The First Chaos In History

Security!

I felt that the bit of wine I drank "noxious" came out of my sweat pores, which made me quite proud of my courage, at least they did not leak out of a certain non-cold pore. .

Speaking of the National Security Bureau, my first feeling is to think of A and A in the United States. Everyone knows that even if these two names appear in domestic blockbuster movies, it is not a good scene. Those agents carrying strange and weird things are calling "Everything for national security." The rascal slogan of Beijing has done all the bad things, killing people is like playing with them, and the government has to wipe their **** for the sake of face.

I understand who is the person sitting across from me and then I will put my hands in my crotch honestly and prepare to explain the problem, otherwise I am really afraid that he will take out an automatic lead to punch me. I will only be in the pigpen from now on I have recovered my intellectual superiority.

The young man opposite me saw me and said with a smile: "Director Xiao, don't be nervous, you can still use us as a policeman."

I tucked my legs and said, "I was also nervous when I saw the policeman--"

"Haha, oh yes, you just call me Xiao C from now on.

Listen, little C, what is the code name, "Hunter"? "Snake"?

... I suddenly felt a horror, because I thought of another one: "Hoping the traitor"!

Little C smiled at me and said: "Can you guarantee that everything you say is true?"

I said to my heart what **** is this, chatting with friends is nothing more than **** and bragging B, telling the truth. But I don't know how to answer him. You said that in case he didn't follow his intentions, he would take out an automatic lead...

At this time. A familiar and deep voice spoke in the front row: "Xiao Cao, you go out first, I will have a chat with Director Xiao."

I was taken aback. Unexpectedly, there was someone in front of him, Xiao C agreed, put his hand down, opened the door and went out.

The man sitting in the co-pilot turned his head, smiled at me, and then stretched out his hand: "Official introduction. Somewhere in the National Security Bureau of the People's Republic of China, Li He."

I now finally know how he is a director.

I shook hands with him without embarrassment and said, "Xinghui, Xinghui."

Li He stood up, squeezed the car seat on both sides from the front to the place where Little C was sitting, and said to me with a change of expression: "Okay, the prologue of the walk-through is over, let's start the fart. You don't have to You must answer every question, and just talk as you like to satisfy my curiosity."

It’s also a talk show, so it’s much easier to do with Li He (Computer Novel Station is the fastest update). Although Xiao C is capable, but much older.

Li He picked up the list: "Let’s start with our Yucai contestants: Zhang Xiaoer, Sister Huyan, Gongsun Zhishen. I have to regret to say that this person is not willing to help with the pseudonym. Move." I am also happy.

Li He smiled and said, "According to Director Xiao..." I interrupted and said, "Call me Xiaoqiang."

"...Haha, well, according to your statement, you found these people in a remote village. Can we take this statement?"

My head is spinning sharply. I wonder what the bottom line is that I can tell him. The answer is that I have to lie on this question. To tell the truth, he must take out an automatic lead...

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I assure you that they are definitely all Chinese, but the place they came from is really not easy to find."

Li He nodded: "I think so, we also suspected that these people are foreign spies at the beginning-sorry, because of our duty, we have to think about the problem from the worst point of view, but after watching a few games, we completely denied it. Given this hypothesis, let’s talk about your 300 students. Almost all of them have mastered a kind of ancient martial arts, and some have been basically lost. We estimated that if they were spies, they would at least need~+: In the case of coaches who are proficient in this aspect of theoretical knowledge, and those who participated in the game are better than them, this shows that no matter how doubtful their identity is, at least they are Chinese."

I nodded hurriedly: "It's right, you are right."

"So the problem comes again."

I was stunned: "What's the problem?"

Li He said: "China has a vast land and abundant resources. I don't deny that there are still many strange people and hermits. The Red Japanese Martial Arts School who participated in the martial arts conference this time is just one example, but one or two such people appear as miracles, you How did you find so many at once?"

"... Isn't this a problem just now?"

Li He said confidently: "It's two."

I had no choice but to perfunctorily: "Didn't I say that, I like to wander around."

"Then can you take us to those places before?"

I hurriedly waved my hand: "Have you never heard of the phrase "Peach Blossom Spring", have you learned it? It’s a coincidence that you crashed into some places. Next time you look for it with memory, you may only see it. A latrine or a pigsty."

Li He obviously felt that my words were not true. He played with the list and said slowly: "Our National Security Bureau, of course, is not as godly as the legendary one. I can tell you what you eat on a certain day, a certain year, I guess. The eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty couldn't, but it was very convenient for us to investigate some information. As far as we know, you have been to Tianjin the furthest you grew up, and you followed your parents and grandfather to find an old Chinese doctor to see corns when you were a child."

"that……"

Li Heyu said earnestly: "Xiaoqiang, it's not that I want to force you, I'm really curious."

Facing Li He

I didn’t feel too panicked when I asked. It’s because I didn’t expect others to believe it for the previous reason. I was always looking for excuses to stand up to scrutiny. Suddenly, I had an idea, pretending to be a little embarrassed and said, “Actually, I have a distant relative. It's Liu Laoliu..."

"Liu Laoliu?"

"Yes, he helped me find these people." To be honest.

"What does this man do?"

—

"Some people say that he is a hidden man and some people say that he is a liar. The latter argument is spread out by beating me."

Li He scratched his forehead lightly: "This name is familiar."

I said: "I was wanted by the Public Security Bureau some time ago because of spreading rumors during the earthquake."

Li He laughed: "I have an impression of this person."

"Your Guoan is also staring at him?"

"Oh. That's not it. Just listen to my colleagues, this person is very interesting, he is a frequent visitor in the bureau. Every time he enters, he gathers a bunch of people to ask him for fortune-telling, and once even the head of the Public Security Bureau was attracted. Passed."

"Does he still have this glorious history?"

"The strange thing is that every time I really want to find him, I can't find him again. It is said that once two public security officers clearly saw him enter a small house, chased him in and saw that the people were gone, as if they could go through a wall. "

I said, "Are we police officers all carrying grenades? Just throw them in when you have something like this next time."

Li He laughed: "It seems that you don't like this person very much."

I sighed: "If it weren't for him, how could I be targeted by your National Security Bureau?"

Li He smiled and waved his hand: "It's needless to say that it's so serious. We didn't mean to monitor you, we just wanted to cooperate with you."

"cooperate?"

"Yes, let's not talk about Liu Laoliu. The current situation is that there are so many capable people and strangers in Yucai. The country is willing to build Yucai into a special institution. We will also meet your requirements. The students who are sent here to study are theoretically no more than 14 years old and are children from poor families."

I wiped my sweat and asked, "So the plan to expand and cultivate talents has not been cancelled?"

"Of course not, and we will give you the best team. The construction team that will be stationed in tomorrow will be withdrawn from an air force base just after the construction, within a month. A new school will be built."

I was stunned and said, "Don't you think it's a bit sloppy?"

Li He said formally: "Many of our ancestors have lost many of the goodies. This was a helpless thing in the past. But now that we have a turning point, we can no longer stand by and watch them be obliterated. From this perspective It is the will of the country to spend as much money as it is. From my personal point of view, I am very willing to learn how to ride on the horse and fight against others. Unfortunately, I am afraid I don’t have time."

"This..." I finally knew where the problem was. In addition to not exposing the 300 to too much, the immediate exhibition game that day also betrayed us deeply.

Li He put the list away in his hand and said, "In addition to Liu Laoliu, we will check, there are two more questions, or two things to note-first, these people get together, please try to ensure that they Don’t commit crimes. We investigated an incident a few days ago. The director of education in this city was stolen from his home. The fault was that the door locks were intact. Besides missing a knife that was given to you by your educator, hundreds of thousands of cash were safe and sound. "

I said hehe: "Then you didn't check the source of this huge amount of property by the way? Maybe you can find a corrupt official."

Li He simply said: "This is not our responsibility, and I hope that similar incidents will not happen again. Second, from the day before yesterday to the end of the next 4 weeks today, the nominal 300 students of Yucai have left the city and went to various parts of the country. We have to take things seriously."

I hurriedly explained: "Actually, there are 299, and they didn't want to do harm to anyone, but to find an elder from the same village."

Li He said: "We have a sense of measure, and what we care more about is: once they leave, it is not easy to collect those ancient boxing methods in a unified way."

"...I can ask them to copy the boxing score and send it back to school."

"Well, a good way." Li He began to make the final summary submission: "Okay, Xiaoqiang, so be it. By the way, I will tell you by the way. In the future, someone will contact you for specific matters, and you will have trouble with Yucai. You can find me directly. In fact, we don't want to disturb you, and we won't interfere in your private life in the future. You can continue to fight in groups with bricks. We will never interfere with you. Of course, our people will not come forward to protect you. "Speaking, Li He smiled at me meaningfully.

I heard two meanings from Li He's words. First, the country only aims at cultivating talents, and your Xiaoqiang's little troubles should not trouble us; second, your Xiaoqiang's better not to make any troubles.

They even knew the weapons I made. They seemed to know me well enough. Thinking of knowing well, I took out my mobile phone and used a mind-reading technique at Li He, but soon I became scared: I'm doing psychological inquiries on agents of the National Security Agency. It is definitely considered to be stealing state secrets. I also heard that all agents have been trained in drug resistance. Take a lot of psychedelic drugs. Then they took the Ma Zhe exam, with a full score of 100 and a score of 90...but they couldn't control their thinking no matter how godly they were.

I was surprised to find that a video-like picture appeared on my mobile phone: A little boy who probably just went to kindergarten was sleeping, and there was a subtitle under it: Obviously should be asleep. Finish work quickly and go back to see him.

I was taken aback for a while to understand. It turns out that my mind-reading mobile phone has been upgraded to not only display subtitles, but also read out the images in people's minds, which is awesome!

I pushed the door and said, "You can get off work early, even if

Just sit by the bed. "

Li He looked up and was taken aback for a moment, very different from his usual ability. It took a long time before he said, "Oh, thank you..." He opened the door and called little C:

I stood outside the car and said puzzledly, "Little C, Xiao Cao—then Chief Li’s code name is Little L?" Li He and Xiao C looked at each other, and they both work safely. "

I watched them walk away, and muttered to myself: "Then my code name is Xiao Q-why is this name so familiar. Doesn't it seem like a dog? Ah Q is not good, and the bun is even more ugly. small……

I stared back in the car, and now I finally know why the country is willing to spend so much money to expand education. They also know that although Li He did not say much, they must have a lot of information. Including Liu Laoliu, some of this old boy is busy, Li He and the others will never be sloppy when it comes to dealing with him.

When I was about to drive, I suddenly remembered something. I checked the back seat of the car carefully. Good guy, how can I fail to prevent it just after dealing with the agents. Although they represent the country, I must at least know that the camera is installed. Where is it?

I searched and found nothing, so I went back to my seat and suddenly found that there was a tube of lipstick under my co-pilot seat!

Hey, this is your fault. I have no objection to installing a wiretap for me. You can also make it decent for me. How about letting Baozi see it? Even if she can't see me, a big man with a tube of lipstick in the car, what's the matter? Is it illogical that the people in Guoan are so frivolous in their affairs?

Angrily I grabbed the lipstick and threw it out of the window. At the same time, I made a good idea in my heart. They wanted to ask me and said I hadn’t seen it before. I didn’t believe them. I have to say: How did you know that there is a lipstick in my car——

Hehe, I didn’t expect that the first time I met, I could make people in Guo’an suffer dumb loss. The code name 00 is suitable for me. I sang beautifully as I drove: "I have to float so proudly--"

At this time, the phone rang, and Ni Siyu, who had washed his face and was clearly awake a lot, asked me distressedly: "Xiaoqiang, did you see a tube of lipstick in the car? It was brought back to me by my dad and classmate from France!"

...

The next day, I had a richer program. In the morning, I had to go to school to talk to Cui Industrial and Commercial, who was studying directional blasting, about the expansion. At noon, I made an appointment with Baozi to see Lao Zhang. I also took a look at Li Bai by the way. Shixian almost forgot to clean it up. In the afternoon, one very important thing is to try on the wedding dress with Baozi, mainly to see the 3 that Li Shishi said.

I went to the school in the morning and saw that our Yucai had been demolished by the gang who built the air force base and turned into a Longmen Inn. The machines and workers stretched for miles and turned into the sky. The wall here just fell, and the raw materials there are just there. A steady stream of shipments came. Cui Gong led a large group of designers to inspect the work in the current field of our former campus. After meeting me, he waved at me, pointed to the swimming pool that I spent more than 100,000 yuan to build and asked: " Do you need any more cisterns?"

I dissatisfied and said: "That's the swimming pool!"

Cui Gong said: "Then it won't be necessary anymore. In the future, each main building will have two indoor and outdoor swimming pools-pushed it?"

I reluctantly said, "I used a pond to remodel it. It took a lot of work."

Cui Gong looked at his chin for a while, and said simply, "Then I'll change you back to the pond, and let’s keep aquarium fish in the future."

I:"……"

As a result, I did one thing in the morning: I changed a swimming pool from a pond to a swimming pool and then back to a pond. Cui Gong said that I don't need to come again in the future, anyway, there are construction projects left, so I don't need to worry about him pushing something out of me.

At noon we bought a bunch of fruits and went to see Lao Zhang~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and we were shocked when we saw it. We saw this old man with a disheveled hair and happily returning from the cafeteria with a lunch box. We ran into each other in the corridor. His, this old man is very energetic, because his body is thin and the generous hospital clothes are worn on him, holding him up and down as if he is going to soar. According to his spirit, I will definitely not survive him if he doesn't quit smoking.

When I entered the ward, I almost died of anger when I saw that Li Bai was lying on Lao Zhang’s bed with the quilt under Lao Zhang’s head sleeping. People who didn’t know must think he was going to die. Lao Zhang smiled and pointed. Pointing to Li Bai and said: "Tell me poems every day and every day, I'm tired."

Later, Zhang kept doing breast enlargement exercises and took us to the entrance of the hospital. While Baozi was not paying attention, he quietly said to me: "Next time, you will bring a few of Qin Shihuang and Li Shishi to see me. I always hear things about the Tang Dynasty. Yes, you know what I need most now is'talk therapy'."

Because Lao Zhang recovered well, and Baozi was in a particularly happy mood. After we left the hospital, we came to the bustling area of ​​the city center. In the business square, she even took my hand for a long time and wandered like a little girl. It is rare for me to relax. , Pulling her to the bridal boutique with a smile on my face, I decided to put aside all the troubles and accompany her today.

At this moment, a child suddenly jumped out of the corner. He hugged my leg, raised his innocent face and shouted, "Dad—"