The Dead Dad is Back
Chapter 82:
Miaomiao took a lot of effort to drag the **** dog home.
When I went home, I asked the doctor at home to see it, and Miaomiao realized that the **** dog was not gaining weight, but had a puppy in its belly!
Miaomiao was stunned: "Isn't Da Hei a male dog?"
The doctor said with a smile: "Miss admits wrong, this is a bitch."
Miaomiao couldn't help but look at the **** dog several times.
In her heart, the **** dog is the most majestic and domineering of Da Huang's wild dog friends. Miaomiao had also seen it with her own eyes. When it dashed out, it was as fast as a bolt of lightning, and the action of biting the throat of the animal was neat and decisive. In Miaomiao's mind, the two dogs could not tell the difference between winners and losers.
The **** dog also went through the mountain bandit den with her and climbed the high mountain peak. Da Hei's coat is black and shiny, and there is no stray hair all over his body. He is a very beautiful big dog and a cool big dog. It and Rhubarb are good friends, Rhubarb is a male dog, Miaomiao also thought it was a male dog!
But now the male dog has turned into a female dog, and there is still a puppy in the stomach, Miaomiao was stunned, and soon came back to her senses and accepted this reality.
She patted Rhubarb's "hairy" head reproachfully: "Rhubarb, how can you do such a bad thing!"
No wonder Dahei ignored it!
The big yellow dog was lying at her feet, barking and barking, its wet eyes kept glancing at the **** dog, but the **** dog ruthlessly ignored its pitiful .
Even the old lady and the old general who were at home also heard the news.
The old general laughed, stroked the big yellow dog's head, and repeatedly exclaimed: "Okay, okay, big happy event!"
"What is the big happy event about the two dogs?" The old lady gave the old general a helpless look, and then looked at the **** dog. She is often in the backyard on weekdays and rarely sees the **** dog. When she saw it now, she couldn't help but boast, "This dog looks really good."
Miaomiao raised her head and was very proud, "Da Hei is also amazing!"
Da Hei is pregnant with a rhubarb puppy, in Miaomiao's heart, they are also a family!
She found all the jerky and dog treats that Rhubarb had hidden, piled them up in front of the **** dog, and pressed Rhubarb's unwilling dog head back.
Miaomiao raised her face at Rhubarb in a rare and serious way, and said seriously: "Da Hei has a dog, Rhubarb, you are going to be a father, and you have to be nice to Da Hei."
Miao Miao thought about it and gave it an example: "Just like my father was so good to me."
"Wang woo..."
Dog treats, dog toys, and big dog kennels, everything that Rhubarb has, was all found by Miaomiao. She lived with Da Huang and kept things in the same room, only to find a lot of things after searching.
After all, rhubarb is her beloved big dog, and Miaomiao loves it the most. The owner of the original manor remembered it, and the servants also remembered it. Rhubarb is also a wealthy big dog.
But at this moment, all its things were given to the **** dog by the owner very generously.
The **** dog only lowered his head to sniff, and then turned his head coldly.
"Wang woo..." Rhubarb's head drooped even lower.
The dog food royal chef brought a newly made bowl of dog rice, and put it in front of the **** dog. The **** dog did not refuse. After eating a round belly, he stood up again , posing to leave.
Miaomiao quickly stood in front of it: "Da Hei, won't you stay?"
In Miaomiao's heart, the family must live together.
But the **** dog doesn't think so. Miaomiao stopped in front of it, and it went around to the side. Miaomiao hurriedly jumped on it and hugged it: "Da Hei, you can stay at my house!"
"Wow!" The **** dog barked at her.
The old general said: "This is still unwilling."
Miaomiao hurriedly said: "My home is so big, my bed is so big, I can sleep another dog. Rhubarb will definitely not take your place, our family's dog rice is made It’s also delicious, and the rhubarb has gotten a lot fatter.”
The **** dog was still struggling to get out of her arms.
The old general touched his chin and said, "This dog is a wild dog. It is used to being wild outside, and maybe it doesn't like staying at home. Otherwise, it should have been when you adopted it earlier. agreed."
But now it's different, now the **** dog is a **** with a baby in her belly!
Miaomiao used to believe that she could take care of herself with a dog, and also felt that the ruined temple where the **** dog lived was big enough, but now she feels that nothing is good, she must help Rhubarb take care of it its dog lady.
Rhubarb also leaned over and barked in front of the **** dog, as if he was helping to keep him.
But the **** dog didn't give him any face, he was very kind to Miaomiao, and he had a vicious face to him, and he almost bit his ears off.
Miaomiao looked left and right, then looked at the old general and the old lady who were standing together, suddenly had an idea, and suddenly realized: "I know!"
"Isn't it because I'm not married, that's why Dahei is reluctant to come to our house?"
Miaomiao has seen many people hold weddings. In Xiaoxi Village, in the capital, firecrackers open the way, gongs and drums sound, and the bride sits in a big red sedan chair. From this home to that home, it will become a family in the future.
If you have a child without being married, you will be pointed at in Xiaoxi Village, you will be scolded for not holding your head up, and everyone will look down on it.
Miaomiao touched the **** dog's head and said with pity: "When you become a parent, the puppy in the **** belly can have a father as soon as it is born."
The old lady was stunned, and so was the old general.
But the old general responded faster: "Look, I said it's a happy event! It's time for our family to have a happy event!"
"Hold a wedding for two dogs..." The old lady looked helpless.
She also wanted to say a few words to stop her, which showed that Miaomiao was in high spirits, and there was an old general beside her, who opened her mouth and closed it again.
Forget it, let the grandfather and grandson toss it out!
Two dogs got married, it was the first time ever. Miaomiao didn't want anyone else to help Rhubarb as it was about Rhubarb. She believed that she was the closest person to Rhubarb in the world. Naturally, she wanted to do it herself and asked the old lady about matters.
She found an auspicious day on the almanac, and asked her father and grandfather to help make a luxurious dog kennel that can hold a litter of dogs, and discussed with the two royal chefs in the house to make a few tables of wedding banquets , and then a large number of invitations, inviting others to attend the wedding reception of the two dogs.
The invitation was written by Miaomiao herself, and the people invited were also acquaintances, mostly children in the school. The stray dogs were illiterate, so when the stray dogs came in the morning, she warned each one of them several times, for fear that they might miss it.
When they received the invitation, both Tang Yueshu and Lu Yue were taken aback: "Is Da Huang getting married too?"
"Yes." Miaomiao nodded seriously: "Rhubarb is going to be a father!"
?"
"The bride price?" Miaomiao was stunned.
"Yeah! My eldest brother said kiss before, but my mother has been busy for a long time. I saw it with my own eyes, and I understand it best!" Lu Yue's eldest brother got married at the beginning of the year, he said The head said: "You need to prepare a lot of money, and you need boxes of dowry gifts, gold and silver jewelry, everything!"
Miaomiao was embarrassed: "but I have no money."
Rhubarb is her dog, of course she has to come out for this dowry. But because Lu Yue gave her an idea before, her father took all the boxes for her money. Miaomiao started to save money again, but the time was short and it was too late to save much, and the new box only had a thin layer of bottom. Many are copper plates.
All the expenses of the big wedding are covered by Miaomiao, which has emptied her new savings, and Miaomiao has no more money to prepare the dowry.
Tang Yueshu hurriedly said: "Miaomiao sister, don't listen to his nonsense, how is it the same as a dog when it comes to marriage?"
Miaomiao asked: "What is it like when a dog gets married?"
Tang Yueshu couldn't tell.
There is no book about how to teach dogs to get married.
Don't talk about books, it's a rare thing for two dogs to get married.
Miaomiao was in the dream and was worried about it.
Xuan Ye was also stunned by the news of the two dogs getting married, and then said, "Why don't I give it to you?"
"Little brother?"
enough?"
Miao Miao: "…"
Miaomiao has learned arithmetic. Although she can't count to 20,000, she also knows that it is much, much, much, much more than the small vault she had accumulated before.
She took a deep breath: "So much!?"
"I don't know either." Xuan Ye thought about it and said, "It's just my aunt—Princess Wen Ning. She got married last year, and it was more than 20,000 taels."
The emperor loves his sister, the dowry is generous, and the wedding day is also extremely beautiful.
Miaomiao still remembers Princess Wenning. When she was married, she also attended. It was really beautiful, and everyone in the capital envied her.
Xuan Ye said: "If the silver is not enough, I still have some things that can be folded into silver, but it will take more time to change into silver, I don't know if it will be too late."
Miaomiao asked sadly, "Does it cost so much to marry a dog?"
Xuan Ye thought again: "It shouldn't be so much."
But the bride price still needs to be prepared.
Miao Miao thinks, she is only a dog, and she can't be ashamed of Rhubarb.
Miaomiao gritted her teeth and said, "little brother, can you lend me money?"
"I can't use it anyway, so you don't need to give it back to me."
Miaomiao shook her head, "No, let me borrow it."
She seriously wrote an IOU to Xuan Ye in her dream, pressed her finger prints, and didn't forget to give an invitation - as for whether Xuan Ye could come, that's another matter.
After waking up, Miaomiao quickly rubbed a handful of Rhubarb's dog's head, let out a long sigh of relief, and said, "If it weren't for the prince's brother, Rhubarb, you would almost never be able to marry a daughter-in-law" Wife!"
At such a young age, she suddenly felt that life was difficult.
There is no food left in Miaomiao's box. In order to marry Mrs. Dog for Rhubarb, she owes someone else's debt.
It's no wonder that when she was in Xiaoxi Village, she often heard from those aunts that it was difficult to marry a "wife".
How difficult!
When Miaomiao and Dad reported the progress, they talked about borrowing money.
The original eyelids jumped: "You ask the prince to borrow money?"
"Yes." Miaomiao sighed: "It's really expensive to marry a "wife"."
"How much did you borrow?"
Miaomiao stretched out a finger: "One hundred taels!"
In Miaomiao's mind, one hundred taels is already a very great number.
Original designation: "…"
Yuan Dingye took a deep breath and rubbed her head heavily, rubbing her soft hair into a thatched nest.
Borrowing money from the prince, she really dares to think!
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