The Death Knell

"Someone asked me how this Green Goblin skateboard came about. It's a long story, but if it's a long story, I'm not very good at it, because I'm very long, quack!"

While flying on a skateboard, Deadpool talks to non-existent audience members. He is really able to multitask and even pick his nostrils while flying:

"Anyway, this skateboard was a wedding gift from Kiss Little Spider who didn't know how to get it. Little Bug loves me very much. He knows that I am a good surfer."

At the wedding banquet, Peter brought those spider girls to dinner. With so many people, it was impossible to come empty-handed.

In addition, Deadpool is really good at all kinds of sports at the seaside, because there are many beautiful women at the seaside, he used to go often, and he naturally knows those water sports that can attract women's attention.

This is all for the sake of picking up girls. Picking up girls and rolling sheets is a priority in Deadpool's mind, but they are second only to the hobby of making money.

He was talking nonsense, but he was hit by omega rays in the next second, and he instantly turned into a mummified corpse.

He was so happy chatting with the non-existent audience that he forgot that, as the culprit who ripped off Uncle Da's pants, the hatred of the other party was temporarily transferred to him.

With the death knell's slashing, Darkseid just wanted to give Deadpool a blow to vent his hatred.

The omega ray used by the real Darkseid today has even changed its color. It is a gray beam of white light, and its speed is unparalleled and difficult to dodge.

If it is not Deadpool that hits the superheroes around, there is a high probability that serious damage will be caused, and at least one person will be able to retire.

But Deadpool's life is too hard, he can approach death infinitely, but he can't die.

Even though the concept of Omega kept destroying his body, burning his mind, and even nearly ending his story.

But it's almost, in many cases, it's almost a million.

A dead servant with the appearance of a charred carp jumped up from the skateboard, and his whole body healed quickly, he touched his crotch with lingering fears, and when he found out that the baby was still there, he breathed a sigh of relief:

"Huh, I'm scared to death, old irons, I thought Darkseid was going to **** my 'eggs', but he just wanted to kill me, I said it earlier, it made people be careful and thumped, I really hate it La~"

"..."

The non-existent audience seemed to say something.

"Don't say that I talk about locomotives. It's annoying. It's all my cousin's fault for growing so many pineapples in Hawaii and getting them to eat at the wedding banquet."

The more he talked, the more vigorous the deadpool's flying movements were, but suddenly he seemed to have thought of something and became serious again:

"By the way, many people have been misled by online public accounts, thinking that pineapples and pineapples are not the same thing. Starting from a sense of social responsibility, I want to correct them here. A pineapple is a pineapple, a kiwi is a kiwi, and a tomato is a tomato. How? Irons, am I very positive? Watching my live broadcast and hacking people can still learn new knowledge, don't you have a gift?"

"Hey, don't get sick there, come and help." Su Ming's blade made a cut on Darkseid's shoulder, but no blood flowed out, instead, the gray-white body protruded from the wound. came the black light.

It's like the void is stored in Uncle Da's body.

In this case, it is necessary to use an additional conceptual weapon, which is the embodiment of the disgusting concept, little cousin.

"I'm not calling him hello now, my name is Chu Yuxun!" Dead Servant flew to his cousin's side and said disgusting words in a whistling voice.

"Okay, you just like how Shuangzi earns more, right?" Su Ming rolled his eyes and didn't bother to bother with his cousin. Taking advantage of Superman's entanglement with Uncle Da, he took a step back to take a breath and observed at the same time. Uncle Da, who was on PP: "Do you know what you should do?"

"Understood, the tactics to deal with the ultimate powerful enemy, you often talk to me." Deadpool changed into a new uniform in public and raised his crotch: "But I'm not saying that Darkseid's character is really bad. , I can't make a joke at all, it's far worse than Thanos, alas!"

This time, Cyborg changed into a baseball automatic ball machine, and when it flew up, it was a burst of shooting at Darkseid, but Uncle Da was so angry that he swayed his energy to his heart's content, forcing others to be unable to get in at all.

Su Ming is not in a hurry. First, he is waiting for the witch's ultimate move, and secondly, there is a big cat, so there is no need to worry about someone dying, so he flew around Uncle Da while talking to him. Chat with my cousin by my side:

"That's for sure. Although Thanos is known as the Crazy Titan and the cosmic tyrant, don't forget that he was a scientist before he went mad, specializing in advanced energy applications and anti-gravity technology. That's a man of culture."

"Well, it makes sense." Deadpool rubbed the dead skin on his chin, and ripped off his mask with a swipe, revealing a face like a rotting zombie, and smiled: "Darkseid is illiterate, no wonder he is so Rude, even without pants and fighting with people, shame!"

Death Knell also seemed to agree with his cousin's words. He also took off his mask, and his one eye aimed at a certain part of Uncle Da, and said in a voice that the other party could just hear:

"Yuka Khan was full of aggression and conquest, and lived like an African chief. He taught his son to kill, but he didn't teach anything else... But the father and son are both very young. , shouldn't it be a disability in that respect?"

"Shouldn't it be?"

Deadpool looked suspicious. He tore a piece of skin from his **** and played with it in his hand. He said with a crooked mouth.

"I heard from the old irons that you think Darkseid and Khan don't look alike at all, but more like Steppenwolf, so he should be the **** of his mother and brother-in-law cheating on him, and he shouldn't inherit it. Khan's physical defect?"

The two were flying together at a high altitude, and the strong wind brought by the high-speed movement drifted into Darkseid's ears with this whisper.

After all, Darkseid is also a super soldier, and he also has super hearing.

But the death knell seemed to be unaware that he was being overheard by the master. He shook his head disdainfully, as if disappointed by his cousin's immaturity:

"It's shallow, you've seen it lightly, Yuxun, is there such a possibility that Khan and Steppenwolf are both stunted and disabled?"

"Hey, it's really possible, cousin, then, if you compare it with our great human beings, the Apocalypse New God is a bunch of bastards!"

Being called Chu Yuxun, Dead Servant was very happy, as if he saw that he was also enjoying himself, he nodded in agreement.

But the two brothers had a good chat, but Darkseid had gone crazy. He broke through the joint containment of the crowd and the big cat, and rushed towards the two with his fists raised, looking like he wanted to kill them.

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