The First Chaos In History

With Lu Junyi and the others holding the binoculars and looking around, Lin Chong and Dong Ping turned their backs, and Xunping said, "A lot of masters have come this time." Lin Chong nodded, and I raised the binoculars and asked hurriedly: "Where?"

At this time, walking past the rostrum is Cangzhou Hongri Martial Arts School. Their delegation was exactly 13 people. They looked plain and peasant, but all of them were calm and confident. They waved to the audience and the judges with great momentum. just like.

I said, "Well, there are martial arts talents in Cangzhou, let's give them the first place." 93b303

Behind the Cangzhou Red Sun, there was a team wearing platoon uniforms. A dozen men in front of them rolled up their sleeves to reveal their muscular arms. The four people behind them were pulling a flag, each holding a corner of the flag. , On the flag is an indigo-blue furry wolf with terrifying teeth. This should be their museum flag. All of these people have their eyes like electricity, walking in the team, majestic and majestic, gazing at the world. Their Sirius martial arts team, heard that the master of the hall, Duan Sirius, has a martial art handed down from his family, claiming to have no opponents in North China.

I looked at it and said, "Oh, the second place is guaranteed to be theirs..."

The next few teams were lackluster and didn’t know how strong they were. Then my binoculars were filled with large swathes of white flowers. They wore open-breasted white robes with colorful belts representing their ranks. The belt is for practicing judo and taekwondo at first glance. Sanda is very inclusive. The rules are only slightly different from all kinds of fighting. There is a lot of room for intersection. So these people also come to join in the fun, but they are too sensible. It was originally a Sanda event. You wore such clothes to show up, didn't you show that you were playing on the court?

I pointed to them and said, "Have you seen it, I will be beaten to death if you encounter such a thing."

I just watched and burst into gunfire, and no one ignored me.

Looking at a team in front of me suddenly almost surprised my eyes. Behind a little soldier holding a sign, a group of chirping girls followed. All of them have long hair and red lips. Because they are engaged in sports, their posture is very graceful. Just now because all the representatives of the team are concentrated together in a dark, no one has noticed it. Now they are showing up. The whole stadium boiled suddenly. I can’t wait to hear their introduction before the podium. I just look at the sign. It says "Crescent Girls' Bodyguard School." Such schools all recruit students from rooted bases, in addition to martial arts instruction, there are also training in appearance diplomacy and so on. After graduation, most of them serve female clients with special identities, and of course they are also reduced to vases, but this at least shows that they are very beautiful. I twisted my binoculars, and I couldn’t swallow the fried dough sticks on my mouth. I looked carefully one by one. Ouch. That small waist, oops, that expression, with a valiant grace in the feminine, just looking at the appearance, it is simply a stewardess reserve.

I laughed and said: "Interesting, we have to be merciful when we meet them. No, I will go personally..."

A small half of those present today were Kung Fu men with simple minds and well-developed limbs. Seeing these beauties in the lineup, regardless of the leaders and the president or the president, they all whistled, "Sister, are you free tonight?" "" "Beauty, when we get to martial arts... the commentary was interrupted. The old monk of Ruding sitting on the rostrum raised his eyebrows and recited the Buddha's name.

In the new moon team. The girls all lowered their heads slightly. The female leader had black shiny hair, a pony tail, and her eyes were long slender slits. Especially when she squinted, she was very attractive. She didn’t worry, she just swept a few. The men who shouted the most fiercely in the crowd had a sneer in their small mouths.

I was so excited that I yelled: "Brothers, if you get this little girl's lottery, no one will **** me!" Look at the good guys, some lie in their chairs and sleep back, some get together to play cards. Some have already ran out and wandered around, simply ignoring my existence collectively. But judging by their appearance, it is a good sign for this game.

As soon as the beauty team passed, I was a little sleepy, so I squatted on the table for a while, and when I got up to sleep, the steady stream of delegations was still living in front of me. I watched it again. Pick out a few dark horses that I like. Song Qing finally couldn't help it, and said with a smile: "Big Brother Xiao, you said let this and that, there are already no less than 10 teams, and we can't make it even if we don't even make ten."

I laughed and said, "Is that right? When I eat fried dough sticks, I say yes, but when I drink soy milk, I don't say so-what about Li Bai?"

Song Qing said, "He drank too much yesterday and couldn't get up this morning. I'll go back and see him later."

I said, "Well, it's better to call him and let him write a poem to commemorate this grand scene."

At this time, the admission ceremony has come to an end. The delegation from the host city walked over the rostrum, so the Tigers, Red Dragons, and Tigers came to the martial arts gymnasiums of the older brothers who are over half a hundred years old. Of course, Tiger did not appear in person. He was already there. We placed a VIP seat diagonally across to the bread. The VIP seat now cannot be covered by money, but with the power of the tiger, it is of course not difficult to do. He himself did not come today. After these teams, there is an individual team composed of 100 people. This competition has a lot of restrictions on individual players. Therefore, many loyal Sanda fans prefer to spend money to be affiliated in a small group. Most of the individuals who participated in the competition were professional athletes with strong strength.

Finally, when we arrived at our Yucai Civil and Martial Arts School, 100 troops under the leadership of Xu Delong and Yan Jingsheng entered people’s eyes with great power. The momentum was overwhelming. When I looked on the podium, Mayor Liang smiled with satisfaction.

It's a pity that at this moment I discovered an extremely discordant factor: a pretty girl with apricot eyes in a neat queue is walking lazily, waving at the audience frequently, just like a little actress who is here to sing...

I was surprised: "When did the third sister run up?"

The heroes heard that they all squeezed to the front, and laughed and said, "Sanmei is really good."

As soon as the mother appeared, the men began to whistle and yell, the female bandits were like these, and they also responded with smiles, but this pleasant atmosphere finally deteriorated when they passed the rostrum. When the commentator reported "Education of Talents, Civil and Martial Arts" When the words "School" were spoken, the audience was taken aback, and then began to laugh, boos all around, Hu Sanniang glared and raised her **** at the loudest part of the rostrum when she turned her back to the podium.

She immediately shocked the audience and left an indelible impression on the audience...

I slapped my head on the table and patted the table feebly. I said why no one has screwed my scalp for so long. 93b303

In the next item of the conference, the representatives of the contestants withdrew and the cultural performance began.

After a while, Xu Delong gathered 300 of them together. He came up to me by himself. He told me that they were hard to come by. They wanted to stroll around the city and go back to school at night, so I didn't have to worry about it. 93b303

I said, "That's okay, call me if you have anything-can you use the phone?"

Xu Delong chuckled and said, "They are all young and old, and I'm almost done."

"Well, go, don't forget that there will be an exhibition game tomorrow."

As soon as Xu Delong was about to leave, I stopped him again, put a wad of money in his hand, and said, "You have a lot of people, so you can only ask the soldiers to eat a popsicle for this money. The 100,000 yuan for the protective gear will be paid back. With your teacher Yan, you ask him for everything you want to eat. It doesn't matter if you spend it all, you earn it."

I could see that Xu Delong was very moved, but couldn't say what he wanted to say, and finally turned to me in a straight posture and turned away. 93b303

In fact, I have to say that among these customers, I’ve been the slowest to be the soldiers. The time they come is not short. I started to nest in the wild, and then the school. I was also responsible for the security and the cafeteria. I didn’t take care of food and housing. I have given other people pocket money-but they are too many people, China is vast and rich in resources. Doesn’t the average resource count for everyone? Therefore, the entrance of our cremation factory was posted "Try to refresh records and improve living standards."

Hu Sanniang came up slowly. Pointing behind her, she said: "Look at who is here?" Du Xing, Yang Zhi and Zhang Qing followed her. These three people have been living in the bar and have not seen the heroes for a long time, so they are particularly affectionate during this gathering.

Kunping asked, "Where is Zhu Gui?"

Hu Sanniang laughed and said: "Standing at the door, they can't get in without a ticket. Old Yang Zhangqing and the others jumped in, Zhu Gui, the fat man. It won't work after jumping for a long time."

I hurriedly called the doorman and told them not to stop anyone who reported my name in the future. Secretary Liu had already greeted each part and wanted to do everything possible to support me. The doorman hurriedly invited Zhu Gui in.

As soon as Zhu Guishang came in with embarrassed eyebrows, the heroes "coaxed" and were happy. Zhu Gui made a round circle and said loudly, "Brothers, I want to kill you, and come to me for a drink at night." Promise.

When it is lively. A crisp voice yelled: "Xiaoqiang!" Then a little beauty ran in and took my hand, and then Zhang Shun and Ruan brothers came in with a smile. This time they became a bit prosperous, and Hu Sanniang grabbed Ni Siyu's shoulders. , Surprised: "Where did this sister come from? She is so beautiful."

Zhang Shun smiled and said: "It's our ineffective apprentice. We were watching the opening ceremony at her house just now, and the third sister's style is still there."

Ni Siyu's house looks at the stadium. They had a broader vision, Hu Sanniang's international gestures, they must have seen them all.

Although Hu Sanniang was very carefree, she felt a little embarrassed in front of such an innocent girl, and interrupted: "Sister Gongfu will teach you how to deal with stinky men."

Duan Jingzhu hei Ran: "Does the third sister teach kung fu on the ground or..." Although the last half sentence was not said, everyone understood and laughed. Ni Siyu was not stupid at first, but his thoughts were simple. Secondly, he was obsessed with swimming, and asked with his face up: "Does my sister know how to do underwater kung fu?"

At this moment, the exciting music started, and a famous second-rate singer in the city yelled on the temporary stage: "Wow the river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are like Beidou..."

Zhang Shun said: "Hey, this song is powerful, what's its name?"

Second-rate continue to sing: "If you say go, let's go, wow, you have me and all have wow..."

Lin Chong nodded and said, "There is momentum."

When the second-rate sings |. Breaking into Kyushu," Li Kui jumped and said, "God sun and earth, it's so happy, it's like the behavior of our heroes. "

Ni Siyu said: "This song is called "The Great Han Song", haven't you heard it?"

Xiao Rang suddenly sighed: "It's a pity that we 108 brothers, it would be great if we could get together here, hey... I'm afraid there is no hope anymore." He said that the heroes were speechless. They sang so vigorously, they became more sad and sad, Li Kui sat down on the ground and yelled, "I miss Song Jiang brother, hehehe--" He cried. 93b303

Seeing Hu Sanniang's eyes wet, Ni Siyu wondered: "Sister, what's the matter with you?"

I said: "I miss my brother-in-law." 93b303

Hu Sanniang wiped away her tears and said, "I think of what he did. I think of the claret horse I rode. I have rescued me several times on the battlefield."

I sighed, "Human, I always remember what I have ridden."

Almost everyone stared at me, trying to see the meaning of this sentence in my eyes. I blinked my innocent eyes and said naively, "Isn't it? I miss my bike very much anyway." The heroes turned their heads together, all with a look of disdain.

It's so dangerous. Fortunately, my acting skills are good enough to cover up this difficulty. Otherwise, the third sister won't screw my head out of the apple pit?

Ni Siyu suddenly asked me: "Xiaoqiang, didn't the big brother come?"

I said, "My eldest brother is with his sister-in-law, I have no time to come."

The little girl curled her lips and said, "I will be playing in a few days, do you think he can come?"

I also curled my lips and said, "Why are there competitions everywhere, modern people are under a lot of pressure."

Seeing that it’s rare for the good guys to get together so much today, I said, "Brothers, let the people in the sky take this opportunity to make a reservation?" But they were all sinking.

In the atmosphere, no one paid any attention to me, and Ni Siyu was there again, so I couldn’t help but leave it alone.

At this moment, the court heard the buzzing again, familiar whistles and teases all around. I turned around and saw that the beautiful Crescent players lined up on the stage. They stood face to face. Voice: "The following show is an impromptu performance. It was recommended and dedicated by the New Moon Girls Bodyguard School." There was an obscene voice in the audience: "Give yourself away", "Take one off", "Pole dance for brother." "...

The black-haired female team leader was unmoved. With an order, the two players began to fight. The female team on the left moved to the right in unison, but the pace was half a beat slower than the other, and then look at the first person on the right. , Grabbing the attacking teammate, a sack on her back and throwing her on the table, then the second group, the third group and the fourth group made exactly the same movements, and then the stands looked like a big windmill, but it was Composed of people, one team of beautiful women was so "snapped" by the other team, and the tabletop was shaken and shaken. This is a real job!

Watching a small piece of sweat flow down my temples, because I once made a rhetoric that I would "hands it myself" when I met them. I saw Lu Junyi looking at me with a smile, and I smiled awkwardly and said : "Performance, performance..."

The next action looks more like a performance. I saw these beauties start fighting in groups, often one of them was subdued between the three moves and the two, but they just picked their eyes and locked their necks instead of taking the joint moves. It was fierce, the movements were clean and tidy, and the strength did not seem to be light, anyway, it looked so painful.

The audience became quiet. These people don't rub the sand in their eyes. The girls are very proficient in their tricks. Although they are lacking in strength, when they really meet themselves, once they have a slight mentality of contempt, they are destined to suffer. So everyone squeezed sweat in their palms.

After several rounds of offensive performances, several female players moved to a table. The table is much higher than the average, almost reaching the chest. The audience, including me and the heroes, can’t understand what she is going to do. Do you want to lie on to smash a boulder on your chest? I locked her chest with a binoculars, and said, "beautiful, Really beautiful. Perfect half-bowl shape, D cup..."

Someone put an ordinary beer bottle on the table, and the female team leader kicked the bottle to pieces. I wondered: "What's this?" Yang Zhilin praised them in unison: "Good time!" Seeing that I was still there Perplexed, Zhang Qing squeezed my neck and said: "Seeing that the bottle is not high, let alone whether you can raise your legs so high, can you just kick the bottle to pieces?"

My chills stood up at once: I used my toes to smash the mouth of the beer bottle of one-man high-altitude-air, does she have the legendary inner strength?

Just thinking about it, you know how difficult it is. An empty bottle is floating there, and I can kick it flying with one kick-even if my legs can't be raised that high, I can still kick the table. But just kicking the mouth of the bottle to pieces is too difficult, too difficult. This is the same as the movie God of Cookery throws a radish into the sky and then swings a few knives. The radish falls and becomes a flower.

Of course, in the movie, you don’t even need special effects, you only need a carrot, a kitchen knife and a flower—but what I see now is definitely real kung fu.

The two female team members kicked while posing the bottle female leader, and finally kicked around the table like a whirlwind.

There were many people in the audience who were as inexplicably astonishing as I was, so the applause gradually became louder. When there were still some people falling into the clouds, a team member piled 5 bricks in front of their leader. The female leader screamed and raised her palms. The 5 bricks suddenly broke, with jagged fractures and staggered canine teeth. The visual impact is even more emphasized, which makes people feel refreshed. 93b303

Lu Junyi smiled and said to me: "If you get her, do you still get it yourself?"

I sat stunned for a long time, Hu Sanniang watched the female team leader's smooth black hair step down calmly with her arms folded, and said with interest: "I really want to compete with these sisters."

The Crescent Beauty Team’s performance was over. This time, the entire field was quiet. Although no one dared to talk and flirt, no one even applauded or cheered. Give up a channel. I watched them enter the VIP seat opposite with my binoculars. The female leader sat in the first row, flicked her hair, took a sip from the water glass, and continued to watch the performance below. Now, you can look at beautiful women, but you can’t let her find out that although she squinted her eyes is particularly charming, but it also shows that she is about to split bricks. Everyone in the world knows that my Xiaoqiang brother is good at making a brick, but she is stunned. 5 Effortless, natural enemy!

As soon as this impromptu show is over~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I noticed that more people go to the toilet. The rest of the show is almost the same, and the whole morning passed like this.

We returned to the hotel at noon to rest. I held a bunch of room keys and sent them to the guys. Now I finally know why there are 35 rooms—that's a whole floor. Most of the rooms on the 3rd and 4th floors were booked by a martial arts gym called Jingwu Free Fight in Jiangsu. The other half of the tenants were actually Tiger Tigers, led by tuna. It seems that their main lineup for the game is today. They didn’t even show up. The people in the Jingwu Gymnasium wore uniform costumes. On their left shoulders, there was a martial arts master who was ready to go. They looked very powerful, and the people at the Tiger Martial Art Hall also had their own costumes and flags. Comparing with those of us who are in groups and sloppy places, we can make judgments.

In response to this situation, I immediately approached Wu Yong and discussed with him whether he could design a school flag. I also told him my idea: there must be a circle to represent the world; water to represent broadness; at least one Weapon represents mighty.

Wu Yong thought for a while, and said, "How about painting Nezhachuo Spear Fighting with the Dragon King of the East China Sea, two circles."

I said depressed: "Why should you go? You might as well draw the M4 Marines in an Audi battle—four circles."