The extraordinary life of a certain American comic

"In the name of Father God Caliburn, you, Locke Underwood, will follow the agreement and not kill me after I transform back to my original form, and sign a settlement agreement with me."

"..."

Locke listened to Garo speaking an obscure language, and then listened to the translated content, and raised his eyebrows.

"Is it that simple?"

"Yes."

One-armed Garo glanced at the arm trembling on the stone wall, and then said to Locke: "Caliburn is the father god of our Skrulls, and the god we believe in. If you swear in front of Caliburn, you will be watched by Father God Caliburn."

Locke blinked.

"I have a question."

"What?"

"Isn't your father god dead?"

"..."

One-armed Garo's face flushed: "Who said our father god is dead."

Locke glanced at One-armed Garo: "You said it yourself, your father god is dead, so the Kree will occupy your planet."

One-armed Garo's eyelids twitched when he heard it.

"Our father is just missing, not dead, he will come back."

"Hehe."

Locke listened to the explanation of One-armed Jia Luo, smiled twice, and did not react.

Missing?

I'm afraid there is no body left.

One-armed Jia Luo also saw Locke's thoughts, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then opened his eyes again.

"Forget it, you swear."

"Wait a minute, I have another question."

"... What do you have?"

One-armed Jia Luo's eyebrows jumped. If he couldn't beat Locke, he would have fought back.

Damn it.

I shouldn't have said nonsense to him at that time, I should have killed this guy cleanly.

One-armed Jia Luo was extremely regretful at this moment.

Locke touched his chin and looked at One-armed Jia Luo: "How can I be sure that what you said is the same as what you translated."

Although he didn't have much faith in gods.

But the Marvel Universe is not only about gods, but also curses.

What if the words of One-armed Jia Luo are some kind of curse? What if he says it and is haunted by bad luck?

If that's the case, he might as well take a gamble.

Bet that after he kills Jia Luo, a second pure-blooded Skrull will soon appear in front of him.

Locke thought to himself.

One-armed Jia Luo listened to Locke's question and subconsciously opened his mouth to refute.

But...

He opened his mouth and found that no matter how he explained this kind of thing, it was useless, because once the chain of suspicion was formed, it was unsolvable.

"... Then what do you say?"

"This way."

Locke thought about it and gave up the idea of ​​being a gambler. He looked at Jia Luo and thought of a good solution.

"Locke, how do you say it in Skrull language."

"Ka Ku!"

"Me?"

"Aos."

"..."

Locke spent ten minutes, back and forth, over and over again, using various inverted sentences to let Jia Luo in front of him translate it in Skrull language.

Although he didn't understand the Skrull language, his memory was always very good.

But Jia Luo's memory must not be very good.

Because this guy can't even be a villain, so Jia Luo can use lies to translate the first time or even more than ten times, but by the twentieth time, he will definitely remember the content of his first reaction wrong.

If he lied.

But this didn't happen.

Locke confirmed again and again that Jia Luo did not translate the oath wrong, and finally stopped the verification.

Jia Luo, who was a little headache by Locke's various brain teasers, panted.

"Now it's OK, can you swear?"

"Wait, I have one last question."

"..."

Tired, destroy it.

Locke looked at Jia Luo, who had lost hope in his eyes, raised his eyebrows, and said quickly: "Really the last question."

He really wanted Jia Luo to return to the original state.

So...

He can't give up.

The most important point.

Locke really didn't have any idea to plant a talking head in his own wine jar.

"What?"

"If I swore, but I broke the oath, what will happen to me?"

"..."

Jia Luo listened to Locke's last question, his eyes shrank, and he looked at Locke with an expression of disbelief.

As if to say.

Good fellow, I knew you would go back on your word.

Look, the fox's tail is exposed.

Forget it, destroy it, whatever you want...

"Don't get me wrong, I just want to know the customs and habits between our two planets." Locke hurriedly explained seriously.

Jia Luo, who was about to start, looked at Locke suspiciously.

Locke's expression was sincere, his eyes were bright, and he looked at Jia Luo without blinking.

The four eyes met.

Jia Luo sneered.

"The oaths made in the name of Father God Caliburn will be watched by Father God Caliburn and also be bound by the Skrulls."

"Under this oath, no one dares to break it."

"Once you break the oath, you will be hated by Father God, and even your name of breaking the contract will resound throughout the Skrulls."

"After you die, you can't return to the embrace of Father God."

"Even the tribe members can kill you. If you kill you, you will be rewarded by Father God and become a super Skrull."

"..."

Locke blinked as he listened to Jialuo talking about the price of breaking this oath.

"Super Skrull?"

"The life favored by Father God is the strongest life in our Skrull family."

"Is there one on Earth?"

Locke's eyes lit up when he heard this.

Jialuo shook his head silently.

"No."

"ah."

"If Father God had not disappeared and the Super Skrulls were still there, we would have been beaten to the earth by the Kree."

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"……All right."

When Locke heard this, he sighed inwardly.

never mind.

Anyway, he has a system. After obtaining the abilities of the Skrulls, he can spend extraordinary points to upgrade himself.

As for the punishment for breaking this oath.

Is this punishment?

This is simply a reward.

Listen.

After breaking the oath, any Skrull who kills him will be blessed by God the Father and have the opportunity to become a Super Skrull.

Tsk tsk.

This is great.

You don't have to go anywhere at home, you can just wait for the Skrulls to deliver it to your door.

This is not called an oath, this is called a vow.

"OK!"

"I swear."

After Locke figured this out, he nodded towards Jialuo without any hesitation. Then under the latter's gaze, he made the gesture Jialuo just made and began to swear in the Skrull language: "In the name of Father God Caliben Above, I, Rock Underwood, will follow the agreement. As long as Jia Luo changes back to his original state, I will not kill Jia Luo and sign a reconciliation agreement with Jia Luo."

The oath is completed.

Locke put down his arms and then looked at Jia Luo in front of him.

"Okay, I swear it's over."

"..."

I don't know why, even after Locke took the oath, he still didn't quite believe in Locke's oath.

Although he is an alien, he has been in the Federation for so long.

Jialuo still has a very clear understanding of federal politicians.

Politicians will tell lies with their eyes open.

The son of a politician is even better than his predecessor.

but……

The image of what Locke would do to him if he didn't do this came to Garro's mind again.

The limbs will be scattered and thrown away to the north and south of the earth, and the head will be soaked in a wine vat by Locke.

Such a scene would make life worse than death.

He chose to take a gamble.

But he didn't know that on Earth, there was a saying.

It's called - Betting on dogs will lead to a good death!

Jialuo was silent and stared at Locke.

Locke looked at the silent Jialuo and frowned.

"I've finished my oath."

"……I know."

Jialuo came back to his senses and looked at Locke deeply: "I hope you will keep your oath, Locke Underwood, because if you deceive me, you will only deceive me this time. After this time, You will no longer have any trust from us Skrulls."

Locke smiled brightly: "Don't worry, I never lie to others."

He is a human being, and he must abide by his oaths to other people.

But are you Skrulls human?

You are aliens.

There are no human rights, just keep promises.

Jialuo did not speak, but looked at his arm hanging on the stone wall: "I need to get my arm back."

Once he transforms back into Skrull, the vampire's abilities will disappear.

If he didn't transform back with all his beard and tail, then he would become the real Jia Luo.

Locke turned his head and glanced at the arm hanging on the wall, smiled, appeared in front of the stone wall in a flash, and drew out his silver sword.

The arm that lost the restraint of the silver sword flew back to Jialuo's body with a hiss under the influence of the "Blood God" ability.

The next second.

Jialuo's body was like a flash of light, and then, a pure-blood Skrull with green skin and pointed ears instantly appeared in Locke's sight.

Locke's eyes lit up, and he immediately appeared in front of Jia Luo, looking back and forth at Jia Luo with an appraising look.

Wow.

This is the Skrull, a wild monster that can unleash perfect camouflage skills.

This moment.

Locke's eyes were full of greed and unabashed greed.

Jialuo seemed to feel the greed in Locke's eyes, and his expression suddenly changed.

"you……"

"Well!"

Before Jialuo could speak, Locke stretched out his arm and pinched Jialuo's throat again, and then slowly lifted Jialuo up from the floor.

Jialuo, who lost his vampire ability and turned back into a Skrull, soon turned red from suppressing his green face.

Jialuo was completely panicked when he saw the greed in Locke's eyes and the extremely cold killing intent.

He squeezed Locke's right arm with both hands, trying to get Locke to let go.

"You... don't keep your promise."

"Bah."

When Locke heard this, he laughed directly, looking at Jialuo who was holding Destiny's throat by himself, and admiring Jialuo who was struggling helplessly in his palm.

"What I just said is that I never lie to people. Are you a human?"

"You... will be rejected by Father God, and you will be hunted by our Skrulls until death!"

"That couldn't be better!"

"..."