The Death Knell

"Squirrel Girl?"

Su Ming, who was standing next to the evaporation kettle display cabinet, called the girl because he was a little unsure of the other party's identity.

Although the mouse-eared hairpin on her head and the big furry tail behind her should be enough to prove it, in Su Ming's impression, Squirrel Girl has more than a dozen different uniforms, but they are all about 'little leather shoes, tight pants, my name is Squirrel, you remember 'so earthy to the extreme is a fashionable dress.

Now it's a khaki t-shirt again, and it's a dress with dirty big pants, no matter how you look at it, it feels a little... unpleasant.

"It's me, it's me, hee hee, my friends call me Doreen, so can Mr. Deathstroke. I'm your fan. When I was a child, my grandparents often told me your stories, and I was so scared that I couldn't be at night. I'm afraid you will get out from under the bed and take me away."

The familiar squirrel girl got out of the crowd, ran to the death knell in small steps, raised her face and said with a smile:

"I'm 18 years old, and I don't have a boyfriend yet. I'm a freshman at Imperial College New York, majoring in video game design. My favorite animal is squirrels, my favorite food is nuts, and my favorite sports event is supermarket discounts."

Her chubby face is full of optimism, but it's not necessary to introduce herself later, right? And if you participate in this kind of sports that are discounted and snapped up in supermarkets, it will not have the effect of fitness exercise at all, right?

"...You were afraid of me when you were young, why aren't you afraid now?"

Su Ming looked at the big tail wagging behind him and was a little curious about this.

Is it just like Gotham's bat fans who have a deformed dependence in extreme fear? Do you feel panic when you can't see Batman for a while?

"Well, after my grandparents passed away, they left me only those stories about you." Squirrel Girl's eyebrows drooped down, and Xiaoyuan's face also showed aggrieved and sad expression: "And I know the truth of the matter is not As the story goes, you're a good man."

"So, you and Gwen are classmates." Su Ming changed the topic. After all, his purpose was the necklace in Squirrel Girl's hand. It would be meaningless to gossip and gossip too deeply into the other's family situation.

Besides, Squirrel Girl is a funny character, making her recall those unhappy things will affect her combat effectiveness.

Marvel officials have never said where Squirrel Girl's powerful combat power comes from, but she can always defeat powerful enemies with all kinds of ridiculous means and reasons, and the officially certified abilities are all funny items.

For example, she has incisors and jaws that can hold a million pounds, which allows her to use her teeth to dig tunnels in mountains or crack any kind of nut with ease.

For example, she can hide her tail in her trousers and pretend to be an ordinary person, while creating an exaggerated American-style fart like the Kardashian sisters.

By the way, there is also a tribute to the sea king next door, she can talk to squirrels.

"Ah, from a certain point of view, she should know me, and I know her too." Gwen, who was carrying a mountaineering bag and all kinds of arms, bent over, panting like an exhausted brick mover. : "Although I am an art major, I spend 360 days a year 'picking wind' outside, and I still don't remember the way on campus."

There were a lot of people present, and Gwen's speech was secretive, but there were hints of Death Knell about the most important ability of Squirrel Girl.

That is over the wall, Squirrel Girl can go over the fourth wall to communicate directly with the audience, at least the one from Earth 616 can.

As for the 40k Earth, Gwen is a little unsure, but he has already crossed into the comics, what else is impossible?

"Can I take a look at your gemstone necklace?" Su Ming naturally knew what Gwenservant knew, but he didn't seem to care. After the opening remarks, he directly asked for what Doreen had in his hand.

"Here, it tells me that I can go back to the past and become the mother of the angels. I think there are ethical issues, so I refuse. It should be useless except for selling money. The gem is too big and it's cheesy." Squirrel Girl laughed. He nodded to Gwen, then handed the thing in his hand to Death Knell, and said, "I heard someone say this is the ruby ​​of Setorak, but who is Setorak?"

Deathstroke passed the necklace to Wanda for inspection, after all, she was the mage.

As for Loki, she has been playing soy sauce beside her with a half-smiling smile, maybe she has seen something, but if Deathstroke doesn't ask her, she won't say anything, it's just playing.

As a reward for the cooperation of the squirrel girl, Su Ming took out a large bag of macadamia nuts from her pocket and gave them to the girl to eat. Although she likes almost all nuts, including acorns that ordinary people cannot eat, her favorite is macadamia nuts. After that, she will be full of energy and fill up the red and blue bars in an instant.

The effect was like fairy beans to her.

In addition, there is a cold knowledge. The origin of the macadamia is not actually in Hawaii, but in Australia. It is also known as the macadamia.

"Seratok, he's a big red guy. He's not bad, at least he's very generous, but if his deep ruby ​​falls into the wrong hands, it's somewhat dangerous."

Su Ming explained something foolishly, but Squirrel Girl didn't care anymore. Her attention was on the nuts she was holding. It can be said that she lowered her head and started eating as soon as she got it. She was in a hurry to go to the supermarket. write.

But now, there are nuts to eat, and things to snap up can be put aside.

With so many people, so many people in the sewers, none of them said to give themselves a serving of nuts before, and sure enough, none of them were as good as death knells.

If nothing else, there is too much difference in intelligence, hum, even SHIELD agents.

"Kick, ka, ka." Doreen, who was in a happy mood, quickly nibbled at the round fruit, stuffed the sweet seeds into her mouth, her cheeks bulged cutely, and said vaguely: "Since you want, Then this chain will be given to you, we are friends."

She has always been very generous, and belongs to the kind of superhero who is "wide-hearted and fat". Anyway, if she doesn't use things, she never minds giving them to friends. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

But it's also one of her weaknesses.

Squirrel Girl is too simple. She treats everyone as a friend. In the comic story, Doreen sees the wrong person not once or twice. She is a character who is often tricked and makes jokes.

At the same time, she also has a no-kill creed, and also believes that everyone can reform themselves.

"Then thank you, Doreen, let's do that, I'll give you something else." Deathstroke is the supreme mage, one of the basic rules of mage is trading, and the girl is so generous, you can't be stingy yourself: "You usually As a house girl in the dormitory, I usually don’t go out when I have nothing to do, so I guess you are going to the supermarket, are you planning to buy something?”

"Oh! As expected of you, you guessed it right." Doreen wiped the debris from the corner of her mouth, took out a stack of coupons from her pocket, and said with her head down, "I'm going to buy discounted ice cream, toilet paper, Socks, raisins, baked oil shampoo..."

"Okay, needless to say, just give me the shopping list, and I will arrange for someone to send you a ton of each item."

Death Knell awaits Wanda's identification results, while smiling and solving life problems for Doreen.