The Death Knell

The yellow T-shirt on her body was tightly attached to the skin in the rain. Morty wiped the rain from his face and looked around:

"Falling Knell Rick, I didn't see the women's toilet, but there is a polling station for the presidential election."

Not far from the park path is a big road with many shops and pedestrians. Of course, the most conspicuous is the polling station with stars and stripes. There are many people lined up in front of the road, impatient. Looks like.

"Stupid, that's the toilet! Isn't it the alternative to outrageous and sleepy Joe? It's like the toilet is divided into men and women, they are all shit, where there are them is the toilet, idiot, you have to look through the phenomenon It’s the essence, don’t forget, you are now in a virtual world!"

Death Knell Rick seems very angry, but all Morty is a masochist. The more Rick is insulted, the closer he feels.

After all, they are all grandpa's peers.

"Don't scold me, can't I just go in now?" Morty clasped his head aggrievedly and walked towards the election station, but still rolled his eyes and asked: "You won't lie to me to do strange things, right? ?"

"You think too much, you know, thinking about being heresy, do you want to be burned by a flamethrower? Just like a Vietnamese in the rainforest?" The sound of the death knell came faintly, and there was also some screaming assembled metal. The sound of the parts.

"No, it's too dark! Although I am a bit amnesia and my mind is messy, but I always feel like I have been burned many times in the past."

With that said, Morty entered the polling station smoothly. The people in the line protested his jumping in line, but after he kicked a few people in the crotch, he entered smoothly.

Looking up, in addition to the desk and chair area where the tickets are written, there are cheerleaders of striptease girls belonging to the two presidents dancing on the side.

Morty's eyes floated to those women instantly, and he swallowed.

"Don't look, think about business, they are just a bunch of numbers, and they are all kinds of women's Mortys, each one of them escaped is bigger than you." The voice from the sky came again, breaking Morty's. Sweet dreams.

"Oh," the boy who was still excited just now had a rainbow dripping out of his mouth.

"It's okay to understand. Now move your Kardashian-like fat **** to me, see the ballot box on the high platform over there? Jump up and **** inside, using it as a litter box." Death Bell Rick The instructions came again, and his tone gradually darkened.

The hallucinations around obviously couldn't hear the conversation, but Morty still looked guilty.

He sneaked into a corner, looked around carefully, and whispered:

"No, Rick, are you serious? Will skimming the ballot box really bring me back to reality? And, how do you know that I have a habit of using a litter box?"

"That's a lot of nonsense, I'm your grandfather! Stupid Morty, that ballot box just looks like a ballot box, but it's actually a toilet. As for why you use it to leave the digital world, you thought about Nemo in the past. Why can I leave the matrix by calling? It is difficult for me to explain to you with your IQ, so please do it for me now!"

"Oh, well, even if there are hundreds of people looking at me, they are just illusions. It shouldn't be a big problem." With that said, Morty still obeyed Rick's command, took off his jeans and the diaper inside, and carried A group of mosaics began to run.

Then he jumped under the stage, kicked a few legs in the air, and landed on the ballot box in the eyes of everyone's surprise.

"Puff! Crackling!"

Then, nothing happened, and there was no sign of waking up from the illusion.

There was a drop of sweat on Morty's head.

"Rick, this is different from what you said! Help, I can't get off the stage now! Even if the people around are hallucinations, I still feel embarrassed!"

"As long as you are not embarrassed yourself, the embarrassing ones are others, and what are you anxious about? Hollywood actresses sleeping with the boss may not get an Oscar. The principle is definitely correct. You can adjust your angle and try a few more times. ."

Death Knell Rick replied, his tone was full of firmness and incomparable confidence.

It sounds equally good and reasonable.

So Morty moved his **** a few times, and amidst everyone's horrified expressions, there was another string of firecrackers.

There was a reaction this time. Several people in black did not know where they came from. The stun guns in their hands all fired at Morty, and a line of wires was inserted into the boy. Suddenly he took a break dance with the mosaic, and then He was spitting black smoke and fell to the ground, accompanied by loss of control over his bowel movements.

The leading man in black pulled up his collar and reported to his superiors via the micro intercom: "Yes, the situation in the toilet has been controlled. Congratulations, it is a boy. He may know something, so he will return to the headquarters."

In this way, Morty woke up in a strange environment as he wished.

There was a pair of bracelets in his hand, and he was changed into a new orange dress. The new room is not big and the decoration is good, all of which are iron fences.

"Rick? Are you there? I feel a little bit wrong."

Morty woke up from a hard bed. What he wanted was freedom. Why did he go to prison instead?

"Don't panic, everything is in my expectation. Don't you think the things happening around you are very absurd? This shows that you are still in the virtual world. Now, aren't you right next to the toilet?"

From the death knell came the sound of eating melon seeds and the sound of corks opening the bottle. It seemed that he was drinking and clinking glasses with someone.

It is true that Morty has always felt that something is wrong, because the things that happen around him are too exaggerated and irrational. This is the reason why he has always insisted that they are all hallucinations.

Hearing what Rick said, he took a deep breath: "I see, Rick, what should I do next?"

The voice from the sky replied: "You are now in the digital illusion in the deep dream of the quantum space of the parallel world. If you want to return to reality, you may suffer a lot, but I will help you."

"Rick" Morty was a little moved. He sniffed his nose: "I listen to you. I'm really fed up with this crazy world."

"Very well, first of all, you should have learned from the movie too? In order to get rid of dreams, you first need a spinning top. Without a dream spinning top, you can't distinguish between dreams and reality,"

The death knell gave instructions for the next step and made a little laugh:

"Prison is a good place. You will not be discovered by the Lord of Dreams in a short time. Now you need to remove the light bulb from your head and transform it into your spinning top. Morty, I can't pick you up for some reason, but I will always give you instructions."