The Death Knell

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Deadpool sang and danced, that is, there was no stage lighting and reverb effect in mid-air. Besides, he forgot to put on his shoes and showed dirty and stiff socks, but he still sang in the tune, rubbing the fireball. Quite standard.

how to say? It can only be said to be weird and sensational, at least the group of people in the wave rider who were watching the battlefield from a long distance at this time basically all vomited at this time.

The simple appearance of Deadpool looks like a zombie falling into a cesspit mixed with bleeding. As long as the viewer has a stronger willpower, he can barely accept it, probably.

But as he speaks, makes facial expressions, or even raises his hands, his nausea will increase exponentially. Basically, few people who see him face up can persist without vomiting.

The people who were eating hot pot and singing just now, only Bobo and Hallie can still sit in place to watch the show. Everyone else ran to grab the toilet. Even Cindy didn’t hold it. It’s not the first time she saw him. Deadpool, it was the first time to see this **** dancing, and the feeling was hard to explain.

It's like he's spreading joy directly in other people's minds, after shaking off the skin debris and pus on the ground, he still defecates everywhere with wild vitality.

"Speaking of it, are Deadpool and Deathstroke really a family?" Bobo said to Hallie like this. It is worth noting that although the orangutan is still facing the projection screen, his eyes are closed and his face is clouded. Light wind, full of philosophical wisdom.

Hallie rolled around with a smile, and it was so interesting watching singing and dancing can make people vomit:

"Of course they are. They all have the surname Wilson, but it is said that Wade's mother is a junior, and Slade's mother is a sister, so they are cousins."

"It seems that something is wrong..." Bobo scratched his forehead. Hearing the sound of vomiting one after another from the bathroom, he sighed: "I dare not look, you tell me the death knell is in him. What is my cousin doing while dancing and singing?"

"It will be over soon, because my little bee has already disappeared invisible when Zubaduo's attention was all attracted by Deadpool." Maybe other people's attention is on the well-sung Wei De, but she has been paying attention to Honey.

Seeing the man in black and yellow armor disappearing in the black smoke exhaust of the flight bag, she probably guessed the face of the tactics. Like Gotham, the singing and dancing are on the surface, and the places where people can't see are dark. move.

Rubbing...

While performing the dance of rubbing balls, Deadpool slowly approached the octopus's face. The jetpack behind him was still bubbling with thick black smoke, but he didn't care, and kept gesturing to make the octopus jump up with him.

Zubaduo, who endured without retching, may have reached the limit of his ability. When Deadpool wanted to stretch out his hand to dance with him, he still had a sword after all.

The huge black door blade was swiped by his backhand, and the black gas that gushed out cut off the deadpool. The latter’s legs fell to the ground in a whirl, and the black smoke on the sword looked like Living like a life, drilled into Wade's body along the section of the intestines that fell out of the belly.

The bgm is still going on, but the mp3 is stained with blood.

Wade stopped rubbing the fireball, looked down at his lower body and fell into the big hole on the ground, the kind of fragmentary, he took a breath of the black mist on the opponent’s weapon, and shivered. :

"Why did my mercenary never want to be a dancer? But the reality is too dark, right, little cookie." Not only did he show no discomfort, he gave the Hooded a warm name: "Thanks My ex-wife and current wife, I often have comminuted fractures of the pelvis, so there is no pain in the lower part of the body, and even high paraplegia will not affect my good mood."

Zubaduo didn't want to listen to these nonsense, nor did he intend to say anything, because he suspected that he would vomit when he opened his mouth.

So he even retracted the huge sword and held it high, intending to slash it again and completely wipe out the annoying flies. The reinforcements called by the human before were not very strong, but it was really disgusting.

When this person was hacked, he would directly blow up the earth in front of him, because it left him with bad memories.

But at this moment, Wade detonated the flying backpack behind him, using the smoke formed by the explosion as a cover, and he photographed the button on the belt buckle and teleported into the arms of Zubaduo holding the weapon, like The koala embraced the thick waist.

The rotten mercenary raised his face and looked at the darkness under his hood with his big wet eyes, and opened his lips like rotten sausages:

"I know what you are thinking, but Da Ba, Ba Ba, Ba Ba."

As he spoke, he crawled upwards squirmingly, holding a few of the drooping tentacles of the opponent's hood in his mouth, and quickly sucking and vomiting!

The giant sword, as well as the martial arts with which the giant sword is used, actually has a natural weakness, that is, the most fear of close-fitting short hits.

The death knell has a symbiotic body, which avoids this shortcoming, but obviously Zubaduo does not.

He was originally holding a huge sword in both hands to hack Wade, how could he have imagined that the Deadpool would suddenly flash on him, and even the concept of ‘nothingness’ contained in the weapon could not affect this monster.

Once it was close to the body, how the giant sword should attack the person hanging on his chest became a problem, and his tentacles were also clumsy by the freak with no bottom line, and it was disgusting.

"vomit......"

As soon as he lowered his head, he vomited Wade's face, because as a sensible creature faced this situation, it was difficult not to fall into temporary madness.

Zubaduo was a warrior. He let go of his weapon while vomiting, ready to take the disgusting flesh maggot from his chest with his hands.

But at this moment, the sky was bright, and a huge circle of pale fire, or the sun emitting black light, rose from the ground, and the world seemed to be stagnant, leaving only a biting chill.

"Hey!"

A golden giant sword pierced through the bodies of both of them at the same time from behind. They shot without hesitation, and there was no perceivable killing intent. The dark and hoarse voice came from behind the octopus's face:

"Good job, Wade."

"rat......"

Zubaduo turned his head a little bit hard, the cosmic energy on his body rose up, and a white beam of light went straight into the sky.

The energy level is very high, probably enough to destroy a single universe, the adjutant's warning immediately popped up in the eyepiece of the death knell helmet, and a very large combat power value appeared.

Is the adjutant actually playing Dragon Ball Terrier?

"Slade, is he going to explode? My little heart is beating so hard." Deadpool's tentacles were still dangling in his mouth, and he bit his teeth and spoke vaguely.

"He won't have a chance, strangling." Su Ming stirred the giant sword with one hand, the other hand activated the Force to lock the throat, and let the strangulation start to make up the knife.

So a wickedly smiling bean sprout creature approached Zubaduo, curled a dagger with its tentacles, and slashed at the tentacles held by the dead waiter.

The dagger wasn't particularly sharp, it just pierced his skin a little bit, but it was this point that smashed his skin and killed him.

Zubaduo's whole person turned pale, even his clothes and weapons faded away, turning into a puddle of ashes in the blink of an eye. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com

The human-shaped ash pile exploded, slowly falling under the dark night, and the cold black sun in the sky immediately disappeared, as if it had never appeared before.

And Deadpool, who was strung on a weapon like a small sausage, touched his body, then closed his eyes in pain, and even shed a line of tears:

"This is the first time I fell in love with an octopus. I wanted to spend a carefree and happy time with him, even if there was only one song, but you, my dark cousin Slade , Killed him cruelly and mercilessly, and killed my heart fish! I guessed the beginning, but didn't guess the end, so...I have to add money!"

After speaking, his tears disappeared instantly as if absorbed by the skin, his paws were also skillfully raised, and the first three fingers moved quickly.

That's it. Deadpool is not stupid. Of course he knows that this is the enemy, and the enemy has to die. There is nothing to say.

All his foreshadowing, all emotions and performances are for the purpose of being able to increase by five hundred yuan. Although the main reason for working for his cousin is for popularity, the more money the better.