The Death Knell

Naturally, he wouldn't fall to his death. The spider silk pulled him up in the next second, and even the wine bottle and cigarette were stuck in his hand.

Seeing the death knell, he lowered his head in shame, took off his mask and said with red eyes:

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, I didn't mean to play truancy, just...suck...I felt ashamed and didn't know where to go, so I came to Mr. Stark, look See if he can help, but he's not at home, I'll just...wait for him here."

"What's so embarrassing?" Su Ming took off his mask, sat down next to the boy, patted his side and motioned for him to sit too: "You used to be a good boy, you didn't smoke or drink, you know you're under 21 years old. Is it illegal to drink alcohol?"

"This is Butterbeer, which was given to me by Master Druid. He said that children can drink it." Peter showed the bottle of wine and rubbed his eyes: "I am very depressed, so I want to numb myself, but this wine is a little There is no alcohol content, the more I drink, the more sober I am, woo!"

Saying this, he covered his face again, and the so-called cigarette in his other hand was actually just a candy.

But obviously, the sugar still didn't make him happy, and he was still sad.

"You haven't said it yet, what's the shame?" Su Ming patted the boy on the back and asked him to listen: "You know, what Tony can do, I can do it too. , and do better than him."

"Then... Mr. Wilson, you must first promise not to laugh at me."

Peter looked up, his face flushed, almost like the patches of color on his uniform.

"Don't be so polite, child, you call my cousin Wade, and you don't need to use honorific titles when you come to me, otherwise it sounds like I'm a senior from Deadpool."

Su Ming smiled and took out the real drink and cigarettes and stuffed them into the boy's hands:

"You are a good boy. I like you very much. Just call me Slade in the future. Come on, I promise not to laugh at you."

"Okay, then I'll tell you the truth." Spider-Man sucked his nose and scratched his face with his fingers: "Sir, do you know the short video software that our young people are playing now? Well, I don't mean that you are old. , which is, uh, a mobile app anyway."

Saying that, he took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and an icon was displayed after the screen was on.

I don't know if his broken mobile phone was collected by himself. In short, after the Wilson titanium mobile phone was launched, Su Ming had not seen such a brand-name flip phone for a long time.

Not to mention that this kind of mobile phone has been stolen, it is estimated that no one will pick it up when it is dropped on the road?

But it seems that it should have done magic modification of accessories and program adjustment. Although the screen of this thing is a little smaller, the response speed is really not slow.

"You know, vibrato, it's a network project between my Wilson Group and Tony's Stark Industries. I still come up with the idea. I'm actually very young."

Hearing the little bug faltering for a long time, Su Ming still didn't know, so he could only encourage the boy to continue:

"Could it be that you were ridiculed by the bad boys in the class by using such a rustic mobile phone? But it doesn't make you feel shameless, right?"

"Well...it's very complicated, sir, do you like cats?" Peter sighed, he didn't drink, but continued to drink his buttery water, and asked Death Knell a question instead.

"Well, you should also know that I have a good relationship with the leopard god, so cats are very close to me."

Su Ming nodded and waited for the follow-up.

The little bug wiped his palms on the tights, and then looked down at the busy traffic below:

"I like cats too... So, do you usually like to watch short videos of cooking?"

"Our family usually eats barbecue, but there are indeed many short videos of cooking on the Internet. After all, people take food as their priority, and the whole world is the same."

Su Ming, who lit his cigarette, nodded. He felt that he could understand Peter's situation.

In his previous life, Su Ming didn't have much money. When he was eating instant noodles in a rented house, he would watch a video of a full banquet on his mobile phone, hypnotizing himself that he was eating something good.

Everyone knows the situation in Peter's family. Aunt May worked three jobs, and Peter had to work and study hard. When eating pasta with only tomato sauce as a side dish, it was logical to watch a cooking video to eat.

The little spider's expression became more and more bitter, he moved his eyes from the street to the sky, raised his hand to cover his eyes:

"Then I watch some funny videos of girls. It's the kind of short videos where others make a fool of themselves. It shouldn't be a mistake, right?"

"If you laugh at a funny video uploaded on the Internet, it's not a mockery, because the uploader gets the benefit. As long as it's not American-style bullying, you don't need to have any psychological burden from a moral point of view."

Not to mention funny videos on the Internet, Su Ming also likes reality and funny events happening in front of him. Although he is not the kind of pure entertainer, he is not a saint with high moral standards.

"That's the problem, sir." Peter shoved the cigarette-shaped candy bar into his mouth and chewed it, looking at the death knell with empty eyes: "I like cats, I like cooking in the kitchen, I like funny videos of beautiful girls, these things There's nothing wrong with it, but together, it's my shame."

Speaking of this, the hand he was holding the phone trembled, and his mouth twisted like a wave, as if restraining his emotions.

"Well... I didn't hear any inevitable connection." Death Knell listened patiently, he moved his arms and knuckles in the high-altitude wind: "Could it be that some classmates are laughing at your hobbies too **** Is it? Not really."

Also, cats, kitchens, funny, these things together, it won't make people sad, right?

"I was trapped by Vibrato's big data push, so I came to Mr. Stark to see if there was anything I could do." After putting on his uniform, Peter became a chatterbox, and now he finally got to the point: "This morning, When I was going to school, Mary lost her cell phone, so she asked me to borrow it and call myself to see if anyone found it."

"Well, go on." Death Knell encouraged the boy with his eyes.

"She called and no one answered, so she had no choice but to give up, so she wanted to use my mobile phone to check a short video she saw yesterday about how to make a chocolate volcano, and show them to the girls."

"Well. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"

"At the time, I didn't think it was a problem, so I agreed, but after she turned on my vibrato, Big Data pushed me a video based on my usual viewing preferences..."

Peter couldn't raise his head, and his voice became smaller, almost indiscernible in the strong wind. Thanks to Su Ming's super hearing, he could hear him tremblingly say:

"After integrating my preferences, my homepage video is 'Cat-eared girl rolls her eyes in the kitchen with pineapples and pineapples'! It's the kind of illegal video! It's the one with the volume on! Sir, you can't imagine it What did Gwen and Mary look like at the time... The whole class must have misunderstood me as a pervert now, woohoo! I don't even know how I got out of the classroom!"

Seeing him so sad, Su Ming held back his smile and just patted the boy on the shoulder and asked him to look at the problem from a more optimistic perspective:

"Uh... At least your number is well maintained."

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