The Death Knell

The facts are in front of us, not only the robots testified, but also Yoda and other Jedi testimonies. It is impossible for the brothers and sisters to believe them.

It's just that it was too sudden, even if Luke accepted the reality, he didn't know what expression to say or what to say.

The atmosphere became a bit awkward, and only the voice of the robot talking to the owner, and the crackling wood crackling of the campfire under the night sky.

But this silent atmosphere was quickly interrupted by a string of alarm clocks.

"Oh, it seems that it's time for my exercise again." Colonel Sanders took out an alarm clock from the pocket of his white suit and pressed it to stop, then snapped his fingers, and suddenly a group of strong men came out mysteriously from the sand. , They were also wearing beach shorts, with red sand sticking to their glowing sweat.

Tear!

He doesn't care what others think or think, because good health is the capital of making fried chicken. Colonel Sanders burst his clothes on the spot, took out a bow tie and put it on his neck, and the familiar music without a source suddenly rang again. stand up.

I love you mom.

"Hey, here again."

Su Ming rubbed his face and sighed helplessly. Although he thought it was a bit greasy for a group of brawny men to striptease, this was a colonel's advertisement. All human beings should have the right to dance freely.

"Oh~~yeah~~~" Hallie was pleased, her eyes widened: "There are free shows again, it's great! I used to go to see the hot dance with Xiao Hong and it cost money."

This sudden change is probably only someone with signs of mental illness like Avra ​​can bear. Other people, including robots, became stiff the moment Colonel Sandoz started dancing under the psychedelic lights. 166

Have they ever seen such an angry old man? The muscles of that body are shining, and the smile on his face is so evil, which exceeds their level of entertainment too much!

He didn’t even know that Master Yoda’s crutches landed, and Princess Leia’s mouth had turned into a black hole. Han Solo kept wiping his eyes with oily hands. He thought he had hallucinations on the heads of the four robots. A faint blue smoke came out, it was because the processing module was heating up.

The brawny men performed proficient dance steps in the desert under the moon. Their gestures were like colonel chicken nuggets tumbling in a frying pan, clapping, spinning, twisting, and blinking. It was just too serious.

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A few minutes later, the hot dance was over. Those brawny men who didn't know where they came from mysteriously disappeared under the moonlight. The colonel himself didn't know where to pull out a white suit and put it on again:

"Death knell, if there is nothing wrong, I will go back first. I just saw your leftover roast chicken, and I have a new inspiration for fried chicken."

"Are you going back? Okay, thank you, Colonel." The death knell shook hands with the colonel in the sluggish eyes of the people, and looked up to the sky: "Adjutant, take the colonel a ride."

A beam of light flashed by, and Sandoz disappeared, leaving only the smell of fried chicken.

Even if the person is gone, it is obvious that the magical dance is still playing in everyone's mind. Su Ming keenly noticed that the corners of Boba's mouth were slobbering, and the two Wookiees were pulling the hair on their heads. , And kept yelling.

He shook his head. Whether the entertainment industry in the Star Wars universe is poor, the Internet level is low, and even the mercenaries are of average quality.

The violent wolves have also seen the Colonel’s hot dance, so how come there are no sequelae of these despair?

The music was gone, and the silence became the main melody again. Su Ming walked to Luke's side, helped him fit the fallen chin, and pointed to Anakin over there:

"Luke? He is your father."

"Oh."

Luke, who was in a trance, easily accepted this setting. After seeing the old man Hot Dance, he felt that there was nothing unacceptable.

Now he can calmly look at everything that happens in the galaxy, and he will never make a fuss anymore, and he will never make waves again, because he has seen the most outrageous things today.

Just thinking of those brawny guys winking at him and twisting his hips, he even felt that the dark side of The Force was no longer terrible. The most terrifying thing was the dark and deep fantasy brought by those men. 78 Chinese Network

Seeing their disappointed look, Su Ming shrugged silently at Hallie:

"Jelly beans, use your psychiatrist's expertise to refresh these people, these things are a little too exciting for them."

"Hey, you are really a hillbilly, you should send them all to Arkham to live for a few days and open your eyes."

Although she said so, Hallie was very kind and began to save people. Her method was also very simple, which was to pour cold water on these people's faces.

These people are charmed by the muscles of the strong men, so just cool down.

After a minute, everyone finally returned to normal. Even the robots were pulled back by Hallie through psychological counseling, but their heads still had a faint burnt smell.

Everyone sat back by the bonfire again, and after experiencing this, Luke and Leia had already sat next to their parents very naturally, although the parents looked younger than them, there was something wrong. UU reading www. uukanshu. com

Telling stories, talking about cause and effect, weeping bitterly, and remembering bitterness and sweetness, it is still the set of reunion after a long time.

But after the reunion of the warm family, there were some conversations that determined the fate of the galaxy. Padmé told Leia about the connection between the old republic and the current rebels. He also played the war images from the R2D2 memory and those The ugly faces of the representatives.

There was a small dispute between the mother and daughter, but Leia's eloquence was much worse than that of Padmé, and Afraid's ridiculous irony from time to time, soon the princess' mentality exploded and she was speechless.

Padmé asked Leia to think for herself that the members of the "Organa Rebellion" who followed Leia had nothing. In the future, the nobles will be in power, except for her and a few people, I am afraid that everyone will become slaves.

Without the means of production, without the means of subsistence, you are not even good at fighting. What else can you do in a peaceful age? Even if you enter a factory to work, you can’t compete with robots. All that is left is to be a slave and do work that even robots don’t want to do.

Is it true that everyone's struggle today is to be exploited in the future?

Padmé grasped this argument deeply and slightly exaggerated the cruelty of some old representatives.

Later, seeing Leia frowning and thinking, she stated that Naboo would accept the Organa rebels who had lost their home stars. As long as they withdraw from the Rebel Alliance now, Naboo can give them houses, fields, and jobs, and they will leave the same way. The'Alliance Against Separatism' of the League of Rebels enjoys the same treatment.

The Alliance of the Rebels of the Republic of China? Regardless of different alliances, after all, now there is a new choice, a force that can help Naboo develop, and is stronger, crossing several cosmic concepts-the death knell ‘human empire’.

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