The First Chaos In History

Guy, this kid is wild enough, and he chooses as much as he can, why doesn't he stop shooting the sun far away? That one is 130 times larger than the earth, and I can also cover it.

At this time, Hu Sanniang and Xiuxiu came back. Seeing all the wolves, Xiuxiu couldn't help asking, "What are you doing?"

Hua Rong didn't see her, he arched his back, and chatted and laughed with the heroes, inadvertently revealing a heroic style. Xiuxiu looked at him blankly and said: "I have never seen him like this."

Hu Sanniang shook her shoulder and said, "Sister, have you seen it? This is a man. He can recite poems and play the piano for a fart."

Xiuxiu looked at Hua Rong ignorantly, and muttered: "But...he has become so many. I didn't know he had so many friends before."

Now, she is faced with a cruel choice, whether to choose the former literary youth or a bandit man. We know that Hua Rong’s predecessor was actually a government army officer, but he can resolutely voted for Liang Shan, which shows that his heart is not at ease and belongs to The kind of person who is truly awe-inspiring.

In order to officially celebrate the return of Huarong, we decided to hold a banquet at noon. All Yucai employees were present, and the children had a half-day holiday in the afternoon.

When I arrived at the cafeteria, I was dizzy, and I saw a full house. The good guys called for friends. Duan Sirius, Cheng Fengshou, Yuan, and Baojin also got in touch and talked. Even Yan Jingsheng brought a bunch of children’s homework. , While hurrying to make corrections before serving, Xu Delong rejected Duan Tianbao’s kindness to ask him to sit with him in the past, and consciously sat at the table with the heroes. He was mature and prudent, probably because he was afraid that he could see the flaws after drinking. .

Song Qing practiced his old skills again, instructing people to move an altar of five-star gin to the corner of the wall, Xiaoliu dangling cigarettes, shaking off his arms with a shovel, and Zhang Luo food, I pointed at him and shouted: "Smoke ash The soot has fallen into the pot!"

Xiao Liu Leng Jun smiled. Slightly tilting his head, a little apprentice immediately helped him remove the cigarette, knocked clean the cigarette ash and put it in his mouth. Xiao Liu was amazing. B: Chef! "The little apprentice next to me also unambiguously said to me: "I used to study nursing! "

To be honest, today’s situation gives me a bit of a headache. It’s almost like a strange talk. Except for Baojin, those modern people who are like Cheng Duan and i.e. have superb kung fu, they are no different from ordinary modern people, in case they drink too much. My customers didn’t stop their mouths and let them see the clues. I really don’t know what they would think.

At this time, the serving has already begun. The leaders of Lu Junyi and the others sat at a table, and now they called me to sit there. I saw that in addition to Wu Yonglin, Hua Rong and Xiuxiu were also there. Xu Delong was also pulled over because of Liang Shan's friend. For this table of people, Hua Rong is also qualified to sit according to the number of seats. Xiuxiu is his benefactor, that is, Liangshan's benefactor, and there is nothing to say. But I'm 109 to come down, I pointed to Duan Jing who lived at their table and smiled and said, "I'll sit there."

Lu Junyi pressed down and laid his hands on: "From Liangshan, you are our brother. From a general perspective, you are the master of this. Don't be polite, besides, the brothers are all a family. How can there be so much attention? "

Xiuxiu whispered to Hua Rong, "You guys are playing pretty formal."

Lu Junyi raised his voice and said: "Next. Welcome Xiaoqiang to speak to us."

He took the lead in applauding, and everyone in Liangshan followed the drum. The other tables stopped what they were doing and made a fuss.

I cleared my throat and stood up, and said in an emotional tone: "Today, we got together, in the hot land of Yucai..."

Kaoru Ping whispered, "It's useless to take care of it, let's be serious."

I was stunned for a while, and said loudly: "...I will be paid on the 15th of every month from now on

Suddenly, there was endless applause in the restaurant.

Hu Sanniang didn’t know what she said at her table. A table of people roared with laughter, and they all looked at Huarong with a smile. I knew she must be preaching about Huarong’s embarrassment again, so yesterday he and Xiuxiu took me to I went to the furniture market to buy a bed. Hua Rong wanted to buy two singles, but Xiuxiu insisted on buying a double. But Hua Rong had no choice but to agree. When she got home, Hua Rong took a saw to cut the new bed into two. Half, Xiuxiu was silly at the time, and asked him why, Hua Rong confidently said: I understand what you mean, buying a double bed is cheaper than buying two single beds, and sleeps like a saw!

Xiuxiu said this while chatting with Hu Sanniang. She expressed concern about the IQ of "Ran Dongye" after waking up.

I pulled Hua Rong next to me, and smiled in his ear: "The other girl is expressing her determination with you, not to save money."

Hua Rong said with a bitter face, "I also reacted to it in the middle of the night when I slept, mainly because the girls of our age would not use such a direct way."

"How did you sleep later?" I thought of the intact double bed, and it seemed that Hua Er's plan was unsuccessful.

"I slept in the newspaper. I woke up this morning with a missing person notice printed on my back. On my thigh, it was an Afghan crisis. I just had a wash. Brother Ruan, who accompanied me, said that I didn't find you have a tattoo before. "

I almost laughed out of anger with a "poof" and asked him: "You will

Is it right? "

Hua Rong shook his head and said: "I don't know. Didn't you hear Xiuxiu say that I can dance and play the guitar at night. Although I'm fine and arty, I can't compare with others."

I know that Hua Rong is a rare literary and military talent among Liangshan generals. He said that was not an excuse but because he didn't understand how many catties such so-called literary and artistic youths like Ran Dongye weighed, so he had a self-defeating mentality.

I said, "Don't think about it this way. You and him are originally the same person. Besides, don't both the bow and the guitar have strings? It's the same."

Zhang Qing shouted at the opposite side: "What are you two muttering?" He picked up the wine bowl and said, "Brother Huaxian, congratulations on your safe return with this bowl of wine."

Hua Rong smiled and said, "Thank you, brother." After talking and drinking dry, Xiuxiu anxiously said: "You just happen to be sick and drink slowly!"

Xunping laughed and said, "That's not okay, he toasts you wine is wine, and I toast you is not white water." After he finished speaking, he took a sip and looked at Hua Rong. Hua Rong also said "Thank you brother". Make a bowl. When the two of them came this way, everyone at the same table also toasted Huarong, and then the hero at the table next to Cheng Fengshou. They didn’t know the details. They only knew that it was a friend who recovered and was discharged from the hospital, and they were all carrying wine. Going forward, Xiuxiu was so anxious that she almost cried, and said, "You don't want everyone to serve him a bowl, do you?"

Hu Sanniang held a bowl behind Zhu Gui and smiled and said, "Of course not, he will naturally have a second round if he can't put a bowl down."

Xiuxiu waved her arms in front of Hua Rong, and repeatedly said: "I will drink for him, and I will drink for him."

Lu Junyi stood up suddenly and said solemnly: "You can't drink for him!"

Xiuxiu said: "Why?"

Lu Junyi lifted the wine bowl in front of Xiuxiu, and said with a serious face: "You are our Liangshan's benefactor, how can you say that you are a substitute? This is my respect for you on behalf of Liangshan 100...nine heroes!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard it, and they all said, "That's it." They raised the bowl to Xiuxiu together, and an ocean of bowls was formed in an instant, and the finest five-star gin was crystal clear and sparkling. After seeing Xiuxiu almost fainted, she drank two bowls, her face turned red, and she patted her chest with a smile: "I can't drink anymore, I'll sing a song for everyone, you forgive me."

The heroes still held their wine bowls and said, "We'll talk about it after singing."

Xiuxiu sang softly: "e-when-I-was-ung..." It turned out to be an English song. Her voice was soft and her intonation was gentle. Everyone who listened to her shook their heads and shook their heads. Wu Yong sighed, "How good is the singing," I just don't understand a sentence."

After singing a song, the heroes said shamelessly: "Drink a bowl of wine to moisturize your throat" "It's a rule that you can't let go of a bowl of wine"...

Seeing Xiuxiu very embarrassed, I said loudly, "Brothers, let's do this. If any of you can tell what she means in her song just now, she will drink a bowl."

The heroes looked at each other and pointed at me together: "Then tell us!"

I looked up to the sky and laughed: "I don't know either!"

I will also have an English song, and this song can be said to be the originator of all English. The lyrics are as follows: DEFG (pause) (pause again)... The last sentence seems to be I-NG-NG-

In order to punish me for tearing down their station, these guys gave me a pass before leaving. At this time, I saw that the whole restaurant had been drunk~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Baojin and An Daoquan hugged together, Cheng Fengshou Duan Tianbao and Shi Qian are sitting on the chandelier and discussing something together when they are being held by Duan Jingzhu and their table to persuade the wine.

Hu Sanniang and Yuan were talking, Duan Tianlang suddenly walked over with a bowl of wine and said to Yuan: "Leader, you were able to hold my way on stage that day. If I didn't hurt my hand, you would definitely lose. please forgive me."

His remarks are nondescript, like an apology and like a sophistry. Hu Sanniang has already opened his eyes, but Yuan is a careful girl. These days, through observation, I can see that Duan Sirius is not good at communicating with people, and he knows that he is showing the truth to people like this. It was because of regret in his heart that he hoped that others would understand his difficulties, and he did it all out of the idea of ​​revitalizing martial arts, so he smiled at Duan Sirius and clinked glasses with him and said, "Don't mention the previous things. No, I’m also to blame for the opportunistic thinking that day, and on kung fu, you can be my master."

Duan Sirius nodded gratefully to Chongyuan, and even forgot to drink the wine, so he walked back again. This person was really funny enough, causing Yuan and Hu Sanniang to giggle behind him.

Seeing so many martial arts heroes and social elites being taken together by me, I was so relieved that I could not help but my eyes were wet. I didn’t seem to be such a sentimental person before. I looked down and immediately yelled, "Little You bastard! I ordered tofu mixed with shallots. Where's the tofu?"