The Death Knell

"Oh, it's a transmission effect similar to a toilet again. It's really annoying." Su Ming showed his head on the water, and talked with Monak, who was wet and holding a top hat beside him: "This dreamland seems to be an open world. From the position of Polaris, we should be in the northern hemisphere."

"Don't care about the temperature of the water, there is a boat over there." Monak released a magic that allowed himself to float on the water without a flop: "And I can feel the soul of Deadpool not far from us."

"Strangulation, is Wade in that boat?" Su Ming asked the symbiote. If the distance is close enough, the olfactory advantage will be useful.

"Huh."

The symbiote said that it was indeed there, but it also smelled of blood and felt the shock of the weapon collision. Obviously Wade was doing something with it.

Su Ming motioned Monak to follow slowly, and he first went over to take a look, and then he turned into a black and yellow light and shadow to reach the ship.

I saw Wade holding a katana in one hand and a mermaid in the other. He was fighting a group of undead skeleton soldiers, and the cold weapon was splattered with sparks.

He is not afraid of death, and the other party is not afraid of death. He is the one who bleeds for the injury. After all, this guy also brings a burden.

"Cousin, help! Xi Ba! Help Smecta!"

"puff!"

The first thing that the mourning seed fell on the deck was to chop Wade down with a sword, and then stepped on his **** to rub the corresponding part of the front of his body on the deck frantically:

"What I hate most is the stick man, call you Smecta, call you Assi, you will get married tomorrow, what are you running around today? Ah?!"

However, this is not a big deal for Deadpool, even though he almost split in half because of the slash, he still made a suspicious gasp:

"Oye, don't stop, so cool, brother, you are so fierce, hard, don't pity me because I am a delicate flower."

The mermaid he was holding before fell on one of the decks. She didn't seem to be able to speak, she just opened her mouth and yelled, with a worried look on her face.

At this time, the surrounding skeletons also came around. They wielded the rusty scimitars on their hands and wore clothes full of barnacles. There is no desire to talk.

In terms of dealing with undead creatures, death knell has a much greater advantage than Wade. He just raised his hand and waved at the undead, and the black lamp ring turned them into immobile wooden stakes.

"Get out of me, no matter how disgusting you are, I will throw you into the septic tank of Utopia Academy." He pulled Deadpool with his toes, picked him up and stood up, and then used a green light ring to show one more The orb was filled with sea water from the underside of the ship, shutting the mermaid in.

"Is it the men's toilet or the women's toilet? I have a bold idea, hehe..." Not only was Deadpool not afraid, but he also let out a wretched laugh.

"In your dreams, you are even more courageous?" Su Ming took out a stapler from his pocket and threw it to his cousin, asking him to nail himself up first: "Tell me what's going on, who will let you use it? Did the gem of continuity enter the dream dimension? We are now in your distorted dream. You can think of it as a channel. We are falling into the deepest dimension."

"Huh? I was in my dream?" Deadpool straightened his upper body and ordered a few askews: "No, Slade, what you said is wrong, here I can't think of anything at all. It’s true, so this is not my dream. Everyone says there is everything in the dream, but look at me, there is nothing, just a mermaid, or the kind of fish tail, alas..."

He sighed long, seeming to be very disappointed in something.

"Shut up, I said yes, just accept this for me." Su Ming knocked his head, looked at the mermaid, then the undead and the ship: "Say, how did you put "Pirates of the Caribbean" and Andersen "Mermaid" is a mess?"

That's right, this ship is the Flying Dutchman, and the name is written on the stern.

"Brother, if you live on a desert island and find a mermaid, do you want her to be a fish-headed body or a human-headed fish body?" Deadpool was still struggling with the previous question. He had no intention of repentance at all. Instead, he used it very salty and wet. Looking at the immovable undead skeletons with his eyes, it seems that he has some bold ideas again.

Su Ming walked to the side of the ship, let the strangulation get Monak up at the side of the ship, and looked at Deadpool with a disappointed expression:

"How did you become a mercenary? Of course, the correct answer is anything you want. Negotiate with her and see what you can exchange for it on land. Let her go fishing for you, so that you will be stable and reliable. Food sources."

Deadpool can't die if he doesn't eat, but he doesn't have the cosmic energy to support him. If he doesn't eat, he has no strength. It's just that he can't die, which can be very painful.

"...Gao, you're still the highest cousin." Deadpool gave a thumbs up and stuffed the stapler into his trouser pocket after using up. He really hadn't thought that the mermaid could use it like this: "I've heard stories about a monkey in the East who caught seven beauties guarding them in Taoyuan, and then left the beauties aside to eat peaches by themselves. I didn't expect you to be such a realistic person."

"Don't talk about the useless ones." The death knell looked up at the tall mast and the broken **** sails hanging on it: "Tell me what you remember, the ins and outs of this matter now."

......

On the deck of the ship, Deadpool said what he remembered, and UU was mixed with a lot of nonsense while reading www.uukanshu.com.

But after distilling the content of tens of thousands of words, it is actually very simple, that is, someone placed an order for him, and he is here to make money.

Although the cousin took care of the wedding venue, food and drink, other things also cost money to do. He wanted to have a handsome haircut. He also asked Tony for the phone number of his queen hair stylist, and he made an appointment. Woolen cloth.

"Tell you, Slade, that master's appearance fee is expensive. I just want to make some extra money when I have time today, so I don't want to be angry with others, cousin~~~~

As he said, he still hugged his cousin's arm, twisting his body like a baby, making a disgusting noise.

"You? Do your hair?" Su Ming slid his hand on the spot, and the Owl Dagger stabbed Deadpool to the ground again, and looked at the top of his head disgustingly: "You even lost your scalp because of skin cancer. Take it. What makes a hairstyle?"

"Who said that people have hair." Wade took off the black and red hood, got up and pointed to the top of his head. There were three short hairs stuck in a blood scab, probably considered hair.

If there is no sea breeze, if they are swaying with the wind, it is really not easy to see.

"Oh!" Monak, who had been watching the excitement, was immediately affected by the beauty of his face. He threw up on the side of the ship, but still said stiffly: "Don't come here, I'm just seasick, don't come to help me. Let me do it myself."

But at this time, Wade, who was in a good mood, was very enthusiastic. Before he finished speaking, he had already supported the mage, and even put his bad face in front of the other party:

"Why are you so polite, Monak, we are old friends, we should help each other."

"vomit!!"

The mage's seasickness was obviously more serious, and he almost threw up from the boat into the sea.