The First Chaos In History

Yes, I can't think of anyone except the Mafia, I wonder, why am I so lingering?

The advancing foreigner looked around the room for a week and shouted outside: "Come in again and stare at them, I'll go upstairs and have a look." He said this to warn us, so he spoke Chinese. .

Someone outside the door agreed and rushed to another foreigner with a gun in his hand. The one in front of him went upstairs. I asked and came in this: "How many people have you come here?"

"Four."

Xiang Yu snorted: "If it weren't for Xiaoxiao's tricks, the four rat generations wouldn't need me to do it myself. Why is it so dazzling?"

Wu Sangui was also depressed and said, "Yes, four people, I don't bother to do it."

Jing Ke looked at Hua Mulan, but neither of them spoke.

Although it was extremely urgent, I couldn't help but yelled, "I rely on it. Fortunately, I have drunk the poison. Or do all 4 people have to follow me?" Then I would rather drink the poison.

This time the one who went upstairs turned around again, looked at us and said, "Which is Mr. Xiao?"

I said, "What's the matter?" I knew their intentions, anyway, there was no life-threatening for the time being, so I wasn't in a hurry.

The first foreigner said: "You probably also know our intentions, let's talk, where are the things hidden?"

I shook my head and said, "Can you believe what I said?"

The foreigner held his gun and said, "Which is Mrs. Xiao?" He looked at the women on the table, his eyes finally fell on Li Shishi, hehe, "If I guessed correctly, this is this one. Listen. It is said that Mr. Xiao and his wife are deeply emotional..."

I said: "Guess again."

The foreigner pointed a gun at Master Li's head and said, "I have no time to talk nonsense with you..."

I rushed and said: "You don't need to talk nonsense with me, let alone play hostages with me-there is a bead in the drawer of the cabinet, you can take it."

The foreigner listened to my hard-hearted words in the first few sentences, but did not expect the last sentence to turn the wind. He was taken aback for a moment, opened the drawer and put the bead in his hand to look at it. This thing has been inherited since the day I settled in my house. He Tiandou's basic guiding ideology is that the most dangerous places are the safest. So it has been thrown in the drawer casually.

The foreigner didn’t seem to be good at Chinese cultural relics. He looked at the orb under the lamp for a while and said, “Are you lying to me, is this thing worth money?” This baby has only a faint halo under the light, that’s it. It is indeed not as incandescent and dazzling as the glass ball looks. So the foreigner is a bit suspicious.

Master Li sneered: "Do you dare to do this business without even knowing Ye Mingzhu?"

The foreigner blushed, put the beads into his pocket, pointed his gun at me and asked, "What else?"

I spread my hand and said, "That's the only valuable thing in this family. Will you put everything together?"

The foreigner looked at his watch and sneered: "It's only 9 o'clock in the evening. The security has been brought down by us, and it is a pity that there is only your household here. It seems that we have time." He waved his hand and greeted another person in the house. And the two standing outside said, "Take away everything that can be taken away, the boss said, any inconspicuous thing here, Mr. Xiao, may be a peerless treasure."

I couldn't help asking: "Who is your boss?" If you can say this, you must know something about me.

The foreigner ignored me, he pinned the gun to his belt. First, he pointed to the cabinet where the orb was placed, and instructed the two new people: "This, move away!"

I cried, "Will the cabinet move the beads and put them down?" I wanted to buy him a full version. But my cabinet is indeed expensive. The mahogany cabinet cost me thousands of dollars. I looked out and saw two large trucks and a car parked outside. I couldn’t help but say, "You are black hands The party is still a moving company?" It seems that people came here prepared. With the determination that I would rather kill 10,000 by mistake than let go of one, I will sweep my homeland.

The two foreigners struggled to lift the cabinet and moved out step by step. They kept looking at our foreigner and looked around. They pointed to a table and said, "Does this need to be moved?"

I buried my head and said, "Please, have you ever seen an antique table with a keyboard drawer?"

The old man looked ashamed outside and muttered: "I'll look elsewhere."

The first foreigner checked us both in front of and behind, and found no weapons, so he wandered around safely, and deliberately ran to the kitchen and the toilet on the first floor to search for a long time, and when he came out, he was stuck in his trouser pocket. A lot of inexplicable little things, from paring knives reluctant to throw at the steamed buns to imitation ivory chopsticks, and even a small abacus used by Cao Xiaoxiang as a toy, were treasured by him as an antique. This should have been emptied. Instigated by your child, he found Jing Kejian from a pile of yam.

I have soft hands and feet, but I am so sane. I watched for a while, and spat with the foreigner standing next to me, "Excuse me, please."

The foreigner thought I had changed my mind to cooperate with him, and said politely: "Please tell me."

"You don't have a low education, do you know computers?"

The foreigner was taken aback for a moment and said: "It's okay."

I said, "That’s right, since you’re here, you can help me look at the computer. Recently, the internet speed is horribly slow. Sometimes it takes more than ten seconds to read a novel to turn over an article. Also, sometimes there are always problems with the internet connection, but Just unplug the router

Wu Sangui said: "Are you always looking at pornographic websites? I always see naked women on your computer."

I disdain: "Which website does not have bare-ass girls? It depends on whether you advertise with bare-ass girls or advertise for bare-ass girls."

The foreigner said angrily: "Shut up!"

At this moment, the foreigner who entered the house suddenly ran out with excitement and shouted, "Guess what I found?"

I suddenly became nervous, and subconsciously glanced at the armor of Mulan hanging on the wall of the living room with the corner of my eye. This was also an idea given to me by He Tiandou. It seems to be quite effective now. It has been hung upright. There, a few foreigners turned a blind eye to it, which probably has something to do with their living habits. Don't Europeans often put a knight armor in the corner of the living room?

Two foreign devils rushed into my study room, and after a while, they took out a bookcase with great effort. It’s not to blame them. Since I haven’t bought this house, I have a dream that is to no matter where else. How about it, there must be a study room equipped with B. Calligraphy and painting, mosquito coils, inkstones and pens made of skunk hair on the table, this is not entirely for appearance. I think that Baozi’s and I will have a learning atmosphere when we were born. After I told this idea to Li Yun, who helped me decorate, he agreed. Li Yun is from the Song Dynasty, so it’s natural to do all this. The study room is absolutely antique, from the bookcase to the cup and chair, there is no trace of modernity at all. And this study was really used by Qin Hui for a period of time. Although Xiang Yu and others are not literati, they sometimes use brushes to write and draw pictures and so on, so the things here have a taste of everyday life. Foreigners see it at first sight. , Such as getting a treasure—in fact, there is really no valuable thing.

The two foreigners carried the heavy bookcase into the living room and took a breath. By the way, tell the other two who just put my table on the truck: "Move everything in the study together, and you can't miss one."

So the two also followed the bookcase, my bookcase is modular. There are 5 in total. This babble gets into the car, and at first he occasionally looks at us alertly, but then he is too busy to take care of it. This medicine is indeed strong enough. It takes two steps to stand up and walk without being supervised. Hard for a long time. Let alone resist.

So we were ignored. Everyone sat around and watched people move our furniture out in full swing. I dare say that this is also a very special feeling. Xiang Yu's noodles are dull and Ersha still eats food one bite at a time. Others People turned sideways or turned their heads, and watched the foreigners busy without knowing what they were thinking.

"Hey, slow down and don't touch the wall for me; stand it upright, and lower the person inside; that, is it troublesome to go to the kitchen to turn off the fire and sit with the soup..." I Observing these people while talking nonsense, I found that they still kept two people in the house consciously at first, and slowly they have relaxed their vigilance. After moving out of the 3 bookcases, the 4 of them completely regarded us as air. Often leave the house at the same time.

After they collectively got out of our sight again, I slammed Liu Bang vigorously and said, "Bangzi, Bangzi!"

"what?"

"You are the closest to the door, can you stand up and hit it now?"

Liu Bang said with a sad face: "You have come up with such a way?"

I categorically said: "As long as you close the door, I will be able to reverse the situation."

"you sure?"

I nodded vigorously.

Liu Bang no longer talks nonsense. Although this kid is not good at writing, he is definitely not a master who can be controlled by others. I saw him shaking and instigating to stand up, just like Zhao Benshan played Wu Lao Er. The wind leaned towards the door, watching the day lily become cold as he drew it over, Liu Bang simply rushed forward and slammed the door with his body.

When the 4 foreigners heard there was movement, they shouted together and ran to the door and shouted: "The people inside opened the door, otherwise we would shoot!"

They yelled a few times, after all, they did not dare to shoot easily, and the foreigner in front of them took out the wire and began to poke the keyhole...

Of course I was not idle. The moment Liu Bang hit the door, all the people's eyes focused on me. I quickly took out two biscuits from my arms, put one in front of Xiang Yu and Jing Ke, and said quickly: "After eating this cookie, you will regain your previous strength, but remember, you only have 10 minutes!"

What I gave them was the other half of the biscuit that replicated their own power. I originally wanted to keep it for future heroes, but now everything is irresistible.

The two of them looked at the biscuit in front of them and didn't move. Obviously, my statement is appalling in the eyes of ordinary people. I anxiously said: "Hurry up, there is no time."

Xiang Yu hesitated to pick up the biscuit and took a bite. Ersha didn't care if he picked it up and rubbed it into his mouth. They ate the biscuit. After a few seconds, Xiang Yu suddenly stood up. With surprise and joy, Ersha also jumped to the middle of the room, and I said with a sigh of relief: "Remember, minute."

Xiang Yu snorted: "10 seconds is enough!"

Wu Sangui said: "Then what about us?" He saw me loading two more biscuits, and he wanted to take part in the war in person.

"We can only resign." It's not that I am stingy. The remaining two biscuits are a copy of Zhao Bai's face. The other is a blank area, Zhao Bai’s face and bones, probably copied his

After eating it, the action is not as swift as it is now, and the blank piece is wasted by anyone who eats it. Isn't it the same after copying the poisoned self?

At this time, the foreigner has almost opened the door lock. Xiang Yu put Liu Bangti lying on the ground in his seat, and waited for the foreigner to come in and look for bad luck.

Wu Sangui said: "You'd better lie in ambush first, and wait for him to come in before you do it-they have guns!" This is also my main purpose for letting Liu Bang close the door, if I don't let them get together before doing it. It is likely that they will be given a chance to help each other. These people are not very skilled but react quickly.

Xiang Yu nodded, and stood quietly behind the door, and Ersha squatted in the corner by the door.

"Kak", the door was opened, and the foreigner in front of him stood at the door with his nose, not his nose or face, looking at us, and asked, "Who closed the door?" He glanced at Liu Bang, who was closest to the door.

Liu Bang opened his hand and said innocently: "I can't move, 80% of it is blown by the wind."

Seeing that everything was calm in the room, the foreigner slowly let go of his gun and walked in. Suddenly discovering that we were missing two people on the table, he immediately put his hand on the gun again and sternly shouted: "Those two..."

Standing behind him, Xiang Yu spread his fingers around the back of his head, pressed against the wall, and after a grunt, the foreigner simply fell to the ground, and the features on his face were naughty and squeezed together. It seems that the resolution has reached an intolerable range, but he seems to know computers, and he doesn’t know if he can fix it yet—his face is now as straight as a cartoon character covered by a box in an American cartoon. Incomparable. It would be okay for a Korean with a pie-faced face to suffer. It's a pity that he has a big European nose...

After the first foreigner was ravaged, the guy behind him didn’t react too quickly. He squatted at his feet and grabbed his heel and pulled him. This one lay on the threshold and looked up. , I saw a man staring at him steadily. While one eyeball was sweeping on him, the other eyeball was spinning around in his eye sockets. This creeps was terrified. Before he could shout, the second silly fist had already hit his temple.

The third foreigner was even more unlucky. He saw the first two companions disappeared in a flash, and the other was lying on the ground inexplicably. He probed in without knowing it, and Xiang Yu unceremoniously squeezed his head with the door— —Xiang Yu has been very unkind during this period of time, and always does this thing.

Er Sha was afraid that Xiang Yu would take advantage and didn’t even leave the last one to him. He stretched his hand long and pulled the last person’s leg and threw him to the ground. This person would have understood it now, and he was so scared that he forgot to dig it out. The gun, lying on the ground, scratched into the air with both hands like Van Debiao, Xiang Yu looked at Ersha, Ersha looked at Xiang Yu, at this moment the two of them had the intention of humility, no one rushed to do it, and in the end it was Ersha Seeing Xiang Yu's determination, he stepped a few feet on this person's head and stomped him unconscious. At this point, the two famous curses in Northeast China that their heads were "squeezed by the door" and "kicked by the donkey" all became reality.

4 The foreigner was knocked unconscious, and even 10 was useless in the whole process.

Liu Bang judged the situation and said: "The big guy goes to find a rope to tie them up firmly, and then call Liangshan's group to let them come over. We need protection now."

Xiang Yu glared at him and said, "Who can move me?" He waved his arm and said, "I just feel more vigorous than usual at this moment. What are you giving me, Xiaoqiang?"

I said, "Brother Yu, do what Bangzi said. We only have 10 minutes. If we wake up after 10 minutes, it will be troublesome." The effect of the cookie is only 10 minutes. This anesthetic will take at least two or three hours later. Only to pass, if it is not for fear that Xiang Yu will not be able to clean up for a while, I should really save the Er silly biscuits first and don't use them.

I looked at the phone, but there was still no signal, and said, "There should be a shield in the car they drove."

Xiang Yu sighed: "I will go to ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ as long as we unplug the shield and make a call to the school, we will have the victory. According to Liu Bang, since the 4 people are in danger, we will simply kill them. , Or kill 3 mouths, this bad idea was almost unanimously passed, even Hua Mulan did not frown, only Li Shishi did not speak, in fact, I can see that she is mainly dizzy, or I agree, Zhang Bing was Yu in her previous life Achievement, I also take a very light look at the life and death of people. In the end, if I didn't strongly oppose this plan, I would have almost implemented it.

Xiang Yu opened the door and walked to the car outside. Just stepping out of one foot, a black shadow suddenly jumped over like lightning. With a "bang", he slapped Xiang Yu's chest and slapped Xiang Yu's massive body. Having to step back a few steps, Xiang Yu said angrily: "Who?"

A stocky little bald head walked in slowly: "Me."

We said together: "Empty?"

Kongkong'er said coldly: "Since we all know each other, what else are you shouting--"

I didn't feel annoyed: "Nonsense, we saw you, how about you readers if you don't shout?"

Kongkonger: "..."