The First Chaos In History

Amidst the roar of laughter, my first large-scale internal client meeting was this meeting, where celebrities and heroes from all fields and dynasties were basically present, although Liu Bang, Li Shishi, Guan Yu, Li Bai and Liu Xia were not present due to special reasons. , But the scale is unprecedented. As for Qin Hui, although he was only half a step away from us, for the sake of stability and harmony, I did not dare to inform him - Xu Delong and his two soldiers sat down in a standard military posture.

Before the meeting started, many people had already informed each other’s names. The meeting place was full of "Oh, so you are **" "Ah, I admire the most in my life. The typical example is the sacred scholar Xiao Rang holding Wang Xizhi. Without letting go, An Daoquan respectfully followed Bian Que and Hua Tuo.

I cleared my throat and looked at the noise below. I really shouldn't start somewhere. Finally, I grabbed the microphone and gave two feeds. The following started to quieten gradually. To the full house of heroes, I said embarrassingly: "Uh...Should we say it according to the dynasty or the order in which it came to me?"

Zhang Shun shouted: "In what order, let's talk from the front row to the back. After introducing yourself, Xiaoqiang will add it." People all echoed: "Yes, right, there is no need for everyone to get together. Let's start from the front row. ."

I was right after thinking about it, and I said: "Then say one by one. Everyone in this era shouldn't care about it." People suddenly agreed.

I looked at the first one in the front row and couldn’t help crying—the first one was Zhao Bailian. Actually, I had seen him a long time ago, but I didn’t want him to avoid it. Once he left, Jing Ke would definitely not be able to wait. live. Secondly, what secret can he tell a fool?

I pointed to Zhao Bailian and said uncomfortably, "Um... this is my neighbor, he doesn't count, the next one, Ke Zi, tell me."

I don’t know that Zhao Bai’s face is usually muddy, but I understand it, I saw him slowly stand up, turn around and say, "You can call me Xiao Zhao." Then he sat down and everyone was inexplicable. . Zhao Bailian smiled suddenly, and celebrated with a high-five with Jing Ke, like a pair of mischievous children. Suddenly petrified...

I leaned on the table and said weakly: "Kezi, it's you."

Jing Ke heard me call him, and hurriedly signaled Zhao Baiface to sit down, adjusted his expression and stood up and said, "I am Jing Ke." A low voice of "Wow--" was heard from the audience, and Jing Ke's identity was only The guys who had played with him at the time knew that other people like Fang Zhenjiang, the four heavenly kings, and old masters didn't know him. At first, he seemed to be half-hearted and not stupid. He thought that this was just a nameless **** who had traveled through. He didn't expect to be the number one killer in the ages. Celebrate with Zhao Bai face to face...

Yan Zhenqing lay on the table and shook hands with Jing Ke vigorously across the mountain and explored the sea: "Brilliant Jing, Sansheng is fortunate!" Wang Xizhi and Liu Gongquan seemed to want to come over and chat with Jing Ke, I hurriedly said: "Pay attention to the order of the conference, and want to chat privately. After the meeting is over." This literati has no power to bind the chickens, but prefers to yearn for the deeds of these assassins and killers, and has done a lot of chapters. From Simaqian to Li Bai, they did not write less praising works of this kind of people, on the contrary. . To the emperor, most of them have a ambivalence of seven-point hatred and three-point love.

I was supposed to say a few words briefly, but this statement inevitably brought up the contradiction between him and Fatty Ying. Anyway, everyone knows him, so I said: "Next."

Sitting next to Jing Ke was Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu stood up and reported his name concisely: "Xiang Ji. Zi Yu." There were more people who knew him. Everyone gave a warm applause to show respect to the overlord, only Su Wu. Snorted coldly.

The next one is Hua Mulan. Mulan turned around and clasped a fist neatly, and said crisply, "My name is Hua Mulan, I am glad to meet everyone." There was another warm applause. Hu Sanniang and Xiuxiu were full of admiration, and they filmed very hard. . I smiled and said, "This one seems to be known to everyone, and he joined the army on behalf of his father. The next one..."

Before I finished my words, Bian Que said dissatisfied: "Everyone knows everything, why don't I know? And what did Jing Ke and Xiang Yu just now do? Did you take your father to join the army with your father?"

As soon as Hu Sanniang heard that someone dared to be disrespectful to Hua Mulan, she immediately became unhappy: "If you are going to school with your father on your back, you can do it well and take your father to join the army-you want to move China too? You can't figure it out!" Then Tell the person next to him, "Who is that old man, that's so annoying!"

I’m to blame. I just thought that Hua Mulan’s job in the army on behalf of her father is an eternal talk, but I missed one point: among my clients, there are more than eternal ——

And I also know that even though the old man Bian Que is a little arrogant, he doesn’t care about who doesn’t take him seriously. He is purely curious and just wants to know that this is also related to his spirit of questioning as a doctor. It is academic. Considerations.

I hurriedly recounted the allusion about Hua Mulan’s service in the army on behalf of her father, and finally said: "Sister Mulan has suffered a lot in the past twelve years, and finally her stomach has problems. I will have to ask the genius doctor Bian to see it later. ."

Bian Que was very excited after hearing about Hua Mulan's deeds, and stood up and said, "Girl, if I can't be cured, you won't have the face to see people." Hua Tuo echoed: "If you can't, you can still have surgery." An Daoquan said hurriedly. "Two seniors, don’t blame me for taking the liberty. I have been in the army for a long time, so I’m pretty sure about this kind of illness." Bian Que muttered, "Let’s show the three of us to the girl in a moment. The cure is the main thing.” The consultation plan for Hua Mulan by these three famous doctors was thus determined.

Hua Mulan smiled: "Thank you."

Hu Sanniang glanced back and murmured: "Unexpectedly, the old man is still a doctor."

Bian Que sat behind Hu Sanniang and said, "Girl, you have a bad temper."

Hu Sanniang said: "I have always had a bad temper, and it hasn't been a year or two."

Bian Que said, "I'm talking about temper and anger, not temper."

Hu Sanniang: "..."

Hua Mulan was surrounded by Fatty Ying, and I raised my voice and said, "And this one is our first emperor in Chinese history, Qin Shihuang, Brother Ying!"

There was another whisper, and Xiuxiu covered her mouth in surprise and said: "Qin Shihuang is a fat man?" Hua Rong gave her a hand: "Be quiet. Let people hear her."

But everyone has already heard it. Brother Ying stood up and looked at the little couple, pointing to Huarong and smiling at Xiuxiu and said, "When he is hungry (I), you will look at it again, crooked (that) hungry. Back then, Yesi (yes) Broken (handsome) boy." Everyone laughed, Xiuxiu embarrassedly put her face in Hua Rong's arms.

Yan Zhenqing was sitting next to Qin Shihuang. He didn't expect this fat man to be the emperor of the ages. He shook hands with Jing Ke excitedly just now, so Old Yan smiled at Qin Shihuang a little embarrassingly. Fatty Ying didn’t think about it at all, he grabbed Old Yan’s hand to pull

Then I will continue to introduce Yan Zhenqing and then Wu Sangui. Now I am a bit embarrassed. This old man is notorious, and there are many people who are familiar with history in the venue. Li Tian and Pang Wanchun are both intellectuals, even if Wang Yinhe Baojin is a worker and I am afraid I have heard of the bad name of the traitor Wu Sangui. I spent a few days with Lao Wu, and I think he is a good person, but sometimes he is a bit extreme and his personality is a bit contradictory. If you have to tell him about what he has done, he will never compromise, but you have to let him want to go, and regret it, so I don't want him to be too embarrassed.

I said with sloppy eyes: "This... is our third brother, hehe, for my beloved woman, he brought hundreds of thousands of brothers and a surnamed Li for many days."

Sure enough, the four heavenly kings got together and wondered: "Is this Wu Sangui who is talking about it?"

Wu Sangui stood up and said loudly: "The old man is Wu Sangui. He voted for Li to betray Li for Chen Yuanyuan, and later was sent to the Qing Dynasty. Hundreds of thousands of people died because of me, and the Manchus entered the barrier because of me."

Wang Yin gave him a white look and said: "We didn't say anything about you, why are you shouting so loudly?"

I hurriedly said: "Don’t get excited, everyone don’t get excited. Don’t say anything about the past. No one in history is the way you are now, and there may not be who we are today. I mean 20. Those born after the century."

Fang Zhenjiang nodded and said, "Yes, Yuan is a Manchu."

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Hu Sanniang listened leisurely and fascinated, and grabbed the back of the chair in the front row and yelled at Wu Sangui: "Brother Wu, you are so cool, I support you!" Wu Sangui laughed at her.

I'm speechless. Old Wu seems to have been quite fond of women because of Chen Yuanyuan's affairs. From Hua Mulan to Hu Sanniang, even the Xiuxiu who has undergone step-by-step ideological and moral education for so many years since childhood saw Wu Sangui's eyes very kind. This woman is really a sentimental animal. As long as you treat her well, she doesn't care who you betrayed and what bad things you did.

The next introduction went smoothly. The remaining people are either big scholars or heroes. The most important thing is that there are no sensitive people. But even so, the venue is still interrupted by everyone's exclamation and applause from time to time. Senior celebrities usually do He is sought after by future generations of customers, and of course I also have younger generations who come to flatter me. Xiuxiu and I are the most pitiful. People here are either thousands or hundreds of years old, even those born in the 70s. The other two of them are only astonishing.

The last person who introduced himself was Su Wu. The old man sat consciously in the corner of the last row, dressed in a big cotton cloth, holding his stick. Lord Su Hou didn’t like to communicate with people very much. I've talked to someone, and Lord Suhou is too savory. No one can stay with him for more than 5 minutes if Sumara is not here, although people admire him for his integrity.

The conference has been held intermittently for nearly 3 hours. In the end, everyone still didn’t know what to say. It’s not easy for these people to get together. Even if they have other friends in this society, they can’t speak so freely. I said, “Should we send someone? Representative come up to say a few more words?"

People look at me and I look at you. They were all a little embarrassed. Finally, they smiled and pushed each other, and Fang La said, "What did you tell them to say?" Although he recovered his previous life memory, he still regarded himself as a modern person.

I said, "It’s okay to say anything, it’s better to talk about how to get along with the people you are now. You can’t stay in school all year, right? Even if you stay in school, you have to deal with others. I have to remind those who have just returned from Singapore that they will step up to teach the children from tomorrow. After all, this is a school, and there are also masters who write and draw. Don’t worry about yourself and teach our children. , The things handed down from you are almost lost now, and no one will appreciate your works anymore."

The old men nodded in cold sweat.

I took a look down and saw Li Jingshui. This kid was sitting in a military position like a wolf with a big tail. I pointed at him: "Li Jingshui, let me say something."

Li Jingshui was stunned: "Why me?"

I said: "Your kid is better than me in the 21st century. Who do you choose not to choose?"

Li Jingshui didn't evade too much, and strode up to the podium. When I passed by, I whispered to him: "Speaking of dim sum and experience, you have to make the newcomers feel rushing."

Standing on the podium, Li Jingshui looked down, with burning eyes, and slowly said: "When I first came, I was just like you, feeling lost, lost, and incomprehensible. My eyes were full of weirdness. I seemed to be abandoned by everyone. It’s not that I don’t understand, it’s that the world is changing fast..."

I heard what he meant and couldn’t finish it for a while, so I sat down and took the opportunity to drink a few sips of water~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I really haven’t been on the podium for such a long time and said so many things. I wanted to let Master Li do it earlier. Unexpectedly, I did the job first. I drank tea and looked back at my customers full of pits and valleys. A sense of satisfaction emerged spontaneously. It’s okay to call brothers brothers with the emperor and bandits. It’s difficult to make Qin Shihuang and Jing Ke sat together, let the Liangshan hero and Fang La's four heavenly kings have a meeting in the same place. The more difficult thing is: I still sit in the first row...

These people know each other now, whether they have heard of it before, whether they are in their own business or not, they started to talk. Yan Zhenqing took a chance and asked for a long time about the situation of Er silly back then. Wu Daozi got a small book. When I was listening and painting, I probably wanted to restore the actual situation at that time and use it to paint.

However, most people were still attracted by Li Jingshui’s speech. Originally, he had also traveled through it. Many of his experiences were similar to those present here. One sentence can often cause everyone to smile knowingly. In the end, Li Jingshui said impassionedly: " ...So, we should never give up, and we must not be discouraged. Since we chose it ourselves, we must catch up and achieve better results. I believe - the world will change again because of us, thank you!"

With thunderous applause below, many people stood up excitedly, and even Xiang Yu said to me, "This young man is really good."

I gave an "um" and clapped and said, "This kid, 80% of the days ago, I had done MLM."