The First Chaos In History

When I got to the hotel, I opened the door of the meeting room and started the Liangshan Rectification Team Competition List discussion meeting. Participants: All the heroes of Liangshan, a bottle of Wahaha mineral water was installed in front of everyone present, and Lu Junyi and Wu Yong were a cup of hot water. Cha, Wu Yong put his eyes on the bridge of his nose and looked at the manuscript in his hand intently.

The first item on the agenda of the conference was given by Lu Junyi's brother. Lu Junyi cleared his throat and said: "We Liangshan has a long history, as early as the Han Dynasty..."

I sweated, leaned over and said in a low voice: "Brother, let's talk briefly."

Lu Junyi nodded and said: "Then let's talk about it from the previous years-it was the three years of Xuanhe, and in current terms it is one, one and two years..."

I almost fell off the stage. Is this a few years ago? Fortunately, it was not Qin Shihuang who gave the report. I lost a smile and said, "Brother, should we make it shorter?"

Lu Junyi gave me a blank look, patted the table lightly and said: "Then, no matter who plays, wins or loses, we must play our Liangshan momentum!" I stretched out my thumb to express praise.

I took out Xiao Rang’s fictitious list and flicked it in my hand, and said, “Next, let’s fix the list for tomorrow’s team competition.” Then I looked at Lin Chong, who knew that he could not shirk the responsibility on his shoulders. Stand up and turn to everyone and say, "You guys have no objection, and I'm sorry-Lin will lead the team tomorrow."

Lin Chong is a martial artist, and is modest and dilute. He thought that after the fire and Wang Lun, he just gave Liang Shantou the top spot to Chao Gai. He belongs to the kind of old man who is far away from politics, has an outburst of character and is victorious. . There is no disrespectful person up and down the mountain. When he said so, everyone responded cheerfully: Very good.

Just as Lin Chong was about to sit down, I hurriedly said, "Brother Chong. Brothers still lack understanding of your brothers. Let's do this together with brother Chong."

Lin Chong did not refuse, and pointed to the seats: "Brothers Zhang Qing and Yang Zhi, it's hard work." Since these two people are close to the sky, they have no effort to say, everyone naturally has no objection. I thought that instead of the team competition, it’s better to let Tian Gang take over. Lin Chong and I wanted to go together, and then pointed to Zhang Shun, Zhang Shun preemptively said: "I have discussed with the Ruan brothers. Match." Lin Chong nodded, then looked into the crowd.

At this time, Li Kui suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Lin Chong's hand and said, "Brother, count on I Tie Niu, it's really a shame to lose in the day!"

Hu Sanniang stood up suddenly. Angrily said: "Big Brother Lin has a bias in doing things. Our 108 brothers have always been on the scale. Why do you always go to Tiangang first when there is a good thing?"

Lin Chong said displeased: "Why do the third sisters talk like that? Are these people inferior to you in terms of skill or qualifications in my selection? Are they just based on rankings?"

Hu Sanniang said: "It was I who said the wrong thing. Don't be surprised, Brother Lin, then I should have my share for the remaining two places, right?" She chuckled when she saw everyone not talking. Knowing that everyone took her as a joke, she patted the table and shouted, "Who is not convinced?"

Many of the people present were caught by her right away. Seeing that the female Tyrannosaurus had real hair, she closed her mouth cleverly, and even if she had the ability, she was unwilling to be true to a female classmate, so she paid for it for a while. She really stopped, and she said triumphantly: "Then I'll be on it tomorrow!" Li Kui reacted at this moment, jumping and yelling, "Why are you going on, I am the first one to refuse!" Hu Sanniang He had a disagreement with Li Kui. At this moment, he said: "Come here, carry the knife and prepare the horse." It seems that he is used to shouting at ordinary times. Li Kui also touched his waist casually and cried, "I'm afraid you won't succeed?"

Wu Yong said hurriedly, "Don't hurt your peace, don't you have two places?"

The two of them froze at the same time, and both of them withdrew in a hesitant posture. Then they looked at Lin Chong together. Before he could say anything, I picked up the loudspeaker urn and said, "Hey, two comrades, please be quiet, tomorrow's game. None of you can participate."

This time the two people are in the same hatred, and asked together: "Why?"

"Tie Niu, you have already lost the game this morning, and our team matches and individual reports are different, so you can no longer appear on the court."

After Li Kui was stunned, Hu Sanniang took a gleeful look at him, and then said: "I have never lost-it's shameful." She immediately said to Tang Long, "I didn't mean you." Li Kui couldn't help but be angry. .

"Look at the photo!" I pointed to the position of the athlete's photo on the registration form and said to Hu Sanniang.

"What's wrong?" She still didn't understand.

"Even though this face is photographed like a five-tube, you can't tell who is who is coming," I said, "but you see that the hairstyle is definitely a small flat head, you have to be willing to shave it so you go!"

Hu Sanniang was suddenly demented, and after a long time, she whispered and asked, "Can't you wear a headgear?"

I said: "If you wear a headgear with such long hair, your face is longer than your burgundy horse. If you make it an olive shape, it's better. If you want a big head and a small head, you will become a sacred flame-and there will be no You have a suitable helmet. Ordinary helmets are all face-protective and wear your head like a peaked cap."

Hu Sanniang shuddered and said, "Then I won't be there tomorrow."

The rest are staring at Lin Chong again. Now only Dai Zong has no mission in Tiangang Star, but Dai Zong is not good at fist, so he is excluded. Lu Junyi said that it is about the honor of Liangshan and cannot be equated with trifling, so who else is there? Being spotted by Lin Chong means that at least in Lin Chong's eyes, he is the most capable of the 72 evil spirits.

Everyone looked at Lin Chong with scorching eyes, and Lin Chong also looked at him one by one. Everyone was refreshed by his gaze, but among the remaining heroes, it is necessary to say who has the skill to make others unable to. In other words, it's really hard to find, like Zhu Gui Du Xing with good popularity, but really not good, Lin Chong watched for a long time and suddenly said, "Brother Shiqian—"

Shiqian was concentrating on cutting an apple pear with a knife. In this situation, he didn't even think about it with his toes. So Lin Zhongyi called him, Shiqian was shocked, and the tip of the knife stuck on the back of his hand, and he sucked. The wound said blankly: "Huh?"

"How about you tomorrow?"

When Shiqian was in a daze, the apple pear fell in his hand, and Tang Long next to him quickly caught it. It snapped.

The heroes screamed. Because of the technical content, the robbers and the thief have always despised each other since ancient times, so although the ranking is not the last (it is almost the same). But the status has been hovering at the bottom of the Liangshandi valley. When the heroes couldn't figure it out, they all looked away, thinking that Lin Chong would call someone to whom it meant that in his mind, whoever was as bad as a thief, this kind of shame. Don't do anything.

Lin Chong saw that people bowed their heads, avoiding him like a **** of plague. With a slight smile, he suddenly turned around and said: "Xiaoqiang—"

I was holding a big horn and grinning to see how he ended. He called me fiercely, and I was shocked like Shiqian, and said loudly, "Huh?" I just listened to a long burst of flood in the conference room.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" echoes floated back and forth.

Lin Chong covered his ears, frowned and said, "Are you okay tomorrow? Follow us on the court."

The good guys laughed: "Yes, Xiaoqiang is the most suitable." "It's what everyone expects!"

I put down my horn and said, "Brother, you have to be kind!"

Lin Chong leaned close to me with a smile. He whispered: "Don't understand, you don't need to play."

I was right at first sight, Lin Chong, Yang Zhi, Zhang Qing, if the opponent has the strength to fight these three. So in fact, it doesn't make much sense for others to play, it's all decorations anyway. And now Shi Qian and I can "conquer the masses". It seems that this can only be done.

I took out the name list and said, "Then let's check the names of the people. Brother Chong, you come to Lin Sheng, brother Zhang Qing, you come to Li Xin, brother Yang Zhi, you are Wang Quan."

Xiao Ran wondered for a while and said, "Is there such a name?"

I looked at the word and said, "That's Wang Gong."

—

Xiao Rang said contemptuously: "Read that word (bronze)!" I was ashamed.

As soon as the door of the meeting room opened, Baozi poked his head in, watching the black press sit down on a group of people, and said, "It's all here-when can you finish Qiangzi?"

I said to the horn, "What's the matter, come in!" The bun with a bare face looked terrifying, and it would be better for her to come in.

Baozi said: "You do your business first. I saw a few bridal shops nearby, and I want you to stroll around with me."

Zhang Shunqi said, "What is the wedding dress?"

Hu Sanniang glared at him and said, "It's the wedding dress."

Baozi: "San'er is here too, let's go together later."

Hu Sanniang said sadly: "I'm not going anymore."

Seeing that Baozi was present, the meeting could not be completed, so I walked out and said, "That's it. Let's meet in the hall on time at 7:30 tomorrow."

Zhang Shun happily said: "Xiaoqiang is going to marry a wife? This should be celebrated, let's drink..." He knew he was guilty as soon as he said a word, and hurriedly stopped.

I saw that everyone was really happy for me, and said with a smile: "Drink, drink, half a limit per person."

The bridal shops that Baozi said are not mainly engaged in the business of wedding dresses. They just put them in the window and look at them. Not only are they expensive, but they are covered with dust, so we don’t even have the heart to try. , We wandered through several stores quickly, and I took her hand, taking advantage of the night as a digestion, and walked slowly. Across the road, an acquaintance encountered something very embarrassing, and I couldn't help but become overjoyed when I saw it. Bao Zi wondered: "What are you laughing at?" He also glanced at the other side.

On the other side of the road, a beautiful girl was blocked by three drunks. The girl ran left and right and was stopped by the hippie smiling drunk. She seemed to want to take advantage of it. The girl was dark and smooth. Her hair, a pair of charming single eyes, but she hasn't squinted yet-the female team leader of Xinyuedi.

Don't you say that these three people do not die?

But Baozi was anxious when she saw it. She took out two bricks from under a telephone booth with great experience, handed me one, and said anxiously: "Go!"

I grabbed her and lay on the railing on the side of the road, and said casually: "I invite you to watch a movie."

Baozi said inexplicably: "What movie?"

""pain"!"

However, after watching the female leader for a while, she was too procrastinating and didn't talk about beating people, she just wanted to leave with a good temper. Three drunks surrounded her, making small movements without making a big breakthrough. The bun pinched me and said, "Why are you like this, why don't you go to help?"

I thought it would be alright. When I heard what they were talking about, I took the buns and crossed the road, and moved forward a little bit. Who knows that the female team leader saw me at a glance and waved excitedly and shouted, "Brother, they bullied me."

I was stupid at once. It's called a dear. I wonder if I really have such a sister. When I searched for a trace of the triumph and cunning in her eyes, I finally understood: This little girl wants to yin at me. Want to pull me into the water.

I should have inferred from her tricks in the exhibition game that this little lady is just an out-and-out little fox. When she shouted, the three drunks took it seriously and pointed a wine bottle to my nose to warn. Said: "Don't worry about your nostalgia!" I said innocently: "I don't care, just take a look."

While the female team leader ran out of the encirclement very unjustly, she smiled and said to me as she walked, "Brother. Beat them hard." Seeing her clear eyes and the silver bell-like voice, they were pure and pure. Taishan is like his sister, as if she had just entered the hustle and bustle of this world after decades of wearing hemp and grass in a large forest. Who would have thought that her face was like a peach and plum, and her heart was like a snake or scorpion. It is estimated that no matter who beats anyone in this situation now , She can laugh to cramps. Those three silly Bs stared in a daze, and then surrounded me unconsciously. How wrong I am! At this moment, the bun flashed out from behind me, holding a brick, gritted his teeth and said: "Who would dare to slap my old lady to death."

A guy drunk his eyes and squinted: "Hey, another chick, that's pretty good. I like it." Another interface said: "It's just a bit ugly." Finally, the man with red hair on his head said with a nasty smile. : "It's okay, turning off the lights is the same..."

Don't wait for him to finish. I have already smashed a brick on his head. My Xiaoqiang brother is a bit skinless, but people always have principles. My principles are very simple. Bullying my women: No.

When encountering such scum, Baozi's face was also pale with anger. When I patted the red-haired head with a brick, she also kicked the scumbag's lifeblood. Baozi likes to wear boots, but the toe of the shoe is a look. The sharp angle that hurts when he goes up, the red hair's head is next to the brick crotch and the middle foot, the body instantly arches into a shrimp ball, and the eye sockets flicker, making a fascinating "Oh-" sound.

"Is it cool?" I grabbed his hair and knocked his head on the iron railing to make an overweight bass. The red fur fell on the ground, and the bun cheered and rushed up like a little girl who saw candy with his shoes. Pointing to Hongmao's belly, he cursed as he clicked: "Osama bin Laden, he has a pig's head and wants to be a Muslim!"

The red-haired comrade was stunned for a few seconds before rushing up with the bottle. Bun kicked so hard that I could only stand in front of her, and immediately hit a bottle on my arm.

"Don't fight." A voice said coldly. The female leader came back sometime. She calmly said to the two drunks, "Wait a minute." Then she took the bricks in the hands of me and the buns and set them up. On the railing, a floor of brick powder was split like a mung bean cake, and one of the drunks couldn't help saying: "It's not a fake land, right?"

The female team leader moved her legs, and the wine bottles in the drunk's hands were cut in two. The female team leader stomped her feet to clean the glass **** on the shoes, squinted and asked them both: "Are you still fighting?"

It is said that alcohol numbness is easy for people to do stupid things, but they didn't show it at all. They shook their heads like willow branches in a typhoon.

Then the four of us leaned against the railing

Watching the buns kick the red hair for a while, the three drunks shed tears with us

Baozi was already in a good mood at this time, took out a tissue to wipe the sweat from his forehead, bought a bottle of ice water on the side of the road, and sighed after a few sips: "Oh, tired." She drank all the water. Looking at it a bit embarrassed, the two of us said, "You know each other?"

The female team leader and I didn’t know what to say. We nodded and shook our heads. Buns were suspicious: "What's the matter with you two?"

The female team leader pulled the bun aside, whispered something to her, and looked back at me while she said. The bun listened and said, "Haha, sister, don't take it to your heart, he is just that good."

I lit a cigarette and squatted on the curb and smoked, feeling rejected by these two women, very depressed. After a while, the female team leader came over by herself. It seemed that she originally wanted to kick me with her foot. After thinking about it, she patted my shoulder and stretched out her hand at me. The incident was completely wiped out, and we are not strangers anymore."

I took her hand over and over for a long time, and sighed: "Why is there no dead skin at all?"

Yuan pulled her hand back, glared at me, and greeted Baozi affectionately: "Sister Baozi—"

Baozi walked over and took her arm, and the two of them called out affectionately, and Baozi said, "Sister, your hands and feet are hard enough."

Yuan was a little embarrassed and said: "I have practiced since childhood."

At this time, I finally had the opportunity to ask: "Why didn't you send those three gangsters earlier? Are you just smashing bricks?"

Yuan smiled and said: "Our martial arts practitioners want to be less provocative, and try not to do anything. Besides, we study the bodyguard profession. We must learn to hide and not expose ourselves to others, otherwise it will become a decoration. Just now..." Tell me. "Just now I didn't know that Sister Baozi was still behind you, or I wouldn't have made jokes like that with you, so I owe you a favor."

"A joke?" I cried, rubbing my arms, "Did you know it would kill someone?"

Speaking of this, the lady looked up and down at me and said, "Do you know how to fight, why are you fighting like a gangster?"

Baozi smiled and said, "You are not the first person to say this to him."

My interface: "It won't be the last one."

Yuan pulled the buns and said, "Sister, your conditions are so good, follow me to learn kung fu."

I pulled the bun into my arms. Staring at her, she said to Yuan: "Do you still think the world is not messy enough?"

…

At 7:30 the next day, the heroes and I set off for the stadium on time. The 300 was received by the organizing committee early and was in place. Lin Chong honked the horn and went to the designated place to draw lots. I used this time to find the organizing committee. Chairman, tell him that because of special circumstances, our team would like to change another person. We replaced one named Zhou Tingmeng (Zhou Tong+Jiao Ting+Tong Meng) with Xiao Qiang, that is, me—I don’t want to bear this name afterwards. Half a lifetime. Haven't waited for me to say the reason. The chairman said kindly: "Well, I would also like to see the iron seal of seeing you."...

Then I returned to the VIP table with the note specially approved by the organizing committee. Lin Chong has already returned. Today's matchup table is all group-to-group. Lin Chong happily handed me the list and said, "It's not that my friends don't get together." I laughed when I saw it. My opponent was Jingwu Free Fight Club.

The next step is to list the playing list. Once the roster is scheduled, the players must play in order. This is to prevent the two teams from fighting each other in the order of the players. In the end, the match is not like a match or chess.

Holding the list, I vaguely remembered playing the King of Fighters in my childhood...

At that time, if the level of singles with people is similar, the order of appearance is really important. I usually choose a more eye-catching one, such as Mai Shiranui, Athena Asamiya, go up to test the enemy’s firepower, and then the grass pheasants can get one or two in a row and hide. ss Luca pressed the line, +|. No one was afraid of that piece.

In today’s situation, I will undoubtedly leave it as a hidden mission until the end, but whoever clears the level and sees me this time will be a big surprise...

Yang Zhi first volunteered to take the lead. Zhang Qing followed closely. Yilinchong said that he would not give his opponent any chance to make his third appearance. Shiqian screamed and said: "Bad price brother, let me go up and show up too."

I whispered in Lin Chong's ear, "Let him go, we just need to lose a game..."

Our match is scheduled at 840. We just finished a match in the 5th arena. Cangzhou Hongri Martial Arts School is playing against Shanxi Datong Yucai Civil and Martial Arts School. If it weren’t for the kind and honest people of Cangzhou and Shanxi people, they would have been looking for teeth all over the floor. The old westerners of the United States heard that we are also educating talents, and they encouraged us: "Come on, brother, try to be delayed to the fifth..." It seems that the name Yucai is relatively unsuccessful, and the referee said: "Why is another educator? In the first round alone, four talents are cultivated."

I asked: "How is the battle?"

The referee took away our list and said: "We have eliminated 3, and you will be 4th."

I:"…"

The referee put the list aside, UU reading www. uukanshu.com said loudly: "Both sides of the match: Jingwu Free Fight will match the Yucai Civil and Martial Arts School. The list of players is checked correctly. The leaders of both sides will see the courtesy, and the match will begin immediately."

The big guild leader on the opposite side wore a black armor, and walked over with a sneer with his fists. Although Lin Chong is the backbone of our side, the official leader of Yucai is still me. I can only step forward and hug him in a fake model. After holding a fist, Yang Zhi and the local people from Jingwuhui have stood in the ring. The referee has seen the field and left, and waved his hand down to signal the start of the game.

The big guy didn't return to the team immediately after seeing the ceremony. He carried me on his shoulder, turned his back to the referee and whispered, "Xiao, you are dead!"

I said: "Not necessarily?"

The guy grinned: "Do you believe it or not that you people can't even see the fourth person of us?" Only when I was out of the line, I was sure to be struck out.

Before I could speak, I just heard the referee yelling out from behind: "Jingwu Free Fight will be the first game of Yucai Wenwu School, and Wang Quansheng of Yucai Wenwu School!"

I glanced at the big guy with his mouth wide open, then turned around and said to the referee contemptuously: "Read that word!"