The First Chaos In History

　　 I sighed and said: "This sentence is right, Ying brother, wherever there is money, it is a fairy. You can understand this sentence, you are not here for me."

　　 "Hungry, I also found that your awe-inspiring is far (worse) than when you are hungry. When you were hungry, you were out of anger (going) to play, and there were more than 2,000 drops in the road. Look at you again."

　　 I poured half a bottle of water in depressed, and was speechless for a long time. Winning Fatty comforted me and said: "But I am still hungry (yes) I like my mouth (this), and I don't want to be hungry anymore."

　　 These words let us the mayor know about the uncertain Doha fart: the emperor Qin Shihuang was born in the old society and traveled through the modern age. Under his rule, he would rather change his face and become an ordinary citizen. What a political achievement is this.

　　 At this time, Baozi and the others came out. Xiang Yu wore a little red cap on his head and was wearing a Chevala. Liu Bang wore a yellow shirt and yellow pants (it seems that he is still more sensitive to yellow). Baozi asked me from a distance: "Where is our cousin?"

　　 "I'm here." Master Li came out of the bookstore with a few books in his hand, and Jing Ersha settled accounts with the boss behind her.

I took over Li Shishi’s book with trepidation. The top one is "Household Appliance Repair", sweat it, the second is "600 Must-See Movies in Your Life", and sweat it again, the last one is "Liang Sicheng Chinese Architecture" History", Great Khan. I thought she was going to pick books like "A Brief History of China". I also visited that bookstore. I remember a book even called "Song Dynasty Prostitute Li Shishi." The three books give a comprehensive introduction to modern civilization in a three-dimensional way. It seems that she is really a difficult woman to deal with.

Jing Ke happily ran over with a bunch of tickets, Master Li bought all pirated books, which totaled only 24 (hey, 8 yuan a book, friends who bought pirated copies would understand it), she looked at the price code probably from the book cover Forget it, if she knew it was so cheap, she would definitely buy more.

I asked for a bottle of Coke for the people who just came out, and asked Jing Ke to forget the money, and give him the rest. I have to consciously cultivate the basic common sense of survival for these people, or I will have to live a lot this year. Painful.

　　 Baozi took Master Li's hand and said, "We are going to choose some underwear. You can bring them to buy some replacement clothes. By the way, there are toothbrushes and slippers, let's call..."

I grabbed the Baozi and said cryingly: "You can't leave me alone!" Baozi looked embarrassedly at passers-by with strange gazes, and broke my hand vigorously. Wandering around on the crowded Futai Road, it is better to find four African jungle black mature women who have given birth to countless children and let me die, especially Qin Shihuang has tasted the sweetness, his hands are very smooth, and I have to eat and eat. Go over and give money.

Baozi wondered and said: "Then what do you want to do, do you want to go together?" I nodded vigorously, and Li Shishi giggled and said, "Cousin and cousin are in such a good relationship, and I can't live without it for a while." I glared at her. Just like that, Qin Shihuang left another banana on the fruit stand...

……We walked into a women’s underwear store with a banana in our hands. A dozen rows of plastic breast molds stood neatly in front of us, and there were two naked with nothing on the side, and I was close to the wall. He squatted down and buried his head in his crotch. If it is only me and Baozi, then I can accompany her arrogantly, and sometimes I will give my own opinions-after all, women's underwear is not just for me.

　　 But now I am leading a group of men and following two women, how weird it looks, it is easy for people to have bad associations.

Sometimes I really admire Liu Bang. The boy followed behind the two girls with his hands behind his back, and from time to time he leaned up to look at the material of the underwear on the breast model. Several times, his nose was almost buried out of sight. , I don’t believe that he didn’t know how shameful he did it. Xiang Yu was obviously thinking about other things. He only found out something was wrong when he walked into the rough waves. He stood there and looked around. He was so tall that even people outside the store could see him. Jing Ke is a good person, but he is standing in a bad place. The whole store is just two busts with nothing on. He actually stood in front of those two things in order to find the semiconductor signal, with an idiot smile on his mouth, which is as obscene as on the Internet. Men are twins.

Fatty Ying squatted next to me, and said puzzledly: "How do you look at it when you are hungry?" My mind suddenly flashed a very lustful scene, hehe smiled and said: "Did you look at a large group of beauties at the time? Are you dancing striptease?" Fatty Ying shook his head: "Hungry to see the drops are all wearing clothes." I suddenly said: "Do you think of your terracotta warriors and horses coming?"

　　 Qin Shihuang patted his thigh: "Just silk (yes) drops. Do you know how to sprinkle (what)?"

I suddenly sweated on my forehead, and I thought of an earth-shattering event: where exactly is Qin Shihuang’s tomb is still a mystery. Although the more accepted version is the Lishan Tomb, no body of Qin Shihuang himself was found there. It is confirmed that this tomb has not been stolen. In other words, the Lishan Tomb is probably just a fake tomb for Qin Shihuang's purpose to cover people's eyes. Then where is the real tomb? No one in the world knew before, but now there is at least one sensible person: Qin Shihuang!

　　 I stammered and asked, "Brother Ying, do you know where they buried you after you die?"

　　 "Gang Pi (Silly B), how can you know if you are so hungry?"

　　 I wiped my sweat (I have to buy a bottle of water later), and said relievedly: "I don't know, it saves me a thought..."

　　 "But before they starve to death, tell them to bury their hunger far away, so that the place will be angry (go) once when they are hungry."

　　 "Lishan..."

　　 When Qin Shihuang heard the words Lishan, he said contemptuously: "Cook (that) is a fake drop."

　　 I was sweating endlessly, and asked carefully: "Then can you still find that place now?"

　　 The fat man smacked his mouth and said: "It's not good (speak)."

　　Lishan Qin King Mausoleum is really fake! I also wanted to ask, Baozi held a bra over there and shouted to me: "Qianzi, how about this one?" I buried my head in my crotch again. Liu Bang held his chin and said, "I like that black one." Baozi glared at me, then smiled and said to Liu Bang, "Well, buy you one?"

Xiang Yu stood in the bra pile and chatted for a while, walked quickly in front of me, and said, "Xiaoqiang (hey, I was finally called that way), how fast can the thing we were sitting on when we came here run? ?"

It seems that the King of Chu is really a son and daughter, and the hero is short of breath. Now he is determined to go back to find Yu Ji. He probably hasn’t understood that the reason I told him to go back is based on time rather than distance, and Li Shishi will not commit it. This kind of error.

　　 But I can only answer him first, saying: "That is called a van. The fastest is 80 miles. If it is a good car, it can be 2 to 3 times faster."

　　 Xiang Yu stunned: "80 miles?"

"Oh, that's... let me tell you this ~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ The best horse can run more than 60 miles. You can run that horse to 70, and the thing we are sitting on can run 80, and Can run day and night."

　　 Xiang Yu's eyes were full of excitement: "Does that thing make it easy to run?"

　　 "Uh... I have to take the exam-I have no acquaintances at the DMV."

"What's the meaning?"

　　 "It's just not easy to handle, and that thing is not mine, I can't afford it for the time being."

　　 Xiang Yu smiled arrogantly: "Money is not a problem—"

"The problem is that there is no money. Brother, let me tell you the truth. I earn as much as a fireman you had in the past. Think about how many years a fireman wants to buy your black horse? "

　　 Xiang Yu frowned, and then said: "The thin armor I was wearing is made of real gold. The cost of just asking someone to build it is three thousand gold. Can you buy a van if you sell it?"

　　 I just counted it roughly-I didn't figure it out, and said, "I can buy countless BMWs."

　　 "I don't want a BMW, I just want a van."

　　 Outstanding!

　　 Xiang Yu continued: "You will sell it as soon as you go back."

　　 I suddenly remembered what Lao Pan said, a Jing Ke stabbed Qin's dagger, first of all, it could send me to prison forever without turning over, and the vest worn by Xiang Yu was probably not much different. I told Xiang Yu, "Brother slowly explain this to you. If you like driving, I can teach you, but it's not that simple to go back to find your sister-in-law."