The First Chaos In History

　　 "Zhang Xiaohua!" A sharp female voice cut through the sky and reached someone's eardrum. The flower character stretched out, the sound waves meandered in the air and brought a cold current, and someone's eardrums to the soles of their feet shivered solidly.

　　 "Zhang Xiaohua! Long time no see!" The woman who made this powerful sound wave appeared strangely in front of someone from the crowd of black and crushed ground, with a thunder and thief.

　　 "Women, please forgive me..." Zhang Xiaohua reflexively bent over and fists at the woman in front of her, not daring to look at the woman directly.

　　 "Huh? Why aren't you Zhang Xiaohua?" The woman looked up and down the 1.8-meter-long man, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "I haven't seen you for so many years, why have you fallen into such a field?"

It’s no wonder she said this. Let’s look at you, there are strands of knotted hair on the head of the bird’s nest, with suspicious white crystals on it; a coat that is yellow, not yellow, green, and oily and grey stains tangled together in a lump. A pair of black and blue jeans from the bottom of the body was dragged loosely to the top of the foot, and a hole at the bottom of the trousers revealed big red cotton socks; a pair of green plastic slippers that Grandpa Abo must have on his feet, it is not too cold to panic in the winter.

When Zhang Xiaohua felt that she was about to be scorched by the woman's scorching eyes, she raised her head in horror, "Woman, I am Zhang Xiaohua, dare to ask the woman?..." It didn't matter if she raised her head, but she was stunned. God, it's so beautiful. . . The eyes are full of autumn water, the eyebrows are like distant mountains, the skin is brighter than the snow, and the delicate posture is beautiful, and he looks up at himself, and his heart beats the snare drum wildly. Suddenly, everything around becomes a black-and-white film stagnant. Live, she was the only one who stabbed her eyes brightly and brightly.

　　 swallowed the snail secreted from his mouth, and tossed his hair immediately, of course, he couldn't shake it. With an expression that he thought was the most handsome, "Miss, what is your last name?"

The woman covered her heart and said with a severe blow: "I am Zhu Chengbi! Old classmate, you have changed so much, now it is true, true, true, punk!" Finally thought of a fashionable phrase To describe this old classmate whom I had a crush on, I secretly rejoiced in my heart that there was no way to go to the dark, Buddha bless!

　　 Zhang Xiaohua is also stupid, how did that short-haired spectacle Chaihuo girl become such a big beauty with a super female face of a model? Flashingly remembered that when she was pursuing her, she was afraid of running away in a hurry. She secretly gave herself a big mouth, the sun! Why did you miss it! Letting go of the potential stocks, depending on the situation, the high-performance stocks are now locked up by others.

　　 "Zhu Chengbi, you have become much more beautiful too, ha ha, ha ha." With a regretful smirk, she wanted to escape, and went back to self-harm with a brick, but she grabbed her arm. "Old classmates, it's a rare meeting. I just have a clever zong'er who makes a little bit of money. Are you willing to do it?"

　　 Zhang Xiaohua was overjoyed, is she still feeling for me? This is so tight, if I don't agree, the sky will destroy me! Without asking it was He Qiaozong, he accepted it with all his lips. Unexpectedly, a catastrophic disaster would happen from then on.

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　　 "Good sister, forgive me! I can't make any money for this!" Zhang Xiaohua clung to the coat she took off, and stepped back. Zhu Chengbi smiled grinningly: "You can't help it! Now that the eyebrows are burned, you can get it, and you can get it if you don't!"

　　 Zhang Xiaohua retreated to the corner, but couldn't follow, "I, my dignified man, how can I do such an unbearable thing? Don't force me!"

　　 "Forcing you? I'm begging you! You obediently take off your clothes and follow me, you will have to thank you again after it's done!"

　　 "I have my parents at the top and Xiaoqiang at the bottom. After doing such a thing, how can I meet them in their own face!" Zhang Xiaohua argued.

　　 Zhu Chengbi looked forward to a pair of beautiful eyes, and after a little thought, he smiled and waved to Zhang Xiaohua, motioning him to bend down. "Hua, it doesn’t look like you have become a family. You have to know that the girls in my place are all in great years. This is a good time for you to approach them! I have the heart to succeed. You don’t seize the opportunity and regret it. do not blame me!"

　　 Zhang Xiaohua felt the itching in her ears was hard to suppress. She breathed like orchids, her mouth scented in bursts, and a pair of Yi Yi gently placed on the back of her hands, and the touch was soft and smooth. My mind was in chaos. When I got back to my mind, I was stripped and changed. I was sitting next to the makeup mirror. I was done, close my eyes and die this time.

After being tossed around, Zhu Chengbi secretly instructed Jiyi in his ear. The last sentence: "Just watch and play, anyway, there are not many people watching!" Zhang Xiaohua was confused and was pushed onto the stage, taking a look, this is what Not many people? Damn, there is a crowd of people in the audience! How come there are not many people in the square of the hypermarket? Auntie carrying plastic bags in the store, uncle pushing a trolley, grandpa and grandpa who fart and chatting, young lady loli with a nasal mucus, thief and thief waiting for an opportunity to commit crimes. Seeing that the stage set up in the square finally kicks off, gradually They gathered together, and opened their mouths to wait for a prize draw. The harmonious scene was completely broken by Zhang Xiaohua's appearance.

　　 "Wow", a little kid cried loudly, "Mom, there is a ghost!"

　　 Everyone in the audience burst into laughter. The focus of attention was Zhang Xiaohua on the stage. Someone was so angry, how could I look like a ghost? !

　　 lifted up the skirt and placed a standard POSSe behind the moon hare, "It means the moon will destroy you!" Unfortunately, the **** was so upright, there was a roar of laughter underneath, and some people clapped and whistled desperately.

　　 Zhu Chengbi looked dumbfounded behind the stage, how did he think the effect was so good! It seems that Li Yugang has led the trend of 2008! If I had known it, I would find a few more anti-strings to come to coOSPLaY.

Zhang Xiaohua broke the pot and smashed and played freely on stage. For a while, he approached the moon hare and hugged Qian's waist, and then squeezed her little hand against the field guard (the field guard was dressed up as a girl). This time, he found a star among the thousands of flowers. I don’t care about so many eyes in the audience. It’s really cool to be cool by yourself. Edison Chen is ignorant and fearless anymore, so what am I afraid of!

　　 As the old saying goes, failure is a successful mother. Zhang Xiaohua skipped her mother for the first time on stage and embraced success directly. Her mother was very angry and the consequences were serious!

After the Sailor Moon’s standard POSe was finally presented, when she was ready for the curtain call, Zhang Xiaohua was stepped on her foot by the moon hare beside her, and tears came out. TmD gave her a cuddle, isn’t it? For artistic effects! Don't take revenge like this!

　　 was about to open her mouth to greet her mother, suddenly there was a golden light in front of her eyes, the Buddha chanted in her ears, a ray of soul wandering and she went to the land of bliss. The last segment is Zhu Chengbi's brilliant face, staring at him in horror, Zhu's lips slightly open, and he can't hear what he muttered.

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　　 "Uh...it hurts..." Zhang Xiaohua only felt a splitting headache, "Where is this?..." Her heart was confused and confused.

　　 "This baby girl fell silk (yes) Meidi is very resistant."

　　 "Bang!" Zhang Xiaohua's heart hit her chest violently.

　　 "Murderish!" A lean man quickly picked up a fruit knife and forced it to Zhang Xiaohua's neck, with a broken semiconductor in his other hand.

　　 "Bang! Bang!" Zhang Xiaohua's heart hit her chest twice.

　　 "Let it go! I think she looks a lot like the granddaughter of Zhao Gong's family who played mahjong with me."

　　 "Bang! Bang! Bang!" Zhang Xiaohua's heart hit her chest violently three times.

　　 "When did you even know his granddaughter? Very capable! I said Xiaoqiang, what cousin is this Sailor Moon?"

　　 "Bang!!!" Zhang Xiaohua's heart speed was 80 steps.

"Okay, okay, this is the old man's granddaughter," Xiaoqiang pointed at an old man with a wretched smile beside the door, "This woman ran away from home, and grandpa found it. I will take them out to chat, Yu Brother, take a hand and help this woman out."

　　 Brother Yu carried the collar of Zhang Xiaohua's sailor suit and pulled it out of the door at once, still muttering, "This woman is tall and tall."

　　 "I'm not a woman!" Zhang Xiaohua retorted, "I just wore a woman's clothes." With a sudden heartbeat, I actually traveled to my book. Life is so wonderful and indescribable.

　　 "Hey, take the root?" Xiaoqiang squatted on the ground and handed him a piece of white sand. "Dude, don't be too sad, the old man told me, isn't it just **** change? It's only a year. I want to start something, huh?"

　　 "What kind of **** change?" Zhang Xiaohua is not accustomed to conversing freely with her characters.

"Just now you were in a coma, I told Xiaoqiang, you can ask him about the specific situation. The stock market hasn't got off work, I will take a look again, you guys talk, hehe." go with.

"Dude, you're not at a loss, this figure, tsk tsk..." Xiaoqiang's lustful eyes made Zhang Xiaohua shudder, slowly lowered her head, and saw the stalwart place on my chest. My chest muscles are not so developed and not so soft. ! He pressed it on with his hands, buzzed his head, and quickly turned to face the wall, shivering, untied his skirt and probing his hands, squashed, and the 1.8-meter-high man fell to the ground with a crash. . .

Xiaoqiang sighed: "Oh, the old man said that you are possessed by the flower demon. Because the flower demon seduced the marshal of the canopy in the upper realm, he was attached to you by the lower realm (note, it is Bian.), but this demon has a grievance. The qi reached the heavens, and the Emperor of Heaven was unbearable, so he ordered Yan Jun to give her a year of life to become a female body. Therefore, you are my client now, call me strong brother, Xiaohua Meimei..."

　　 Xiaohua Meimei. . . Zhang Xiaohua fell to the ground and looked at the blue sky and howled, God! I have my parents at the top and Xiaoqiang at the bottom, uh, Xiaoqiang is right in front of me. . . 55555~~ It doesn’t matter if you cross into your own book, how can UU read www.uukanshu.com return TJ! I am the sun!

　　 Suddenly, Zhang Xiaohua struck a carp and firmly grasped Xiaoqiang's hand, "Brother Qiang! I beg you not to let me take a cover photo of Playboy! Don't let me seduce the rich kid!"

　　 Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "Hehe, how could it be, Xiaohua, don't worry, how can I be that kind of person!" A drop of cold sweat, this flower demon doesn't have mind-reading skills!

　　 "Cousin, cousin asked you to go in for dinner." A enchanting figure flashed in front of them, "Hey? How come this sister hasn't gone home yet?"

　　 Li Shishi! Zhang Xiaohua threw the transgender thing into outer space, oh yeah! Can I live in a room with my teacher at night? His rich imagination is the culprit of his strong secretion.

"Sister Xiaohua has a serious mental illness and is not suitable to go home temporarily. Staying in an unfamiliar environment will help her recover. Her grandfather has just asked me." Xiaoqiang's ability to make nonsense has reached the stage, and Li Shishi glanced at him disdainfully. "You can explain this to your cousin. She is tearing up your Sailor Moon or other comics or books."

　　 "Ah! My Sailor Moon!" Xiaoqiang Lang rushed into the house with a howl.

　　 "Sister Xiaohua? Stay here with peace of mind, we are all the same..." Li Shishi sighed quietly, Zhang Xiaohua came back to her senses, and whispered shyly: "Sister..."

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