The Death Knell

　　　　 When the death knell and the crowd went to war with monsters in space, Deadpool had been on Earth for some time.

　　Because he has cancer all over his body, he is recognized as the same kind by the ‘residents’ of the earth today. Everyone is very friendly and enjoys himself wherever he goes, completely different from the cruel environment of outer space.

"You said that cousin, the space monsters on his side would still eat his own people?" Deadpool raised his hands to cover both faces, his mouth widened, and said slyly, "I'm the god! It's better for the earth," There are not so many disputes, old irons, look, there are still many people on both sides of the street."

　　 Deadpool pointed to a place not far away. There was indeed a figure standing beside the ruins of the street. It looked like it used to be a bus stop, and the stop sign that was decaying and full of fungus was still sticking in obliquely.

　　 After a closer look, it turned out that it was not, but a pool of fleshy monsters with thick tentacles. Those tentacles still had human-like facial features, making painful expressions, constantly rubbing each other in the mucus.

　　 That's all right.

　　 "Slade asked me to come to the earth to be handsome, but didn't give a specific task. This made five hundred yuan, which is really easy."

　　 The unmasked Deadpool went on shopping happily, with his hands resting behind his head, swaying and arrogant:

　　 "But iron sons, I am a mercenary with integrity, not to mention that this is a task given by my cousin. I have to activate my subjective initiative and do something by myself. Everyone, tell me, what should I do?"

　　 "......"

　　 The non-existent audience did not know what advice they gave, anyway, the Deadpool who watched the barrage was a little moved:

　　 "You are asking me to find myself on this earth? No, it should be said that it is my different world, which is a good idea."

　　"..."

　　 "Yes, handsome people like me are the protagonists everywhere."

　　 The Deadpool walking on the soft carpet floor raised his forehead with the gun in his hand, as if there were still hair and sea left there:

"It seems that everyone has watched movie series. Under normal circumstances, a handsome man like me is the protagonist, but the protagonist is not so easy to die. Therefore, in this cancerous universe, I, At least I have to be a male second. If it's alright, I'll go to him. If he is good, I can also have a meal with him or something."

　　 In the current situation, all cancerous organisms are not hostile to themselves, indicating that the peers in this universe should also be quite leisurely.

　　 When on vacation, Deadpool is either fooling around with women, or just soaking in the bar. It’s not difficult to find people.

　　 After thinking about it for a while, Wade took out the gems from his underwear, blew off the black hairs on them, and muttered, "Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most handsome person in this world?"

　　 "It's you, you." He immediately squeezed his throat, imitating the eunuch's voice and answered himself.

"Hey hey, sure enough, I knew I was the most handsome, you gem, you really love to tell the truth, so how am I embarrassed to admit it." Dead waiter kissed the plot continuity gem and nodded contentedly. : "Send me to another mine, wait, it's the local Deadpool at the current time of Earth 10011, so it's more rigorous."

　　 swish, he disappeared.

　　 In the blink of an eye, he came to an island. The island was covered with giant sea anemone-like tentacle plants. Under the squirming tree, there was a small house.

　　 At this time, there was a lonely figure sitting on a sprouting small bench, holding a fishing rod made of long bones, fishing for fish in the sea.

　　 Before Wade arrived, he had already gained something. In the bathtub on the side, there was a ‘ugly mermaid’ with eighteen naikos, three heads and countless tentacles.

　　 At this time, the mermaid monster was competing with the steel jail holding the bathtub, chewing on the iron fence with sharp teeth and sparks.

"Hi, buddy, how are you?" Deadpool walked up to the densely vascularized red sand beach with his head high, and greeted another of his own enthusiastically: "How about fishing? Good fishing, I can also trick the kitten The method of fishing is to dig a hole in the winter ice and then soak the little brother in."

　　 He said a joke that he thought was funny. After all, to communicate with a stranger, you must start by letting the other person complain.

　　 Yet another dead waiter sitting on the beach was motionless.

　　Although he was also wearing a black and red uniform, that person was obviously not energetic. If it weren't for the fishing rod in his hand, he would be almost like a dead person.

　　 After listening to Wade's words, the native Deadpool replied calmly:

"Oh."

"Wait, I said so much, you just say a word in response to me? Or is it an auxiliary word?" Wade buckled his **** and strode to the beach, trying to reason with the other party: "Do you think you are polite? Brother, I come from another parallel universe. Although you are not required to be as enthusiastic to each other as so many Spider-Man, you must at least give your buddies a hug..."

　　 was muttering in his mouth, but when he saw the face of Deadpool, Wade's last half of the sentence was held back.

　　Because he only saw one machine, a humanoid machine in a Deadpool uniform, with a face like the Terminator, and the kind with red eyes.

Wade sighed, and he turned his head to look at the empty space: "Well, old guys, this shouldn’t be on the stage. It’s not because he knew the death knell was coming and wanted to play the Terminator, but he changed himself. Become a deadpool machine."

　　 After explaining this sentence, watching the viscous waves in the rancid and black ocean, Wade thought for a while before continuing to talk to the other party:

　　 "Man, why did you turn yourself into a machine? How can you have fun like this? You can't even enjoy the pleasure of shit."

　　 "The vitality of the multi-horned person catalyzes the cancer cells in my original body. If I don't give up the weak body, I will become their slave sooner or later. I don't want to be anyone's slave."

　　 Robot Deadpool replied coldly, without any emotional fluctuations. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

"No, you can talk a little more nonsense, you can make a joke." Wade was a little anxious, he simply sat on the opponent's lap and hooked the cold metal neck: "Are you still a deadpool? What about your personality? What about your hot love?"

"If there is no other person who claims to be Deadpool, then I will still be Deadpool. This is logical." The deadpool machine pushed Wade away, stood up, and calmly came to the catch on the side, digging out. He took out a dagger and cut some meat off the mermaid: "Are you going to eat it? If you don't eat it, I'm going to deliver food to my girlfriend."

　　 Wade puffed up his face and let out a long breath: "Fortunately, there is a girlfriend, which means you are still a bit human."

　　 However, Deadpool Robot walked to the cabin with a large piece of meat on his own, and calmly opened the door to another prison.

He threw the deformed meat piece twisted in his hand into the cage. In the cage there was a strange human-shaped body that looked like a giant. He immediately caught the rancid and wriggling live meat with his tentacles, stuffed it into his mouth and ate it. .

　　 "Flesh, flesh, fragrance."

　　 Hearing this unchanged voice, Wade suddenly pulled his face down, and he could hear that the deformed living corpse monster in front of him was the mutated Vanessa in this universe.

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