The First Chaos In History
Vol 3 Chapter 26: Too Lu Bu
Fortunately, those who are going to the duel are not those in the four fierce eight sledgehammers. It is said that the hammer is either four hundred catties or eight hundred catties. If you want to carry one or two hundred catties, you are embarrassed to say hello.
Maybe some people still don’t understand the concept of 130 being pressed up. Yes, 130 is actually not too heavy, it is equivalent to the weight of an ordinary person, but even if a person is pressed up, he will not weigh the whole body. They are all concentrated on one point. After all, people have a head, a neck, a chest, and a thigh...
But Xiang Yu threw the gun in my arms, who was caught off guard. This is equivalent to a 130-pound adult sitting on my chest in a group, plus the power potential, it’s strange if you don’t lie down—you are not convinced. Find someone to try, I'm almost 130 kilograms, very happy to help.
Xiang Yu put the gun in his hand and danced a few spears casually. The gun was like a plastic stick in his hand. I am now a little convinced by the enemy of all people, holding this perverted murder weapon. The trick doesn't need to be so mysterious, as long as it is opened in the crowd, it is a meat grinder.
The heroes, Lin Chong, Dong Ping, and Zhang Qing are all master gunners, but if they want them to make this overlord gun, they will not be able to move them smartly. As a result, they are full of confidence in Xiang Yu's battle.
Duan Jingzhu still said with some regret: "It's a pity that Xiaowen Houlufang's brother is not here. If he is not allowed to feed Brother Xiang, he will also make Fang Tian paint a halberd."
Zhang Qing patted him and said, "Big Brother Xiang, a hero, how can such a cheap price be rare?"
Lin Chong and Xiang Yu said, "Brother Xiang, even though this gun has been fired, you haven't tried it yet. Isn't it a bit too hurried to fight today?"
When I was relieved, I also said, "Yes, Brother Yu. Don't you worry?"
Xiang Yu didn't speak, turned his back and murmured: "I'm running out of time..."
Xiang Yu carried the gun and went back to the campus to find the rabbit. Turning on his horse, punching us with a fist: "Everyone, Xiangmou is here."
Fang Zhenjiang said anxiously: "Don't charge, let's follow it."
Wu Sangui also said: "Brother Xiang, you have to pay attention to saving horsepower when the battle is coming." He said that everyone is aware of this problem, and it will take more than 30 miles to go to Chunkong Mountain. Although the rabbit is a good horse, he must carry him and It's certainly not easy to run a full distance of 300 kilograms with a big gun.
Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, and said, "It won't be a hindrance."
Wang Yin grabbed the rabbit’s horse and said: “Let’s do this, I will drive a coal cart to deliver horses and guns. Brother Xiang, you and Xiaoqiang will come in a car.” Wang Yin’s cart stopped at Yucai before he went to Singapore. My current identity is the captain of the Yucai convoy, and this is probably the last time I drove this coal car.
Xiang Yu thought for a while, then dismounted, and handed the gun to Wang Yin, "I have work."
Wang Yin put the gun behind the coal cart. Embarrassedly said: "But how does the horse get up?"
The back of the cart is about one and five meters tall, and people have to grab the handrails to climb up.
Baojin took Li Kui and said, "Come on, I will hold the front leg and you will lift the hind leg. Let's get the horse up."
Everyone: "..."
Shi Qian came out of the crowd and kept yelling: "I have a way, I have a way." He jumped on the car, took out an apple from his arms and waved at the rabbit and said, "Good horse. , Come here." The co-author is another set of sneaking and petting. The rabbit glanced at him contemptuously, snapped his nose, and sprayed Shiqian with a spit on his face.
Xiang Yu smiled slightly, put **** in his mouth and whistled, and said loudly: "Xiao Hei. Come on!"
Hearing the call from the master, the rabbit walked a few steps back and rushed up. The two front legs were lifted up to the car gang lightly, and the rear hooves kicked in the air. Standing firmly on the car, he and Shiqian stared at Xiaoyan for a while, bowed their heads and ate the apple in Shiqian's hand. Everyone laughed and praised: "Good beast!" I said to my heart. : It deserves to have gone through the ring of fire.
Then I asked Wei Tiezhu and Li Jingshui to drive two buses from the school to get everyone on board. Xiang Yu, Qin Shihuang and I were still the same people who got in the van and drove all the way to Chunkong Mountain.
This time there is also a little guy in our car—Cao Xiaoxiang. In addition to his love for buns, this child will be the closest to Qin Shihuang. His fat uncle once selflessly passed on the secrets of Contra tune to him, and the two of them also I fought side by side for a period of time, and then I was tired of being by Xiang Yu's side. Although Uncle Xiang never looked good, he taught him everything fresh and exciting. Now the little elephant likes Wu Sangui again, and the old traitor treats others. The bitter hatred is so deep, but I have a lot of fun with Cao Xiaoxiang.
Wu Sangui said with emotion: "When I died... when I left, my grandson was as big as a baby elephant."
My heart said where did your grandson, Wu Yingxiong was castrated by Princess Jianning?
I asked the little elephant as I drove, "Uncle Xiang is going to fight with Lu Bu, who do you hope to win?"
Classmate Cao Xiaoxiang said unambiguously: "Of course I hope Uncle Xiang will win. My dad said Lu Bu is not a good person."
I smiled and said, "How does your father comment on Lu Bu?"
"My dad often tells Uncle Xu Chu and them, don't be too Lu Bu!"
The people in the car all laughed, Xiang Yu also laughed: "This kid is popular enough."
Said: "Brother Yu, the popularity belongs to the relationship, this Lu Bu really has two sons, enemies."
Xiang Yu stopped laughing and said, "I just don't look down on him a little bit. Even for Ayu, I won't underestimate the enemy."
I was silent for a while and said, "Don’t hold on too much hope. It will be thousands of years from here to yours. My sister-in-law may not really be the same age as ours. Isn’t that the way for Brother Guan? Three brothers, uncle and third master. I went to the Northern and Sui dynasties..."
Xiang Yu nodded: "I care about it."
When we got to the villa, the Erpang boy hadn't come yet. Since the last time we came here, he probably has been unoccupied. The grass on the grass is almost out of legs, and the upstairs is a wolf. Wu Sangui wandered around pretendingly, in fact, he was observing whether there were ambushes around him. The old man fought with people all his life, and was careful everywhere. I called him back: "Want to know if there are ambushes that are so troublesome?" I turned my head and asked. Zhao Bailian, "Xiao Zhao. Are you murderous?"...
At this time, the two buses behind us began to snor, and Wu Daozi set up the drawing board and put all the paintbrushes at hand. With excitement on his face, it seemed that even these literati would not want to miss the grand occasion of Xiang Yu and Lu Bu. I regretted to say, "I should really take the camera."
The heroes took out their mobile phones one after another: "Our phone can take pictures." Then they started to discuss with each other: "How many grids of electricity are left in your land?" "My 300-pixel land, where's your land?"
I:"…"
In order not to make the rabbit feel uncomfortable, Wang Yin drove very slowly. It was the last one. A large container truck of that kind was slowly followed behind his car. It was fully sealed. The car drove to the middle of the grass field, and the back door slowly rose up. . A few people ran out of the cab quickly, without saying a word, and started to build a **** bridge behind.
We didn't know what this meant, so we gathered around to watch the excitement. When the bridge was built, the driver pressed another button, and another small fence was raised on the tailgate of the container. We took a look. It turned out that the container was loaded with a horse.
The horse looked a little taller than the rabbit, and it was white all over, with no miscellaneous hair. The horsehair didn't seem to be repaired much, but the money spent on it was definitely not less than that of Beckham, and it was as smooth as a steaming cloud.
The big white horse looked like a master who was accustomed to being served. People were busy outside helping him to build a ladder. It didn’t even look at it. It just looked around boredly and waited until the long ladder was built. He tentatively put a hoof out and stepped on it, and then shook his head and shook his head. Begin to use a fine-bristle brush to pick up the wind and dust for it carefully. Zhang Shun glanced into the container and said, "Hey, air-conditioned car."
The rabbit looked silly standing on the coal cart. It probably never enjoyed such a treatment when it was a horse race. It looks at the big white horse. The big white horse was also looking at it. It saw the rabbit standing shabbyly on the coal cart and screamed, as if laughing at the rabbit. The rabbit snorted from its nose, not knowing whether it was envious or a little uncomfortable. He jumped off the coal cart.
The battle has not yet been fought, and the momentum is weaker. Everyone is a little unhappy. Seeing that a horse is in such a sudden momentum, it is not known what Lu Bu should be arrogant.
As a result, when Lu Bu arrived, we were all shocked, and saw this kid riding a tattered and happily 250 ground.
Seeing that the workers hadn’t finished their work, Lu Bu went down to solve Fangtian’s halberd. I took out a cigarette and walked up. He was Lu Bu in the eyes of others, and he grew up with me since he was a child. It’s hard to say hello without saying hello.
I handed him the cigarette: "Come on?"
Er Fat looked at the cigarette in my hand for a while, and said hesitantly: "For this decisive battle, I quit smoking."
"How long have you quit?"
"...This morning we quit the land."
I gave him a false kick in the ass, laughing and cursing: "Smoke! Can a cigarette kill you?"
Er Fat was embarrassed to get angry and said, "You guys came early?"
I said: "Just here."
Then the two of us have nothing to say. Originally, we are now in the opposing camp.
Er Fat took Fang Tian’s painting with a halberd in his hands and waited for the workers to finish their work, but those few people were just busy and carefully scrubbed every inch of Da Bai Ma Zhou’s body. Finally Er Fat was really impatient and shouted: "You guys. It's endless? It's a horse and not a motorcycle. Whoever wipes the patent leather off?"
Hearing his shout, the workers hurriedly increased their speed, and then got into the car and left.
Er Fat put the halberd on the grass, and untied a lot of things from the back seat of the motorcycle. After disassembling it, it turned out to be a well-made leather armor, but at first glance, it was a modern handwork, and it should be. He Tiandou invested land capital.
Er Fat put on the leather chest protector and leather cape. I laughed and said, "Hey, bronze saint, you haven't finished playing the twelve houses yet."
Er Fat smiled uncomfortably, dropped his cigarette **** on the ground and carefully checked the girth of the white horse, then turned on the horse. Upon seeing this, Xiang Yu also fished the Overlord’s spear from the coal cart and put it on the rabbit.
Fast running to gallop, the big white horse is arrogant, but when it ran, it was really a rabbit running side by side on the grass, one white and one black running like two off-string arrows.
I wondered: "What is this for?"
Lin Chong said, "Walk the horse first. The two men start their hands. There is no way to tell the result without three or five hundred tricks. The horse must run away."
After a while. The heroes and the eight heavenly kings are sitting together, and I knew it was about to start, sure enough. On the field, both of them slowed down gradually, and after another half circle, Er Pang stood face to face with Xiang Yu on the left and Xiang Yu on the right. Er Pang punched Xiang Yu with a fist and said: "You are before me, I call you brother Xiang Xiang, You may not even have my name."
Xiang Yu also politely said: "You are welcome, I know you are the number one fighter of the Three Kingdoms."
Er Fat said: "You and I are fighting, you can only say that it is your own business, but there is no grievance. There is no eye on the battlefield. We just want to do our best. You don't have to fight to death, how about Brother Xiang?"
I only heard someone in the crowd say: "This kid is horrified before he fights!" I turned my head and glared, knowing that this must be said by someone in the hero, and the four heavenly kings would not say such things. The two sides are at war. A common problem of awakened modern people is their softness in varying degrees. After two to thirty years, they have no blood. In fact, let alone two lives, even if he is the same person, let him live the life of his wife and children for decades, I am afraid that the old man will no longer be able to hold a knife.
After hearing Er Fat's words, Xiang Yu smiled slightly and said, "I don't want your life or my life here."
I took a sigh of relief and ate the snacks I had robbed Xiuxiu. Now, this duel can finally be watched with a relaxed mind.
Xiang Yu continued: "It's just that I have a request."
The second fat said: "Please speak."
"If I win, you promise to help me find Yu Ji, right?"
"Yes."
"Well, my request is if I win, you don't disturb her first. Take me to see her and let me decide when to restore her memory."
Er Chuan said: "This is no problem, I promise you for our boss."
Xiang Yu held the gun horizontally on the horse: "Please!"
Er Fat put Fang Tian's painted halberd flat on his chest: "Please!"
The good guys stared suddenly with bated breath. They all took out their phones and waited nervously for the two to go to war. I'm afraid I might miss the highlights without paying attention. Holding a pen in his hand, Wu Daozi seemed to be full of leisure, but I found that his eyes hadn't blinked for more than a minute, and he was probably waiting for a snapshot.
Looking at the two of Xiang and Lu, they both dialled their horses to rush towards each other. After all, the rabbit is a war horse with memories of past lives. It has a heart-to-heart relationship with the owner. Xiang Yu bowed slightly and understood that the owner was going to charge, and when the order was issued, it was early. Running on the road, Xiang Yu shot a spear and gave a long scream. When he was a few dozen steps away from Erpang, he suddenly changed his hands to hold a gun. He smashed his head and face to Erpang. Just started, seeing the gun arrived, Fang Tian painted the halberd horizontally to parry, only to hear a loud "clam", the two horses and the wrong stirrup also passed by, Xiang Yu pulled on the rein, and the rabbit turned beautifully, staring at him. The ground is ready to launch a second charge.
After finishing the shot, Er Fat looked down at the big white horse inexplicably. He tentatively took the rein, but the big white horse didn't move.
In fact, we can see clearly at the moment just now, Xiang Yu’s shot fell, and the body of the big white horse was staggered. After that, its waist seemed to collapse a bit. Now Er Fat is pulling its reins hard. The White Horse was already unable to respond, and he couldn't imagine that such a majestic beast was actually a flowery appearance.
So a more maddening scene appeared on the court: Xiang Yu waited for Erpang to turn his head with a gun, but Erpang did not move for a long time, and both the human **** and the horse **** were facing Xiang Yu.
After a long time, the big white horse finally slowed down, UU reading www.uukānshu.com began to move, I saw the horoscope on the front two legs, and the horoscope on the back two legs, slowly turning with a swing. Come here, just like the rocking horse we used to sit on when we were young.
When the rabbit saw that the big white horse costume B was struck by lightning, he also gave a faint smile.
Xiang Yu looked at Er Fat and sighed, "Wait until you change horses and fight again."
Erpang lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking. After a while, he said "um", then jumped off his horse and rode directly on the motorcycle. In the mist, I called out, "Don't you want your horse?"
Er Fat's voice came from afar: "I gave it to you."
Then... this duel seemed to end like this.
The ancient master said well, the decisive battle between the masters is often between one or two rounds. This is sincere and I am not deceiving!
This war, from brewing to preparations, touched everyone's hearts. Although it was only a two-person war, it was no less than a war between the two countries. Because of the reputation of the King of Chu and Lu Bu, everyone who heard about it was moved. As a result, foreplay was done. It was a full ten, until the last two points were not revealed for a while, and even the opportunity to find an old military doctor was not given!
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