The First Chaos In History

Seeing that it was Liu Laoliu, he tilted his head at him: "Sit." Behind him, I asked, "Who spoke just now?"

Liu Laoliu stepped aside and said, "Come, see you."

As soon as Liu Laoliu flashed away, the man behind him was exposed, dressed in a uniform with a pierced armor and a three-foot long sword hanging from his waist. Although he could not see his face with his head down, he could feel that he was a young general. , He took a small step forward with one leg, put his hands together in front of his abdomen, probably saying hello to me, and I hurriedly gave him a fist. Then he complained to Liu Laoliu and whispered: "Why did you get another military commander? Don't you know that this is a sensitive period?"

Liu Lao Liu thief whispered in my ear: "Look carefully."

After the ceremony, the young general resumed his upright posture. With a clatter, the iron leaves on his shoulder guards and battle skirt made a sound, and they were neat and clean. They were obviously from a real army, showing such a heroic posture. He pressed the sword with his hand. , Immediately raised my head, I only slapped his face, and saw the man’s two slender eyebrows straight into the temples. Because of the long history of battle, the complexion is a bit like chocolate, but it is still very delicate. The lips are soft and the corners of the mouth are slightly soft. Upturned, he looked a bit unruly and naughty. As a soldier, his appearance seemed a bit sissy, but the traces of fighting on the battlefield concealed this well. There was a kind of free and easy life and death in his eyes, his sword The handle has also been caught a little shabby. I have come into contact with many such fighters, such as the 300 Liangshan heroes. It can be seen that this is a soldier who has really experienced the battlefield.

I stared at him for a long while, and the more I watched, the more weird it became. Liu Laoliu was smiling and adding a hint of the keen sense of male animals in estrus-I was still squatting on a chair with a wolf. I finally smelled a special smell, I pulled Liu Laoliu, and asked in a low voice, "Well, right?"

Without waiting for Liu Laoliu to speak, my new client took the helmet off and held it in his arms, and smiled: "The eyesight is so good. Those of my partners haven't seen it in 12 years." During the speech, his long hair had fallen. Come down and put it on the shoulder armor. A gentle breath peculiar to women hit his face.

In fact, if she didn’t deliberately let go of her voice, she wouldn’t be able to easily tell her gender even if she is now, because ancient times and modern times are the opposite. Except for those who engage in art, both men and women have long hair. There is a performance artist called Jie Yu. Shaving her head, the female player's voice is no longer crisp, which may have been the reason for pretending to be a male voice for many years. Now she has a special magnetism in her words.

I asked Liu Laoliu: "Who is this?"

Liu Lao said: "Guess."

I guess-there are only a few famous female players in Chinese history. Feminist representatives of several ethnic minorities do not shy away from their gender. There are also several iron ladies who serve the country as their daughters and deliberately disguised themselves as men, only...

"Mulan?" I asked tentatively.

Hua Mulan nodded at me with a smile. Then he wondered: "How do you know me?"

I shouted, "Who can't know you, haw and haw, I just passed the dictation in those days."

I asked Liu Laoliu quietly: "Why is Mulan here?"

Liu Laoliu said proudly: "How good is this, who among the men is as embarrassed to do with Mulan? I don't believe He Tiandou can find Mu Guiying and Liang Hongyu to embarrass you." Shamelessly, he was forced to do this. Have a face to boast?

I said: "What do you mean, it's so exhausting with the last name?"

Liu Laoliu said unpredictably: "Don't worry, he will soon be robbed by heaven."

I excitedly said, "The kind of nine thunderbolts?"

"almost."

I worried and said, "What if I cross it?"

Liu Laoliu: "...if you have time to do more business, you are almost out of touch with me."

I'm thinking about tune, if Hua Mulan stands under your nose, can you tune it?

I look at them. Question: "That's how you came here in broad daylight?"

Liu Laoliu said, "I drove a motorcycle around from Film and Television Road. That would happen to be a costume drama."

Hua Mulan looked at me with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, right? What nationality are you from?"

I squatted on the chair and said awkwardly, "Han."

Hua Mulan carried the helmet in one hand and touched her chin with the other hand and said, "Just like me, do I have to sit like you?"

Liu Laoliu said to me in a low voice: "Mulan has always dealt with the surrounding ethnic minorities and pays more attention to ethnic etiquette."

I stammered: "You... sit wherever you want." Hua Mulan thought I was polite with her. Just like me, the wolf squatted on the sofa.

Liu Laoliu said: "Then talk, Xiaoqiang takes good care of Mulan, a girl who has been suffering outside for so many years, she doesn't say anything, she feels wronged in her heart."

Hua Mulan squatted on the sofa and said: "Brother Liu's speech is too partial..."

After Liu Laoliu left, the two of us squatted and looked at each other like this. For a long time, I smiled and found the conversation: "Mulan, how old are you-I mean your actual age."

Hua Mulan thought for a while and said: "I joined the army on behalf of my father at the age of 17, and fought 12 battles. Forget it."

Is Hua Mulan better than me in mathematics? But soon I realized that women who dare to love from ancient times to the present do not want others to know that they are

Ji, just like women now, can't obliterate it before concealing the genus of rat. Both belong to rat, 24 and 36 are for you to guess.

29 years old, in ancient times, he was definitely a super-old youth, especially the female Lan refused to say it straight.

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I hurriedly said: "Then I have to call you sister-looking like 18, you are not flattering me, but Hua MM looks really young.

Hua Mulan smiled like a flower: "No, I never lied." It seems that they were not popular at the time to praise women for being young, so this flattery made our heroine very comfortable, but never lied to her. I was skeptical, it seemed that she lied when she was 17 years old.

I glanced at a Hua MM in a military uniform. Once she was on her body, she appeared to be heroic and upright. In fact, it can be seen from her hands that Hua Mulan is not tall, and her hair is softly draped down, making her whole body full of a kind Neutral beauty, yes, with the kindness and gentleness of a woman, as well as the strength and decisiveness of a man, this is called neutral beauty. Boys and girls are called two chairs, and these two years are called pseudonyms...

When we watch TV and movies, women disguise themselves as men, as long as they have their hair curled up. Everything is OK, such as eyeliner, foundation, and red lips. There are only two ways to reveal: the hat is knocked off or someone is attacked. chest. Regarding this, we can only understand the director’s Spring and Autumn style of writing. We can’t treat the ancients as mentally handicapped. Modern people can see things at a glance. The ancients are not bad. Xiang Yu told me, throw a wallet on the road and let you pick it up and lie to you. They will have the money trick...

Therefore, the Hua MM in front of me, a]. Officer Jun, for so many years of disguise, she has a good grasp of men from both appearance and psychology. She sits (squatting) there and is full of momentum.

I stayed for a while and then said, "Sister Hua, shall we take a shower and change clothes?"

Hua Mulan jumped to the ground and said, "Go."

I was shocked. Although Hu Sanniang was born as a bandit, she was still a full-fledged woman from the outside to the inside. It was just a bit scorching. Yuan is a good martial artist. When she is fine, everyone is like a lady, and I am really the first woman to be such a straightforward woman. See you once.

I led the way in front of me, and Mulan was following me. Every time a piece of the staircase went up, there was an uproar that made my heart itch.

Only Qin Shihuang upstairs, I made a whisper while changing clothes, what kind of clothes should I find for Hua MM? Baozi's clothes are in the cabinet, but you have to know that women's clothes are simple and simple, and complicated and difficult to deal with. From the inside out, should I show her the clothes? I can only take it off and don't wear it--

Or just throw it to her and let her wear it by feeling? That was how Li Shishi was at the beginning. Although he wore the bra outside, it didn’t make a big mistake, but Li Shishi was so glorious, and some things could be understood at a glance, Hua Mulan was half a lifelong horse, wouldn’t it be embarrassing for her?

I thought for a long time, and led her in my bedroom, and took out a shirt and jeans from the cabinet. Needless to say, everyone can understand. I motioned to her and Hua Mulan gave me the helmet. , Smiled at me, stretched out my hand to untie the silk scarf around my neck, I hurried out of the bedroom and closed the door, my heart was pounding at the door, I now finally understand why it itch just now, this is the temptation to uniform!

As we all know ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Nurses, policewomen, and female soldiers usually inspire men’s special associations, especially the latter two. Probably, women in these two professions can satisfy men’s desire to conquer. The woman pressed under her body... This is probably the most primitive impulse of all male animals.

But there is one more thing. The policewomen or female soldiers that we (wolf friends) usually see in the video are all dressed up as actresses. You don’t need to do anything. As soon as she sits on the bed, she will start to scream. There is no challenge at all. , It is better to watch them than to watch the female Nazis in the feature film, and the female KMT secret agents call.

In fact, I always think that the real temptation of uniforms includes two points. One is to wear uniforms, and the other is to subdue uniforms. Of course, the so-called temptation must be driven by profit, and there must be adventurous excitement, just like picking up girls in a Thai bar. .

Okay, back to the topic of uniform temptation. Now in my bedroom, there is a female general who is undressing. How can this not make people excited? And she's a real female general, who has been on the battlefield and killed people!

Of course, this last point calmed me a lot. Now that I have a uniform, I have to rush in, and there will be some restraints... Ahem, what I want to say is that the temptation of uniforms is actually not suitable for me. I still like elementary school teachers. , The piano player, and the bun shop welcoming——

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