The First Chaos In History
Vol 2 Chapter 33: Rangers of the Qin Dynasty
I am very indignant at the suggestion of Duan Jingzhu and Shiqian. It’s not that I don’t like it. There is no confidence in stealing horses in this big environment. In their days, stealing a horse was no different from stealing a bicycle. Even if Duan Jingzhu stole the "Zhaoye Jade Lion", the nature of it was quite the same. Yu stole a Lamborghini, but in other words, if I get 60 Xia~ in the Southern Song Dynasty, even if someone can drive, I want to solve the case immediately.
So I said to Duan Jingzhu: "Your task is not to steal, but to pick a few good horses."
I took him to discuss with the people on the crew. I just wanted to ask them who is the head, and immediately stopped a guy who was a douchebag. I grabbed him and shook hands with him: "Are you the director?"
He gave me a full look and said slowly, "I'm the assistant director, what's the matter?"
"Nothing else, I just want to borrow a few horses." I said about my plan to have an exhibition match. I thought he would promise it all, but who wanted to say in an official way: "This is not easy, ours Horses need to recharge their batteries to cope with the shooting for a while, besides, these babies are worth hundreds of thousands.
It's really a problem not to watch the martial arts conference. There are probably only a dozen people who don't know my Xiaoqiang in this event.
I lighted a cigarette to Manpo, and said with a smile: "Our people are all experts, and there is no problem." Manpo smoked my cigarette and glanced at me again without speaking.
I can only find words without words: "What are you going to shoot?"
"The documentary, "The Ranger of the Qin Dynasty", it will be on the central stage in the future."
I said, "Yo. Then I'll find someone to help you. You can ask him about the props, queues, and anything."
Full of sneers: "We have consultants."
I laughed: "Have your consultants seen the Rangers, back to the Qin Dynasty?"
"Isn't this nonsense?"
I said: "I have met the person I found for you." Seeing him looking at me with strange eyes, I hurriedly said. "Well, I'll find him for you first. By the way, how come I see the horse but no one?"
Full pockets: "Come behind the props and actors."
"Then don't call you an actor, I have a ready-made place, and I will ask them to shoot for you as soon as possible. I don't need your money."
He said disdainfully, "Do you think it's okay to find two people to sit on it? Then you have to be able to ride!"
Duan Jingzhu has always been patrolling the horses, and he laughed when he heard the words in his pockets: "Shit!" He turned on a dark horse, and said in shock, "You get down, the saddle hasn't been on yet. I fell to death!"
Duan Jing patted the horse's buttocks. Before he turned the horse's head, he ran two laps beautifully in the small field. He jumped down, patted the horse's neck and said, "Is this horse diarrhea recently?"
Full of wonder: "How do you know?"
Duan Jingzhu combed the hair on the horse's neck with his hands. Said: "It's a good horse for you to feed it badly, and let it dry for a while when you feed it later, and the horse hasn't been tuned up and won't be able to fight. But it works."
Throwing away his cigarette butts in his pocket, he said convincingly: "Okay, you." Now he began to believe what he said to me. Ask me, "Do those people you say can ride?"
I said, "Don't worry, let them ride a horse to help you test your driver's license." I heard Xu Delong say that they are cavalry on horseback and infantry when they dismount.
Mandou started to offer me cigarettes this time, and said with a smile, "The consultant you mentioned..."
I originally wanted to call Qin Shihuang, but when I wanted to find a fat man, I might as well ask Xiang Yu. Although Ying was fierce, he was spoiled and coddled. He was not as good as Xiang Yu and Qin Jun fought countless times. I smoked a full bag of cigarettes and said bluntly : "I will let him over in a while, can the borrowed horse be done?"
"You pick whatever you want—"
Duan Jingzhu chose the 6 best horses, saddled them, and led them to the center of the playground. The heroes were already in place. The audience saw that someone removed the ring and then pulled the horse back on. Stop making trouble, and whispered one after another.
When Lin Chong and the others saw the horse, they kissed Zhang Shun as if they saw the water. He walked to a horse, stood on its side, first touched the horse’s nose with his hand, and then let the horse look at him carefully. I think he is probably exchanging feelings with horses. On the battlefield, if a leader does not have a horse, he will not only become the target of the opponent, but also unable to command the battle. Therefore, it is necessary to cultivate feelings with the horse before the war. This is like a long-distance driver who gets on a new car and has to try the level of the clutch first.
Then Lin Chong stepped onto the horse back with a stride, rode it for a big circle, and said, "It's OK, but the horsepower is not enough." Duan Jing said, "Yes, so I will bring 6 horses at a time, so I will ride it in rotation. ."
At this time, Dong Ping also selected the horse, walked for a lap and returned to the court, immediately holding his fists.
Brother Lin Chong, then I am offended. "
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Lin Chong gave a salute and smiled and said, "Brother Xian is merciful." After saying that he urged the horse to sprint, he took a long spear after passing by the weapon rack, and Dong Ping picked up two short spears. The two prepared their weapons again. Rush the horse around for a circle, and then stand face to face.
There were clever people in the audience who guessed our intentions from the beginning, and now seeing the two generals really want to fight right away, there is wonder in the novelty, and they all waited to watch the show.
Kunping urged the horse and rushed up with his two spears, like an eagle with spreading wings, Lin Chong turned the horse's head slightly to adjust the angle, and the two handed over between the wrong horses, and Dong Ping pierced the other's heart with a shot. One shot was raised high and left behind. Lin Chong used the tip of the gun to shoot Dong Pingdi's first shot. The barrel trembled like a twisted silver dragon. Dong Pingdi's second shot was just kicked off. At the summit, all the heroes cheered and said, "Brother Lin Chong really didn't let go of his work."
The two exchanged a trick in an instant, and each returned to the horse. Most of the audience on the court were laymen. They couldn't see the beauty of it. They just saw the two equestrian skills, and only gave a few sparse applause.
Lin Chong and Dong Ping winked at each other when they saw this. This time the two horses and one wrong stirrup, Lin Chong first shook out a ball of spears, and Dong Ping also inexplicably danced the spears to resemble wheels, and the audience cried out. Then, the two of them were killed in the same place after they finished their games. Lin Chong pierced the spear like a cone. Dong Ping consciously couldn't resist the enemy and hid under the horse's belly. Suddenly, he stabbed from bottom to top in the diagonal stab. With a shot, people only saw Dong Ping disappear out of thin air, and then a super large whip-like thing came out from under the horse's belly. It was really dangerous and ruthless, and they couldn't help but exclaimed "Oh-". Lin Chong had long been there. As expected, he grasped the stabbed gun head with one hand, and stirred the gun in his hand under the horse's stomach. The gun was as sharp as a woodpecker's tongue, and it stirred Dong Ping up at once.
Seeing Dong Ping's strength, Zhang Qing grabbed a horse, danced his spear and shouted, "Brother Dong Ping, I'll help you!"
The three men and four spears hovered and fought together. Xiang Yu looked distraught. He drew a gun from the weapon rack, squeezed it and threw it aside, chose a few more shots, and said in disappointment: "What about this gun? It's like chopsticks?" In the end, I had to have a large one with a heavier weight, and a horse was mounted on one leg. The result was that people were happy: the horse of this crew was ridden by Xiang Yu, just like ordinary people riding a big dog. His legs were almost on the ground. When he urged the horse, the waist collapsed and he almost threw Xiang Yu down. If Xiang Yu hadn't jumped to the ground with a gun, the horse would have to vomit blood.
At this time, the three people were fighting more and more fiercely. The four spear dances were dazzling, and the audience gradually entered the state. They usually cut people when they watched TV. Looking at it now, it's not the case at all, because the body is volleyed immediately, and the height increases, so it is more difficult to make a move accurately, but it also has more room to play, and the trick is more ingenious, vicious, and vicious.
Wu Yong looked at the sweaty audience around him, and said, "I want to add some fire now." Before the words fell, Hu Sanniang finally rode out on horseback. In fact, she had long been on the basis of her temperament. I thought about it, but the double knives she used were not good enough for a while~www.wuxiaspot.com~ She came out holding the double knives, and the audience was in an uproar: "Look, two knives!"
And the point of view is not only that: Hu Sanniang today wore a shawl wig and a light pink T-shirt, riding a horse and using double swords.
In fact, why not Lin Chong and the others, Zhang Qing is still wearing golden apples, and Dong Ping is wearing leather shoes stepping on the stirrups and doing hands with people. This spectacular scene is probably truly an unprecedented scene. The audience had long forgotten why they came here, and then screamed for a while and silly, the scene is very similar to the qigong master's practice site.
After the audience’s eyes were shifted, someone informed me that the chairman had invited me. I entered the office and saw that there was already a family seated here. The chairman casually introduced me: "These people have the National Economic Planning Agency and the Land Management Bureau. There are also comrades from the Ministry of Education. I won’t introduce the others. You will naturally deal with each other in the future..." The chairman was talking and staring outside. It seemed that he really didn’t want to miss this wonderful horse war. He was talking, but he didn't know where he had slipped. After he finished talking, he couldn't help but yelled softly, "Good marksmanship!" The people in the room looked at each other, and they all gave out helplessness. A knowing smile.
The chairman watched for a while, only to find that everyone was waiting for his text. He coughed awkwardly, and said to me concisely: "I'm here to discuss with you about the expansion of talents."
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