The Fall of the Vampire

Wen Liang’s Weibo summarizes a few points:

1. "A Chinese Journey to the West" is randomly adapted, disrespectful to the masterpiece, and destroys the national culture.

2. Animated movies are for children, and those who still tout animated movies are all immature.

3. The film producer of "Western Journey" was hyped and used improper means to squeeze out other works of the same period and preempt the filming.

4. The movies he made by himself are really good-looking, but unfortunately no one can understand it.

Thousands of words are eloquently, which is comparable to a chapter of others. I can only say that I am worthy of being a director. It is a very emotional and touching one. People who don't know may really be persuaded by him after reading it.

Unfortunately, when he opened the dozens of comments on his Weibo, several of them were "too long to read".

"I'm so angry, you're M!" He was so angry that he almost dropped the phone.

He is itchy with hate, why is he only such a big fan of the director? This is unreasonable!

"People nowadays have no aesthetics at all." He cursed while pouring boiling water.

With a click, the cup cracked and the boiling water splashed his pants.

"Ahhhhh! Fuck!" He jumped up with pain, and then accidentally stepped on the water glass with his foot, and the pain made him scream like a pig again.

He wanted to call for help, but found out that his wife had run away with the old Wang next door, and the nanny had resigned because of his sexual harassment. He was the only one in the whole family, so he limped and changed his pants and socks, then put the glass in the bag and took it downstairs and threw it away.

When I arrived at the garbage disposal area, I ran into an aunt in a sanitation uniform and said, "What kind of garbage are you?"

Wen Liang: "Huh???"

The aunt pointed to the bag in his hand: "Ask what trash are you?"

"I... I'm not rubbish!" Can this person speak, who is gentle and angry? He simply turned around with the bag, and I won't throw it away today. What's the matter?

"It's not rubbish, why are you here? Awuqi!" The aunty also cursed in a low voice, and then continued to the next person, "Hey, on the side where the wet trash bag is thrown out to dry the trash, the crayfish head is not picked? Slightly."

Wen Liang returned to the door with the garbage, but his face changed as soon as he touched his pocket. Oops, I was too eager to go out just now and forgot to bring the key.

There was no way, so I had to go to the gate of the community to make arrangements.

"Boss, how much does the key cost?"

"140, are you worthy?" The boss said without looking up while eating.

Wen Liang's expression has changed again, is he careless? Why do you always feel weird when listening to others?

But still endured: "It's worth it."

"How many do you match?"

"I..." He really wanted to throw out the broken glass in the bag, how did this guy talk? "I don't deserve it anymore."

"You are not worthy." The boss continued.

Wen Liang almost vomited blood, but after looking at the boss's strong biceps, he still endured it.

[I am a big director, a celebrity, why should I be honest with a citizen? Lost points. 】

Thinking about this, he left the keystore, planning to find another one with keys.

On the way, he saw a blind fortune teller set up a stall at the gate of their community. He didn't believe this, but the wound on the sole of his foot was really painful, and he couldn't walk a bit, so he planned to take a fortune-telling stool to sit down.

As a result, he sat down, and the fortune-teller asked him, "What are you?"

Wen Liang: "..."

Where's the knife? Please someone give me a knife!

He got up directly, opened the app and called an express train to go to the hospital.

As a result, he waited for a long time and didn't come, so he contacted the driver on the APP.

"What's the matter? Where's your car? How long have I been waiting?"

The driver replied: "Where are you? I haven't seen you after several laps."

"I'm here! Look at the location." Wen Liang replied, cursing: "No one has found any broken driver."

After a while, the driver replied: "I don't think you have figured out your own position."

"I..." Wen Liang scolded more than a dozen grasses at the phone, and after a closer look, it seemed that there was a problem with his positioning. This broken navigation. Since the original navigation voice sister got married, he uninstalled it and replaced it with a new one. As a result, bugs frequently appeared.

There was no way, so I had to contact the driver again and report the specific address. After tossing like this, he finally arrived at the hospital. It was already half past one in the afternoon after the wound had been bandaged and came out of the hospital.

He was eating lunch, because of the boiling water, he has been hungry until now. I looked around and found a cart selling box lunches and walked over to buy a copy.

The other party obviously found him too, and took the initiative to push the car over: "Sir, do you want food?"

Wen Liang was shocked all over and almost pulled it away.

"I have money! No food!"

"No?" When they saw that he didn't want it, they pushed the car and walked away. You have money to take care of me, do you need to run up to me and shout? I don't bother to talk to you if I don't buy food.

Wen Liang was suffocated to death, so he simply endured hunger and went home. He didn't want to be asked "Are you begging for food?" ~www.NovelMTL.com~ Finally, when he returned home, he remembered that he didn't have the keys yet.

Had to go back to get the key. As soon as he went downstairs, he saw a little courier coming over on a tricycle. He remembered that he had bought some computer accessories online the day before yesterday, and he should have arrived.

So he walked over and asked, "Can I see if my things have arrived?"

The courier brother stopped and asked, "What are you?"

Wen Liang felt his head buzzing, and the sky was spinning in front of him, and he fell to the ground. He also carried a bag of broken glass in his hand.

"What kind of **** are you?", "Are you worthy", "What are you?" "You didn't figure out your position", "Do you want food", "What are you?"

The next day, an article titled "The director of the movie XXX currently being screened was bizarrely hospitalized, and has been unconscious so far. His ex-wife submitted an application for the division of property to the court" on the hot search, which also led to the attention of the film The degree has increased a lot, and the box office has also increased a bit.

I don't know if it is a blessing in disguise.

...

Time went back to noon that day.

The location turns to the Pacific Ocean.

A group of dolphins are jumping in the sea, tracing a beautiful arc.

One of the white dolphins was sitting on the body of a beautiful blond woman.

She has an expression of "0v0", appearing on the surface of the sea one by one, and falling into the bottom of the sea again and again.

Isn't this Adjani? Who is this? She has been drifting in the sea for more than half a month. Although she wanted to go to the capital to find Song Yunge, she couldn't go there for various reasons.

A plane crash, a volcano eruption, a monster eaten by a monster, a dolphins take away...

"I hope Ximen Qing is in a better mood recently, and she will help me take care of him when she is in a good mood." Ajani made a wish silently in her heart.