The fairy father

"My fellow Taoist is a saint, but he does such dirty things. As a poor Taoist, as a saint, shouldn't he be reprimanded?"

Yuanshi Tianzun half-opened his eyes, not looking at the shadow of Zhunti in the corner.

Zhunti laughed: "Pindao just underestimated the treachery of his fellow Taoist disciple. He actually has such a trick to cut off the beginning and end of Pindao's words. It really opened Pindao's eyes."

"Fellow Taoist, you put yourself into the situation and did such a small thing with the dignity of a saint. Therefore, you got such a disaster. This is cause and effect."

Yuanshi Tianzun said calmly:

"Fellow Taoist, you really need to change your mind.

“This time the Emperor of Heaven is in trouble with fellow Taoist, it is also because of the evil consequences that fellow Taoist had sown before.

"Do you need me to give you a detailed account of what my fellow Taoist has done before?"

Zhunti said calmly: "You are preaching again. Why do you always like to preach? Do you think other creatures are not as good as you?"

Yuanshi Tianzun asked: "Why are fellow Taoists here today?"

"My heart is not going well," Taoist Zhunti said leisurely, "Obviously it is Taoist friend who is plotting, but it is Pindao who is responsible for the infamy. Taoist friend has gained both fame and fortune this time, but Pindao has his body hurt by that Nuwa. It is really disturbing. Pindao felt unhappy."

Yuanshi Tianzun's voice became a little cold: "Have I ever asked you to fiddle with a mortal's marriage?"

"This matter is indeed handled improperly by Pindao."

Zhunti sneered:

"But isn't that what you said, fellow Taoist, to let poor Taoists go to make things difficult for Heaven?

"Isn't it your arrangement, fellow Taoist, to let this poor Taoist fall under the majesty of heaven?

"Fixing with marriage is just because I can't think of a better way."

Yuanshi Tianzun closed his eyes and said nothing.

Zhunti's shadow walked out of the corner with his hands behind his back and said slowly:

"Nowadays, fellow Taoists have a great reputation, but poor Taoists are shouted at by everyone. Although poor Taoists don't care about such a vain reputation, they still feel a little uncomfortable.

"How do fellow Taoists think this matter should be resolved with Pindao?"

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "My fellow Taoist, blackmailing me like this, would be a loss of status."

"Blackmail?" Taoist Zhunti sneered, "Is this the poor Taoist blackmailing fellow Taoists, or is the Taoist friend blackmailing the poor Taoist and his senior fellow apprentices? From ancient times to the present, how many things have my senior fellow apprentices and I done for my fellow Taoists, and how many things have the fellow Taoists forgotten?"

"Fellow Taoist, what do you want to gain by speaking like this?"

"Do we still have this kind of separation between you and me?"

Taoist Zhunti regained his composure:

"The Emperor of Heaven is your disciple. He has now become a big problem for me in the West. Behind him is Pindao's teacher. Pindao and his senior brother cannot break up with him directly.

"Fellow Taoist, don't you think that Li Ping'an's existence has become a serious problem for me?

"Of course, this is not to ask Li Ping'an to die. Neither you nor I can bear the teacher's anger.

"But it shouldn't be difficult for Taoist fellow Taoist Li Ping'an to lose his position as Emperor of Heaven, and the teacher can avoid facing each other head-on with his only official disciple in the future, causing master and disciple to fight against each other.

“It doesn’t matter if a poor Taoist suffers some humiliation or scolding, it’s just the noise of living beings.

"But if Li Ping'an continues to act recklessly and delays important events for our family, then the gain will outweigh the loss.

"Alas, if he hadn't suddenly risen, with you as the master supporting him, he could successfully gain the support of the Human Emperor and become the Emperor of Heaven to establish the New Heaven. In a short period of time, the New Heaven would destroy the 100,000-year-old establishment of our great religion. Three Thousand Worlds, your and my plans are now coming to an end.

"Speaking of this matter, shouldn't fellow Taoist give me an explanation?"

Yuanshi Tianzun said calmly: "He is a variable, how could I know that he has such ability."

"Then fellow Taoist won't make amends now?"

"Since you and I have become saints," Yuanshi Tianzun sighed softly, "that kind of planning is meaningless. Why don't fellow Taoists let go of their obsessions and enjoy the holy fruit in peace?"

"Of course it doesn't matter to you because you are Saint Yuqing, you don't care anymore!"

Zhunti Taoist's tone is slightly raised:

"But Pindao cares! Pindao, the sixth saint, cares!

"Fellow Taoist, don't you really think you are ridiculous?

"Pindao and my senior brothers have run the West from a barren land to a prosperous place of life today. Who has ever praised our achievements? The three thousand worlds have gone from being barren to now being full of people. Who can say that what we did is wrong!

"Every day, one word from the left is raising evil spirits, and the other with the right is to help the tiger!"

"If Taoist Fellow Daoist doesn't give you a time limit today for when Li Ping'an will be removed from the position of Emperor of Heaven, then don't blame me for being at odds with Fellow Daoist.

"Saint, you don't have to worry about your reputation!"

Yuanshi Tianzun narrowed his eyes slightly.

The phantom of Taoist Zhunti looked at him calmly.

The atmosphere in the main hall of Yuxu Palace was a little more eerie, but none of the disciples outside heard it.

…

The wine and food at Notre Dame Palace are really good.

Li Ping'an took the East King back to heaven in the clouds, full of wine and food, with a soothing expression.

Before they returned to Heaven, they had escorted Mu Ningning's motorcade back to Zhuyun Sect.

Li Ping'an originally wanted Mu Ningning to go back to heaven to stay with him for a while, but Mu Ningning wanted to go back to the mountains to live more comfortably, so Li Ping'an would not force it.

Just go back to the sect and meet up later.

"Your Majesty, go slower."

The King of the East sent a message and warned: "You are flying too fast. I have no time to report. You will have to reach Nantianmen."

Li Ping'an smiled and said: "What does King Dong want to say? Just go back and say it."

"Well, it's not convenient to go back, and it's not a big deal."

King Dong groaned a few times, then pulled Li Ping'an's sleeve and said:

“Your Majesty, I have something that I don’t know whether to say or not.

"In the harem of Heaven, only Ning Ning is opposite to the Queen of Heaven. Ning Ning is the adopted daughter of the minister. She has a softer temperament and is more straightforward. She doesn't know much about the political intrigues.

"The Queen Mother's majesty is getting stronger day by day, and Yaochi has become the second Lingxiao Palace. Especially when you are not in Heaven, the Queen Mother will intervene in everything.

"I know that Your Majesty has deep faith in the Queen Mother. Even if the Queen Mother is fully in charge of the Heavenly Court, you won't care too much. But after all, the largest number in the Heavenly Court are the human generals and human ministers. Seventy percent of the Human Emperor's legacy has been To heaven.

"I have been pushed to the forefront, pushed by the interests and general trend of the human race, to contain the Queen Mother.

“I am really powerless.

"Do you want to marry another queen of the human race? If you feel that the path of disaster is not feasible for female slaves, I will introduce you to some princesses of the human emperor. There are two princesses of the Shennong clan who are not yet married in Jinxianjing. They are usually They appear as old women, but as long as they become younger, they will also be first-class beauties, you..."

The corners of Li Pingan's mouth twitched crazily.

He did know those two princesses.

When he closed his eyes, he could picture two old ladies ogling him.

"Don't worry, Prince Dong. I don't want to add to my emotional debt."

Li Pingan sighed:

"How long this world can survive is still a question. The problem of survival cannot be solved, so why think about romance.

"The Queen Mother's desire for power is indeed greater, but this is her temperament, and there is nothing wrong with the strategies she introduced. They are just a little harsh, and they will be adjusted later.

"As for the pressure from human ministers... Once you enter the Heavenly Court, you should act as officials and generals as the Heavenly Court's ministers. This level of ideological awareness is still not enough."

Dong Wang smiled bitterly and agreed.

"Your Majesty, it's your decision."

"But Prince Dong, you reminded me that it's time for me to visit the female slave."

Li Pingan sighed:

"I don't know if the female slave is still angry with me. I always felt a lot of guilt in my heart because of what happened to Senior Brother Xuanyuan.

"If she agrees, I will take her back to heaven.

"She is the eldest princess of the human race. We went to Yaling Mountain before, and she also appeared in the south.

"Prince Dong, do you think it would be better for me to give her some gift to apologize to her?"

King Dong muttered in a low voice: "As your counselor, I also want to help you pursue women?"

"Um?"

"Well, the female slave has a temperament like a burning fire. What a burning fire fears most is soft water," Dong Wang said with a smile. "You just need to be gentle. She also has a deep love for you. Haven't you two already made a private commitment for life?" , it’s not that complicated.”

Li Ping'an thought for a while and blinked at Dong Wang.

King Dong said again: "Your Majesty, there is one more thing... have you ever heard of the story about Hou Yi shooting the sun?"

"Of course I have."

"This matter is quite long, I need to report it to you in detail."

Dong Wang pondered for a few times and said slowly:

"Hou Yi was originally a great witch. He shot the Golden Crow Prince in anger because of Kuafu's death. Nine of them died in ten days. The nine Golden Crow corpses were buried in the Sun Star and were controlled by heaven.

"There is actually a secret story here, which happened during the Shennong period and related to Hou Yi."

"Oh? What kind of secret?"

"It concerns the Queen Mother."

King Dong sighed softly and said slowly:

"After the ancient Heavenly Palace was overthrown, the vitality of the Wu clan was greatly damaged, and the cultivation methods of the human race began to be popularized and gained momentum. With the support of Taiqing and Nuwa among the six leaders, my grandfather Fuxi became the second person. The emperor inherited the will of the Suiren family and was respected by hundreds of tribes as the common master of the world.

"At this time, Hou Yi, as the hero who shot and killed nine days, had high prestige among hundreds of tribes and has been active in Nanzhou."

"Wait a minute," Li Ping'an frowned, "Didn't I read in some ancient books that Hou Yi died in that battle?"

"Hou Yi did not die in battle at that time. Some ancient human books deliberately embellished this incident in order to conceal it."

King Dong sighed softly, looked at the Nantianmen getting closer and closer, and continued to say:

“During the reign of the Fuxi clan, all races were harmonious and the human race and the shaman race ruled the world together. Intermarriage between the two races became a common practice, and the shaman race also began to flourish.

"By the time of the Shennong clan, the Wu clan had become a powerful force second only to the human clan, which also laid the foundation for the subsequent Chi You rebellion.

“The Witch Tribe is not good at farming, but better at hunting, so those ancient Fang Kingdoms became the prey of the Witch Tribe.

"After the Shennong clan took over as the co-lord of the world, the shamans became powerful and continued to cause chaos. Many ancient countries were plundered by the shaman tribe. Behind the shaman tribe were the witch tribes, the two great ancestral shamans Houtu Xuanming and a group of great shamans. It is also a powerful combat force that cannot be ignored.

"If you want to solve the chaos caused by the shamans, you must appease the shamans. Therefore, the Shennong family decided to arrange a marriage."

"You mean, Shennong married his daughter?"

"Yes," Dongwang said, "The Shennong family betrothed Chang'e, who was known as the most beautiful woman in the world at that time, to the great witch Houyi, but this was actually a conspiracy. After the marriage between Chang'e and Houyi was agreed, It was postponed until a hundred years later.”

Li Ping'an suddenly realized and said slowly:

"I see.

"This marriage will win over the Witch Clan, and then it will take a hundred years to solve the problem of the Witch Clan.

"The Witches are actually a force of the Witch Clan, they are just half witches and half humans. The Witch Clan doesn't agree with them in their bones. As long as they give the Witch Clan enough face, the Witch Clan will not care about the Witch Clan.

"After the Witch Clan was suppressed, the Witch Clan lost its wings and could be manipulated by the Human Clan, so the marriage was annulled."

"That's it."

Dong Wang smiled and said: "This plan went very smoothly. Several tribes of the Wu people were defeated by the Fang Kingdom's coalition forces. But at this time, something unexpected happened."

"What kind of thing?"

"Taking advantage of the Wu people's rebellion, the Wu clan was attacked by surprise. Hou Yi was killed and his head was beheaded. The person who killed Hou Yi should be the Prince Jinwu who escaped back then, now Taoist Lu Ya."

"It's not surprising that there is such a deep hatred."

Li Pingan frowned and said:

"Then the marriage between Chang'e and Hou Yi was blocked?"

"good."

King Dong sighed:

“At that time, the Wu clan was furious and kept searching for the whereabouts of the murderer.

"There was also a rumor that the Shennong clan did not want their daughter to marry into the vulgar witch clan, so they killed Hou Yi. The witch clan actually believed it and insisted on forcing Chang'e to marry him and become a widow for Hou Yi.

"In the end, the human race asked the Queen Mother of the West, who is now the Queen Mother, for help, and asked her to cooperate and gave her a so-called elixir of immortality. Chang'e was forced by the witch clan and some human officials to move to the Taiyin Star.

“In order to beautify this story and the human race’s plan behind it, the ancient human race books avoid mentioning this matter.

"The story passed down to the world was made up by the counselors at that time. Chang'e stole the elixir of death, left Houyi and fled to the moon, but was trapped on the moon and was lonely for thousands of years."

"Ten thousand years...it must be hundreds of thousands of years, right?"

Li Ping'an subconsciously looked up at the sky. It was still daytime at this moment, and although the Lunar Star was already on the horizon, it did not show its whereabouts.

He asked: "How is Chang'e's cultivation now?"

"Daluo Jinxian."

"What?" Li Ping'an was shocked, "She became a Daluo Golden Immortal? There are only so many Daluo Golden Immortals in the human race. Why didn't she help before?"

Dong Wang cleared his throat:

“This matter is originally a human scandal, so few people mention it.

"Heng'e has always been resentful about this matter. After moving to the Moon Palace, she stopped contacting her family. Even the soldiers sent to the Moon Palace were driven away by her, and... Your Majesty.

"Heng'e is indeed the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and she is the daughter of the Shennong clan, and the Daluo Jinxian. Why don't you go to the Moon Palace when you have time?

"In fact, it has been mentioned more than ten times before that the Moon Palace should be merged into the Heavenly Palace. The Moon Palace was the palace of Wangshu in ancient times, but this matter was suppressed by the Queen Mother. It is said that the Queen Mother gave an order in Yaochi that no one can do anything against it. Your Majesty, you mentioned the matter of Chang'e in the Moon Palace.

"Blessings from the Emperor of Heaven, Your Majesty."

Li Ping'an frowned and looked at Dong Wang, wondering: "Does my senior brother Xuanyuan's three thousand harem have half of your contribution?"

"Half doesn't count, there are three or four hundred. It started as a marriage between Fang and Guo, and then there was a relationship."

King Dong said sternly:

“The so-called Machiavellian strategy is to exchange the maximum value with the minimum price, and stability is the most important thing.

"Your Majesty, you should consider this matter carefully.

"If the Queen Mother has no checks and balances, she will soon cause disaster. And if my prediction is correct, the Queen Mother will soon promulgate a new heavenly rule under the influence of heaven. Once this heavenly rule comes out, heaven will practice with all living beings." Those who stand on the opposite side.

"If the influence here is not handled properly, it will easily affect His Majesty's foundation in the human race. If necessary, the Queen Mother must be allowed to be the villain, and you need to show that you take into account the interests of the human race. You need to show that you have fallen out with the Queen Mother. .

"You can just take a tour of the Moon Palace. Everyone knows that you are as protective as a jade."

Li Ping'an asked: "What kind of heavenly rules?"

"It's pretty much the same, it should be... the Golden Immortal Tribulation of Immortality."

Li Ping'an was slightly startled and stood speechless for a long time.

This guy Dong Wang is really good at predicting things.