The Death Knell

"Didn't I tell you?! Don't bother us for five days!"

Xia Kela made a 'T' gesture towards Death to suspend the game. Seeing that the latter also rolled his eyes, after putting down the thing in his hand, she walked towards the door of the suite cursingly:

"You idiots, if I find out that you're bothering me because something fell into the sewer or something, I'll throw you into an alchemy cauldron, kill you, and boil your bones for a whole year! "

She thought that outside the door were her incompetent idiots. Because those guys were underground creatures, many of them had limited intelligence. They would always have problems with some small things, and then they would come to Xia Kela to solve them.

For example, one day in the past, the subordinates fished a small boat made of air-dried and compressed cow dung in the sewer. They had never seen such a thing before, so they dragged it back to show Xia Kela, and asked her, the queen, to come and see it. make a decision. Don't ask why there are cow dung boats in the sewers, because this is New York, the New York of the 40K earth, it's normal to see what comes out of the sewers, after all, there is no shortage of lunatics and perverts in this city.

Of course, Xia Kela didn't need a cow dung boat, especially a boat that was 'dissolving' after being soaked in sewage. Her solution was also very simple, which was to order those foolish men to divide up the boat and eat it.

Needless to say, although the underground creature is a bit stupid, there is no problem with its loyalty. It has always carried out her orders without compromise. They are still fighting over who will eat more.

At this time, Xia Kela turned back into a human form angrily. After she put on a tulle pajamas and opened the door, she found that the door was not her stupid subordinate, but a man wearing a baseball cap and a dirty jacket. Mexicans. The other party saw her smile embarrassedly, looked away politely, and said in English with a strange accent:

"Hello, is Mr. Shit Eater at home? His cousin couldn't reach him, so he hired me to send a message."

"Yes! Even though you are Mr. Deadpool, not Mr. Shit Eater, your accent is more outrageous than an Indian I know, but he actually grew up in the United States, and he has a better language environment when driving a taxi, so He speaks better English and it makes sense. Since my cousin is looking for me, let’s start now. That’s right. They say that seeing each other every day is like three autumns. It’s been six years since my cousin and I were separated last time. ah!"

At some point, Deadpool was already holding a rose in his mouth, and stood at the door of the bedroom with a big Qiao Li posture to make an imposing appearance!

Not to mention that the Mexican temporary worker was dumbfounded, even Xia Kela and Death couldn't understand how he healed himself in an instant, escaped from Death's grip, and where did he get the flowers.

But everything seems to make sense.

In the moment when everyone was stunned, Deadpool had gone away with the fat middle-aged Mexican, and disappeared into the sewer outside the door side by side, as quickly as the dirt in the toilet was flushed.

"Woooo! That's it. I was almost divided by my wife and girlfriend. They must have dismembered me to assemble a Frankenstein version of me, right? It must be?"

Deadpool hugged Deathstroke's thigh, curled up on the ground and cried about the domestic violence he had suffered. Unfortunately, due to excessive blood loss and lack of water in his body, he didn't shed a single tear. He just howled and told about the past two days. Encounter:

"I almost couldn't see you anymore, just my little brother didn't know how many times they cut it off, do you know how much it hurts my heart? Oni-chan! Thanks to you for sending someone to Sending a letter can save me from fire and water, love you, love you."

After finishing speaking, he immediately got up from the ground, showing his love to his cousin with a happy smile.

From the looks of it, he knew it was nothing serious, and the person with the strongest self-healing ability was not just talking about it. Wade liked to play heavy flavors in the past, and those two ladies did these things to make him happy.

Of course, there was a little accident. Both Xia Kela and Death wanted to prove that they could make Wade happy more than the other person, so they played a little too much, but they didn't have any malicious intentions. Alphabet games plus role-playing will always A little side damage.

So Su Ming just pushed the *** away calmly, and reluctantly introduced to the people present: "This is my watch."

Brother Deadpool, I asked him to come over and do me a favor. Most of the time, it’s fine to pretend that he doesn’t exist. If he tells you funny jokes, remember, don’t answer, don’t answer, don’t answer! "

"...Why do you have to repeat this sentence three times, professor, I thought you were stuck on the tape." Hermione smiled and nodded to Deadpool, then turned her head and looked away.

She knew this weird man, and she also knew that Deadpool was Deathstroke's most trusted relative.

As for whether he has ever lived up to this trust, I don't know, but Deadpool seems to be not very reliable, which makes Hermione a little confused about what the professor called him for.

But speaking of it, Deadpool's teleportation ability is really strong. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com just said 'puff, he suddenly appeared. You must know that everyone is in the Emerald Dreamland. The space of primitive violent natural energy is still a dream between existence and non-existence

"vomit.."

Because of the appearance of Deadpool, everyone present except Hermione and Deathstroke vomited, and they didn't know whether it was body odor or appearance. Anyway, even the Green Dragon Princess couldn't hold back, she vomited more than others.

This also seems to be an abnormal point of Azeroth. Suppose the princess ate five tons of food in dragon form, then after she turns into a human form, is the food still in her stomach? With the size of the night elf, how could there be so much stuff in her stomach for her to vomit endlessly?

However, Su Ming just remembered this silently, without making a sound, and even deliberately looked away to avoid embarrassing her. The sound of retching came from the depths of the dark animal den. In the cave not far from where they were, there were a few sleeping leopards. They were druids, and they also vomited in their dreams. A rainbow-colored paste was formed, and the stone wall in front of each of them was washed away.

Deadpool is used to this. After all, not everyone knows how to appreciate his own beauty. He straightened up and cleared his throat, then quickly took out two cheerleading hand flowers from his trouser pocket and put them on his waist, dancing with enthusiasm. The unrestrained hula dancer: "Okay, cousin, you don't need to introduce me, because after this operation, everyone will remember me, the hottest red rose in the mercenary world, hee hee! You just say find me Who am I killing? No, you don’t have to tell me who you want to kill, you just tell me where he is and it’s over, it’s still the same, you pay 100,000 yuan and pay 30,000 yuan in advance, right?”

"Hmm... okay, you can put on your clothes and pants first."

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