The First Chaos In History

The leaders admired the flag for a while and were very satisfied. Wu Daozi said regretfully: "Yes, if you don't want him to improvise a poem, wouldn't it be an eternal talk?"

I said, "I will take him back when I take the time. He is with Du Fu now." Li Bai simply followed after Lao Zhang moved back home. The two old men are now inseparable.

I brought a group of masters to the old campus, and paid a visit to Mr. Su Wu on the way. Mr. Su Hou was very satisfied with the life of self-distribution. He was dressed in old cotton and held his stick tightly at the door of the hut. With a pot, I go to the cafeteria to pick up some dishes and cook for myself every day, which is quite self-contained.

As the heroes went to compete in Singapore, the old campus was almost empty. I demonstrated some common sense of life in public. Then I found Xu Delong and told the masters to ask him if they don’t understand. Xu Delong is a military attache. They just expressed their due respect to the famous and famous people of the previous dynasty. As for the old men, they didn't know what the so-called Yue Family Army was, and only nodded to him.

This is one of the biggest problems that we will face now and in the future. The people here, except Qin Hui, are heroes, celebrities, and leaders of the uprising, outstanding people of all generations. I think they should cherish each other's sympathy and harmony. Get along, but at present they lack a basic understanding of each other, especially the predecessor to the offspring; secondly, I have to teach each person one by one from the common sense of life, and I have to answer all kinds of strange questions about them, such as bicycles and bicycles. I have explained the light bulb no less than 20 times, which makes me exhausted.

Therefore, I think it is very necessary for them to start an enlightenment class before they come into contact with modern people, including self-introduction and teaching the daily version of 100,000 whys. The best teacher candidate is Li Shishi. But now that she definitely can't take care of it, I have to find a teacher for the enlightenment class. First of all, this person must have been with me for a while and be familiar with modern life-why suddenly I asked the employer at the job fair Have three to five years of work experience a little understanding? Then, this person has to be familiar with history. In this case, he is best to be a customer from the Ming and Qing dynasties, like Fatty Ying. The first point is that he is in line. But it is obviously unrealistic for him to start from the Qin Dynasty to make up for history and be familiar with celebrities in various dynasties. Besides, if he wants to learn history, he has to learn how Liu Bang captured the world in the first lesson. This seems to be detrimental to the five people. If he is united within the group, he and Jing Ke can live in peace, because fundamentally speaking, he is sorry for the two fools. Besides, this is a personal grievance, and it will be different if it is placed in the world. Oh, by the way, Xiang Yu even planed the tomb of Fatty's extinct households. It seems that half of the time has passed, but it can't be extravagant.

I was dumbfounded. Bian Que, who has always been silent and steady, presses the button of the electric light like a pirated second silly. He looks at the ceiling and feels silly. It’s not to blame him. After all, Doctor Bian is more than 2,400 years ago, and we are going to cross to 2,400. In the future, it may be something stupid.

Wang Xizhi became extremely interested in taps. He unscrewed the water and took out the brush from his arms, just about to wash it. Suddenly asked me solemnly: "Does the water for washing my pen just flow downstairs?"

I nodded without responding for a while. Wang Xizhi immediately put away the pen and said, "Then I can't wash it. What if the people downstairs want to drink it?"

Tsk tsk, if someone writes well, the quality of thought is excellent! Those who spit downstairs. Don't you blush? I blushed anyway.

I hurriedly explained to him that although the water was flowing down, it was through another pipe, which didn’t get in the way. Wang Xizhi then took out his pen to continue washing, and while washing, he said, “You don’t need to go to the pond to wash now. , Don’t you know, that pond allowed me to wash my pen for many years, and the frogs that crawled out of it were all black, and they even wrote seal characters on their legs..."

Everyone: "..." Wang Xizhi's pen pool, that seems to be a very elegant thing.

Liu Gongquan turned around. Pointing to the word "men and women" on the toilet and said: "This word is too ugly. It's not easy to go to the toilet staring at such an ugly word. May I change it for you?"

Without waiting for me to speak, Wu Daozi asked me: "Is this your big private school?"

I can only nod, and Wu Daozi curled his lips and said, "There is no academic atmosphere, and what about those children who don't go to school and wander around on the grass?"

I looked at a group of students who were playing the Song Dynasty military sports boxing and was speechless. Finally, I could only say: "We are a civil and martial arts school..."

"Well, in the civil and martial arts school, the literary is before the martial arts, and it is serious to read the book well."

Look, the contradiction is coming. Fortunately, only the generous Xu Delong is present. If Sanniang Li Kuihu hears this sentence, won't they fight?

Wu Daozi continued: "Well, do you have a big hall? I will paint you a few roofs first. You are really panicked."

Yan Liben said: "I will draw you 72 sages of Confucius on the wall."

I said with trepidation, "Now the two places with the largest terrain in my area are the lecture hall and the auditorium-in fact, they are small auditoriums. I don't know if I can enter the two-dimensional eyes. Besides, do you have any time?"

Yan Liben and Wu Daozi nodded together: "Yes."

Now I was curious. It would not work if I asked them to paint the school banner just now. This would have time. I asked, "What are your plans for this time?"

Yan Liben looked at Wu Daozi and the others, and said as a representative: "Calligraphy and painting will become more profound as you work out - of course, the medical skills are the same. For those of us, we still had some problems in our previous lives and we didn't understand it, although for one year. Time can’t do much, but I still can’t let it go. Take painting as an example. When I get to a new place, I have a new feeling. I just want to paint now. I only want to paint a satisfactory painting this year. , Then it's not in vain." Several other people nodded one after another.

I understand that, artists, the most satisfactory work is always the next one. It seems that these few people are running with this mentality and continue to create creations. The same is true for the two genius doctors. Medicine is developing faster. They At that time, even the "eighteen against nineteen fears" had not been summed up. What about now? Human cloning is almost successful.

I blurted out: "I must be big

..." After just half a sentence, I suddenly realized: The literati actually competed with the military as long as they could not kill people. After a fight, the calligraphy of the four Wang Wu Yanliu was spread out, as long as it was a little bit. The amateurs of the beginner road will have to cause chaos when they see it. There are countless people who play well in Chinese painting and calligraphy, but these four people are absolutely unique. Let’s say a very simple example. Everyone can steam buns. Why People don’t care about the longevity of dogs? I remember that when I first met steamed buns, I suddenly thought: Since people love to eat stuffing, why can’t I invent a food with stuffing and no skin? It will definitely be a silly stuffed bun. Niu told their manager about my wonderful idea the next day. I was so angry that I almost beat her. I pointed to this idea and made a fortune. Later, Baozi told me about their manager’s comments and I gave up. Their manager said Such things are: balls.

I told several masters present here: "Everyone is big, you don't want to talk about creating in school. But you must pay attention to the used paper and the paintings you have drawn, and you must not pass them on."

Several people said together: "Why?"

"The works of several locals are really precious, and there are only a few national museums all over the world, and they will go out. If you break your blood at the beginning of the novel, it will lead to war."

Wang Xizhi was surprised: "Very valuable?"

"How can it be said that it is very valuable, it is very valuable!"

Wu Daozi couldn't help asking: "How valuable is it?" It seems that the great **** also has vanity.

"Let's put it this way," I pointed out the window: "Seeing that my school is not, I have spent more than a billion dollars in it. You only need to swipe a few strokes on the paper to make the money back."

The four old men looked attractive, and Wu Daozi asked, "Then it doesn't matter if we make murals in school, right?"

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I said: "It shouldn't get in the way." What can I do if it gets in the way? People come all the way, you can't even let them take the pen, I suddenly found that I still like Lin Daiyudi, no matter how much I write. Before leaving, it burned all over.

Liu Gongquan looked at the construction site out of the window and sighed, "The workload is not small."

I said, "You can just write inscriptions on the big places, and don't worry about the rest."

Bian Que suddenly said, "It seems that Brother Hua and I can't help much anymore?"

It’s broken. I left two genius doctors in the cold when I talked about painting and calligraphy. I was waiting for them to decipher the secret of Coca-Cola. I hurriedly said: "You two are great. Now there are almost two hospitals in our country. Portrait."

Hua Tuo smiled and asked, "Does the painting look like?"

I smiled and shook my head. The statues of Hua Tuo in the hospital, including the statues of Bian Que, Zhang Zhongjing and even Confucius, are simply an old man with a different hairstyle.

Yan Liben said: "If I have time, I will paint the two myself and send them to hang up after painting."

Bian Que said: "We don't want fame or fortune when we come. You just need to prepare a room for us. I will first study the decoction for treating leprosy."

"...Has been researched out."

"Huh?" Bian Que was surprised and delighted, stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the prescription!"

"This...Neither did I. You have to understand. The only medical common sense I know is that I have to go to the hospital if I am sick."

The goal that Bian Que had been thinking about was gone. After joy, I was a little bit disappointed. I hurriedly said: "It doesn't matter, AIDS and cancer are still waiting for you to overcome. It won't be a problem to get a Nobel Prize in Medicine then."

"AIDS, cancer?" Probably because of professional relations, Bian Que became excited when he heard the names of these two doctors' natural enemies. "You can find all the existing medical books." It seems that Bian Que has realized it. I am a little out of touch with the times. Since him, medicine has made considerable progress in 2000. In fact, in terms of theoretical knowledge alone, Bian Que is probably not as good as a student in an ordinary Chinese medicine class, but after all, the foundation lies in that. Now, I believe he will catch up soon after he learns to read simplified characters, but can these two diseases be cured by Chinese medicine?

After saying goodbye, the six people came out. I saw two workers on campus just unloaded a bunch of signs. They were long and short, and they were made very elegant. I asked them, "What is this for?"

A worker said: "This is inserted into the lawn, and part of it is the toilet sign in the new building."

I said: "Why light up the sign and the word on it?"

The worker said: "The characters have not been decided yet. When the new campus is built, some signs according to the name will be used as road signs."

I nodded: "Give me everything I use for the toilet." After thinking about it, I took away a few more straps, and then took a bucket of black paint from the construction site and went to Qin Hui.

Since Qin Hui has been in school, he has been idle. The huge dormitory has no one except him, because it has not been officially put into use, and there is no TV. Although Xu Delong came from here, he did not dare to go out easily. , Seeing me when I was bored, I thought there was something good~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I hurriedly got out of the bed.

I piled the signs and paint buckets under his feet, and put the brush in his hand: "You also contribute to the school, write two characters."

Qin Hui shook his wrist and said, "What do you write?"

I put the hand-held signs in front of his eyes and said, "These few, write ‘love flowers and trees’."

"What about those?" Qin Hui was eager to try when he said writing. He seemed confident in himself. I also heard that this guy writes very well.

I pointed to no less than a hundred signs and said: "Half of these write ‘male’ and half of them write ‘female’."

"Men and women?" Qin Hui muttered for a while and exclaimed, "Aren't you going to hang on the toilet?"

"Yes, what's the matter?"

Qin Hui said aggrieved: "I can't just divide the toilet, I will ask you whether there is any place in the Hongwu Palace Yangxin Palace, and I guarantee it will be absolutely beautiful."

I scolded: "Stop talking nonsense, you are only rationed to the toilet inscription——"