The First Chaos In History

Why was Yu knocked down? My explanation is that this biscuit didn't work at all, that is, Wu Song, eating these fists and kicks is not like a mosquito bite?

As for why it didn't work, the only explanation was: I stood up because I was still chewing on the biscuits before I was eaten, and deserved to be beaten.

Just as I fell, I felt power!

The burning sensation instantly filled my body, a little swelling, as if there was another person in my body about to rush out, and my facial features were also a bit strange. The 10 steps around the body are >. In the mastery, it is also in the legend. With my eyes and ears listening to all directions, my body was transformed into Wu Song in an instant—I wonder if Fang Zhenjiang has a spirit at this time?

At this moment, my body was still falling. I couldn't wait to get up again, so I stopped abruptly in the air, and then straightened up as if someone underneath supported me, so I could flash past the oncoming one. Fist, a piece of leg eluded a stool leg that was swept back later, and then only a slap to fan the horse opposite me three times away. I guess this kid will be thunderous in his ears even if he watches pantomimes in the future. applause.

The people around me were stunned.

I haven’t been idle for a while, I know that I don’t have much time, only 10 minutes, and 25 people in that time. I slap my hands and stretch my arms like a ballerina. My people were all slapped, and my hands were so painful that I had the courage to have Wu Song's skills, but my body was still my own. I hurriedly put my hands on my chest and rubbed them, and started to use my feet. I was aiming at a kid's crotch, but I just lifted it up to my chin. It feels like kicking a rotten watermelon. When I close my feet, I heard the bad wind behind me. I swept the boy down. I regretted it. I should wait for him to hug me from behind and then lift his leg to stick the toe of the shoe. He put a bag on his forehead, as long as this kind of scene appeared in the movie, I would be jealous!

In the blink of an eye, I went down seven or eight, jumping back and forth in place like a cockfighting excitedly, and shouted: "Come on. Come on!"

Guan Yu knocked down the two of them with a knife handle, glanced at me, and said unexpectedly: "Xiaoqiang is a great skill!"

I jumped and said, "Be careful behind you!"

Guan Yu didn't even look at it. He flattened the nose of the man who attacked him with a big blade, and said with a smile: "It's just a bit dishonest, tell me to help you fight."

I smiled embarrassedly, and Guan Yu said, "Behind..."

I had long noticed that a kid was sneaking up behind him, and he was less than three or four steps away from me. Suddenly turned around and kicked sideways, this kid was still holding a beer bottle in his hand, and I kicked it to pieces, stabbing a belly of glass shards. I jumped up, wiped my nose with my thumb, and barked at the same time. Then I thought about it. It was obviously Wu Song's work. What's the matter with Bruce Lee?

After I was so powerful, someone suddenly shouted: "Take the guy!" How many people rushed to the back to copy the weapons and get the guy? Let's not be afraid to take the guy, Wu Song seems to be a double sword. I stomped on a chair with two wooden legs and waited for them. Although it was a triad, the guys they brought out were nothing more than baseball bats and machetes. Thanks to the national conditions, gunfights are impossible in China. . I held two wooden sticks and fought with each other. The blockers were invincible, and I immediately put the color on a few people. I didn’t feel addicted to it. I remembered that since Wu Song was born in Shaolin, he must have practiced iron head skills. With two swords, I put my head on a smashed wine bottle-this shows that I am not stupid. The wine bottle broke with a "pop", and the boy who smashed me suddenly stared at me where I didn't move. I grinned at him and gave him a headache.

Spike! Spike! Spike! Shaolin Tietou has done a good job! Shaolin Tietou has done a good job! Don't give Lei Lao Si's people any chance.

The great Liangshan hero Wu Song! He inherited the glorious tradition of Shaolin Temple. Bodhidharma, Jueyuan, and Zhang Sanfeng possess souls at this moment. Xiaoqiang alone represents the history and tradition of Chinese martial arts. At this moment, I am not alone in fighting, I am not alone!

After hitting the guy on the ground, I found that everyone had stopped fighting, including Guan Yu. They all looked at me blankly, and I couldn't help but laugh up to the sky: "Ha-oh!"

Only then did I realize that the wine bottle was broken and the head was broken—

Damn, I realized sadly at this time: Kung Fu belongs to Wu Song, but the head belongs to my own!

I curled my mouth and almost cried, but it's okay. Ironhead hit the bottle and I hit the bottle. The bottle was broken anyway, it's just that I bleed a little bit more.

I was full of anger and had nowhere to vent, and I stepped up to harvest Lei Laosi's subordinates. It is conceivable that with the efforts of Guan Yu and Wu Song, 50 thugs were soon beaten and laid down by us. Old|I also forced him to practice. Tie Tou Gong is coming-he is much better than me.

Finally, without waiting for me to speak, Guan Yu stepped up to step on the chest of the old **** and shouted: "Say, do you want 500?"

Old bastard: "...no more."

I jumped three feet high-it seems that Wu Song's light work is also good, and shouted: "Second Lord, it's wrong, he owes us!"

The second master is probably blushing. Of course, this is not visible on his face, but I saw him twitch it again. This is to blame for my unfamiliarity with the allusion. I only knew that I went to the meeting alone, but I didn’t understand the situation at the time. , The situation at that time was: Erye was guarding Jingzhou, and Jingzhou was temporarily lent to Liu Bei by Sun Quan.

Asking the second master to go over is to discuss the matter of returning Jingzhou, but was fooled by the second master. In this matter, the second master is loyal to Liu Bei, but it is understandable that the second master is loyal to Liu Bei. "Repaying debts" is more allergic. With his acting style, of course he can only grab others. So in his subconscious, we came here to repay the debt.

The second master stepped aside in a weird manner. This time, I stepped my foot on the chest of the old bastard: "Say, don't you pay back the money?"

"I... I'll make a call."

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"I'll give you half an hour!" Within half an hour, Lei fourth should not be able to gather a larger team than the present. How can I say that I also collect the bills for others, and I can't put myself in it, just to be on the safe side. I used a mind-reading technique on the old **** again. This old boy is now in a state of confusion. I really can't think of any tricks to let him fight.

The old **** briefly talked about the situation here, he didn't say that they were more than 50~. The two were overwhelmed, but with Lei's shrewdness, he should be able to hear some information from his tone, and he couldn't make a call. In 20 minutes, Lei Lao Si sent someone with a check, except for one sentence. I also understand that I have settled with Lei Lao Si, including Lao Hao, for making such a big disturbance for the sake of everything, I don't know whether it is a blessing or a curse for him.

When things have reached this point, neither of the two families has to say anything, just wait for the rest of the article if it is sunny or rainy.

Before leaving, Guan Yu inserted the Qinglong Yanyue knife back into the mud statue's hand. A little worried and said to me: "You said they should know that I did it, and they won't abuse my tablet, right?"

I:"……"

When I left the song and dance hall, I bowed to Guan Yu very formally, and said anxiously, "Second Lord..."

"Call your second brother. Yi De and Zilong both call that."

When I heard that the second master didn't mean to blame me, I suddenly became alive, and said with a hippie smile: "Second brother, I'm really sorry, I'm going to have a solo meeting with the wind and wine."

Guan Yu waved his hand graciously: "You are also a loyal thing."

We got in the car and when we passed a street stall, I said: "Second brother hasn't eaten yet, it's tonight, let's make do with it first, and I'll take you to school later."

The second master sat down and ate a few mutton skewers. Suddenly stroking the cup and sighing, I asked, "Second brother is on my mind?"

Guan Yu was speechless for a while, and said, "I don't know where my eldest brother and third brother are now?"

I asked carefully: "Uncle and Sanye... can you come?"

Guan Yu shook his head sadly: "The judge made an exception and told me that my eldest brother was reborn in the Northern Dynasty, and my third brother went to a place called the Sui Dynasty."

I regretfully spread out my hands, this is really no way. If these two people can still see the medicine in modern times, but I can't pass it so far. Thinking of He Tiandou, I was shocked. Guan Yu was here. This old man was arrogant and almost made enemies in the Three Kingdoms. This gave He Tiandou the opportunity, what Huaxiong, Yan Liang, Wen Chou, and the unlucky five hurdles and six generals, just finding a few at random would be another fierce fight.

I poured Guan Yu a glass of wine. Observing his face at any time, he said, "Second brother, don't be angry when I say something heartless."

Guan Yu looked at me.

I said, "Since the uncle and the third master have gone on separate paths, why do you run down and suffer the year's torment alone, alone."

Guan Yu was not angry, and slowly nodded. He seemed to agree with what I said. When I finished speaking, the old man smiled lightly and said, "It is good to think about them for a year."

My eyes wet, and I almost shed tears. What is loyalty? It's a small righteousness to pierce a knife for a friend, and it's the righteousness to keep two beautiful beauties in a desperate situation indifferent, separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, and even knowing that they will never see each other, still infatuated, this is what High meaning. This Taoyuan trio’s friendship is really not covered. Everyone knows that later generations’ evaluations of Liu Bei generally seem to be loyal, but in fact cunning. Liu Bei would not hesitate to mobilize all soldiers to avenge him is an example. In addition, he invited Zhao Yun to buy people and threw A Dou, which is not very good.

Thinking of Zhao Yun, I couldn't help asking again: "Second brother, do you think I really don't look like Zhao Zilong?"

Guan Yu glanced at me and shook his head like a rattle: "No!"

"Then who are the two of us handsome?" I asked flatly. Since we were young, we really haven't admired anyone, so we will serve Zhao Yun. First, we will respect him with a great gun, and second, we will admire him as a handsome guy. A man has these two. Point, what else can be faulted?

Guan Yu looked at me again and said, "You are a bit whiter than him."

I was surprised: "What, isn't Zhao Yun a little white face?" My skin is not black, but it is definitely not white. This is not in line with Zhao Yun's "face like a crown jade" image in my mind.

Guan Yu said, "Zilong has a handsome face, but it's not much whiter than my third brother, haha."

Damn, Guan Yunchang is frightened and violent insider: Zhao Yun was originally a black-faced general! But I guess it was probably from the sun. Hua Mulan has been mixed with Asians after 12 years of war. Zhao Yun is a son.

I approached with a gossip and asked, "So I'm a little more handsome than Zilong?"

Guan Yu glanced at me and said slowly: "I don't comment on the looks, but at least Zilong's blood is someone else's after the battle."

I'm wondering why he

When such a sentence came out, I felt a cool and slippery one on my head—this was the same as I just practiced iron head skills.

I wiped the blood. Embarrassed: "Drink and drink."

At this time, I was already beginning to feel pain. Except for my head, my hands and feet seemed to be broken. It seems that the mechanics principle of "the effect of force is mutual" is really a well-known saying. It is very unwise to slap a person's mouth. With this painful experience, you must be cautious when choosing a target next time. It is best to use a weapon. Lin Chong is not bad, and those who are good at fist must stay away. Unfortunately, in history, apart from the truth, no one who likes to make bricks can be found, so he can't perform authentic performances.

I drank a bottle of beer and ate a dozen barbecues. I was bored and picked up half of a torn paper that I didn’t know anyone left on the table. I skipped a few liars for marriage. A Gonzo talk attracted me. Said that a farmer in Henan claimed to be able to recall the events of his previous life. According to him, he was a military commander in the Three Kingdoms period in his previous life, named Zhou Cang, who used to carry a sword for Guan Yu for decades...

Have you carried a sword for Guan Yu for decades? I can't help but tsk, "This is interesting." It seems that I have heard a few cases of this kind of thing in the past. The parties involved were all very clear, even the last name of the last life, what was the name of the home and where to live, in the end, some were liars, some were for show, some were neurotic, and they all disappeared. Although there are no lack of such examples around me, I understand. Without the help of He Tiandou's medicine, this kind of thing is unlikely to happen.

Guan Yu asked: "What's the matter?"

I put the newspaper in front of him: "Someone said it has served you for decades."

Guan Yu took the newspaper and glanced at the blurry photo of the person next to the text report. Then he put down the newspaper and asked: "Zhou Cang?"

I said, "Yes, he said he was Zhou Cang, which is interesting. He said he was not good, but he must be a horse. Look at me, Zhao Yun..."

Guan Yu said indifferently: "Don't say that about Zhou Cang, he and I are the same brothers." The second master put a skewer of barbecue into his mouth and asked, "Where is the person?"

"Henan, I didn't say anything about it."

Guan Yu nodded, tore a piece of paper and wiped his mouth, I said, "Second brother is full?"

"Oh, I'm full."

"Then let's go." I gave the money, took out the car key and went to the roadside car. Guan Yu didn't mean to get in the car, and he smiled and arched his hands at me: "Xiaoqiang, let's not get by."

"Wh...what?"

Guan Yu said, "I have to go."

Seeing that he didn't mean to be joking, I immediately said anxiously: "Second brother, no, second master, if I offend you, just say, don't be familiar with me."

Guan Yu smiled and waved his hands: "It's not..."

I saw him holding the half of the newspaper in his hand and stuttering: "You are... going to Henan?"

Guan Yu nodded.

"So...that person is really Zhou Cang?"

Guan Yu held the newspaper in front of his eyes, rubbed the blurry photo with his hands, and muttered: "It's mostly him, but he still remembers me. I patronized the war in the previous life and ignored this old friend next to me. Now I have time. Chatted with him."

My mind went blank, and I was stunned for a long time before I said: "Second brother, we are all the way to Henan, you don't even have a red rabbit, how can you go?"

Guan Yu said, "I will ask."

"... Are you going to walk? Waiting for you to go for a year, and the time has passed. Besides, when you arrive, do you know how to find Zhou Cang? Well, let me go for two days and wait until I finish my work. Take you there, let's fly."

Guan Yu scratched his gray hair and said, "Airplane?"

"Yes, just a few hours... well, it's a matter of time."

Guan Yu's eyes lit up: "Really? Do you have time now?"

I waved my hand and said, "Don't think about it now. Even if I have the time, you can't have an ID card. I don't know that ID card? It's equivalent to a badge for entry and exit!" I really didn't know how to explain to him.

Guan Yu thought for a while and said, "Is there any other way?"

I said: "Then you can only take the train, which is much slower, probably a day or two."

Guan Yu put his hand on my shoulder and said, "Then Xiaoqiang, do me a favor~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I'll take the train away."

I frantically said: "Why do you think that one out is one out? How do you go like you are now? Do you know the exit entrance? Do you know the stop sign? Can't you wait for two days?"

Guan Yu resolutely said: "Either you help me, or I walk by myself." As he said, he stretched out his hand to hold a passerby and asked others, "Excuse me, where to go to Henan?" The man left with a blank look. .

I jumped and shouted: "Why are you old man so stubborn?"

Guan Yu chuckled, "The old man has been stubborn all his life, but is it not just today?"

I held up a finger: "One day, will you wait for me to do it in one day?"

Guan Yu pulled another passerby again: "Excuse me..."

I sighed, I got into the car first, and opened the co-pilot door to him. Guan Yu got into the car with a smile and asked, "Where to go?"

I calmly said: "The train station!"