The Death Knell

The Titans went to look for her in that rented apartment in New York. After all, she was a charter wife.

After Harley left Gotham, although she also went to work in a psychological counseling clinic, she couldn't do it for a long time. The monotonous and boring work life made her itchy all over her body, and the people who saw her were too normal.

I don't know if the location of the clinic was not chosen well. The store can be opened in a residential area, but the psychological clinic seems not suitable.

Most of the people who come to her for counseling are old men and women. Their common problem is basically the same, that is, the children are too busy with work, and they hardly go home to visit them, so these people feel very Lonely.

Going to see a psychiatrist is worse than spending money to chat with someone. Although this is a lot of money, Harley always feels that it is too monotonous.

No old man or woman is a serial killer who has been on the run for decades, nor is there a true psychopath with a potentially psychotic personality.

Everything was too common and unremarkable, so she resigned after about a month and became a full-time landlord.

The full-time landlord means lying down every day. Before being captured by the suicide squad, she spent most of her time lying in her apartment, going out with Poison Ivy for beauty treatments or sunbathing, or surfing the Internet or watching serials at home.

This kind of life is better than going to work, she thinks so.

"Her? She's not here. She said she went out with Deathstroke." The person who opened the door was Eggy. This former villain was a little scared when he saw the Titan team, but he quickly adjusted, because he Already retired, she now lives in Halle's building and works part-time as a boiler worker.

He is no longer what he used to be.

"Then Mr. Eggy, did she say where she went?" The Beast Boy reached out to touch the huge eggshell, as if he was curious about what kind of animal this egg was: "The Justice League needs to find her urgently." .”

In fact, it is not a full-scale Titan team. Raven, Steel Armor, and Nightwing stayed in the Hall of Justice to guard the Amo who fell from the sky. Only Donna, Beast Boy, and Hai Shaoxia came out to look for Harley.

For some reason, although Mr. Eggy's name is a respectful name, when the word comes out of Beast Boy's mouth, it has a strange taste.

It's okay when others talk about it, and there's nothing special about it, but when this funny green-haired boy talks about it, it always feels like he's talking about something in his crotch.

But what can be done?

Even when he was hanging out outside, Eggy was just an 18th-line villain, and the only way to go was to surrender to the last superhero, let alone several of them now.

So he could only endure it, and invited the Titans into the small building, took them into his basement for a visit, and made tea for them.

"I've heard a little bit. When Harley came back one day, she was very happy. She took a few clothes and packed them away. She also said that Deathstroke gave her a universe, the real universe."

Because Dandan doesn't have much money, she can only rent the basement of this small building. There are no windows or ventilation fans, but there is a boiler and a lot of coal.

He can provide everyone with hot water throughout the day by burning a boiler, thereby offsetting part of the rent. If ordinary people live in this environment with a high concentration of carbon dioxide, there may be accidents, but he is an egg, and he doesn't even have a respiratory system, so no problem.

"Hiss, I don't know if it's too late for me to undergo **** reassignment surgery?" The Beast Boy gasped, and he asked Gus next to him expectantly, obviously excited.

As a superhero, although he is still very young, he is very clear about what a universe represents.

Although the last time I saw the death knell, I felt that this person from another world was very powerful, but I didn't expect to become a super boss so quickly. Then if I get close to the boss and get the universe as a gift, it is equivalent to saving decades of money. struggle.

Even decades of struggle may not be able to reach that level.

Gass looked at the Beast Boy carefully, and raised his hand to pinch his shaggy face and turned his chin from side to side. He opened his mouth and checked the teeth, and shook his head in disappointment:

"I'm afraid not. Even if you change your gender, Deathstroke probably doesn't like you, because you are too ugly and too hairy."

Hearing this, Beast Boy was not convinced. He slapped off his teammates' hands, and touched his fur with a face full of love:

"You don't understand, you're too young to know that hairy boys are more powerful to adults who are dark enough."

"Hiss, when you say that, I doubt what you've experienced before." Gaston shuddered and moved his **** away from the little green man, because today's Beast Boy is so mature.

"Go, go, I've never experienced that. At most, it's just being abused by my family. Don't think about it, or the next time you go to the bathroom, you will find that all your toilet paper has been smeared with chili sauce, jeez jeez "

The boy in the red tights with a green complexion is an optimist, and he deliberately imitated the villain's laughter, so the two good friends started fighting again because Garth finally knew the last time the chili pepper on his toilet paper How did the sauce come about.

And Donna, who was mainly in charge of talking to Dandan, was silent all the time, and a sentence was always echoing in her mind, which was what Dadan said in a bland and bland sentence.

Deathstroke gave Harley a world Deathstroke gave Harley a world Deathstroke gave Harley a world

It's not that I'm jealous, but there's always something wrong in my heart. In fact, Deathstroke also gave my sister a world, even though that world was Maia, the orangutan who wanted to dump the blame on a man, and it was a small magical dimension.

Diana didn't accept it in the end, so she gave it back to Bobo, but now it's a good thing, Harley has a world, but her sister is gone, obviously it was her sister's first, so she feels a little pity for Diana.

"Would you like some snacks?"

Dandan was rubbing the mechanical arm. Because he had no legs, he could only sit on a metal octopus-like disc all year round, using strips of metal hoses to replace his hands and feet. These hoses were disassembled from old showers. down:

"I have seaweed sprinkled with sesame seeds, and some mayonnaise, I promise they are not expired."

"No need." This inquiry brought back Donna's thoughts. She looked at Dandan's miserable living environment, and a super villain who had reformed from evil could only live here: "You can keep it for yourself, add more seaweed to some boiled water If it turns into soup, it will be more filling."

There are cartoon-style facial features on the huge egg. At this moment, the egg head showed an expression of enlightenment:

"It turns out that there is still this way of eating. As expected of a front-line superhero, it's a great idea. Thank you, Wonder Girl."

"You don't need to thank me. I learned it from my senior classmates when I was in college. Her family is also very poor. She often buys a hamburger from the school cafeteria at noon, takes out the leaves, and eats the bread and meatloaf. The vegetable leaves are reserved for soup at night, which keeps her in good shape."

Donna stood up ~www.NovelMTL.com~ and signaled the two teammates not to fight outside, it was time to leave.

"So that's how it is. She invented this way of eating. She's such an amazing person. Do you still have her contact information? I want to learn more money-saving tricks from her."

Mr. Eggy suddenly became interested. He wanted to make friends with the money-saving expert. Now that he was out of the circle of villains, he had to think more about life.

"I can't. She passed away after graduating from college. The cause of death was chronic malnutrition. But she was still so beautiful in the farewell ceremony for the corpse, and she looked really thin in a skirt." Donna put on her hooded cloak to cover her back. Jiandun finally looked at the big egg again: "But don't worry, you should be fine if you follow this recipe, after all, you are an egg."

She inadvertently began to imitate Deathstroke's way of speaking, telling bad jokes, completely oblivious to how much psychological trauma it caused to the inhuman creature.

If Eggy had teeth, his teeth would definitely be crushed, but he didn't, so there was no problem.

(end of this chapter)