The End of Technology

In the tidy room, Ning Zi listened to the real bird singing outside the window and the amazing bird singing from someone inside the window, and her mind was a little overwhelmed.

"Don't look at me like that. Think about it, we need to eat to stay alive, right? It doesn't matter what you eat. Normally the poop will be yellow, right? To stay alive, you need to drink water, right? After drinking it The urine produced by water is light yellow! If you wear white clothes for a long time, what will happen if it is stained with sweat? Does it turn yellow? If the blood dries for a long time, it will turn into yellowish brown, right? After you do it yourself, spray it The source of life that comes out will also turn yellow after being stored for a long time, right?"

"This is just human beings. Most of all kinds of plants are yellow when they wither, right? Whether it is human corpses, animal corpses or these plant corpses, what color is on the flame when it is cremated? It is still yellow, right? The land What color is it when it dries up? Is it yellow? Damn it, even if you look up at the sun, our source of energy and the most precious treasure of life, the light it emits is also yellow, right? Why does everyone like gold? Because of this thing It’s so yellow!”

"On the issue of the meaning of life, ancient people saw more clearly than we modern people! Why didn't the feudal emperor choose blue, red, white, or black for his dragon robe? He always chose yellow? Because the ancients were smart, they knew that the meaning of life was to engage in pornography, so the emperor wore dragon robes, had three palaces and six courtyards, and had countless concubines. But ordinary people who are doing well in life still have three wives and four concubines! So believe me , the meaning of life is to be pornographic!"

"From this, we can also draw a truth that is universally applicable. The yellow race is the noblest race in the world. Because we are born in line with the basic rules of how this world operates! Especially in China, because only we Combining yellow with the sacred reproductive function of human beings makes yellow a sacred color! The person who first proposed Huang Tong is definitely a talent! - Believe me, the ultimate destiny of the earth in the future must be to become a big yellow ball! So, let’s work together to be pornographic in our lifetime!”

Zhuo Mingqian's sonorous and powerful voice echoed in Ning Zi's room. He also succeeded in shocking Ning Zi to the point of being dumbfounded. What's even more frightening is that he doesn't even know which point to refute. The doctoral student's sophistry ability is so terrifying, which Ning Zi never expected.

Just when Ning Zi was about to ask the pornographic boss to leave rudely, the door was knocked again, and then Ning Xiao's voice came.

"Ning Zi, open the door, I'm here to help you clean up your room."

Ning Zi quickly stood up and opened the door. Sure enough, Teacher Lu was standing outside the room with Ning Xiaozheng.

"Eh? Sister, Teacher Lu, why are you here?" Ning Zi asked.

"Oh, Ning Zi, after your sister packed her luggage, she couldn't stay in the guest house. She said she wanted to see the environment where you live. I was also thinking that it was her first time to come to school. I was afraid that she couldn't find a place, so I took her with me. She came over here. Huh? Who are you? "

Lu Chengcheng was introducing the situation to Ning Ji when he suddenly saw Zhuo Mingqian sitting in the room, so he took out his teacher's pretense and asked.

"I live in 107 next door to Ning Zi. Didn't I just see a new person move in today and come to say hello. Hey, Ning Zi, is this your sister?" Yes, Zhuo Mingqian saw Ning Xiao's For a moment, his eyes lit up.

how to say?

A guy who regards pornography as the meaning of life naturally has a pair of eyes that can discover beauty.

Although Ning Xiao did not apply makeup, in this era of overflowing beauty filters, it is most valuable to be able to look good with bare face. Obviously Ning Xiao falls into this category. Although she is dressed in an unprecedented fashion, as long as her appearance is up to standard, her every move and smile will have her own attractive charm.

"No, it's my cousin. This is Lu Chengcheng, a teacher in the admissions office of the school. He is Zhuo Mingqian, a very idle doctoral student in the school, my neighbor, who studies the physiology and functions of human movement." Ning Jieyan introduced the two of them briefly and comprehensively.

How should I put it, if one had to choose between Lu Chengcheng and Zhuo Mingqian to be the brother-in-law, Ning Zi felt that Lu Chengcheng was more suitable. Although Zhuo Mingqian looks younger and has a brighter appearance, Ning Zi really doesn't want her cousin to spend the rest of her life with a man who regards pornography as his lifelong ideal.

Lu Chengcheng touched his chin and said softly: "Student Zhuo, right? You study human exercise physiology and functional assessment, right? How many degrees have you got?"

"I'm going to do my second degree after the summer vacation. I haven't chosen a topic yet. I'm really free recently." Zhuo Mingqian opened his mouth.

"Bo Yi, you were recruited last year. Let me think about it. Last year, it seems that only Professor Zheng and Professor Huang recruited doctoral students in your major, right? Which professor's student are you?"

"Well, Professor Zheng Guangming is my big boss."

"Professor Zheng, that's okay. I'll talk to Professor Zheng later and try to train you, so that you won't be too busy all day long and don't know how to pass the time, and your precious young time will be wasted."

"Ah... No, Teacher Lu, it suddenly occurred to me that there is still an assignment that has not been handed in. I will do my homework first. I won't trouble you about this. Our Director Zheng is very busy. I will definitely share Director Zheng's workload in the future. You must not be idle in your work." After saying that, Zhuo Mingqian jumped up from his chair and stepped out of the way.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to glance at Ning Zi with melancholy eyes.

It's a pity that Ning Zi ignored him directly. Are you kidding? This guy will come to visit every night from now on, so he won't have to do anything else. It's actually pretty good to keep this guy busy.

However, what Ning Zi and Lu Chengcheng didn't expect was that when this guy came to the door, he extended his hand to Ning Xiao: "Cousin, meet me, Zhuo Mingqian, a doctoral student, specializing in various types of kinesiology. I know the theory well and am good at scientific massage techniques. If you need body shaping or exercise in the future, you can come to me and I will help you formulate the most scientific training plan for free and provide professional massage services after special training. Of course, Ning Zi I will also take care of it for you."

"Oh, my name is Ning Xiao. Thank you, classmate Zhuo."

Ning Xiao, who didn't think too much, also extended his hand politely, so in the eyes of Lu Chengcheng who wanted to kill someone and Ning Zi's cold eyes, the two hands simply touched each other. Fortunately, Zhuo Mingqian was very happy in the next moment. Gentleman's release.

"Ning Xiao is a good name. I'll add Ning Zi's WeChat account later and ask him to forward your WeChat account to me. That's it. Remember, which one is better for exercise and massage? Yanbei Sports University is looking for Xiaozhuo!" "

"haha okay!"

After saying this quickly, Zhuo Mingqian stepped out of the way and walked directly towards the door without returning to his dormitory.

Ning Xiao glanced sideways, then shook her head inexplicably, walked into Ning Zi's dormitory and said, "Okay, I'll help you clean the house. Hey, the room is quite clean..."

Just when Ning Zi felt nervous, thinking that March could not appear in front of her cousin at this time, when she glanced at the window sill, she found that March was no longer there.

Huh... not bad.

Otherwise, he really didn't know how to explain to Ning Xiao how a cat came from Luoyu to the capital.