The First Chaos In History

Good home, my name is Xiao Qiang, I have a strong character, and I can't kill a layman. From the point of my writing, you can probably tell that I am an elegant person. In fact, the poems I wrote make Li Bai very speechless.

How could I know Li Bai? This has to start from the beginning...

I'm so unlucky, really.

People traveled through history to rule the roost, and the most conservative can also return to the Ming Dynasty to be a prince, but I can only be reversed...

Uh, don’t you look familiar? How much I want to post all the contents of the first volume, so that there are 400,000 words in this chapter alone——

Well, that's the opening remark of my second volume.

So where is the first volume written? Jing Ke? Oh no, that's Xiang Yu? Oh, that's not right, hey, this is called dragging the number of words, Zhang Xiaohua is really unkind.

After the book was over, I regretted the school flag when I handed it to Secretary Liu. He held the piece of paper and shook his arms for a long time. He seemed to think there was something good in it, so I had to tell him that he was holding mine. The school banner, Secretary Liu took a look at the paper on the table and said, "Well, the writing is not bad-Death Yuecai Wenwu School, there is something messy painted next to it, can't you find a piece of clean paper to write it?"

Well, our modern society pays attention to equality. Xu Xiangyu pronounced Baby Annie as a female nunyube, and Xu Secretary Liu pronounced Yucai as a dead moon talent. In fact, Li Bai, who was drunk, did use the word "Yu". Written in a different place, especially the thing above the word "月", it is simply living in isolation.

but. I feel sorry for his argument of "can't you find a clean piece of paper to write?" This shows that Secretary Liu is a literati, unable to appreciate my hard work, and cannot see the artistic conception represented by the angry little man. I told him that the dirty thing next to the "Dead Moon Citizens and Martial Arts School" is the main body of this banner, and the painted ground on it is a totem representing the confrontation between justice and evil. It’s not a sunflower and two triangles that he thought... Secretary Liu’s eyes were attached to the frame of the mirror like cakes. I could see that he was forbearing and did not tear off the things in his hands. He grabbed the door frame and touched the next door. Xiao Wang called, put the piece of paper in Xiao Wang's hand, and said weakly: "Find an advertising company to do it overnight-hurry up."

As a result, Xiao Wang walked halfway and turned back. He pointed to my school banner and said, "Either sunflower or set square?" Seeing Secretary Liu's expression unsatisfactory, I hurriedly pushed him away: "You want it all."

Secretary Liu poured two quick-acting slices into her mouth, sent them down with tea, stared at me and said, "How are you preparing for the exhibition game tomorrow?"

I said: "You have to know the judges. We have the confidence to be the first."

It may be that I was a bit too euphemistic. Secretary Liu reacted for a while before clutching his chest and said: "Okay, you go quickly..."

It's hard to believe that a person who has been in politics for many years is so fragile. He should be placed as the mayor of Lhasa in March 2008 for a month.

Not many people came to have dinner. The heroes all followed Zhu Gui Du Xing to drink, and we had two tables with the few remaining. Lu Junyi and Wu Yonglin sat down at the table with a few veterans. I took the bun and sat with Qin Shihuang, and Li Shishi was finally willing to show up. The only people Liang Shan who came to know her this time were Dai Zong and Li Kui. Now these two people are not there, but it seems that Li Shishi does not intend to avoid it anymore. She played a key role in the recruitment, although the heroes died and injured after the recruitment. Fortunately, those who were lucky enough to survive without being caught up in the misfortune were also depressed, but of course Li Shishi could not be blamed.

It's like if you take a bus, you see a slender and beautiful figure before the stop, so you can't love it. Ask the driver to stop forcibly, but when you get out of the car, you only find that the so-called beautiful lady has long horns on his head, pus on the soles of his feet, and a second tail. Lead the driver's love, because after all, they helped you and let you fulfill your wish.

Hu Sanniang and Li Yun were also sitting at the table with us. Li Yun gave me a thin interior decoration manual. Let me look at the retro-style sample pictures inside, and the buns grabbed them. She frowned and said, "It's so ugly and deserted." She said while turning, pointing to a picture of Huang Chengcheng and saying, "This is so beautiful." Then she gave the book to Sanniang Hu, "San'er, what do you think?"

Three?

San'er pointed to the pink bedroom and said, "I like this one."

Baozi laughed and said, "Do you like this tune?" I didn't expect Hu Sanniang, who was not afraid of the sky, to blush, hehe, I did not expect that Tyrannosaurus also liked the ambiguous pink.

Baozi said: "If I make the living room yellow and the bedroom pink." Qin Shihuang saw a black marble hallway from underneath the armpit of Baozi. He lighted it with his hand and said: Four (that's still) Heidi is more generous."

Baozi glanced at it and said, "Well, the kitchen is darkened and it's dirt-resistant."

I looked at Li Yun and said, "Then I will trouble you, Brother Li."

Li Yun remembered the bun's words on the paper, crumpled up the previous ingredient list and threw it away, muttering: "The living room should be magnificent, the bedroom should have warm colors, and the kitchen should be practical-is there any more?"

Baozi laughed and said, "What do you remember, we can't afford a house again."

I quietly said to Li Yun: "Leave me a 5-meter-sized place in the living room, and I will make a baby paradise." That is what Baozi likes.

We sat in the restaurant of the hotel talking and laughing, a group of girls flowed in and took the lead-needless to say, you guessed it, it was kicking the empty wine bottle, splitting five bricks with the palm, and the hair could advertise Rejoice. The little beauty with squinting eyes, this little girl was still talking and laughing, but when she saw me, she immediately squinted her eyes. Her eyes were not small, but when they squinted, they became a long thin line. The beautiful eyes were rolling in the eye sockets. A beautiful woman who looks (emphasize these three words in particular) delicate, squints her eyes to look at you. I think men who have a little bit less self-control will run up to talk to each other in a hurry.

I don’t. I’m quite calm, because I know that I’m not harder than five bricks. If I were a "three", she would slash her head horizontally with a palm, and the "three" would definitely change to "one or two." Splitting from the waist down, that is "Two One", splitting vertically, people who understand Zhouyi can see at a glance that it is a Kun Hexa...

And even if she is really a little sheep, Baozi is still sitting next to me—this book has only reached the first chapter of the second volume, before it is finished.

Seeing that I was there, the female leader snorted coldly and led her people away angrily. Am I really as annoying as Xiaoqiang? The restaurant is very big. In fact, they can sit on the other side. Besides, isn’t I just saying something witty? As for this?

Taking into account the burden of travel and the unfamiliarity of people and land, the team staying in the hotel will usually ask for three meals when booking the room, and this fee must be added to the room rate-the hotel does not matter whether you eat or not, how much is this waste? Money?

Hu Sanniang saw the female leader's back at a glance. She stood up and said in a daze: "Hey, sisters, why do you leave as soon as you come?"

At this time, Baozi yawned and said, "I'm going to sleep." She stretched her waist,

I pinched my thigh deliberately, and my heart swayed suddenly, now that the ghost believes that she is sleepy so early-except for Er silly, all the people in the table showed knowing smiles.

After the bun left, I sat without embarrassment for a while, and just thought of pretending to stretch myself or something, Hu Sanniang kicked me lightly, and said with a smile, "Go away, don't let the woman wait." I got up. He smiled and said, "Does Wang Dyhu's brother often ask you to wait?"

Master Li chuckled: "I often hear Xiao Yi say that the third sister is so bold and unwilling to bear eyebrows, and I was fortunate enough to see her demeanor today." Hu Sanniang held the ashtray before throwing it out, and said in a daze, "You are..."

I patted Li Shishi's fragrant shoulders and said: "Formally introduce, this is the girl Li Shishi who your brother Song Jiang will try to get close to."

Hu Sanniang stood up in shock, and the fingers holding the ashtray turned white. It seemed that she was trying her best to resist smashing it. Hu Sanniang slapped the ashtray on the table fiercely, and said with a wry smile: "Zhaoan... If it weren’t for you, Chief Song would not think about other methods. You can’t be blamed for this.” Li Yun sighed: “The Third Sister is a sensible person after all. The two have been arguing about Zhaoan for a long time.

When Lu Junyi over there heard this, he hurried over to give a salute and said, "As for the job, Liang Shan deeply feels the virtue of Miss Li."

Resentment, I still feel great virtue. This kind of slave mentality, it is no wonder that there is a loyal little brother like Yan Qingyan Xiaoyi in Liangshan who can't live, and finally left him. But on the other hand, Lu Junyi was also quite wronged. The big landlord was in front of him. He designed to force others to Liangshan just because "Song Jiang thought he was a good man". What kind of **** reason is he called? If you don’t read Song Huizong, you are also a good guy, so you can earn him Liangshan?

When people talk about Song Jiang, they say he is useless. It’s a surrender. I actually admire him very much. I think he is the real bandit. If you see good things, you have to collect them. Look at 36 gangs. From Lu Junyi and below, Zhang Qing, Dongping and Xu Ningqin Ming, there was a half of him who "recognized that he is a good man" and calculated his way up the mountain.

Thinking of this, I can't help but feel cold. Fortunately, I didn’t show up. Or else I was rushing to me and the group of people. Boss Song didn’t "recognize Xiaoqiang as a good guy" and moved me crookedly. He just wrote "** (place name) on the wall of my house." It’s not a Chinese territory: ~ Divide "I can’t tell you basically...

Hu Sanniang suddenly grabbed Master Li's hand and asked, "What happened to my brother Yanqing in the end, but have you been wandering around the world with you?" Now I can see the feelings. It stands to reason that Lu Junyi should be the one who asked this sentence.

Li Shishi smiled miserably: "At that time, we were in turmoil and we were separated soon..." Li Shishi said. Together with Lu Junyi, they also said a lot about things they knew or not, including the capture of Emperor Huiqin and so on.

Qin Shihuang listened to them for a while and figured out the pattern at the time. He dipped tea and drew three ***s on the table, one representing the Song Dynasty and the other two representing Jin and Liao respectively. He stood in the Song Dynasty. From his standpoint, it seemed that it was in line with his strategy of making close relations with each other in the past, so he couldn't figure out how Song Dynasty could be so embarrassed that both emperors were captured by others. Finally, he clicked on the "map" and sighed, "It's great, let these people lose their skin."

Fatty still has the face to say that someone else has at least 300 people in the Song Dynasty. The biggest complaint is his son Qin Ershi Huhai. Although Fatty wants to pass on the throne to Fusu when he is dying, Fusu even has his own things. It can't be kept, and it's not so smart.

Seeing that they were talking so much and no one paid any attention to me, I sneaked into my room with Baozi and pushed. Sure enough, the door was unlocked, and now we can finally be alone. Our Jackal and Catwoman have been separated for more than a month, thinking it is heinous, what an inhumane thing this is!

I turned around and locked the door. Seeing that the ground glass in the bathroom was steaming and a wonderful woman seemed to be looming, I tiptoed to the door and pulled it hard—it was locked. No wonder, a woman, the door It’s unlocked, and it’s really awkward if you don’t even lock the bathroom in the bath.

When the door lock rang, Baozi immediately spotted me. She yelled delicately inside: "Dog stuff." I was so weak that I grabbed the bathroom handle and shook it abusively, yelling hurriedly, "Hurry up." point!"

Baozi put on a sultry pose inside, and said tiredly: "You can come in if you have the ability."

I smiled evilly outside: "I not only go in but also go in!"

Of course, Baozi could understand this very cryptic suggestion, and couldn't help groaning, hehe, I don't believe that she is not uncomfortable. Sure enough, one of them braved the heat and white body broke out and fell into my arms. , While cursing softly "dog stuff".

I squeezed the corner of her bath towel with my hand, and the maddening curve of the bun was fully displayed in front of my eyes, without a trace, the white areas were like fat, and the dark areas were slightly oily, showing the woman's health and strength* *, I grabbed one of her ** in one bite, Baozi let out a "wheeze", as if to cry, I stuck her on my waist and rubbed it twice, so that she could feel my change, Baozi made a deep voice Said: "Come on, come on, I can't stand it anymore."

I threw her on the bed, the milky white her and the sheets melted into one, only the black clumps were particularly attractive, I quickly shed myself and made a diving preparation, Baozi looked at me and smiled happily Then, just when one of my legs was off the ground and I was about to be close to victory, I was knocked on the door, and I froze in the air. It was a classic horse riding a flying swallow, and it was a bit like Zhou Xingxing's winning kick in "Shaolin Football". I asked angrily: "Who?"

The people outside seemed to feel my anger and said cautiously: "Hello, our hotel provides free after-dinner fruit..."

I categorically said: "No need!" There was no sound outside the door.

Baozi pointed to the "Do Not Disturb" sign hung on the doorknob. I walked quickly over, picked up the bathrobe on the ground and put it around my waist, opened the door and hung the sign outside. I just walked back a few steps. , Immediately ran to the door, opened the door and shouted: "Who is there?"

Duan Jingzhu poked his head out diagonally and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Give me your brand, you don't need it anyway." The reason why I dare not go out is because I look a little bit "branched" now.

Duan Jingzhu glanced at me and said, "Don't you already have one?"

"Stop talking nonsense!" The man at this moment is the most impatient nonsense.

Duan Jingzhu took down his sign and threw it to me. I slammed the door again, hung the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the glass, and then pulled the curtains again.

Baozi said vaguely: "What are you thinking about!"

I jumped onto her and yelled: "I'm here!"

Of course, I can't tell her that I did this because Shi Qian often went to the wrong room.

I walked around the bun with my mouth, hands, and even the roots of my thighs. The bun stood up and pushed me down uncomfortably. She didn't want to push me away, but thought

Next, her sweet and juicy body is ready to accept me. ▋

Baozi, she is so beautiful, that round collarbone is not too big, but it is just a chest that can support my hands. The bottom of her is like a bee, and her waist is round and her buttocks are rounded. I knelt in front of her legs. , Deliberately seduced her with a man's proud posture but didn't act immediately, Baozi put a hand on his mouth and looked at me dimly, hateful and unconcealable love flow, I fiercely Waist, entering the damp and heat, I felt a moment of dizziness, and the whole person was comforted...

Our battle was so fierce that we were originally headed east. After we finished, we turned our heads to the west. We didn’t know when we turned around. The bed sheet was rubbed to the ground by our body as a pulley. There are tear marks, which are caused by excessive excitement. I looked at the soft and immobile bun, touched her bare back, and smiled evilly: "Kung fu has regressed. You used to be very greedy."

Bun kicked me and cursed: "Nonsense, my old lady hasn't practiced for a month, even if she is a piano player?

I said depressed: "Then I don't have to grind my gun every day."

Baozi heiran: "Then why so..." (3689 words of dialogue are deleted here, and the content is very yellow and fleshy).

We turned on the TV, Baozi leaned in my arms and changed channels at random, and suddenly said with emotion: "It would be great if our bedroom is this big."

I casually said: "Much bigger than this." At this time, I was actually thinking about something else, and the competition will begin as soon as the exhibition game is over tomorrow. And now the list has not been finalized. I need to let Secretary Liu know about this. He is not a sheep~. I called Zhu Gui and asked when the heroes would come back. There was a lot of laughter over there, and Zhu Gui said: "That may be too late, we will sleep in the bar. By the way, Xiang Yuxiang is with us, and may not go back." It turned out that Du Xing's apprentices Performing at the bar tonight, Zhang Bing simply took Xiang Yu to join him.

I reluctantly said: "You drink while discussing the matter of the martial arts competition to see who will go."

Zhu Gui shouted: "Who will go to the martial arts competition tomorrow?" I corrected him: "It's the day after tomorrow."

The heroes shouted: "I'll go." I heard it, and the ones who shouted the most were Xiao Rang and An Daoquan, who seemed to be drinking too much.

I hung up. Baozi said, "You said that the government spent so much money to make you so foolish? Oh, right, when did you meet these friends? I seem to know your friends, including the fat, big, and even Xiao Nan. , Your friend has been growing up for more than a month."

I chuckled and said, "It seems that you finally got through the two lines of Ren and Du after the war just now. It's not the former lack of heart."

Baozi's IQ is not high, but it is by no means short-sighted. For example, she never asks me whether I love her body or someone who loves her, and she never forced me to stare into her eyes and say "I love you". When I want to eat steamed buns, I will take her over and bite her on the face, saying "I love you so much", but that's actually a steal. This steamed bun is not the other steamed bun.

As for whether or not to tell her the whole thing, I was rushing to figure out if it was before. We are all squeezed into the small building of the pawnshop, so we must tell her the truth, because Liu Laoliu will lead people to me every day and night. Even if the buns are sloppy, they can’t stand it. At that time, I can only tell her. : Baozi, look, the second fool who had a great time with the silly son of Uncle Zhao is named Jing Ke, a killer, and the pretty girl sitting in my seat on the Internet is named Li Shishi, the most famous mistress in history. Fatty? Don't dare to be called Fatty from now on, it's Qin Shihuang. Yes, he built the Great Wall that your family traveled to climb in 13 years... Oh, he asked people to repair the land. The bigger one is called Xiang Yu-not Xiang Shaolong's son, it was a spot where it was played on TV. There’s no green onion anymore. Send a text message to Liu Ji and ask him to pick up two when he comes back. He is actually Liu Bang-don’t you know him? Han Gaozu, don't tell the fat man that he robbed his son of the world, oh, you have never passed history...

If it is not for 300 to come, I think the above simulation dialogue is very possible. As a result, 30 is here and 54 is here, forcing me to open up wasteland and open a school. It can be said that the school and the two lines will not interfere with each other. Should I tell her the truth?

Finally, I decided to test her reaction first to see if she could accept the fact. I brewed for a long time, lit a cigarette, and said, "Baozi, who is the person who is eating at the table with us today?"

Baozi closed his eyes and whispered: "...Isn't it San'er? And the one with the surname Li, you said he did decoration."

"Then guess again what's your real name?"

"Hmm...what is it called?"

I deliberately said viciously: "Hu Sanniang!"

The bun was unmoved, he hummed and said, "This name is... familiar."

I said: "There is a man named Hu Sanniang among the Liangshan heroes, and San'er is the female bandit!"

Bun turned around and muttered in a dream: "Well, go to sleep." Then he snored slightly...

I sighed, squeezed out the smoke, and went to sleep under the covers.

The next day Baozi and I woke up at the same time. She looked at her watch and said, "I went to work." She got up and buttoned her bra. Seeing I was looking at her, she suddenly asked: "You told me what happened last night. Up?"

I looked tight and said hurriedly, "It's nothing."

I waited for the bun to leave for a while before I remembered something like this: she goes to work at 10 o'clock~www.wuxiaspot.com~that++ is...

I jumped up like a fire on my butt, grabbed my watch, and looked at it at 9:40. Look, the sun was bright and golden, and the rooster sang three songs. I hurriedly stopped, because I just found out that I didn’t wear anything. Just like a certain ancient western hero, he was naked and arrogantly looking down on sentient beings.

The stadium not far away is full of flags and people's heads are surging, and there are occasional sharp whistles. It seems that the exhibition game has already started.

I hurriedly got dressed, chewed a piece of gum, and rushed out, ignoring who was still in the room, and ran straight to the stadium. As soon as I got to the door, I saw the heroes who went to drink yesterday were walking in the other direction. Then, with the fatigue of a hangover, and staggering on the ground, Xiang Yu and Zhang Shun walked in the forefront. The two of them were very energetic. We had just stepped into the stadium, facing the big side above the VIP table. The flag attracted our attention, and it was our seat.

On that flag, a single-line villain who has been enlarged countless times is glaringly confronting a monster with two triangles poked in his face...

Xiang Yu was stunned when he saw the flag, then patted my shoulder and said, "...Deadyue Cai Wenwu School, um, not bad—"