor type, and the deterrent effect is not enough.

There is also a kind of lying down and rolling around, saying that I am dead, XX has beaten someone, and XX has bullied others. This kind of old woman is better than the immobile one, but still worse. Rather than being deterrent, it is better to say that it responds to people.

Aunt Huang Mao has a lot of experience in this area, and she knows how to lie down to have a deterrent effect. It's not that you don't move, and it's not that you play tricks, but that you are pretending to be sick!

That's right, to pretend to be sick. It's normal for the elderly to be a little sick these days. It's quite normal to have high blood pressure, heart disease, and the like.

When she finds that she can't quarrel with the other party, Aunt Huangmao will use this trick to pretend to be sick. Either he said that he was dizzy from anger, or that his heart couldn't beat because of anger. Then they had to take people to the hospital to die.

This trick is too ruthless, most people are not afraid of it. If Auntie Huangmao is really sick and depends on you, say that you made her sick. That would be great fun. You must know that the cost of seeing a doctor in a hospital is not cheap now. A random inspection and test would cost several hundred dollars, and if the problem is really found out, some medicines and a hospital stay of tens of thousands of dollars would be enough.

Even if they are not sick, ordinary people can't stand it just by dragging people to the hospital and wasting time. Your yellow-haired aunt is retired and has a lot of time. But other young people still have to work.

If she dared to call the police, then Aunt Huangmao would not be afraid, she could even stay in the police station, since the police would not dare to do anything to her anyway.

So according to past experience, Aunt Huang Mao fell to the ground. And after she fell to the ground, she pointed at Xiao Xiao with her trembling fingers, and she said in an intermittent tone: "You...you...you are so angry that I have high blood pressure, ouch, it's okay, it's okay. I'm dizzy , My heart is also bad."

She was still in good health just now, and she saw that Aunt Huangmao, who was able to quarrel at least 300 rounds, suddenly fell to the ground and began to tremble all over. But even so, she didn't forget to tug on Xiao Xiao's trousers.

Of course, what if the other party ran away without pulling the other party's trousers? Aunt Huang Mao is not stupid.

"Get up, don't pretend to be dead! Get up!" Xiao Xiao didn't expect Aunt Huang Mao to pull out such a trick. She guessed that this guy must be pretending to be dead, but she couldn't do anything now.

And Aunt Huang Mao was pulling Xiao Xiao's trousers, and at the same time said to the director of the supermarket: "Help me call the police, call the ambulance."

The director of the supermarket was also dumbfounded. He never thought that this yellow-haired aunt could be so shameless.

At first, Aunt Huang Mao came to curse and complain, and the director echoed her and said a few words together. This can be regarded as a statement from the supermarket, and it wants to quell customer complaints.

Because the service industry is like this, in many cases, no matter whether the customer is justified or unreasonable, you must treat the other party as right, and you must not quarrel with the customer. This is repeatedly emphasized during the supermarket job training.

Originally, the director wanted to talk about Wang Xuewen, and after making the aunt feel better, he changed the price tag for her, and the matter was resolved. But this old aunt is a bit too much, she is not only fussy now, but now she has become a shopkeeper.

If something like this happens in the store, then there will be big trouble. It's not good in terms of reputation. So the director didn't call immediately, instead he said: "Auntie, why don't I send you to the infirmary to rest?"

As a person who can be the director of a supermarket, one of the best methods of this kind of person is to make paste.

But Auntie Huangmao didn't get up, she just cheated on the ground, and asked to call the police for a medical examination. She seemed to be relying on Xiao Xiao.

And Wang Xuewen also came from behind at this time, and he still didn't recognize Zhang Tong for a while. He walked up to Aunt Huangmao and wanted to apologize or something.

And a group of onlookers around also began to evacuate one after another, and now they have encountered a rascal, who knows if this yellow-haired aunt will casually rely on other people.

But Zhang Tong, who had been watching this farce, just felt inexplicably absurd. Hey, there are really such shameless people in this world, and they seem to be doing well. Everyone acted like they couldn't offend her.

Zhang Tong looked at Aunt Huangmao who was lying on the ground and pretending to be ill. She was speechless for a while. Her life magnetic field is obviously very strong, and she may live to be eighty or ninety years old in a healthy way.

Speaking of which, who was the guy who fell to the ground in front of him last time? Oh, by the way, it seems to be a very amateur killer. Is this guy still locked up? Zhang Tong shook his head, since they all like to play tricks and lie on the ground, don't blame me there.

Zhang Tong interrupted Xiao Xiao, Wang Xuewen and the marketing director who were still arguing with Aunt Huang Mao. He looked down at Aunt Huangmao and said in an indifferent tone: "You don't think it's dirty when you lie on the ground."

Aunt Huang Mao glanced at him, didn't speak, just snorted.

Zhang Tong continued to say to himself: "Hey, do you know that the floor is very cold? It's so cold, you won't be afraid of getting cold if you lie on such a cold floor, and you will have diarrhea after a while? I guess if you have diarrhea Not using the toilet, and suffering later will be more uncomfortable than playing dead and alive here."

Aunt Huang Mao continued to refuse to listen, and she even yelled for people around her to call her to call the police. I don't know if there will be a heartless person who will really help her to call the police.

Anyway, Aunt Huangmao didn't listen to persuasion, she was lying down, and she wouldn't get up if she didn't see something affordable. Otherwise, didn't I lie down in vain?

The director has to contact the manager in charge of the entire supermarket management to see how to solve this matter. Aunt Huangmao vaguely heard the shopping card or something, and she muttered in her heart: If it is less than five hundred, no! A gift card worth 1,000 yuan won't make my wife wake up.

But just after she established the belief that she would never stand up, she suddenly felt a pain from her abdomen. Then there was the churning sound of gurgling, as if the whole stomach and intestines began to move.

Huangmao Aiyi didn't feel any discomfort before, but at this moment she felt a rush of defecation. It was as if something huge was about to burst out of his body.

Aunt Huangmao, who was planning to continue lying on the ground, jumped up at this moment. She can no longer control herself anymore. What high blood pressure, heart disease, everything is cured at this moment.

She asked the director who was still surprised: "Where is the toilet?!!!"

"Ah? Over there." The director just pointed in a direction, and the aunt who was still pretending to be sick started the racing mode vigorously. She ran towards the toilet like flying, but the faster she ran, the faster the pain in her stomach became. It's as if they just don't want to come out of the toilet again, they yearn to be free now.

Very close, very close, 50 meters, 30 meters, 10 meters, 1 meter from the toilet, open the toilet door.

Poof~.

Nothing makes sense anymore.