The First Chaos In History

Why are you so greedy, want to send me away with a set of biscuits?

I picked up a piece at random and smiled: "It's a **** sandwich." As I said that, I stuffed my mouth, and Liu Laoliu grabbed my wrist: "Are you going to die?"

I said inexplicably, "Isn't it for me?"

"It's for you."

"Then it will end?" I stuffed my mouth again.

Liu Laoliu suddenly let go and said, "Don't you think I will give you regular biscuits?"

I was stunned, yes, this old liar is also a fairy, although he is a bit more awkward, but there are really good things in him, and mind reading is very easy to use.

I carefully put down the cookies and asked, "How is this different from ordinary cookies?"

Liu Laoliu picked up a piece, as if looking at a baby, and finally said: "It is different from ordinary biscuits-it is a sandwich biscuits!"

I didn't say anything about copying the ashtray on the table and smashing him. Fortunately, Liu Laoliu said the following words in time: "Whose ability do you want to have?"

My ashtray stopped on his head: "What do you mean?"

Liu Laoliu slowly divided a biscuit into two pieces and said, "For example, you admire Xiang Yu's supernatural power, or Hua Rong's arrow technique."

"So what?" My heart moved.

Liu Laoliu turned the biscuit into two halves to me and said, "Its name is "Mother Biscuit". Each piece is made up of two pieces, so it looks like a sandwich biscuits. If someone else eats it, within 10 minutes, you will have the most unique strength in the other person. You must have the other person eat it first, otherwise it will be useless."

I was enthused, and solemnly took the two biscuits from Liu Laoliu and asked, "That's right. Xiang Yu and Hua Rong are both easy to talk about. Their skills are obvious. If I give this thing to a very ordinary person. what to do?"

Liu Lao Liu said, "If you are not afraid of waste, you can find someone like this to try."

I handed him one of them: "Then you eat!"

Liu Laoliu: "...We generally call the side with the words the sub-mian. As the name suggests, it can receive the induction from the maternal side. To put it simply, you have copied the other person’s body on you, so you have to It becomes common for ordinary people to use it on their bodies."

I asked again: "This is harmless to people, for example, I have eaten with Xiang Yu. He won't just be paralyzed, right?"

Liu Laoliu said: "The side effects are a little bit. The person who was'eaten' by you will have a little weaker than usual within 10 minutes, but there is almost no difference. He noticed it."

I counted it and there were 10 biscuits in total, and I thought to myself that this thing is harmless. Then I simply "shared" with Xiang Yu. In the future, who would dare to provoke me to grab the collar and throw it to the gatehouse of Zhongnanhai to let the bodyguards clean him up.

Liu Laoliu seemed to know what I was thinking and said, "This biscuit can only be used on a person once in a month. Don't make a bad idea. I advise you to pick someone who is capable and give them half of it first. Keep the other half in your hands, so you can use it to save your life. And the most important point, I will remind you again!"

I looked at Liu Laoliu.

Liu Laoliu picked up a biscuit and pointed it to me, "There are words on the noodles, and the ones without words are the mother noodles." He turned the biscuits over, "Be sure to remember. The literal side is eaten by yourself. Nothing. The side of the word is for the other party to eat, if it is reversed. Not only will you not get his power, but he will copy you. Of course, he copied you is far more unfortunate than you copied him. ."

I didn’t care about him. I took a closer look and found that there is indeed a word on one side, but that word is more like a pattern, it should be a symbol unique to the heavens. I greedily put 10 biscuits into it. Holding in front of him, he said: "There are so many restrictions, can you give us more>

"...This is your salary this month. Have you ever discussed it with your unit if you think your salary is low?"

"Why haven't you seen it? All those who went to the city government to protest."

"Then you go sit quietly at Nantianmen!"

I found a small box and carefully packed the biscuits. Then I pointed to the man who had been lying on the table and asked Liu Laoliu, "Who is this?"

Liu Laoliu patted the man on the shoulder and told me, "This man has been since 30 years old.: I can't hold food in my stomach, so I became drunk after drinking a bowl of wine."

This person was drunk quickly and woke up quickly. When Liu Laoliu patted him like this, he immediately got up from the table. It doesn't matter if this person comes together. It really shocked me. I saw him clearly in the hot weather. He actually wore a **** skin with garbage on it, a sour smell, and even more frightening, this man had big folds, a stubble beard, and his face was also covered with sludge, but a pair of His eyes are full of vigilance, flashing around, as if he is in crisis all year round, but his eyes are firm and full, and people dare not look at him. In his arms, he is holding a stick, probably this stick. There were things like Xiaoqier before, but now there is nothing left barely.

I couldn't help moving back, and said in amazement: "Are you Ouyang Feng?"

Wearing leather on a hot day shows that this person's internal strength is superb, and the stick in his arms, eight achievements is the snake stick he often uses.

Liu Laoliu said, "What Ouyang Feng, this is the Lord Hou-Lord Su!"

"...Sunhouye? Wukong?"

Liu Laoliu was full of black lines: "Su Wu! Lord Suhou!"

I just think the name is familiar, and said: "Who is Su Wu?"

Liu Laoliu sighed and said, "Did you not sing in your song when you were in elementary school—Su Wu, don’t you stay in Hu Festival?

The earth and the icy sky, endured for nineteen years..."

I hurriedly stood up and said in awe: "This is the envoy of the great Han Su Wu?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "That's him. Elder Su stayed in the Xiongnu land for 19 years. He went through three generations of Han kings and finally bestowed him on Guan Neihou."

I dumbly said, "Why is it still such a virtue when you become Lord Hou... er?"

Liu Laoliu said with emotion: "After he returned to the Han Dynasty, Mr. Su dare not forget the humiliation he had suffered. He did not enjoy the luxury food in the mansion. He still dressed up in the past. One is to spur himself, and the other is to warn future generations. He has always wanted to go to the Huns as an envoy of the Han Dynasty, but it didn't happen. What he held in his hand was the Jingjie that year."

I couldn't help feeling and admiring it. I stretched out my hand and touched the stick that Su Wu was holding twice. Su Wu moved back and said in a deep voice, "What are you doing?"

I aggrieved and said: "I can't look at it?"

Su Wu sternly said: "Unless I die!"

Liu Laoliu said, "That is the lifeblood of Lord Suhou, except for the emperor of the Han Dynasty, don't even want to touch it."

I thought it would be interesting to grow life in my arms, but I didn't dare to say that I had appointed Lord Suhou as my new idol in a few words, besides, his stick looked very solid. I'm afraid I will be the second Ran Dongye to chisel on the head.

I pulled Liu Laoliu aside and whispered: "Why did you invite Master Su for no reason? How is the order of my clients?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "Originally, after Qin Hui, there were a few martial artists, but after your accident, we will have concerns about the people in the lower row. Those generals have many enemies. I am afraid that your opponent will have the opportunity to take advantage of it. So we are now The arrangers are mainly literati and non-essential people. There should be no problem with Lord Suhou. I don’t believe that your opponent can transform into a Xiongnu nation."

I looked at Su Wu and said to Liu Laoliu, "Can I take him first? Lord Suhou is too savory!"

"Then it's up to you. Just remember to follow his will. Lord Suhou has suffered so many years of sin and he has seen everything. Now he just can't let go of that obsession, he always wants to serve the country. Woolen cloth."

I said: "Okay. Then you go." I'm familiar with the rest.

Liu Laoliu put his arms around my shoulders when he left and said emotionally, "Xiaoqiang, do I mean enough to you?"

I pushed him out of one arm: "Stop, stop. Speak up if something happens!"

"...Look, after you signed the contract with the winery, you less talk about it every month and have a few million in harvest, right?"

I took the bag in my hand: "How much do you want?" In short. Friends come and have good wine, if the jackal comes. There is a shotgun waiting for it-if he dares to ask for 500, I will shoot him!

Liu Laoliu seems to have reached my bottom line. Carefully put five fingers at me, I pinched out 5 tickets to him: "Enough?"

Liu Laoliu said hehe: "Sure enough, it's a rich man. In fact, I just want 50. By the way, your motorcycle is useless, right?"

I spent a long time in my pocket before I found the motorcycle key from the village chief and threw it to him: "Stop at the pawnshop alley, drive by yourself."

Liu Laoliu threw the key back to me again, and said with a smile: "No, I have already stabbed the wire with the wire, just to say hello to you."

I finally couldn't help it. I grabbed a beer bottle and threw it away. Liu Laoliu had already been flying on a motorcycle. When the two wires were connected, a burst of black smoke rolled and disappeared before my eyes.

Sending away Liu Laoliu, I turned around and said to Su Wu, "Master Suhou, shall we take a bath?"

Su Wu said blankly: "What is a bath?"

I felt a bit of a cold, thinking that this sheep who had been in the ice and snow for 19 years had never seen the water, so I was relieved: "It's just a bath."

I thought he would refuse, but Su Wu said happily, "Yes."

I took him to the car and found that Lord Su was indifferent to everything outside, but his eyes were firmly holding his stick. His 19 years of bitter cold life had made him forget that everyone could not communicate at least, he Now I only live in my own world.

I thought for a while, and quickly rejected the idea of ​​taking him to the sauna. His image absolutely must cause a sensation. I don’t want to cause unnecessary trouble, and I don’t want our Lord Suhou to be stunned. Lao Su wants to keep his national integrity. After paying a huge sacrifice, we can't let our hero bleed and shed tears. When I think of his suffering, I immediately have to worry: take him to my villa! I want Master Hou to spend a few days comfortable. Now there is only one Qin Hui living there. It's too cheap for this old treacherous official.

I opened the car window, increased the horsepower, and let the wind blow in violently—the smell on Hou Ye was so disgusting!

When we got to the place, I took the key and opened the door smoothly. Apart from the smell of instant noodles, the house was neatly cleaned. Qin Hui slumped on the sofa in a soft pajamas, changing TV channels comfortably, seeing me coming in and lazily rushing at me. He waved his hand and said hello, and Qin Hui jumped up as soon as Su Wu entered the door, "What is this you brought back?"

Looking at the wrong way from the ancient loyal traitor, even if it is a different dynasty, the two of them both had three points of hostility without speaking. Su Wu glanced at Qin Hui and snorted coldly.

Qin Hui could not speak. He ran to Su Wu barefoot, tugged Su Wu's cotton on his hand with tissue paper, and shouted, "Change your shoes for your shoes!"

Without saying anything, Su Wu used the stick in his hand to give Qin Hui a bitter. Qin Hui screamed, holding his head, "How are you hitting someone?"

I was overwhelmed with joy. This scene of this person is really the greatest comfort to history. This is called evil overwhelming.

When I reported Su Wu's name, Qin Hui fainted immediately. No matter what others call Qin Hui, he always claims to be a literati. As long as he is a literati, he would not dare to be disrespectful to Su Wu. If he is a courtier, he should take Su Wu as a model. Of course, the latter Qin Hui can be completely ignored.

I took Su Wu to the bathroom and put a pool of warm water for him. Putting a new set of clothes next to him, he respectfully said: "Master Hou, please, please call me if you need help."

Su Wu nodded, first took off the cotton-padded clothes and trousers and handed them to me. I carefully carried these two treasures to cover the door for him. Su Wudi's coat is very distinctive, as long as it is not on the person. You can never tell that they are two pieces of clothes, shiny and shiny. And there is no hair inside and outside. It is said that Lord Suhou pointed at them for several winters when he was running out of food. Mao should be in Suhou's belly.

I dare not throw such a baby away. I had to put it at the door of the bathroom first, and then I found that these two pieces of clothing didn't fall down. Just stand by yourself, like a medieval knight's armor, loyally guarding the master's door-this dress is well worn!

While Su Wu was taking a bath, I checked around and found that Qin Hui’s bedroom was even more spotlessly clean. Many of the foreign books I bought to support the facade were moved to this bookcase by him, and the table was still on the table. With an English novel spread out, I asked Qin Hui in surprise, "Can you understand it?"

Qin Hui said: "I can read "La Traviata" by flipping through the dictionary." He saw my face full of surprise and hummed proudly with his nose, "You think it's so good to be a traitor?"

I also found an interesting phenomenon that Qin Hui would wipe it carefully with paper as long as I turned over and touched the place, and even a fingerprint was not let go. I didn't expect Qin Hui, who was full of conspiracy to get rid of water, would actually have ringworm! He and Su Wu are really a perfect match.

We went downstairs and I asked Qin Hui: "Is the instant noodles enough?"

Speaking of this, Qin Hui said with a bitter face: "You leave me some money, it's been said on TV that eating instant noodles is not nutritious, and I will vomit now when I smell it."

I smiled and said, "Okay, I'll leave for Su Wu in a while."

"Don't you give me the same thing?"

I glared at him and said, "I'm afraid you are corrupt!"

Qin Hui raised the sky and said haha: "You too underestimate me, less than 100,000 taels for me. Besides, isn't I spending the money alone? How can I embezzle myself?"

…At this moment, I saw that Su Wu had come downstairs.

The sludge on his face didn’t move at all. The most awkward thing was that he was wearing his torn skin again. It didn’t take 5 minutes for Lord Suhou to go in and out and put on clothes. He probably took a dip in the pool. Just ran out.

Su Wu went to the living room and sat on the ground without talking to us. Qin Hui had already jumped up, clutching his nose and shouting, "Didn't I put you new clothes?"

Su Wubai glanced at him, and said in a deep voice, "I'll wear this for the rest of my life."

At this time, I am also a little uncomfortable, this is my new house after all, Hou Ye does not need to wear this body too much, the chemical composition of my material will exceed the standard if I live for a week.

I said to him: "Why don't you do this? I will buy you a new cotton-padded jacket (it’s hard to tell whether Su Wu wears a cotton-padded jacket or a leather jacket). How about you replace this set? On behalf of our country, we went to a certain tribe in Africa. Once we run out of food and point to the cotton in our clothes, we can still live for three or two years."

Su Wu shook his head: "No change."

Qin Hui whispered to me: "Have you seen it, will the loyal minister not invite people to see you?"

I can’t help it. I know that Su Wu is a loyal man who doesn’t eat hard and soft. Finally, I have to say to him, "If you don’t change it, don’t change. If you don’t understand, just ask 9527 (Qin Huidi code)."

Seeing that I was leaving, Qin Hui pulled me hard and said, "Give me the money, you can't let the two of us live on a box of instant noodles, right?"

I think so too. UU read www.uukanshu.com and took out a wad of money. Qin Hui immediately beamed his eyes and reached out to pick it up. I pulled him away and walked to Su Wu, stuffed him in the ruins, and pointed. Qin Hui said to him: "You can give him a tip depending on the situation if you feel comfortable with your attendant, but you can't give him a tip all at once."

Su Wu nodded and said, "I care about it."

Qin Hui squatted so far away from Su Wu, stretched out his hands and exclaimed, "Don't you loyal ministers treat money as dung? Give them all to me!"

Su Wu ignored Qin Hui at all, and sneered a few times. It seems that the old man is just a little lazy to deal with people, he is not stupid.

These two people are very interesting, one is extremely loyal, one is extremely treacherous; one is extremely dirty, the other is very clean; one is alienated and indifferent, and the other is extremely cunning and sophisticated.

I'm still having fun until I leave. It's safer for Qin Hui to put money in Su Wu than in a safe. I don't believe that he has the courage to reach out to the ruined piece and steal it. Moreover, he is so poor and sick that he would definitely not sit back and watch Su Wu urinate and defecate everywhere.

With Qin Hui, Dingru hired Su Wu to be an all-weather nanny.