The First Chaos In History

Yu Ersha’s suggestion, others didn’t have any opinions, but I was a little worried, "Isn’t people still waiting for us in Qian Leduo?" It is more kind than before, and it is simply the biggest challenge to the famous saying "near Zhu is red, and near ink is black".

Of course, I quickly discovered the reason: Except for me, everyone in this car is the master of murder. Ying brother, don't laugh so innocently, you kill more!

Halfway through the car, Hua Mulan suddenly raised her eyebrows with her fist against her stomach. I knew that she had committed an old problem again, and stepped on the gas pedal to reach her destination, Lei Laoshi's second bar.

It seems that this place has not been affected by us for the time being, and it is still calm, because a place like a bar is not as complicated as a nightclub after all. It is at most a drug GH here. There is no reason to become a key target of military operations, and we always I told Lei Laoshi's people about the goal of the next stop every time, so I haven't been alarmed here yet.

The waiter politely asked us what we want with a hand on his back. I first ordered a cup of Biluochun for Hua Mulan. Of course, the tea in the bar is just like the Chinese food in Chinatown. I mainly want Mulan to use the heat. Take medicine.

Thinking that this is my first drink with Wu Sangui, I specially ordered two bottles of pure vodka. I think this kind of wine matches the temper of an old traitor. I waved away the waiter who wanted to give us soft drinks. I First, I poured a large glass for Wu Sangui, picked it up, and touched the old guy: "That...it's heart-warming, hey, drink." I was a little embarrassed, and I didn't know what to call it. He saved my life just now, and that was because he couldn't help but yelled the third brother, but now that jin has passed a bit.

Wu Sangui drank it in one gulp, then smiled and said, "You don't even call me anymore?"

I laughed a few times and said, "Brother San..."

Wu Sangui filled himself with himself, and sighed: "Hey, you look down on me and I recognize it. Who told us to do the job. But Xiaoqiang, I asked you, what should I do at that time? Li Zicheng that **** Ask me to surrender, blatantly occupy my woman, persecute my old father, and then I will rush to become a slave to him? We are not without the idea of ​​loyalty to the emperor, but I am so loyal, the old Zhu family owns his own home The scourge of the country collapsed, and I took the soldiers to Beijing to rescue him. Only halfway through Chongzhen, the boy hung on the crooked neck tree. My first thought at the time was that I could not let the Qing soldiers enter the barrier anyway. So I took the soldiers back to guard Shanhaiguan. I was already in a difficult position. If I were loyal, I would lead the soldiers to die with Li Zicheng, and the Qing soldiers would still have to enter the customs. After thinking about it, the surnamed Li was still a Han Chinese. If you drop Li, you can drop Li, but you know what he did. I was about to fight with the Qing army and died in Shanhaiguan. No one could say anything, but what should I do with this tone? In the end. Your third brother, I am not afraid of death, but I only live for myself and deserve to be scolded." At this point, Wu Sangui was a little excited and took a sip of wine.

I hurriedly said, “I didn’t mention anything before, now 56 ethnic groups belong to one family. It’s boring to talk about it.” It can be seen that the old man is not completely calm about his actions as he said. , And what he said is reasonable, what should I do if it is me? Think about it, I'm about to surrender. The bun is taken over by others, so do you take me as a person? How do you swallow this breath? Then I...Wait, who do you think is going to seize the buns? After all, the phrase "beautiful beauty is a disaster" still makes sense after all.

At this time, Qin Shihuang had almost ascertained what happened to Wu Sangui. He touched the glass and said: "You are hungry (I said). You should set up another door when you are a silk (time)."

Wu Sangui said, "There is no place for me. At that time, the poor supported Li Zicheng. A large part of the rich were the remnants of the Ming dynasty. If I stopped in the middle, I could only die faster."

Qin Shihuang chuckled, "Well (that) Zhu's family has touched (no) descendants? Are the poor afraid of clearing soldiers?"

Wu Sangui said in amazement: "What do you mean?"

Xiang Yu patted the table lightly and admired: "Brother Ying is still thoughtful. He meant that you should support a descendant of the Zhu family and win over the poor under the banner of destroying the Qing. Wouldn't the last world Is it yours?"

The charming Hua Mulan said: "That's not right, according to that, the descendants of Zhu's family will sit in the end after hitting the world."

As soon as she said this, Qin Shihuang, Xiang Yu, and Wu Sangui all smiled relatively and looked at her like a naive little sister. In fact, not only these emperors and heroes, but even I know what to do. Just after Jiang Shan is about to fight and have a large number of his own buddies, who can guarantee that the descendants of the Zhu family will not die overnight from a strange illness? Is this kind of thing rare in history? Cao Cao threatened the emperor to command the princes, and Sima Zhao’s heart is known to everyone. In fact, in order to truly grasp the power, the first emperor of Qin forced Lu Buwei to death. Xiang Yu started to support the king of Chuhuai. This is all of a nature. A mature politician should naturally know the right time. Kicked away the stumbling block.

Wu Sangui pondered for a while, and then suddenly said: "Then what should Chen Yuanyuan do?" Wu Sangui stabbed Xiang Yu, "Brother Xiang, if your Yu Ji is looted, can you hold back your breath and move back slowly?"

Xiang Yu stopped for a moment, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "If someone asked me to want Jiangshan or Ayu before, I must tell him categorically that I want Jiangshan, but after a life and death, I can't say now." At the end Xiang Yu said flatly," Brother Wu and I are both motivated and reckless. Talking about the dominance of the country makes people laugh."

Qin Shihuang smiled slightly and stopped talking about this topic.

At the end of the day, Xiang Da has the world in mind, but his sons and daughters are strong, heroic and short of breath. Old Wu has no ambitions, but is quick to do it for a while. He is always forced by the situation, but he never wants to take the initiative to do something. The fat man is the most successful. The Seven Kingdoms have been unified, and the Great Wall has been built. The relationship life is a little boring. It is the lyrics of the line: It’s hard for a big man to do it, no matter how hard it is, the love of children is hidden in the heart...

I put my arms around Ershou's shoulders and said, "They are all bad guys, but we are both pure. Come and drink."

Er Sha pushed me away, despising: "You are so naive to speak!"

The table full of people laughed. Xiang Yu shouted: "Here are two more bottles of vodka——"

I watched my brows gradually relax

Said: "Sister, I will take you back to Yu when I have time to show Bian Que and Hua Tuo. People think you are Xi Shi."

Hua Mulan smiled sweetly: "Xishi is the heart, right? Besides, am I so pretty?"

I disdain: "You are much more beautiful than Xi Shi, really." Then I asked the person next to him, "Who has seen Xi Shi here?" People all shook their heads.

I said: "Wait for her to come and compare you two."

—

Speaking of Yucai, Liangshan heroes and the four heavenly kings suddenly appeared in my mind. I really wonder if I haven't seen them for so long. I took out the phone and dialed on Yuan’s mobile phone. There is no time difference between Singapore and China. It is about 10 o’clock in the evening and they have already returned from the game scene. Yuan picked up the phone and made a silent gesture around her. Said: "Shhh, it's Xiaoqiang." She didn't say it but it was okay, but when she said that, the sky suddenly turned upside down. Several loud voices yelled: "I told him I told him."

Finally, the call came to Fang Zhenjiang. It seems that the distance between him and Yuan is the closest-I won't say why they are so close.

Fang Zhenjiang yelled, "Hey, Xiaoqiang! Why do you think of calling us now?"

I smiled and said, "A bunch of unconscionable things. Why don't you forget me if I call you?"

There was a moment of silence on the other side, followed by a real ping-pong-pong voice, which seemed to be grabbing the phone again. Zhang Qing gasped and said, "Xiaoqiang, are you still alive?"

I laughed and cursed: "Gou Sundi, how is the game, you haven't been beaten up to find teeth, right?"

Zhang Qing said arrogantly: "You didn't watch TV?"

"Why are you watching TV? You are wanted by the international police?"

Zhang Qing said, "Hey, let me scare you by saying it. Up to now, the foreign grandsons haven't even got a bronze medal in the game."

Wang Yin sneered next to Zhang Qing: "There is still a face to say, when you were playing with the Russian, didn't you make people so scared to move at the beginning?" There was a roar of laughter around him.

Zhang Qing said embarrassedly, "Hey, this is the first time I have seen Lao Tzu with yellow hair and blue eyes. I thought it was a fairy."

I smiled and said, "How are everyone else?"

"It's all pretty good, but Zhenjiang had a small accident when he played in the final yesterday and almost lost."

"What's wrong?"

"He said that he felt like he was suddenly possessed by someone. He was not as strong as usual, but he should be better after 10 minutes."

I sweated and said ashamed: "Tell Zhenjiang, I will ask him to eat biscuits when I come back and be shocked-when will you finish?"

"Quickly, when we go back and surprise you, you are pretty good too?"

I hurriedly said, "It's good. There are a lot of people in the school. Brother Guan is also here. Unfortunately, I went to Henan." I didn't dare to tell them that we were kicking people out of the court. I followed the tempers of the bandits. Knowing the excitement, you have to hurry back when you put down the phone.

After that, I chatted with Lu Junyi and Fang La and closed the line.

Wu Sangui learned that I was fascinated after talking to the Liangshan hero, and finally said a little worried: "You said they want to know my affairs, will they look down on me in the future?"

I patted Wu Sangui's shoulder and said, "Brother, let's not talk about this in the future. I also understand your difficulties. Let the rest of the world evaluate it."

Xiang Yu said: "Now it is hereafter——"

I glanced at Hua Mulan and said, "In fact, except for my sister Mulan, who is not standing here with flowers on her head and feet on her feet, how could there be such a consistent evaluation?"

We all drank a lot of alcohol that day, so that we almost forgot what we were doing. I didn’t even think of it when the waiter came to see me, who was a little half drunk, to check out. I habitually took out my wallet and watched. Glancing at the bill, I couldn't help but cried out, "Damn, three thousand eight?" I was in a cold sweat, and I woke up more than half of the time with alcohol. Shen Sheng said to Xiang Yu and the others: "Everyone, it's time to work!"

It was Jing Ke who reacted first. He jumped onto the stage in a familiar way and shouted: "Kill..." And I, desperately grabbed the bill and tore it to pieces.

The six of us have a good understanding of cooperation, the clearing of the field, the main attack of the main attack, and the beaters who ran out to maintain order in a blink of an eye were knocked down several times. A foreman who looked like a foreman appeared immediately and grabbed me. Begged: "A 40% discount...is a 40% discount OK?"

I said depressed: "Don't you know why we smashed your place?"

One was just beaten by Wu Sangui and fell to the ground. Pointing at us and said: "The rich are you smashing the ground?"

The foreman seemed to have heard about us and asked tremblingly: "Didn't you say that the next one will go to Qian Le Duo? How come we are here?"

I blushed and said hurriedly: "Accidents, accidents, we just come to drink something before leaving." This makes me feel embarrassed. In fact, if it wasn't for the bar to slaughter people too harshly, I would just give the money directly. It's over, after all, our operation was done with great fanfare. I don't want people to think that we are engaging in slanderous tricks.

The foreman raised his hands in the air and waved desperately: "Don't fight, don't fight!"

At this time, the battle was almost over. With such a shout, the few thugs left fled to the side. The foreman laughed at me and said, "In this case, I won't delay you from going to Qian Le Duo, everyone. go."

we:"……"

I have to say that this foreman can bend and stretch and see opportunities very quickly.

Speaking of the bar, I just remembered: I seem to also run a business... I am not the same Xiaoqiang anymore, and I am really **** smashing people here. I didn’t care that I was also a monk with a temple. I hurriedly called Sun Sixin. The first sentence was: "If someone goes to our place to make trouble, you don’t say anything and don’t do anything, just take our people and withdraw. ."

Sun Sixin's promotion also started from the beginning of the "wars". He paused after hearing this and immediately replied: "I know what to do." Hey, our manager is no worse than Lei's fourth!

We were sent out politely by the people at the other's bar and drove to Qian Le Duo.

In the car, Hua Mulan said, "You said that the other party wouldn't think we were afraid of him and started to carry out a sneak attack, right?"

"I'm also worried about this" I said with a solemn face: "——Who did you take off just now?"

Everyone looked at each other, and the second silly laughed. I knew he must have been listening to this stubbornness on the radio. Today, I ran this personal experience, and I glared at him: "I said why is it so expensive!"

Hua Mulan said: "It's okay, didn't you give me money in the end anyway?"

I said angrily: "Is it because of the money — I'll just talk to you. I don't know when I jump!"

...

Qian Le Duo is very easy to find, and the location is also good. Actually, I have heard of the rich and Qian Le Duo, but I didn’t know that this was the fourth Lei’s business. Now this place is like a big enemy, although there is no more. The gangsters came to join in the fun. But from the depression and slaughter at the gate, you can feel that it has been arranged inside.

After we got off the bus, we filed in. The front desk was replaced by a uniformly man. A small man who was not a hospitality at first glance smirked and said to me who walked in the lead: "Sir, do you sing K, dance or... "It seems that although the other party is waiting for us, he hasn't gone out of business. Now he has sent a little boss to entertain the people at the front desk. The little one followed Xiang Yu before he finished speaking. The little one looked up at Xiang Yu and suddenly He took out a piece of paper in his pocket, and looked at the paper. Muttered: "Big man, woman, old man... and a fat man?"

Qin Shihuang who finally entered the door smiled and said, "The mouth is (this) grin."

I was very surprised. When the little one was in front of me, I couldn’t help it. I saw that he was drawing six portraits on the floor paper, which looked like an ancient wanted order. What’s rare is that the painter has a good grasp of us. Very accurate, it seems that Lei Si is also full of talents.

The little one finished the avatar, put away the paper and smiled at us: "We have been waiting for you for a long time, please come with me."

I glanced at Xiang Yu and the others hesitantly, then held the little one and asked, "Where is thunder?"

The little one still smiled and said, "Please follow me."

Xiang Yu nodded slightly at me, saying that he didn't need to worry.

The opponent has changed a card now, which really confuses me. If we start the fight with yelling and yelling now, it will appear that we are courageous. At this time, we can only wait and see the changes, and maybe the younger one will lead us to it. On a playground, tens of thousands of people are holding crossbow arrows and shouting "gale" waiting for us.

The little one took us to a bright conference room with seven or eight little brothers in suits on each side. The little one greeted us: "Please sit down."

It doesn't look like it is going to start a fight. After we go to three cities in a row, they will not be naive enough to think that a dozen people have the capital to start a war with us, right?

The little one asked someone to serve us tea and cigarettes. I really couldn’t hold back my breath and said, "You can call out the thunder. The purpose of the place is not to treat the boy named Lei. I just want him to apologize to Baozi. I can’t get used to the problem of bullying a woman. If I want to say, my anger has disappeared in the heroic battle. It’s almost done. It’s almost like a spring breeze. The sequelae of eating Fang Zhenjiang’s biscuit yesterday are also much better. My waist is not sore and my legs are no longer painful. I can hit five places in one breath without much effort.

The little one graciously put the ashtray in front of me, and said with a grin: "Um... I still have to ask, how did Lei Shao offend everyone?"

I knocked on the table and said, "Don't ask me about it, you let the kid think about it!"

The little one smiled and said: "Several people, I think we should open the skylight to speak up. What do you want, say it-we walk on the road, many friends and many roads, it is not impossible to discuss, a few faces , It may be a foreigner or a friend on other roads. To say, our boss Lei is also number one in the local area. It is impossible to really get six people. Yu Aicai..."

This time I couldn’t help it anymore. With a green face, I slammed the ashtray against the opposite wall, and shouted: "Nothing to say, fight!" The one who provokes me is the senior Lei Si. Remember the face of the villain, you said that I led a bunch of emperor heroes and even traitors all night. In the end, I refused to let my son come out and say a word, and even if I didn’t, I put on the scene to scare me. For the buns, I am sorry for myself!

Wu Sangui and the others stood up lazily, squeezing their fists to look at the row of suits by the wall, but the suits didn't want to do anything at all. Look at me and I look at you. They stood obediently, Xiang Yu had to pick up a chair and put it first. The round table of the meeting broke down.

Seeing that things did not develop as he imagined, the little guy hid on the side and called with a bitter face. After I broke the rear-projection TV, he finally handed the phone to me and shouted: "Our Lei Shao—"

I took it, and a young voice on the other side shouted frantically: "Boss, I've been thinking about it all night, I really don't know where I have offended you!"

I said coldly: "My wife's shoulders are still green!"

There might be someone around Leiming~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and the kid asked in confusion, "Did I beat a woman?" Someone said intermittently: "Let's... during the day..."

Lei Ming put on the phone again: "Yes, we smashed two stores during the day-but which one is your wife?"

Sure enough, he is not a good person! It's okay to smash people in the shop, except for the trouble of finding the buns, I don't know who is unlucky to provoke him.

Without waiting for me to speak, thundering paused and asked: "What's your voice over there?"

I laughed strangely: "I'm also smashing your shop-you'd better wait for me at the next nightclub, or you won't open your business."

Lei Ming couldn't help it anymore, and roared hysterically: "Come on! Come on! You are the one who raised me if I can't kill you!"

I hung up the phone and rang and said, "Brother Yu, go!"

Xiang Yu and the others asked me together: "Where are you going?"

I said, "I have a new godson—"