The Fall of the Vampire
Chapter 29: What can be solved by an apron, why should I wear more
"Legendsneverdie" scores very well, Ximen Qing is naturally very happy, as long as it is in the top 10, even if it is not the first one, it is still rich. What's more, there is 100,000 yuan for the first place. If you get it, tsk tsk...
Ximen thought about it and submitted the manuscript to see if it was too salty. After thinking about it, she posted another post.
"If you can make the top ten in this event, you will have a cover song within a week, and if you can get the number one, you will have an original song within a week (the song has been written, I will wait to sing it)."
After sending this, Ximen Qing packed up her things and went home.
But she did not expect that after seeing this dynamic, her fans were even more excited than expected.
"Does the pigeon evolve into a sow? Tsing Yi congregation! Don't hurry up to vote! Don't forget the triple quality!"
may be a homonym for ID. Unknowingly, fans of Ximen Qing began to call herself "Tsing Yi Jiaozhong", and she became "Godmother Lord".
...
The next day.
Ximen love rarely wakes up early and makes breakfast for the family.
As an otaku, she can still make simple soup rice cakes.
"What's the matter with you?" Song Yunwu asked, staring at her.
"Breakfast, can't you see it?" Ximen Qing raised her brows and asked back.
Qin Yuyao tried to take a bite: "Oh! It's delicious!"
Xiaoguai also ate very happily.
Song Yunwu resisted the desire to complain, and said: "Who asked you about this? I mean what kind of ghost you are wearing now!?"
"Huh?" Ximen Qing looked down, "Very ordinary apron, what's the problem? Don't you like the pattern of this little piglet? Then I will change the steel ball baby next time."
"I know this is an apron, but..." Song Yunwu, "Why don't you have anything besides the apron!? Who do you want to show to?"
"Is there any problem?" Ximen Qing looked puzzled, "I can't wash my clothes if they are dirty? Can an apron solve the problem, why should I wear more clothes?"
"This... To be honest, Sister Ximen, you are indeed a bit inappropriate." Qin Yuyao was also embarrassed to look at her.
Song Yunwu didn't say anything, but now she sees it, the more she feels that Ximen love is so good in society.
"Oh, I won't be seen by others at home anyway, it doesn't matter," Ximen didn't take it seriously, and then moved to Song Yunwu's side, "If I remember correctly, today should be the day when the contribution fee comes."
Song Yunwu looked at her: "I said why you got up early to cook for us. It was for this."
"Hey, life is not easy," Ximenqing rubbed his hands, "My blood pack is really not enough."
Song Yunwu sighed helplessly, and took out a blood pack from her pocket to her: "Take it, the last time the platelet homepage event was very well received. My contribution fee has risen to 200 pages per month. Will divide you five thousand."
"Five thousand!" Ximenqing's eyes widened. This is one-third of her salary!
"Haha, this is really great!" She immediately started to **** up with the blood bag.
"Hiccup~~~" made a **** voice again.
Song Yunwu looked at her eyes turning white, and vomited: "Can you **** blood just like sucking du? Don't get reported by someone another day."
"Oh, it's okay, we're not Chaoyang District, where are so many spies." Ximen Qing didn't care, lying on the floor in a naked apron, enjoying the aftermath of sucking blood.
Qin Yuyao looked at her like this and asked: "Actually, I have always had a question. Sister Simon, you said that you are a zombie before? Why do zombies still **** blood?"
When she asked about this, Ximen Qing immediately sat up: "You think so too, don't you? Oh! I'm angry when I talk about this! I blame Lin Zhengyu! What zombie movies are being made so I am now everyday Hungry."
"Huh? What does this have to do with Lin Zhengyu?" This person, Qin Yuyao, naturally knows, after all, it can be regarded as a shadow of her childhood.
Lin Zhengyu, Xiangjiang people, created the category of Xiangjiang zombie films at the end of the last century. He pioneered the fusion of European vampires and Eastern zombies to form a brand new "zombie". Since the explosion of this series of zombie films, the notion that zombies want to bite people's necks and **** blood has become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
Actually, in the legends of Huaguo, zombies do not **** blood.
Ximen Qing said with a gloomy expression: "It is because that Lin Zhengyu made a zombie movie, which made people all over the world begin to admit that Eastern zombies **** blood, which directly shaken the root of the myth. The physique that will make you feel uncomfortable if you **** blood is all him, I didn't have to go out to work!"
"Huh? How can other people's movies affect you?" Qin Yuyao looked blank.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to talk to you about popular science, UU reading www.uukānshu.com" Song Yunwu suddenly thought of something, and said to her, "In fact, we told you at the beginning, though. It looks like a monster, but in essence, whether it is Ximen Qing, Damen Zi, or Xiaoguai, including all the supernatural beings in the world now, in fact, everyone is essentially human or other ordinary creatures."
"Huh? Then, sister Ximen is also a human?" Qin Yuyao said in surprise.
"What are you doing? Don't I look like a human?" Ximenqing was unhappy, "I'm just a little prone to heatstroke."
【More than that. Qin Yuyao really wants to vomit. Normal people can't **** blood. In addition, normal people won't be like a okay person after being pierced with a knife.
"Don't interrupt," Song Yunwu continued to Qin Yuyao, "Take Simon's love as an example. She was also an ordinary person, but because of some unclear reasons, she suddenly acquired the characteristics of a zombie. Stiff, afraid of the sun, afraid of the seal..."
"After years of research and integration, we have attributed this type of mutation to a different kind of'evolution'. For example, you may be an ordinary human for the first 20 years of your life, but since the past few days, your body has begun to evolve. Although the direction is not yet clear, it will definitely be different from ordinary people. One of the most intuitive manifestations is that you can see my leasing information."
"I will also become a monster?" Although Song Yunwu had said it a long time ago, Qin Yuyao still had no real feelings. One day she will become a skeleton like Damen Zi or a wolf like Xiaoguai, which is too far away for her.
"It doesn't have to be a monster, but it may also be a strange person like me," Song Yunwu said, "Of course, my uniqueness is inherited from the family, and your sudden mutation type is actually very rare."
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