The First Chaos In History

After Zhao Bailian walked to the crowd, he first glanced at the surrounding Jing and patted the shoulder of the outermost ruffian. The guy turned his head and said in amazement, "You..."

"Slap!" Before he could say anything, Zhao Bai's face slapped his face with a fly swatter, like a five-piece chess pad.

"Fuck!" The ruffian was furious, and slapped him. I took a breath of air. If Zhao Bailian's small stature was hit by the slap, he would have to be crippled.

But if you observe carefully, you will find that Zhao Bailian had already started to leaned over the moment the ruffian opened his palm, and when he waved his hand over, Zhao Bailian had already squatted to the ground, which was worthy of him. Passed over the head and made a blank.

"Smack" Zhao Bai's face took another beat on the backhand. A chess pad was printed on the other side of the ruffian's face. After two beats, the ruffian was actually a little buoyant with his feet. He shook a few times in a daze. I looked at the opportunity to follow. I'm going to take it one step further...

Zhao Bai looked down at him and looked up at me again. He looked a little confused. Finally, he said to me very seriously: "Don't interfere."

I:"……"

After saying this, he squeezed the fly swatter and patted a **** in the crowd. The **** just turned his head—"pop", another chess face appeared, and then Zhao Bai's face slowly moved to the side. One step, avoiding the person's kick, "pop", after the second stroke, an active vegetable was born.

It’s strange that people who were furious and mad after eating Zhao Bailian for the second time became slow and dull-eyed, staggering in the yard like drunk, no more Attack power.

When Zhao Bailian successfully created the third vegetative. The ruffians clashed. Immediately separated four or five people to deal with this fool, they kicked out a row of flying feet together, Zhao Bai turned back and ran away a few steps. Slowly turned back again: "Papa Papa", gave each of these people a look, and then turned his head to the side for no apparent reason. Afterwards, a ruffian's fist was knocked out, "Papa", immediately Become a vegetable.

At this time. An extremely weird scene was suddenly staged. I saw Zhao Bai’s face fell down to cat waist, and then jumped more than a foot high. When I was inexplicably, a ruffian swept between the legs without letting go from Zhao Bai’s body. Scan down...

Do you know why it's weird?

Under normal circumstances, A makes one sweep his leg, and B jumps and flashes along, which is not surprising. But the situation now is: A is fortunate to stand upright. B suddenly jumped up, and then, as if to cooperate with B, A made a sweep of his legs, as if two clumsy martial arts actors were filming.

But Zhao Bailian and the ruffian obviously didn't know each other, so there was only one explanation: the ruffian just thought of using this trick and it was useless. It was noticed by our fool Zhao...

Horror!

I stood stupidly and watched for a while and discovered another thing: The reason why Zhao Baiface was so slow was because his body was exceptionally weak, and any of these **** was much stronger than him. Remember when I saw him for the first time and almost treated him as a ghost? If he didn't know in advance what tricks the other party was going to use, he would not even be able to dodge a punch.

But no matter how fast the bullet is, it won't turn a corner. If I knew what you thought before you shot, you wouldn't even want to hit me in this life.

By the same token, even though Zhao Bai’s face moves slowly like a cerebral thrombosis patient, he did not punch or kick, but even so, his physical strength has dropped significantly. Just two beats can stun a person, and now he has It took four, five or more times, and later his tempo was no longer a threat to people. Those who had been beaten by him started to faint and bumped into the yard with one foot and one foot.

But that was enough. After he had reimbursed six or seven people, Jing Ke was so powerful that he could hit one on the ground with one punch. Even so, there were still more people looking for Jing Ke than Zhao Bailian. It's very simple, a general who is wearing a tough, stubborn and stubborn general, he dared to face thousands of troops alone, but it is difficult for him to have the courage to face a shrew with a dung basin-Zhao Bai's weapon is really disgusting.

At this moment, a few gangsters finally remembered picking up the stick from the side. It seemed that they were a little unprepared for the melee, but they reminded Jing Ke. Er silly saw that someone copied the stick and rushed up, and looked around. Touching the spoon on the wok table, when the two sticks smashed down, Ersha waved the spoon smoothly, and the two sticks were chopped off...

The few ruffians in the rest of the area were so frightened that they all stayed there, Xiao Liu shouted: "San'er, go call for someone!"

I was taken aback. I couldn't think of a few second gangsters who still have reserves. If they come back to the dozen or 20th, they won't be able to deal with it anyway. I watched that half of the ruffian named San'er had already ran out, and suddenly he screamed and fell back while holding his head. From the door, Liu Bang strolled back slowly with a table leg in his hand. It turned out that this The kid didn't leave at all, he kept watching at the door.

San'er stumbled and just got up, and a team of Titans suddenly jumped out from behind Liu Bang, holding a weird and slender object in both hands, swiping San'er's head frequently, and cursing: "Let you corrupt my old lady's money, let You call someone..." It was Guo Tianfeng, Liu Bang’s civil concubine, the black widow. In an instant, there were rows of small packets on the head of San'er. After the black widow’s hatred was resolved, she kicked the weapon on her foot. It turned out to be one. Only high heels.

At this time, there were no other gangsters who could play and were completely desperate. They jumped away together and shouted: "We won't fight anymore." What made me laugh or cry was that Xiao Liu was also inside. I took a look first. Silly, his clothes have been broken on his body, but the person is okay, the worst is the one who was pushed into the pot by him. All the exposed parts were boiled white and red and looked delicious. Looks like, now I'm pulling my trousers in the corner and wiping my tears.

I came to Xiao Liu and asked him: "Stop fighting?"

He nodded vigorously.

I kicked his belly: "Why did you go early?" I slapped the ruffians again, scaring them to squat down in a hurry.

Jing Ke was a little angry

In front of the white face, he grabbed his shoulder and said, "I've been waiting for you for so long, how about you?"

Zhao Bai held the fly swatter in his face and made a sword and scabbard action. At a loss: "I don't know you are waiting for me..."

I don't know what these two fools are talking about. I said: "Let's go."

Liu Bang shook his head at me, then walked to Xiao Liu with a smile, and said, "You embarrass me. Who instigated me?"

His words immediately reminded me. According to Liu Bang, he and Xiaoliu have always played well, but why they suddenly changed their faces today. On the surface, they had lost anxiously and wanted to come back, but for the mere 2,000 yuan, they were worth it. ?

Xiaoliu can stand up. Grinding his stomach and grudgingly said: "Brother Liu, I just want to make a joke with you..."

Liu Bang smashed Xiao Liu to the ground with a table leg, and the blood on his head quickly dyed Xiao Liu's white hair red and ran to the ground, jumping like a snake. Liu Bang leaned on the stick, still smiling and said: "Now that I've made a joke, let's talk about it, who is it?"

I got a chill. Unexpectedly, Liu Bang turned his face and became more vigorous. What Xiaoliu said was not bad to him, and he gave him watermelon without beating or scolding.

Xiao Liu groaned on the ground, "Brother Liu, please forgive me. I'll give you all your land money." A gangster on the side tremblingly took out all the money from Liu Bang and the black widow and returned it to him. .

Liu Bang took it and handed it to the black widow, throwing away the stick. Just when everyone thought the matter was finally over, Liu Bang moved the bench over. He gently pressed a stool leg on one of Xiaoliu’s hands, and slid on it, smiling. Said: "If you don't tell me I can sit now—"

The Black Widow finally couldn't see it, she pulled Liu Bang and said, "Forget it..."

Liu Bang opened her hand and said with a sullen face: "Someone wants to harm me. You won't let me find out if this person wants me to die?" The black widow froze for a moment, and stood silently to the side.

Liu Bang turned his head and said fiercely: "Do you believe that I will sit up all your bones inch by inch?"

...Liu Bang is a special emperor in Chinese history. From the moment he killed the White Snake uprising, he has been besieged, then broken out, and then besieged again... But no one can really put him to death. This is related to the fact that he was born with a low profile, but it also caused him to be particularly sensitive to crisis. Until later, the world was captured by him, and those who betrayed him were chopped into meat. Liu Bang can Treating the world kindly, but being extra careful and vicious to the people around him, this is exactly the opposite of Xiang Yu.

Liu Bang gradually increased his weight, Xiao Liu's face was distorted with pain, and finally shouted: "Someone paid 10,000 yuan to let us do this!"

Liu Bang immediately stopped and asked, "Who is it and what did you say?"

"... Never seen before, he directly gave us 100,000 yuan to let us do this."

"He didn't say why?"

"No..." Xiaoliu just said a word, Liu Bang pressed the stool down again, Xiaoliu cried and cried: "I remembered, he said as long as he can attract someone named Xiaoqiang, the others will follow. We are okay!"

"Really?" Liu Bangcha said and looked at his words, and when he saw Qianggen squatting on the ground and looking at him in fear, he asked, "Do you know this?"

Several ruffians said mixedly: "I know." "It's true."

Liu Bang threw the stool away and said to me, "It seems that this person wants to deal with you."

I was taken aback. I didn’t expect me to be there. I immediately thought that it was probably because of the other party’s plan to tune the tiger away from the mountain. I hurriedly dialed the phone. No matter at home, school or bar, I reported that I was safe. I immediately thought: Actually I am not a tiger...

Liu Bang helped Xiao Liu up and said as if nothing had happened: "You have money now, and I will come to play every day from now on." But no one dared to take his trouble.

I am now full of question marks, leading Ersha and them to go out thinking about things. When they left the house, the Black Widow took a taxi on the excuse of something. What Liu Bang did just now obviously scared her, at least it made her feel uncomfortable. Comfortable now. After the black widow left, Liu Bang asked me, "Did I make a mistake just now? If it was the woman named Lu, she would still blame me for being soft-hearted."

I knew he was talking about Empress Lu, I split the subject and said, "I heard that my sister-in-law is pretty?"

Liu Bang nodded and said: "It's okay..."

Then we said in unison: "It's kind of pretty--"

I smiled and said, "My sister-in-law is so coquettish, but why don't you like her?"

Liu Bang nodded thoughtfully: "It seems that I pay more attention to taste."

I:"……"

I got in the car~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I turned around and said to Zhao Bailian: "Xiao Zhao, you have done a great job today." I suddenly found that the two fools are not as affectionate as before, and I asked Jing Ke: " What happen to you guys?"

The second idiot said as if he was angry with someone, "I blame him for not coming!"

I just shook my head and smiled bitterly when I answered that the donkey’s lips were not right. I just shook my head and smiled bitterly. As for why Zhao Bailian has a good kungfu, of course I don’t understand it. He just can feel the other party's move ahead of time, which reminds me of the words he often chants: murderous!

Yes, I guess he may be able to perceive the murderousness of others so as to avoid unfavorable behaviors, but this is why it is difficult to explain with science. Isn’t there such a saying, fools are the closest The person of God (should be changed to Tathagata in this book)...

What I think about the most now is who is willing to spend 100,000 yuan to hire a bunch of inconspicuous gangsters to deal with me? If he really understands me as an enemy, he should understand that a dozen ruffians will not cause me too much trouble. Perhaps he did this to remind me that he knows me well. I have many friends. Why did he only target Liu Bang?

In this way, he really just made a malicious joke: Toad doesn't bite, it disgusts you.