The First Chaos In History

At the end of the drink, I swayed, drunk and turned on the light to look at the bag, and the bun stood up and said, "Are you okay, hey, I just remembered, where did the two of us drink for no reason?"

What a shame! The lesson of blood, don't fight wine with women.

The steamed bun helped me onto the bed, cleaned up the food on the table, and went back to the house to lie down. After a day of tiredness and the effect of alcohol, I made a slight snoring sound after a while.

After all, I had something in my mind and I didn't sleep well. After listening to her, I tiptoed out, took a scroll in the kitchen, and went downstairs softly.

When I got on the road, I stopped a taxi and got into the car drunkly. While gnawing on the flowers, I said, "Go...Chunkong Mountain Villa District."

The driver was a lean man with an inch, listening to where I was going, he said reluctantly: "Would you like to change the car? I'm almost ready to hand over the car."

I lost 200 dollars on the steering wheel without saying anything. I know that drivers generally don't like to go to these places. It's okay to go far. The main thing is that you must leave the car empty when you come back. You have to count him back and forth as money, and he would like you to go to the Cape of Good Hope.

Sure enough, as soon as the man saw that I was lavish, he stepped on the accelerator and left. Our car was slowly wandering in the evening rush traffic. I looked at my watch and put the buns down—or it took me a lot to be put down by the buns. Time, I'm afraid Xiang Yu has already started the fight.

I said to the driver, "Master, can you hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

The man stretched his shoulders: "Horn a horn and fined two hundred, and fifteen thousand for speeding. Can I be fast?"

As soon as I heard that, I still wanted money, so I took five hundred quick dollars on the windshield.

The man looked at the money and said with a smile: "That's right. Let's have a "Taxi Express" today."

The man parked his car on the side of the road, eager to try, and I looked at him curiously. Question: "Why, do you have to change the steering wheel?"

I saw the man put a cassette into the recorder. I thought it was some exciting music. I didn’t expect it to be the roar of a racing car. When I looked at the man, his eyes glowed and he broke his hands. At the start, it was in second gear, and the third gear was easily pushed, just like the roar of the racing car. Even dozens of cars can rush through the intersection when the red light is about to come on. It is the first time I have seen you driving so fast in the city, especially a taxi.

I said enthusiastically, "Is the master really a racing driver?" In my mind, the sentence "Old Jifuming. Aspiration is thousands of miles", it seems that the folks are really hiding dragons and crouching tigers.

The man chuckled, "It's not a professional, it's just a hobby."

The voice we are listening to must be the scene of his game that year. "The veteran does not die, only retreats." Maybe only the precious movements left over from that year can stimulate the blood of the retiring car god?

But there is one thing. Except for racing cars, I always hear the strange "ding-ding" inside. I asked the man: "Master, what is this?"

The man listened for a while and said, "Oh, that's gold coins."

I was stunned: "...Run karting?"

Damn, I really drank too much. Do not speak, gnaw Hanamaki.

This very playful driver said to me: "If you want to drive fast, you just think you are in the game."

My face changed horribly. The people in the game can't die anyhow, but in reality the car is about to explode. Can it be done with a small face and a black face?

When I get on the high-speed, I’m done, this kid’s speed is less than 160. He wants to be really like the big brother in "Taxi Express". It’s okay, but this driver is a standard Beverly driver that hasn’t moved a screwdriver. , And regarded himself as a cartoon driver wearing a helmet with big bones and eyes. I saw him with a bowling ball on the back seat. I was really afraid that he would let me throw it out as a bomb to the car behind.

I discussed with the boss: "Master, let's go slowly, isn't it over 1,500? There is a camera in front..."

The man laughed: "It's okay, I am a licensed car——"

I vomited as soon as I got out of the car. It cost 700 dollars to sober up in a hurry, which is much more exciting than bungee jumping.

The heroes looked back at me one after another, but no one greeted me, and turned their eyes back to the court. On the court, Er Pang rode a big friesian horse with a mark on his buttocks and Xiang Yu had already met.

I walked to Hua Mulan and asked, "How long have you been playing?"

Hua Mulan frowned and looked at the two fighting men without blinking, and said, "It's been a while."

I raised my hand and shouted, "Brother Yu, come on!"

As a result, no one responded, and all the heroes, including Fang La and the Four Heavenly Kings, were paying close attention to the situation on the field.

I noticed something was wrong, and pulled Wu Sangui: "What's the matter?"

Wu Sangui said to the opposite side Nunu: "These two people are desperate!"

I called out: "How come?" The atmosphere of the two people's last meeting was very good and harmonious.

Wu Sangui said, "Masters compete, and they will die if they don't exert their full strength. At this point, it's not their decision to fight hard."

I glanced at Zhao Bailian and saw that he was sitting cross-legged on the ground, with his feet under his hands, but his face was full of fear, and he should have sensed the murderous aura of Xiang Yu and the others.

The horse Er Pang rode today was probably a well-trained military horse, and even the eyes of the horse had a fierce look. Although it looked much uglier than the white rabbit, it was full of wildness.

At this time, it was the work of the two horses and one wrong stirrup. Er Fatty grasped the reins in one hand, and had a halberd in the other hand, turning the horse's head like a winged eagle and looking at Xiang Yu, the momentum of the first warrior of the Three Kingdoms was fully aroused. Yes, he wore a sports suit today, and the leather armor was probably brought me embarrassedly by my sarcasm last time. This big friesian horse carried Er fat and the fat body and strong body immediately charged again, the big halberd was shining brightly by the light, and it looked like it should not be much lighter than Xiang Yu's Overlord's gun. Er fat can be said to be a completely different person, anyway, I can no longer connect him to the fat man who squatted at the door and sucked noodles when he was a kid.

In contrast to Lu Bu, Xiang Yu's expression was calm, and once he returned to the horse, the big spear stabbed when he was distracted. Lu Bu knocked with his halberd.

The gun slid down, and the tricks were very familiar. Xiang Yu held the gun firmly, his arms twisted like a spirit snake with life. With a sound, Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd collapsed.

Lin Chong watched for a long time and sighed, "I always thought that the reason why Brother Bawang was victorious in all battles was because of his strength, and he couldn't think of his tricks."

I nervously grabbed Lin Chong's hand and asked, "Brother, who do you think can win?"

Lin Chong shook his head and said, "But I can't see the three to five hundred tricks, but if the two tigers fight each other, I'm afraid it will hurt the enemy one thousand and eight hundred."

At this time, Xiang Lu and the two men led the horse, and they fought in mid-air. You shot me with a halberd, the cold light hit the face, and Na Lu Bu stared at him. I can’t wait for a halberd to split Xiang Yu in half, and from time to time he uttered the suspicious "oh-" "ah-" long chants on the tennis court. It seemed that the killing was very pleasant, Xiang Yu said nothing. But the hands are not soft. The 130 big gun was buzzed like a big umbrella opened by him.

My heart sank, the last time Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun were fighting arrows were dangerous enough. But as long as the arrow doesn't hit the head and the heart, at most it leaves a small hole. The two of them both took a hundred kilograms of big iron bumps. They would die if they rubbed it together!

After fighting for a while, Na Lu Bu, like madness, attacked Xiang Yu like a halberd with water splashing. Xiang Yu seemed a little uninterested and resisted lazily. Only three or four of the ten moves were offensive.

I just heard someone in the crowd say: "Big Brother Xiang seems to be a little bit excited."

When I looked back and saw Baojin, I asked him, "Where is Lu Zhishen?"

Baojin said, "I didn't let him come."

"How did you drink last night?"

Baojin rubbed his temples and said, "He brought me back, and now my head still hurts."

I smiled and said, "It seems that you lost a while in drinking."

At this moment, someone exclaimed. Looking at the court again, Lu Bu's blind fierce attack finally revealed a flaw, and Xiang Yu seized the opportunity to stab him directly. Lü Bu couldn't wait to stop, and he uttered a clear drink, lying flat on the back of his horse. The tip of the gun pierced Lu Bu's stomach.

…If this shot was made by Lu Bu in the previous life, it can only be regarded as a emptiness, but the second fat version of Lu Bu, the action is certainly not unpleasant, the reaction is not unsatisfactory, but his stomach is like five or six months old. A pregnant woman, Xiang Yu opened the zipper on his sportswear with this shot, and the shirt and underwear that Lu Bu was wearing were all exposed at once, as if his stomach was broken, looking terrifying.

Although the fat version of Lu Bu was not injured, he was still right away and could not roll away on the spot. As soon as Xiang Yu squeezed the barrel of the gun, the body of the gun was completely resting on Lu Bu's body. Suddenly, Xiang Yu’s spear head was hung into one of the ears of Lu Bu Fangtian’s painted halberd. This time the two horses had already crossed the body, Lu Bu straightened up his waist and yelled with the halberd tail. Come!" Xiang Yu shouted at the same time: "Give it to me!" It turned out that both of them wanted to take the opportunity to take the opponent's weapon. This competition was powerful and powerful. Then, with the horsepower, just listen to the sound of "Kaba", and Lu Buji went up. The ears of the earth were torn off by the two men, and the two men's jaws burst at the same time, blood staining the cuffs.

The two returned to their horses at the same time, glaring at their opponents, Lu Bu's blood filled his pupils, and Xiang Yu was furious. This probably also aroused his fighting spirit, and the whole person seemed more excited.

Actually, I know why Xiang Yu has been unable to fight. In the final analysis, he is still for Yu Ji. But it is not easy to find Yu Ji. Several hopes have been shattered. Deep down in Xiang Yu's heart, I probably know that this is almost impossible to complete. The reason why he came to fight for the mission was because he was forcing himself to do something for Yu Ji.

But under this strength, the pride of his ten thousand enemies was aroused again. It is said that the big man had never met an opponent in his life. In the end, even if he defeated Wujiang, it was because his heart died like a lamp that died. Liu Bang dozens Wan Dajun could hardly surround him. When I met Lu Bu today, he seemed to be underestimating the enemy. When he found out that the opponent was able to tie him with him, he became interested. A man can never live just for a woman. , Dignity, face, and sometimes even just because of the game will become very dedicated. Xiang Yu missed his rabbit. I don't think it is because of the simple feelings. In his heart, I am afraid that he still longs to be able to gallop the battlefield.

Not to mention Lu Bu, who ranks second in force among the Three Kingdoms has always been controversial, but Er Fat is a well-deserved flagpole. Regardless of his personality, he has never defeated a battle. As far as heads-ups are concerned, there is no defeat. This is simply a myth in the age of the Three Kingdoms. Today's long fight is not only his shame but also made him feel the excitement. After half an hour of fierce fighting, Er Fat completely forgot all scruples. Even forgetting that he was dead, he became the most powerful Lu Wenhou again.

When the two men fought again, it was ten times more ruthless than before. As Xiang Yudi showed his power, the field was full of wind and water, and there were exchanges, and the sound of the intersection of soldiers and iron was deafening, and many people evaded one after another.

I saw that Lu Bu took Fang Tian's painted halberd with a short ear like a battle axe and opened the road in front of Xiang Yu's chest. Xiang Yu pierced off a piece of Lu Bu's scalp with the Overlord's spear. Everyone: "Brothers, think of a way, you can't kill people if you continue like this."

Hua Rong held the handlebar bow. The arrows in his hand all squeezed out of the water: "These two people are too fast. To stop them, they can only shoot horses."

Shoot the horse? Can't shoot rabbits? Then if you shoot that big flower net. Mobile phone station horse, won't you become a Liangshan hero and pull his hand? Don't say that Hua Rong refuses to do such a thing, even if he is willing, I am afraid that except for the good guys, I will look down on me no longer. Xiang Yu also had to turn his face with me. I know too much about the virtues of their so-called heroes.

Between the two Ma Panhuan, only Xiang Lu and the other two sang at the same time. Presumably they all suffered serious injuries. After a while, only Lv Bu yelled: "Xiang Yu, a certain Lu Fengxian rivals Liu Guanzhang, and Yuanmen once shot a halberd. How can you be my opponent?"

Lin Chong was stunned: "This person can be killed, but the devil is stunned."

Xiang Yu didn't answer, and snorted angrily. He added gravity to Lu Buzha. After a while, a few water marks appeared on the ground where the two horses were spinning.

Blood. After a while, the water trails became more and more, and it was shocking to see.

I couldn't stand it anymore and stretched out my hand to grab Huarong's bow and arrow: "Brother Hua. Let me shoot. It doesn't matter who I shoot. I just want these two people to be safe." I suddenly realized that. I am also very affectionate for Er Fat. After all, it’s a young girl. It’s a bit difficult to say that I deliberately help Xiang Yu, so I had to come up with such a method-I would shoot the arrow. It was the fairest thing. , Because I don’t even know who I’m going to shoot.

But at this moment, a long shout caught everyone's attention:

"The King——"

Calling that this person ran towards us from the dark, she was slightly thin, she was staggering because of anxious steps, and the night wind blew her long hair, lingering and sorrowful. When she ran closer, tears in the corners of her eyes were shining. Obviously.

I said in amazement: "Yuji?"

The shout of "Great King" made Xiang Yu look back and look away, his face unconsciously put on a gentle and content smile: "It's Ayu——" Then he sat on the horse blankly, waiting for Yu Ji to come. Pounced into his arms.

With a "hoo", Lu Bu's halberd pierced over and deeply pierced Xiang Yu's shoulder. If it weren't for the rabbit's clever flash, this halberd would have pierced Xiang Yu's heart. But if Xiang Yu didn't hear it, he still looked intently in the direction where Yu Ji was running. The halberd on his shoulder might make him feel like he was disturbed. He gently pushed it away with his hand, ignoring the wound and the blood was flowing.

Seeing that the enemy with a halberd succeeded but still sitting on the horse, Lü Bu was furious. He threw off one of his arms, and the halberd flattened towards Xiang Yu's neck. The heroes shouted in unison: "Stop!"

Of course, it wasn't the only ones who shouted. Hua Rong, Pang Wanchun, Zhang Qing, and Ou Peng shot one after another, some archery, some hidden weapon, "chichi" rushed to Lu Bu.

Lu Bu held Fang Tian's halberd in his hand, crashed and collided, and the arrows were flying, without hurting him in the slightest. After such a slowdown, Xiang Yu finally fell off his horse because of excessive blood loss. Lu Bu saw that the other party's horse was empty and couldn't help but laugh up to the sky: "I'm invincible! Hahaha...Ouch-"

A flip-flop slammed on his face impartially and knocked Lu Bu off his horse. This Lu Bu halberd was also lost and his face was swollen. He just got up and continued to laugh wildly: "I am invincible. , I'm already invincible in the world..." The gunshot wound on his head spurted blood and his face was dark red, but he didn't care about it, and just shouted over and over again: I'm invincible! It's shuddering.

The heroes and the four heavenly kings are all people who have been on the battlefield for a long time. When they saw him like this, they all said in horror: "No, lethal!"

Lin Chong said, "You have to stop him immediately, otherwise you will die from exhaustion in no time!"

I clasped my fists in both hands, and gave everyone a deep bow: "Brothers..."

Together, Lu Junyi and Fang La stopped me and said, "No need to say more." The two turned around to greet their brothers, "Go together!"

At the forefront are Li Kui and Wang Yin. Both of them have fierce tempers. One is to save people, and the other is not to resent Lu Bu's reputation and behavior just now.

Wang Yin took a quick step and grabbed Lu Bu's shoulders to put him down. Then Lu Bu wiped his waist, pulled Wang Yin's arm and threw him more than 5 miles away. With a turn of his elbow, Li Kui's face was embarrassed. After the two are Fang Zhenjiang and Baojin, good Lv Bu, and Fang Zhenjiang slapped Fang Zhenjiang and forced him away. He took advantage of the situation and hit Baojin on his shoulder. This guy danced and yelled to himself, saying that he didn't know how to use it. It's not messy yet, Lu Bu's fierceness is really awesome.

Wu Yong shouted from the side: "Brothers, be quick, if you continue to fight like this, people will be dead!"

The heroes rushed up one after another, and one after another was kicked away by Lu Bu. The people retreated like drops of water. In fact, if he wanted his life, Lu Bu would have been unable to stand here. But the heroes are all trying to save him, and coupled with this kid's madness, they can't help him.

The heroes attacked in front. I quietly walked around behind Lu Bu, slowly approaching him, and suddenly, I pressed against his back and reached out and grabbed the pile of fat under his ribs...

Everyone knows that my Xiaoqiang is a perfect two-hundred-five, and they all shouted: "Xiaoqiang is dangerous!"

Strange things happened. Lu Bu slowed down his convulsive movements coldly. He wanted to turn around and hit me, but he couldn't do his best. As soon as his arm was raised halfway, the noodles became soft, and then gradually hesitated.

I held him until he slowly lay down on the ground and closed his eyes. Then he took a breath, wiped the sweat on his head and said, "I'll do it again."

The heroes and the four heavenly kings were surprised and admired, and they all asked, "Xiaoqiang, how did you do it?"

Hey~www.wuxiaspot.com~ This is not enough for outsiders. In the eyes of others, he is the brave champion Lu Bu, but in my eyes, he is the second fat man who has been fighting with me since childhood-you think How did I defeat him later? That's because I discovered the secret of Er Fat, who can't be held by others. Once held, he will immediately collapse into a pile of mud.

Facing everyone's curious eyes, I suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed: "I'm already invincible in the world--"

Hu Sanniang came over and kicked me to lie down, put me in her arm and twisted my head with her fist: "You are already invincible in the world, huh?"

I hurriedly begged for mercy, then picked up the flip-flop, looked around and shouted: "Whose is this?" The owner of this shoe can take the first rank among the generals, and the force value is equal to my Xiaoqiang.

Then I saw Ersha supporting his inseparable good friend on a crutches and came to me, Zhao Baifaced his hand at me: "Give it to me."

I looked down and saw that the slippers on one foot of Zhao Bailian were exactly the same as the slippers in my hand.

After dealing with all this, we finally have time to see how Yu Ji who is nestling with Xiang Yu looks like...