The First Chaos In History

of! It's too shameful, what broken coffee is called such a long name, after starting a short idea, only drink Nestlé-instant Nestlé, this is also four words.

I buried my head and waved away the waiter: "One more glass of fresh milk." Hua Mulan had a bad stomach, so I didn't give her some coffee.

I asked Hua Mulan: "Did you really not even wear women's clothing for a day?"

"no, what happened?"

I touched my chin and said, "There must be a style to refer to first, what do you like?"

Hua Mulan looked around, and suddenly pointed to the opposite deck and said, "That sister is so beautiful."

I took a look at her, and saw a little beautiful woman with bright eyes and white teeth sitting there meditating, and I hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Yu!"

Ni Siyu looked up inexplicably. I waved my arms and continued to shout: "Ni Siyu, this!" The people next to me were stunned. I don't care. Do the people who drink cappuccino still care about their eyes?

Ni Siyu finally saw me, brought her cup and walked over slowly, smiling: "Haha, Xiaoqiang."

"It's not big or small, spanking you!" The little girl giggled. This is a special way of greeting between us. I said, "Why don't you train well at this time and go to a place like this? You came with your boyfriend?"

"That's not it!" Ni Siyu saw Hua Mulan, and his face suddenly sank: "Who is this, what about Sister Baozi?" Look, I said that Baozi is popular among the same sex, right?

I patted her on the head: "What's in my little head, this is my cousin."

"Really?" Ni Siyu asked dubiously.

Hua Mulan smiled and said: "Really, I was with your Baozi sister yesterday."

At this time, a fat bald old man came over and said to Ni Siyu: "Xiao Yu, let me tell you about the situation and think about it. Give me an answer as soon as possible." After that, he took his bag and left.

Now it's time for me to torture Ni Siyu. I asked with a deep face, "What's the matter?" A half-old man who seemed to be very successful asked a beautiful girl to answer him as soon as possible, which would easily cause bad associations, Ni Siyu not……

Ni Siyu also tried hard to give me a moment: "What is in my mind, he is the coach!"

"The coach and the team members ran to the cafe for training? The athletes' salaries have really improved!" I was irritated, but I already knew that the old man wasn't a bad person. of?

Ni Siyu lowered his head and said: "He is a foreign coach. I want me to develop in their team."

I said, "Isn't this a good thing?"

Ni Siyu pulled her nails and said: "But you have to change your nationality..."

I understand a little bit. Since Ni Siyu learned art from Zhang Shun and Ruan brothers, his performance has improved by leaps and bounds, and he must have attracted the attention of many foreign coaches.

In fact, it is not uncommon to change nationality for other countries. Once some countries have a strong foothold, they will even deliberately export talents to help others develop. The reason is simple. It is not a good thing for sports itself to stand alone for a long time. People can't play, you simply stop playing with you, who will you bully then?

But the problem is that we are not very good at swimming, so we still need talents. Since people come to dig the corner, the conditions for opening must be quite good. The little girl's ambivalence is normal.

I asked her: "What does your dad mean?"

"He said to respect my choice."

It seems that Xiaoyu's dad prefers to let her go out. An athlete's sports career is only a few years, not to mention economic benefits. Who doesn't want to pay attention to it? Besides, he is a coach of a municipal sports team, and his consciousness is probably not much higher.

"Then what do you think?"

Ni Siyu bit his lip and said: "I am very contradictory. My current performance is more than the best. I need better coaches and reasonable methods, but I feel weird when I think of changing my nationality."

Hua Mulan asked me quietly: "What does it mean to change nationality?"

I said: "It's from this country to that country."

"Who should I help in the war?"

This is the result of being a soldier for 12 years, and thinking about problems is always so direct and sharp. But this obviously complicates simple issues. The generalized motto is that sports have no borders. If you insist on putting it in war, then of course you are going to help others.

Hua Mulan saw that I was hesitating for a long time and couldn't answer any more questions, so she only gave Ni Siyu a deep look.

Ni Siyu smiled and said, "Don't think about this for now, Xiaoqiang. What are you doing here?"

"Take my cousin to buy some clothes-eh, are you okay this afternoon?" There is a young man who is ready, and I'm sorry if I don't grasp it.

When Ni Siyu arrived, he was very conscious: "I'll go with you, and I can also help you refer to it."

I smiled and said, "That's the best, this sister just praised you for being beautiful."

"Hehe, sister is beautiful." The little girl suddenly asked timidly: "...Big brother, okay?"

"Very good, but my self-esteem was hurt a bit in the battle to seize the South No. 1 Elementary School."

Ni Siyu's expression froze, and then he understood that I was firing a cannon with my mouth full again, lifting a small spring lotus root.

For a moment.

I whispered to Hua Mulan: "——Xiang Yu's little fan."

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Hua Mulan looked at me in confusion. I had to explain to her again what a fan is...

I thought that Ni Siyu’s participation would make our trip to buy underwear less awkward, but after entering the women’s underwear monopoly, I realized that I was wrong. This embarrassment came from the combination. In fact, a man and a woman went to the underwear store. As long as I don’t say anything, no one knows what our relationship is, but if a man and two women come to this place together, it’s hard to tell. I met the ambiguous eyes of the shopping guide lady, and there was no place to put my hands or feet.

I was wrong. I thought that Hua Mulan would be a little uncomfortable here. After all, she would be embarrassed to buy such a **** thing in public. She didn't expect that she would jump on it excitedly when she saw the dazzling array of bras. Muttered: "It's a beautiful breastplate. I wore one when I saw the bun yesterday." Then he picked up a sample and buckled it on his chest.

She thought she was in the weapon shop. It seems necessary to tell her that this is not a quiver before buying a female bag.

Nowadays, the popular underwear outerwear is just a kind of back-to-the-old phenomenon, because this kind of thing has been done by both Jing Ke and Li Shishi. They have a uniform habit of wearing all the small items outside.

I whispered a few words in Hua Mulan's ear. After listening, Hua Mulan looked at me strangely and said: "Wear inside, inner armor?"

I:"……"

The inner armor should be the inner armor, as long as she wears it first. I don't want to walk around the street with a woman wearing a lace bra outside.

Hua Mulan picked up a bra and walked into the fitting room according to my instructions. I walked up to Ni Siyu and said to her, "Go in and help her."

Ni Siyu looked up at me strangely, a little inexplicably, I patted her back lightly, Ni Siyu didn't ask anything more. Followed in. Not long after she was a freshman, she poked her head out and gestured at me with an "OK" gesture, indicating that it was appropriate.

I said to the sales lady: "This is it." Then I glanced at the model number on the original packaging. It turned out that Mulan's model number was... Well, I can't say that this is a military secret!

After Hua Mulan came out, I asked her to pick up a few other styles based on this model. I turned around and said to Ni Siyu: "You little girl, what model?"

Ni Siyu gave me a white look: "Pervert."

I said innocently: "I mean you buy a few and I will reimburse you."

"Never!"

"Then how about I give you a three-point swimsuit?"

Ni Siyu took Hua Mulan and walked out and said, "Sister, let's go, ignore this pervert."

Not far from the underwear shop is the women's shoe specialty. Chanel, Belle, and Really Beautiful Poems are all lined up among them, and there are many English names that are not named. Now many shops deliberately do not post Chinese translations in order to show their taste and petty bourgeoisie, and they hate people. But from the price point, we know that most of them are mid-to-high-end shoes with a good background.

Ni Siyu asked: "Does my sister need to buy shoes?"

I walked inside without hesitation: "Buy!"

A woman dresses up from beginning to end, and men are different. It is said that the three things that best show a man’s mature taste are leather shoes, belts and tie clips. The magazine I just read even said that as long as these three places are perfect It doesn't matter what a man wears-I don't know if he can't wear it.

Several classic high-heeled shoes were placed in the most conspicuous position, crystal clear, exuding a noble atmosphere, Hua Mulan admired it for a while with her back hand, and said sincerely: "It's so beautiful-what is the land for?"

...

When Hua Mulan put on high heels and tried to stand up a few times and failed, she rubbed her feet and whispered to me: "Didn't you say you don't need to wrap your feet here?"

At this moment, my phone rang suddenly. I didn't even ask who it was when I picked it up, but the other party said directly: "Your second uncle!"

I was furious, no matter what the three-seventh-one-seventh one was cursed: "Your second uncle! Your grandfather! Your ancestor!"

The other party said cautiously: "... Brother Qiang, I am Sun Sixin, and your second uncle is here again."

"What's wrong with him?"

"I didn't say, but it seems to be waiting for you."

I took the phone in one hand and looked at Hua Mulan hesitantly. Ni Siyu said: "If you have something to do, you can leave first, I will be with my sister."

Hua Mulan also waved her hand and said, "Let's go."

Before leaving, I took Hua Mulan's hand and shook it: "I believe you will stand up!"...

I left the card with Ni Siyu and told her the address of the pawnshop so that she would send Hua Mulan back if it was too late.

When I arrived at the bar, I saw six or seven people sitting on the edge of the dance floor drinking at first sight. It is now more than 1 o’clock in the afternoon. There are absolutely no customers at this time, because there are no headlights, and you can’t see the darkness. What kind of people. I told Sun Sixin, "The business is good, it's open now. Where is Liu Laoliu?"

Sun Sixin pointed to the dance floor. I saw that Liu Laoliu was drinking with those people.

I suddenly had an ominous hunch. After slowly approaching, I felt more or less relieved. I saw Liu Lao Liu sitting on Monday with a total of six people, all of them old men, all with white beards and hair, and they were talking to each other. It's not much, but look like that Jane

Engraved in a mold, I suspect that they are both Liu Boss and Liu Laoqi.

I first clasped my fists at the old swindlers, and greeted with a smile: "How many old men are here?"

The old men are very reserved and ignore me.

Damn, come to cheat Laozi to eat and drink so awesome!

I pulled Liu Laoliu aside. Question: "These are all your old buddies who fortune-telling under the overpass, right?"

Liu Laoliu was already a bit drunk, he grabbed my hand and dragged me among the liar, and muttered: "Come... I'll introduce you, this one is..."

I don't care what he is talking about, holding the hand of the first old liar, and enthusiastically said: "Welcome and welcome, and come to play often in the future." It's easy to say anything in private, in front of outsiders. I have to give Lao Liu six face, we are in the wrong way, so why can't I lose the face of man...

Unexpectedly, the first old liar saw me stretch out his palm, and took my veins with a flash of electricity. He put **** on it and closed his eyes for a moment, then stared at me and said: "Your spleen is weak, and your anger becomes hyperactive."

I dumbly said: "Fortune telling even this?"

At this time, Liu Laoliu had vaguely introduced the second one: "This is Liu Gongquan."

Liu Gongquan? It sounds familiar.

Liu Lao Liuyi pointed to the third old man: "This is Wu Daozi."

This is more familiar, the painting seems to be...

Liu Laoliu pointed to the fourth old man again: "This. Wang Xizhi."

At the same time I was taken aback, Liu Gongquan, who had just been introduced by Liu Laoliu, also stood up, held Wang Xizhi's hand and shook his hands vigorously, and said excitedly, "Senior. It's really you? What a blessing for Sansheng. !"

Wang Xizhi said blankly: "Are you?"

Liu Gongquan said, "I'm behind you, and I like to write too." The old man saw the idol at first sight, so on a whim, he dipped his finger on the table and pulled up on the table. Wang Xizhi looked at his back and looked at him in a hurry. He stood up and said loudly: "Oh, you, the center forward, wrote well, carved with axe and axe, and bold." Liu Gongquan smiled neither humble nor arrogant: "Ashamed and ashamed. Many of the senior teachers came here."

The two of them talked more and more speculatively, and they flicked together with their fingers. The fifth old man took out a bunch of various large and small brushes from his arms and handed them to each of them one: "Use this."

Wang Xizhi nodded at him, and then asked: "Don't dare to ask..."

The pen dealer gave a salute to Wang Xizhi: "In Xia Yan Liben, he also highly respects the king."

When Wang Xizhi was not doing well, Wu Daozi jumped up: "Master Yan? I didn't expect to see you here. I was only 7 in the year you passed away, +. Ah!"

Yan Liben glanced at Wu Daozi's hand and said, "Did you paint?"

"Exactly."

The two old men talked more and more, ignoring others.

I don't know who the last old man is now, but I understand that the grade is not low, and I have reacted now. This is a group of new customers, Wu Daozi, Yan Liben, Wang Xizhi, and Liu Gongquan, all of them are thunderous.

Liu Laoliu introduced the last old man to me: "This is Hua Tuo."

Damn it! Let me just say it. Doctor Hua!

I almost put my hand on Hua Lao's nose, and kept saying: "Doctor, help me see my pulse."

The first old man seemed to be very upset and said, "Didn't I give you a number-your spleen is weak and irritable!"

I just wanted to reply, thinking that they are all at this level, and this one can't be worse. Just now it was too noisy to hear what this one is called, so I hurried and respectfully asked: "Your old name?"

The old man said lightly: "Qin Yueren."

Yeah, I was fooled, this one is really not well-known.

Hua Tuo trembled slightly, and straightened up and said, "Qin Yue people~www.wuxiaspot.com~ but are you the genius doctor Bian Que?"

Bian Que said, "Don't dare to be an ordinary doctor."

Bian Que! Wow Kaka, I hugged the old man and shouted: "Genius Doctor Bian, my father, you must show me what I am sick with. Don't run even if it can't be cured!"

Didn't you learn since you were young? When Bian Que saw Qi Huan-gong, Huan-gong’s old girl was in a desperate situation. Teacher Bian ran away without saving.

I saw that Teacher Bian sat quite steadily after seeing me. I guess I still have some work to do.

The customers who came this time are summarized as follows: Two writers, two painters, and two doctors are all intellectuals. I glanced at Liu Laoliu and Liu Laoliu nodded and said, "Yes, some time ago. Because He Tiandou’s affairs have caused a backlog of customers, I may have to send you a few more trips these days, especially literati."

I looked at several of you. The one who studied medicine is to come back from the dead, the one with the code word is one thousand yuan (more than one!), and it’s not a problem that you can sell for billions with just a few ink dots when you paint. .

Facing this situation, I slowly developed a sense of dizziness: Have the great gods of history come to my annual meeting?