The First Chaos In History

After a while, everyone's medicinal properties were almost reduced. Xiang Yu picked up Zhang and said, "I will send her to school."

I worried: "Can you drive now?"

"It's okay, as you said, you can't make her wake up thinking that she has been assaulted." Xiang Yu smiled at us and said: "I will trouble you to take care of her, especially you, Xiaoqiang, if she has anything You must do your best if you can help."

The Yu Ji, who had been found after all the hardships, was actually a fake. We all thought that King Chu was on the verge of collapse, and at least was depressed, but Xiang Yu's expression looked a little relaxed.

I quickly agreed: "That's for sure."

Xiang Yu turned to He Tiandou and said, "After she woke up, she really didn't remember me at all?"

He Tiandou nodded and said: "Yes, she can only remember that your name is Xiang Yu at best. You are a small boss who has had an ambiguous relationship with her, but because she has completely forgotten her previous life, she will not like you anymore. , It may still feel absurd."

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "That's the best."

He Tiandou also noticed that something was wrong with Xiang Yu, and said to him: "I have checked, Yu Ji has been reborn..."

Xiang Yu waved his hand and said, "Don't tell me, I know where she is."

He Tiandou said strangely: "How would you know?"

Xiang Yu stopped talking, and walked out holding Zhang Bing.

Master Li looked at Xiang Yu's back and said: "Big Brother Xiang speaks weirdly."

Wu Sangui said, "You said he wouldn't commit suicide, right?"

Everyone turned their eyes to Liu Bang, and if they knew about Xiang Yu, I was afraid that except for the Yu Ji who had never met, he would be said to be him. Liu Bang touched his chin and said, "It shouldn't be." ... But Liu Bang immediately said, "Maybe."

We: "Go to hell!"

At this time, Baozi woke up slowly, and stared at us with a stare at us: "This wine is really strong today, and the hands and feet are soft after drinking. Where did Qiangzi buy it? Go there next time." She fiercely. He found He Tiandou and said with a smile. "Oh, are you here too?" Although she didn't know the identity of He Tiandou, she had seen it as a neighbor.

He Tiandou greeted her and said, "Well, I should go, too. You can continue to eat."

"Don't go, let's eat together." Seeing that the old man had reached the door, Baozi had to send it out. When he came back, he scratched his head and said: "How come I feel weird? Xiao Zhao is here too?" She accidentally Glancing at the surface of the wall. Exclaimed, "No, I have slept for two hours? Have you been eating until now?"

Looking at the buns with inexplicable faces, we deeply realize that "ignorance is also a kind of happiness". Too much has happened in these two hours.

Baozi cleared the table and said, "Did the big guy send Zhang Bing?"

I took her hand and said, "These will be packed tomorrow. Go to bed today, Xiao Zhao and Ke Zi sleep in the same room."

After we settled down and Xiang Yu hadn't returned yet, Hua Mulan looked at her watch and said, "If you send people to the place and walk back, then Big Brother Xiang should be almost back now."

I am also a little worried. I made a call to Xiang Yu's mobile phone, and there was a sudden ringing in the corner of the sofa. Xiang Yu didn't bring the phone at all!

We looked at each other, Master Li carefully said: "He...maybe just want to be alone."

Hua Mulan whispered: "I always have a bad feeling...I think I will never see him again."

I was taken aback by what they said, "Isn't it?"

As a result, Xiang Yu really didn't come back that night. Except for the buns, all of us did not sleep well.

At 9 o'clock the next morning, I was quarreled by a phone call. Liu Laoliu shouted over there: "Xiaoqiang. Come to the bar. You have new customers."

I didn't sleep well all night. With a long yawn, he said, "Who is it this time?"

Liu Laoliu said excitedly: "Several, come on."

"What are they doing now?"

"Drinking with you."

I said indifferently: "Oh. Then let them drink first. Later, I will find a car from the school and take them back. Isn't it over?"

Liu Laoliu said hesitantly: "Do you dare to take a stand with these few?"

I said vaguely: "No, I'm too sleepy."

"Then I don't care, you don't need to come in person for future customers, but this time is not good, and-do you want your salary in the past few months?"

My eyes brightened when I heard the last sentence, salary? Months? That’s right, I started to "accept customers" from the fourth middle of the year. Liu Laoliu only started to give me ground surgery, mother-in-law biscuits, face-changing chewing gum, and invincible protective vehicles in September, and only then received his April salary.

I got up to my feet and dressed, the car was driven by Xiang Yu, and I could only take a taxi to the bar.

Like the 6 great gods last time, the customers who came back this time were accompanied by Liu Laoliu and sat on the table beside the stage. There were 5 people including Liu Laoliu. Those 4 were all men, except for the others. I had a big fur wearing a felt hat, and the other 3 have changed their modern clothes. Toyogami Toshiro was eager and calm, I waved at them with a smile, and no matter how many people care about me, hurry up. Pulling Liu Laoliu aside, he stretched out his hand and said, "What is my salary?"

Liu Laoliu pretended to be guilty of the crime, and whispered to me: "Don't always care about your salary, first get to know these few people." As he said, he had pointed his hand to one of the middle-aged handsome men with the Chinese character face, and said loudly. Said, "This is Tang Taizong Li Shimin."

I nodded to Li Shimin symbolically, and planned to continue to entangle my salary with Liu Laoliu. Everyone knows that this old liar often has a RP value from 0 to negative. Will he be corrupt?

It was only after I turned my head to Liu Laoliu that I realized that, and looked at Li Shimin in surprise and said, "Who are you here?"

Li Shimin smiled mildly: "Li Shimin." A middle-aged man with eyesight clasped his fist next to him: "Oh, it turned out to be Tang Taizong Li brother."

Li Shimin still smiled like a spring breeze: "This Xiongtai just calls me Shimin. As for Emperor Taizong of Tang, it is all from the past, not to mention it." The middle-aged man smiled faintly and said, "It's easy to say, easy to talk."

To be honest, my curiosity about this middle-aged man has surpassed Li Shimin, and it is so logical to call Tang Taizong a brother. This can at least explain two problems. First, this man is not low in status. Second, 80% of them are not from the Tang Dynasty, otherwise they wouldn't be so careless after seeing the former king of this dynasty.

I really want to talk a few more words with idols, dear, Li Shimin, how many emperors have appeared in China, only Li and Kangxi have been praised in the official history or in the wild history, although the Xuanwumen killed two brothers. . But that is only a political turmoil. Now that I see a real person, how can I not be excited — Brother Shimin is much more handsome than Tang Guoqiang, it depends on his temperament. Hey, I haven't seen the emperor. One is a fat guy who only knows how to play games, and the other is like an old bastard. If you really have an emperor's appearance, you have to talk about Brother Li.

Before I could say a few words with Brother Shimin, Liu Laoliu pointed to the burly man on the right of Li Shimin who had never said something and said, "This is Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin."

That

The skin is dark. With big arms and legs, except for a little bit of anger and prestige in his expression, this is actually a founding emperor.

The middle-aged man on the other side of Li Shimin clasped his fist again and said, "Oh. It turned out to be Brother Zhao."

Zhao Kuangyin nodded slightly at him. Then smiled generously with me. The middle-aged man suddenly pointed at Li Shimin and Zhao Kuangyin and said, "You two...then...hey, forget it. Don't say it."

Li Shimin curiously said: "This brother has something to say." The man just waved his hand, Zhao Kuangyin suddenly said in a deep voice, "I know what he wants to say." He turned to Li Shimin and said, "Brother Li, we played. Although it is the same world, it has been separated by a hundred years, and my foundation is from the Chai Clan of Hou Zhou. You missed it first, and I picked it up later, so you can't hate me."

Li Shimin seemed to have no idea what he originally said. After hearing these few words, he was born wisely and couldn't help but sighed: "So, my great Tang Dynasty is just a flash in the pan?" He had already guessed his country and followed him. Like the Sui Dynasty, it was finally ruined.

At this time, the only old man on the table stretched out his hand and patted Li Shimin on the shoulder, comforting him with a majestic voice: "Since ancient times, there have been no warriors who have not defeated wars, and goshawks flying in the sky. One day." This old man also has a square face, his complexion is red and black. The most distinctive feature is his eyes, which are slender slits. I looked at his dress and heard him say something bluntly. In Chinese, without waiting for Liu Laoliu's introduction, he blurted out: "Genghis Khan?"

Genghis Khan chuckled and said, "Unexpectedly, there are people who know me where there is no grassland." The old man said, patted Zhao Kuangyin's back vigorously and said, "My brother, just like you said, we hit the same land, but You can't hate me. Your great Song Dynasty later was like a skinny wolf who got sick and was gnawed to death by the deer and wild dogs. Later, I simply had to kill the deer and wild dogs."

Zhao Kuangyin heard the song and understood the grace, his face changed slightly, and finally asked: "Who killed my Song Dynasty?"

Genghis Khan said: "First there is Liao and Xixia, and then there is gold, but you can rest assured that these countries will finally be wiped out by our Mongolian subway."

Zhao Kuangyin held his fist with a calm face and said, "Thank you so much."

I have to say that Genghis Khan knows the art of speaking very well. It was obviously that he led the army to kill and slash. In his words, he was like deliberately avenging Zhao Kuangyin. It seems that the ancestor of the Mongol was not only capable of shooting arrows on horseback.

At this time, our eyes were invariably focused on the middle-aged man who had been active. Strangely, he was speechless since Genghis Khan finished speaking. Genghis Khan was next to him and asked him: "Brother, Your name is Gao?"

The man moved aside his seat imperceptibly, and smiled dryly and said to Genghis Khan: "That... Old brother Tiemu Zhentie, right? To say that you can really hate me, your grandson built the Yuan Dynasty. I overthrew it."

Genghis Khan changed color and said: "We Mongolians are sometimes beaten by others?"

The man said, "You Mongolians are too bullying. You don’t treat us Han as human beings. Most people don’t even give up names. When a child is born, the age of the parents is his name. For example, when a child is born, father Twenty-five, mother twenty-two, if this family wants the surname Zhang, the child is called Zhang 47. Like me, I can only be called Zhu Baba."

I touched my chin and asked him, "That said, when your parents gave you you a total of sixty-four years old?"

"Yes."

"Then... can Zhu Qiqi also be called Zhu Sijiu?"

"Yes, what is there to study?"

With sweat on my forehead, I always think that Zhu Qiqi is a beautiful name, thinking that her nickname might be 49...

In fact, it’s fun to choose a name like this, apart from having a higher rename rate. Some time ago, a pair of news about the old man surnamed Chen getting a son in his later years was broadcast on TV. One six zero? Suddenly, I thought of another question: How old should the Seven Fairies be, based on the sky one day and the next year? Then what should she and Dong Yong's child be called...

I thought about it for a while, and asked the man: "Your surname is Zhu? Then who is Zhu Yuanzhang?"

The man said: "I am Zhu Yuanzhang, this name is a rising one." No wonder... No wonder you dare to call Li Shimin a brother!

I was stunned at the place for a moment: Tang Taizong Li Shimin, Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, a generation of Tianjiao Genghis Khan, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang-the most influential leaders or emperors of the four major dynasties of the Tang, Song, Yuan and Ming dynasties have come to me!

I grabbed Liu Laoliu and asked in a low voice, "What do you mean by giving me a bunch of emperors?" I finally understood why he said this group of people shouldn't be negligent in the morning.

Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "It's so lively---tell your majesty quickly."

I looked at 4 in astonishment. These 4 people also looked at me in astonishment, and then they came to each other again. Yes, although they have been sitting together for a long time, it can be said that they really have a preliminary understanding of each other just now. What status? Either the founding emperor or a generation of heroes, even when it comes to a new occasion, he would never take the initiative to greet people: "Your mother's last name?"

Now, they have heard each other’s introductions. Li Shimin couldn’t help looking at Zhao Kuangyin with a different look, while Zhao Kuangyin stared at Genghis Khan with some suspicion. Not to mention our prairie eagles. The eyes of Zhu Yuanzhang were not very friendly. It’s what caused me the most headache, Tang Song Yuanming, the four bosses who stepped on their shoulders were almost the two of the two enemies. This dynasty is different from coins, and the consecutive names are of commemorative significance——

I also found one thing: The "Qinyuanchun. Snow" in the chairman's poem is basically complete except for replacing Hanwu with Liu Bang...

I stood in front of the four super SSs, coughed awkwardly, and said, "That...the emperors..." I bet ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ these four must be the first time they heard such a call in their lives. Although Genghis Khan did not claim the emperor, the plural form of "men" added to the emperor must have puzzled him.

I continued: "There is a good saying, the emperor takes turns to come to my house one day..."

Everyone stared at me with bad eyes...

"...What this sentence says is, uh, since you have chosen the emperor's career, you will have the consciousness that you will be dismissed sooner or later. If you are not obedient, didn't you guys be defeated by fists?"

The few people looked at each other, their expressions a little slow.

I took the courage to say: "I borrowed what I just said. Although it is the same world, there is no direct contradiction between you. This is different from the two emperor friends I know. After swallowing, the surnamed Liu cooperated with a surnamed Xiang to copy his home..."

Li Shimin smiled and said, "You are talking about the dispute between Liu Xiang in the late Qin and early Han Dynasty, right?"

I hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, right—you are in a different situation from them? Actually, who doesn't want to be the emperor? How can I say, I can only say that the same piece of land has the same dream."