The First Chaos In History

With Qian Leduo, I am still wondering, why I became so kind and collapsed without a few words.

However, it is also a good intention for me to sell the car to them. Who has never sat in that car before? A piece of hair on the backrest, even if it belongs to Wu Sangui, would be hundreds of years old.

But why does the other party know that I have a baby in my hand, and it is hundreds of millions when I say it? This shows that they have almost touched my details. If I only had one bowl for my grandfather's begging when he went to the West Exit, they wouldn't be so troublesome. Then there is only one explanation: He Tiandou, an old thing, has taken me. His bottom pocket was given to this group of foreigners.

Although we have been in constant conflict for a long time, I did not regard him as a real enemy. From Liu Laoliu, I vaguely inquired about the origin of the matter. He Tiandou seemed to be aggrieved when he was a god. So after being knocked out of the realm, he was always embarrassed with Heavenly Court. He was not targeting me. Most importantly, he did not really want to kill me. The first task of my part-time job was to deal with the contradiction between Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang, and then Liu Bang and Xiang Yu, relatively speaking, Liu Laoliu caused more troubles for me, so I thought very little about the definition of enemies and friends. But this time is different. If he tells foreigners all the information about antiques, the nature will not be so simple. It is undeniable that often being with Fei Sankou has made me invisibly received a lot of patriotic education. If foreigners have to go, it will undoubtedly be a disaster for our country, and even more so for me! Then, He Tiandou is another big traitor I have seen after Qin Hui and Wu Sangui!

I was angrily thinking, while I was igniting, this time I hit it twice. My seat frame is really overwhelmed. Now that it came out, I simply decided to look at the car.

When I came to the largest automobile trading market in our city, I took a look at the exhibition hall for a while. The displays here are all middle and low-end cars, which are not within the scope of my consideration. Because when I go out now, there are at least six or seven of them. I need a car that looks good and can hold people. I circled the hall twice and caught the attention of a young salesman. I told him about my intentions. He took me to their test drive field and asked me: "What kind of model do you want to choose? What about a car in the price range?"

Looking at the rows of large off-road and business vehicles, I still looked around and said: "Money. As long as it is reliable." I really drive enough of those lousy bread, and I decided to be extravagant this time. A good whole car.

The experienced salesman immediately realized that the customer in front of him should be a rich man. He led me to a Mercedes-Benz Jeep with his face full of flowers and said, "Then I can solemnly introduce you to this classic. The G-series Mercedes-Benz Jeep is now available. Many people comment on it: No matter what it is, there should be one."

"Why don't you buy one?" I said. One side was indeed a little shocked, it was a guy with square heads and big ears, extremely rough and beautiful. With the Mercedes-Benz brand, it should be the car I want.

The salesman fanned the flames on the side: "The personality of Mr. Kan should be the kind of person who knows all over the world. It is made for men like you and only serves the most successful people. Maybe you would think that you should drive the latest model. The BMW 8 will be very dazzling, but even if you participate in a high-end cocktail party, I guarantee that driving a Mercedes-Benz Jeep will show your taste better. Think about it, girls now like BMWs with the smell of copper or so intellectual. Grimly black steed?" The salesman opened the car door and said in a very provocative tone: "Go up and talk to it, sometimes the car will choose people!"

I got on the car involuntarily, caught fire, and drove around the field twice. Hey, how could this car be so easy to drive? With the steering wheel, if you turn to the left, turn left, if you turn to the right, turn right. Never vague! The horn, click it once, the gear, hang it once, and the fourth gear and reverse gear will never be mixed...

Later, I concluded that it’s not because we’re admiring foreigners, it’s mainly because the starting point is too low. Just like someone who eats steamed buns and pickles every day, I think it’s a delicacy to eat a bowl of instant noodles. The price is a bit more expensive, 100 per cent, barely affordable.

As soon as the car stopped, I took out my ID card and checkbook. The salesman looked at me with eyes full of little stars. At this moment, the phone rang, and I said to him, "I want this car. I will sign the bill soon."

I answered the phone: "Hello?"

Liu Lao Liu thief said: "Where are you, Xiaoqiang?"

"I'm buying a car, are you okay?"

Liu Laoliu said: "You buy a car and do it"

"Nonsense, sometimes my car is driven back to add a spare tire and there are only four wheels left, don't you want to change another line?"

Liu Laoliu said hey: "If I were you, I wouldn't change it."

"...What do you mean?"

"Your salary for December is down."

My heart moved: "It has something to do with the car?"

"Yes, just one second before I called, it was attached to the car you often drive. This month's salary is very exciting. Now your car has turned on invincible protection. It is no exaggeration. Say, even if the world’s nuclear weapons and missiles explode next to you, you will be unharmed as long as you sit in the car."

At first, I heard it boiled, but I slowly realized it: Isn’t it just a bulletproof car? Besides, how can I sin so badly that all nuclear weapons all over the world spray me?

I was depressed and said: "You give me all the messy things, do you want to be so strong and useful?"

Liu Lao Liu said, "Of course, there are probably other uses. You have to discover it slowly, but you definitely need it."

I glanced at my salesman, clutching the phone, and whispered: "Discuss, I just had a good look at a new car, can I transfer my salary to the new car? I won’t be able to call for the car soon. It's like a piece of iron plate with four wheels on the shelf, and you can still slip out when going downhill, and turn off the fire when you get to the flat ground..."

Liu Laoliu resolutely said: "Of course not. This is a taboo of the heavens. We will never allow free and undisciplined behavior. This will cause confusion."

I said, "I just asked you to change cars, and I didn't want you to make me invulnerable."

"Anyway, this matter is not discussed, and I kindly remind you that you will soon have to use its other functions, if I were you, I would never buy a car to look good."

I hung up the phone and jumped and cursed: "Damn!"

The salesman said cautiously: "Sir?"

I apologized and said to him: "I'm sorry, I can't buy this car for the time being." Without Liu Laoliu's last words, I might still buy it, but if he said that, I would be stubborn again. Spend a lot of money to buy a furnishings-we are really not rich enough to "no matter whether it is used or not, we must buy one".

The salesman glanced at the phone in my hand and said with a smile, "It's okay, sir."

My face turned red. I threw this phone on the road. Even if someone picked it up, it would definitely be a public service advertisement about caring for the environment and not littering.

There are occupational diseases in various occupations. Most doctors have tinea removal, and the police will be suspicious. Those who drive hearse are most afraid of someone slaps him on the shoulder. Every day there are sandwich biscuits and chewing gum in my pocket, like a low blood sugar patient who is exhausted...

Farewell, my Mercedes-Benz Jeep ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ When I walked to the door, the salesman had already found a target. He stood next to a BMW and said to the man: "Maybe you feel like driving A Mercedes-Benz Jeep is very dazzling, but think about it, do girls now like the cynical jeep or the temptation of drunken fans..."

I'm here in front of my broken car. Our car has more square heads and big ears than the Mercedes-Benz Jeep. It's extremely rough and beautiful. I opened the door and got into the car, twisted the key and hummed for a long time before it caught fire. It seems that the internal structure is not at all No improvement, I just scratched the body with the key tip for a long time before getting into the car, as if it was really okay-of course, it might have been scratched and I didn't notice it. My car is too dirty.

I thought dejectedly, driving this car without committing crimes against humanity or anything is considered a waste of good things. It is most appropriate to sell it to the elders of the tribes in Afghanistan, or let the president of the United States replace me with a state. It is built into the Air Force No. 1 movement, and then it is agreed that terrorists from all over the world will launch a general attack at the same time, and they can even sell them a few nuclear missiles at a high price. It can also earn foreign exchange and waste its ammunition.

Or when the Third World War, I’ll be the day to be proud, maybe you think driving a Mercedes-Benz Jeep or BMW 8 is very dazzling, but I can guarantee that this gold cup will show your taste even more on the battlefield. , Think about it, did the girls like the expensive Mercedes-Benz and BMW at that time or did they like the beating of our broken car——