The First Chaos In History

When I went upstairs, I saw Jin Shaoyan standing there uncomfortably, Xiang Yu and Qin Sha sitting in a row on the opposite sofa, like three judges.

I had no choice but to say: "Mr. King, sit down."

Jin Shaoyan said, "Thank you, Mr. Xiao."

Suddenly, Baozi stood at the door of the kitchen and looked at us with his chin on for a while, and said to himself: "Why is that weird?" Then he turned back and said to Master Li, "Jin Shaoyan and his brother don't seem to get along well." Baozi pushed out. Master Li said, "Go and accompany them. It's fine if you have me." But Master Li didn't come out after a long time.

The five of us looked at each other and didn't dare to speak easily. I took out a cigarette to hand Jin Shaoyan one, and then looked at his stretched hand and whispered at him: "Don't pick it up!"

Jin Shaoyan said in amazement: "What's the matter?"

I ignored Xiang Yu's presence and said, "You forgot who you are? You are not the Jin Shaoyan who can mingle with us now!"

Suddenly, Jin Shaoyan said loudly on purpose, "Cut, I don't smoke such a bad cigarette!"

Scolded me with anger: "Can you speak human words?"

Jin Shaoyan said, "Didn't you let me do this?"

Qin Shihuang, who had been watching for a long time beside him, smiled and said, "It was too much--"

Xiang Yu couldn't help asking: "What the **** is going on with you?"

I whispered to them about Jin Shaoyan as my client, until I stunned him, Ersha suddenly shook his body and said, "Xiaojin is a ghost!"

Jin Shaoyan said awkwardly: "Can't say that, I am completely human now."

Xiang Yu said: "Then later, how did he remember those things before?"

I said, "You know about the Eight Heavenly Kings, right? They all took a kind of medicine..." I briefly said what happened later, but Xiang Yu grabbed my collar and said in a deep voice: " Do you still have that medicine?"

I said, "What do you want that kind of medicine for? It's good to be Xiang Yu in this life!"

Xiang Yu shook me vigorously: "I want to give Zhang Bing!"

I slapped my head, I should have thought of this long ago! But how difficult it is to get the medicine, this kind of thing shouldn't be let Xiang Yu know. But now it's too late to say anything.

Jin Shaoyan asked strangely: "Who is Zhang Bing?"

Qin Shihuang whispered to him: "It seems to be called Yu Ji."

Jin Shaoyan said in surprise, "I found my sister-in-law?"

My head is usually three big. I found that the movement we made had aroused Li Shishi's vigilance, and I said to Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, please calm down first."

Xiang Yu didn't care about that. He shook my neck and said, "Take me to find that person now!"

Jin Shaoyan also followed to persuade: "Don't worry, Brother Yu, I must find a way to help you." He asked me, "Is that person's medicine willing to sell, no matter how much it costs?"

I glanced at him and said, "That person has no less money than you!"

I told Xiang Yu, "I am looking for him now, and I promise you that I will give it to my sister-in-law next time as soon as I have medicine."

At this time, Master Li came out. She wiped her hands and glanced at us, and asked curiously: "What are you talking about?"

Xiang Yu left me and said, "Nothing to talk about." His eyes were burning, as if he had seen hope again.

Master Li poured a cup of tea for Jin Shaoyan and said, "Mr. Jin, drink water."

Jin Shaoyan took it graciously and said, "Don't call me Mr. Jin from now on, call me less..."

We glared at him together. Master Li also became nervous, because now Jin Shaoyan is his younger brother, which creates a more interesting scene: everyone in the room knows who he is, but he has to play his own younger brother...

Jin Shaoyan said bitterly, "Uh, let's call Mr. Jin first."

I didn't say anything next. Especially after Li Shishi joined us, there are many taboos between us, first of all. Jin Shaoyan can't say that he is Jin Shaoyan, secondly. Xiang Yu and the others couldn't say that they knew he was Jin Shaoyan, and Master Li had to lie to themselves. Said he was Jin Shaoyan's younger brother. And me, my **** hardest. I have to play a role that knows everything but can’t say anything. What’s more complicated is: Jin Shaoyan knows Xiang Yu and their identities, so he consciously doesn’t talk about stocks and fashion with them, and since Xiang Yu and the others know that he is Jin Shaoyan himself, So I was very careful not to mention his "brother". Now each of us plays a new role. Without a director, it all depends on the individual.

It’s a pity that Li Shishi, who has already embarked on the path of acting, has acted too unsatisfactorily. She just added water to Jin Shaoyan as much as she could. It seemed that she was eager to put the kettle on Jin Shaoyan’s mouth so that he would not speak. She was indeed the one who worried the most, she You have to consider how to explain her absurd request to Jin Shaoyan in the future.

After hearing that we hadn't been moving for a long time, Baozi couldn't help but stood at the door of the kitchen and looked at us inexplicably, and said inexplicably, "It's strange, aren't you group of people usually making a lot of noise?" She said, "By the way, there is no alcohol at home. , Who of you will go?"

All of us stood up suddenly and said in unison: "Me!"

Baozi laughed and said, "Is the enthusiasm so high today? I usually push the door to buy a bottle of vinegar."

I was anxious to escape from this place of right and wrong, first put Master Li in the chair: "Girls don’t move!"

Jin Shaoyan also pressed down, "How can there be any reason to let the guests go out to buy things?" He said to Xiang Yu in a pun, "Brother Yu, it's not your style to escape. "

Xiang Yu squeezed his eyes at me and said, "Can you get it alone? Can you really get it..." While delaying time, he used **** to dash his eyes like a special soldier, and then he drew back and forth blindly. The combat sign language was originally the invention of Xiang Yu.

I don't know what he meant, probably because of other deep meanings, so I said: "Then you follow me."

Qin Shihuang said: "I'm hungry and angry (I'll go too)."

I said, "Let's go together."

At this time, Ersha sat down instead: "Then I won't go."

At this time, I have already understood what Xiang Yu meant. He wanted to leave only the words of Li Shishi and Jin Shaoyan so that we could get out of their sight.

I said, "Ke Zi is also leaving."

The second stupid said: "Don't go! I usually send me shopping."

Xiang Yu and Qin Shihuang couldn't help but set him up and walked out, Baozi shouted from behind: "Qiangzi, why do you get so many people to buy a wine?"

I said: "I'm afraid I didn't bring money!"

The steamed bun waved the frying spoon and said, "Is your head bitten by a dog? Can you just bring it?"

I ran downstairs and shouted, "What if I lose my money!"

steamed stuffed bun:"……"

When we came downstairs, we immediately poked each other and asked, "Guess what the teacher would say to Jin Shaoyan?"

There is no answer.

Xiang Yu said: "You said that the teacher wants to tell the truth to Jin Shaoyan, what should Jin Shaoyan do?"

I said: "Then he can only express his disbelief, which is too illogical-Ying brother, you said, if someone told you that there were two you at the same time, what would you think?".

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At this moment, Ersha, who had been silent, suddenly said: "I guess she will tell him, ‘Let’s go.’"

We thought for a while, this is also very possible, and hurriedly asked Ersha together: "Then what will Jin Shaoyan say?"

Ersha looked up at the sky from his classic 45-degree angle, confidently saying: "He won't go."

We finally managed to resist the strong urge to beat him up in a group, and I waved at him and said, "You'd better find Xiao Zhao to play, and call you during dinner-we don't come back, you are not allowed to go up! "

In fact, the supermarket is very close to home, but the three of us wandered through the streets and alleys in order to create a space for dialogue between Jin Shaoyan and Li Shishi. Possibly, I prefer Jin Shaoyan to take the initiative to tell the truth to Master Li, except that this move is a live move, the other is a dead end.

On the way, Xiang Yu asked me about the medicine for a long time. He was very anxious and worried. His time has become more and more urgent, and the medicine can only restore the memories of previous lives. Whether Zhang Bing is Yu Ji or not has yet to be determined. Even if she is, it has been thousands of years, what if she was a man in her previous life?

The most important thing is: the medicine is not in my hands yet.

Xiang Yu patted me on the shoulder and said lightly: "Next time you take me to the martial arts competition." Then he never mentioned it again. But I know that he often only has this behavior after he has made a major decision.

When we wandered back to the pawnshop, the steamed buns had already cooked a few dishes and the table was opened. Jin Shaoyan and Li Shishi sat far away, as if in a cold field, Li Shishi saw us back and found an excuse to sneak into the kitchen. .

With a rare opportunity, we immediately surrounded Jin Shaoyan and asked together: "What did the teacher tell you?"

Jin Shaoyan drooped his head and said, "When you get downstairs, she will tell me, ‘Let’s go’."

We said "Ah", and then asked together: "Then what do you say?"

Jin Shaoyan said: "I said'I won't go'!"

The three of us were stunned: All let Er fool guess it!

Jin Shaoyan said listlessly, “I’m afraid I’ll never see my teacher again after I know I’m leaving~www.wuxiaspot.com~ She can’t explain to me, she can only run away. I told her to be my own My brother is very interesting, I am willing to cooperate with her."

I tugged at his collar and said, "You stupid bird, why don't you tell her the truth?"

Jin Shaoyan said with a crying voice: "Brother Qiang, I'm already riding a tiger. I have suffered so many wrongs. Do you know how sad I lied to her?"

I shook his neck vigorously and said, "Do you still know?"

Suddenly I heard Master Li behind me say: "Cousin, what are you doing?"

Fortunately, my back blocked most of her sight. I was so anxious that I let go of his neck and pretended to lower my head to study: "Mr. Jin, how much did you buy this tie?"

Jin Shaoyan: "...a few thousand yuan."

Steamed bun came out of the kitchen with a dish, and said wonderingly, "Didn't Xiao Jin wear a round-neck T-shirt-still wearing a tie?"