The First Chaos In History

Tian Dou and Liu Laoliu-how could these two people appear in front of me together, or these two gods, they don't seem to share geniuses.

I stood at the door and said, "You two are going to fight outside." The two people want to do that ball lightning can't fly like a fly?

But neither of them had the intention of joking with me, and ignored my stubbornness. Liu Laoliu walked into the room with a solemn expression, picked up the cigarette case on the table and drew a cigarette in his mouth. He Tiandou sat opposite him. , Is also silent.

I walked back and wanted to smoke a cigarette. Liu Laoliu said solemnly, "It's the last one."

I was speechless, I saw that he still had one pin on his ear...

I sat on the sofa boredly, leaning Erlang's legs and said: "Let’s talk about it, how did you two blend together?"

The two looked at each other, and He Tiandou nodded slightly to Liu Laoliu, saying that he would speak for himself first.

He Tiandou sternly said: "Our time is running out. The relationship between the two of us is not the most important thing. Let me talk about me first, Xiaoqiang, do you know who I am?"

I said, "I only know that you have been a fairy."

He Tiandou faintly smiled and said: "Not only have I been, but I also have a very high level. I am the only **** who can compare with the whole heaven. I am connected to the authority and relatively independent. How can I tell you..."

I prompted him: "The equivalent of a deputies to the National People's Congress?"

He Tiandou smiled and said, "It's kind of like that."

I said, "What the **** is the two of you?"

He Tiandou said, "Although time is tight, I still have to explain the cause and effect to you--" Speaking of He Tiandou, he suddenly asked me a very strange question. "Before knowing us, do you believe that there are gods in this world?"

I simply said: "I don't believe it."

He Tiandou said: "If you don't believe it, it's right. In a sense, this world does not have gods and there shouldn't be gods."

"What's the meaning?"

"In your eyes, gods seem to be able to dominate all lands, but in fact they are not. Heaven and the world are like two countries. The necessary connection will be a little bit, but in essence they are still separate. The gods are indeed powerful and powerful. It is true that there is the capital to do whatever you want in the world, but Heaven and I will not allow such things to happen, including those who want to do good things without leaving a name. No matter what the purpose, it is a crime in itself to go down to the world. Taboo things."

I said blankly: "Why is this again?"

Liu Laoliu interjected: "Have you ever thought about it. If the gods can go down to the earth at will, of course some gods come with the purpose of supporting the weak by upholding justice. But it is inevitable that there will be those who blindly desire to enjoy themselves. In the world, they can completely. If they want to be emperor, it’s simply too cheap, and it’s a real emperor’s business. Even if they are brutal and innocent, no one can resist it. Hundreds of thousands of troops are normal for one. For the magical gods, it's just a matter of blowing a breath and coughing--of course, most of our gods are of high quality. We won't do this kind of thing. But you can't be sure..."

I shouted: "You have a hairy quality-you can smoke your ears to Lao Tzu before talking."

...I light the last cigarette. To He Tiandou said, "Go on, what do you mean?"

He Tiandou said: "Liu Laoliu meant: If you want to make gods immortal. It's impossible to rely on self-consciousness, so the heavenly court has put a very powerful seal on the entrance to the world, and it is clearly stipulated that if there are special circumstances Those who need the lower realm must go through the audit of 69 government departments, 13 officials and even more people interview, and finally there is the most important one: the lower realm will not use mana afterwards, of course, the gods in the lower realm will not have much mana to use. We will take away all his mana, and we have to check again."

I impatiently said: "What's the use of you Rory talking to me so much?"

"I said so much to make you understand that the heavens and the humans are two completely independent worlds. There should be absolutely no contact, and no one can harass anyone. The gods are not omnipotent." At this point, He Tiandou was suddenly incomparable. Seriously, he said in a more serious tone, "Because there is a kind of power above the human realm and the heaven realm called the Dao of Heaven!"

I hurried to sit upright: "Ah, I am interested in this, and finally I don't have to listen to you bragging B anymore."

He Tiandou ignored me and continued: "The way of heaven is to us, just like the gods and human beings. It seems to be something as if it is incapable, and its ability is above us, but it is relatively undisturbed to us. And heaven and earth work. It is to supervise the balance between the two realms of heaven and man. As long as there is a lower realm of gods, the way of heaven will also awaken. Once a **** commits a rebellious crime, the way of heaven will punish the whole heaven!"

I excitedly said, "Brother Jidao is a good person! What do you and Liu Laoliu do when you run down?"

He Tiandou smiled bitterly and said, "It's time to return to me. My specific identity is the **** in charge of the axis of the human world. I am not affiliated with any department in the heaven."

I know the point is here, and I hurriedly asked: "What is the axis of the human world?"

"The axis of the human world is actually every move in the world, as large as the change of dynasties, as small as the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of every citizen can be reflected on it. The gods in charge of the axis of the human world are called heaven officials. The appointment cannot be elected by the people, but is found from the gods according to certain instructions of the heavens..."

I said: "I understand. If you compare the heaven to the human world, you are equivalent to a clergyman in the heavens-Niu B, in the gods.

He Tiandou could not laugh or cry: "My **** among the gods does not actually have any real power, but the status is really high, so I said that I can be compared with the whole heaven, that is, the government of the heavens."

"Well, it's equivalent to the pope and the king. What do you do with the axis of the human world every day?" Thinking of this, I suddenly fell into a cold. According to He Tiandou, when I was making love with Baozi, did you? Can you see it from that too? Oh, this thing is simply an indispensable magic weapon for ringworm voyeurism!

He Tiandou might have guessed the nasty thoughts in my heart even if I did not use mind-reading techniques, and he glared at me and said, “It’s not like watching it every day, but occasionally. The main purpose of doing this is to understand and supervise the existence of the human world. The immortal who secretly descended to the earth, we will send someone to catch him like a smuggler before it touches the heavens. However, under such strict measures, this situation has never happened once, so my official official is a big idle job. ."

I asked: "What is the axis of the human world?"

"Like a ruler, there are scales on it, and each scale represents a period of history of a dynasty."

"Well, what then?"

He Tiandou sighed long

Said: "Then something went wrong." Liu Laoliu also let out a complicated breath at this time.

I was busy making a cup of tea, grabbing melon seeds, and loving to listen to other people's suffering history. Especially Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou.

He Tiandou said: "You have to know that the axis of the human world is placed there, just like a test tube standing upright, and the longest section is the barbaric period of human land. Since the two emperors of Yan and Huang, there has been a precise The scale, and then once down, Xia, Shang, Zhou, Qin and Han, there is not only one axis of the human world but countless ones. I shouldn’t have knocked down this first one..."

"Huh?" Although it seems that it doesn't matter to me at the moment, I also know the seriousness of this matter. The Human Realm Axis is the only thing that can be called a treasure in the Celestial Realm! And this baby is still at stake with the gods!

"So what happened in the end?"

He Tiandou said: "The human world axis is not just a tool to reflect the human world, it is actually a microcosm and source of the human world. When the human world axis fell, I was worried that the human world would be chaotic and changed, but fortunately there was no history. Nothing has changed. Human beings are in peace."

I breathed a sigh of relief.

"But—" He Tiandou's words turned and brought me up again: "Because of this. Heavenly Court decided to disqualify me as a heaven official, and it was my unintentional failure to knock down the axis of the human world. And the human world Nothing changed. I fought **** reason, and they finally united and used force to knock me out of the human world."

I stabbed Liu Laoliu: "You did it, right?"

He Tiandou angrily said: "In this way, I was beaten down, but my ability is not as small as they thought. After all, in the heavens, I represent the way of heaven. Also, because of the leisure of work, I often spend time in Naihe Bridge. I chatted with Po Meng and didn’t drank her soup for a while, and she had resistance long ago. Later, I was restrained by them and forced to drink Meng Po soup to lay down the world. Not only was my soul still there, but my memory didn’t disappear. With this person He Tiandou."

I said: "Sure enough, Zhu Bajie should sympathize with you very much."

"Because of this, I am determined to retaliate against the heavens, but my remaining mana is no longer enough to provoke the heavens, and at this time, the incident of the wrong life and death book happened in Hades. I immediately knew what to do, and I wanted to make full use of it. Use this opportunity!"

I couldn't help saying, "But how do you use it? Your resurrected four heavenly kings don't have any magic power. They can't put any pressure on the heavens except against me."

He Tiandou smiled mysteriously: "This is what you don't know. The magic power to cause the retribution of the earth and the sky can only be regarded as a pediatric. What can cause the extinction is to change the history and the general environment! Once such a thing occurs, the guys in the heavens are all Inevitably, he will be severely punished."

I seem to understand, and I hurriedly asked: "According to your expectation, has the environment changed now?"

He Tiandou shook his head and said, "No."

I cursed: "No fart, wouldn't the mafia still find me without you?"

He Tiandou said, "That is not a big environment, let alone a change in history. At the beginning, the axis of the human world fell. Of course, it is impossible to really not change anything in the world, but it is nothing more than a few individuals. Nothing about these encounters, history hasn’t changed anything. Heaven’s use of this to blame me is wrong. In fact, I restored the four heavenly kings to oppose you just to prove to them that the axis of the human world cannot represent everything. I want to change the environment so exaggeratedly. It can't be done, how could something happen if the Human Realm Axis was only slightly touched?"

I said: "Then you have done it now, what else do you want, do you expect them to invite you back again?"

He Tiandou suddenly frustrated and said, "No, I didn't do it."

I wondered: "What?"

Liu Laoliu said suddenly, "Jing Ke is gone."

I was so shocked that I stood up and roared: "What do you mean, what is missing, shouldn't he go to reincarnate again?"

Liu Laoliu smiled bitterly: "Actually, I can't say that I am missing. Strictly speaking, it should be him who went back again."

"Where did you go back?" I asked aloud.

"Back to the Qin Dynasty, before he assassinated Qin Shihuang. He did not reincarnate as a child, he became Jing Ke again!"

For a while, I didn't know whether I was surprised or happy, but after a long time, I said unequivocally, "How could this be?"

He Tiandou said: "Listen to me telling you slowly, when the heavenly court used force against me, the heavenly way was actually touched, and then I went down to the world and opposed the heavenly court, which had already triggered the heavenly way cycle. Until Jing Ke died a few days ago, Heavenly Tribulation finally broke out-Xiaoqiang, we were condemned by heaven!"

I laughed: "Oh! But you still didn't tell me where Bai Jingke went?"

He Tiandou said, "I don’t mean that the ground was attacked by the Mafia, but about Jing Ke’s return to the Qin Dynasty. If it’s a trivial matter for me to restore the four heavenly kings against you, I really shouldn’t. Introducing the Mafia again, do you still remember? Jing Ke only left when the day was due to go. He was attacked and killed by members of the Mafia. Your clients were mistaken for their lives and deaths. Nothing, after all, it was still within the tolerable range, and as the heavenly court, they had already made compensation, but they died again because of the mafia I got. This finally angered Tiandao, and now it has been fully activated, and Jing Ke is dead. After that, it didn’t pass through the Yinsi. It was sent directly back to Qin Dynasty..."

I raised my arms and shouted: "Long live Dao brother!"

He Tiandou said with a bitter face, "Xiaoqiang, don't be too happy too early. Jing Ke is back. But he doesn't remember everything with you now, and we are all among the targets of punishment in the cycle of heaven."

I was stunned: "It's my fault?"

He Tiandou snorted: "You don't want to think about how Jing Ke will go back? He can't crawl out of his grave. Once he goes back, he is still the assassin, so it's not just him, Qin Shihuang, Xiang Yu, and Liu Bang. Your clients are all going back to their own dynasties when they are pulled over by this matter."

I stunned: "You mean Ke Zi can't remember anything after he goes back, so he will continue to stab the fat man?"

He Tiandou smiled bitterly and said: "Yes, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang continued the dispute between Chu and Han in their own time after they returned."

I heard the confusion here, and it took me a long time to say: "This...Also, at least I feel more comfortable, better than I know they are dead."

He Tiandou finally said, "It's not as simple as you think. They were sent back by the way of heaven. Everything will start again. All the accidents that caused history in the past must have been reset to zero. That is to say: this time Jing Ke thorns. King Qin may not be unsuccessful; Liu Bang and Xiang Yu, maybe which one won the world... and once Jing Ke succeeded in assassinating Qin-spanning from 2007 to the Qin Dynasty, that is no longer a change.

History, the axis of the human world caused by my initial dereliction of duty ended at that moment..."

I nervously said, "What will happen to us?"

"We will be obliterated by the way of heaven. From **** to man, from heaven to man, mankind will start again at random from BC to 2007."

From head to toe, I still asked: "Why is it from BC to 2007?"

"Because it happened to be that I knocked down all the scales on that human axis, and also because - there is you!"

"I?"

"Yes, after I was knocked out of the realm, a new heavenly official has been produced according to the instructions of the heavenly path, and that is you, the **** in charge of the axis of the human realm, Xiaoqiang, the first day the new heavenly official takes office, the heavenly path will return to peace."

I chuckled and said, "It sounds weird, but I know it's no good. Let's continue to talk about our affairs. According to you, Ke Zi will go back to assassinate Qin, 80% of them will not succeed. Let us leave him alone?"

He Tiandou said with a calm face, "What if you succeed? Don’t forget how contingency there is in history. At the time of the assassination of Qin, what if Qin Wuyang became angry? What if Zhao Gao, who reminded Qin Shihuang to draw his sword, suddenly forgot. What should I do if he said that? A slight mistake will cause us to lose all the games."

I spread my hand and said, "What should I do?"

He Tiandou gritted his teeth and said, "Go and stop him!"

I smiled and said, "Is there a shuttle bus to Qin Chao?"

Liu Laoliu suddenly said leisurely: "You can drive by yourself, have you forgotten your salary?"

I:"……"

Liu Lao Liu said: "This matter is no longer a matter of one person, two persons, or simply the human world and the heavens. It is a matter for all of us. As early as when the way of heaven was just offended, we thought about reuniting with Lao He. Ok, now it’s okay. Both of us have no choice. If we don’t cooperate, we will have to finish playing, so he will tell you some precautions of heavenly officials, and our heavenly court will try our best to help you complete the task. Your car is already Very strong. I just need to speed it up and you will be able to return to the Qin Dynasty."

I laughed and said: "Relativity? Beyond the speed of light?"

"Almost, don't care about it, anyway, I gave you something that can bring you to the Qin Dynasty, but you have to open it yourself. Why will I tell you the specific operation method later."

He Tiandou nodded and said: "These are small things that can be said for a while. You have to understand that now only you can save the world. You have been registered as a **** but you have no **** power. It is most suitable for you to do this job. Also, you have to understand what you should do every time. This time it is to prevent Jing Ke from assassinating Qin. Next time, it may be to prevent Xiang Yu from killing Liu Bang at the Hongmen Banquet. Don’t forget that your customers have returned to their original positions. Up."

I am like a monkey who listens to the scriptures of the heavens, looking like it has nothing to do with myself, because I really don't believe that I have to do all these things...

"Finally, Xiaoqiang, you should still thank me. If I didn't knock down the human world axis, you would have a headache."

"What do you say?"

"It's very simple. The axis of the human world was upright before it fell. That is to say, everyone and each dynasty are causal. Take what you want to do, if you stop Jing Ke from assassinating Qin and use another place Zhao Gao couldn't stand out from the crowd because of the method. Zhao Gao couldn't reuse it. There won't be so many things happening in the future. The Qin Dynasty may not be the world in just a few decades.

"But now it's all right, after the axis of the human world has fallen. All dynasties are parallel, and there is no causal relationship. After that, this means that you only need to prevent major historical events from changing. As for the connection points and related characters in these events You can ignore it."

I heard him speak more and more seriously, and couldn't help but jump up and said, "It's not true, boss, take Kezi as an example, how can I stop him? Do you think I am his opponent?"

He Tiandou smiled slightly and said, "Will he have the heart to attack you?"

"...Didn't you say that he doesn't remember me?"

"He does not remember you, but have you forgotten? He has already died again before returning to the Qin Dynasty. Jing Ke's previous life was still Jing Ke. Although he did not report to the local government, he had already lost the bowl of Mengpo soup. I drank it unknowingly, and other people did the same, that is to say...they spent their entire lives with you, and the final conclusion is: as long as they take my blue medicine, they will think of you. Dear brother!"

At this moment, my heart moved completely, and I went back to Qin Chao to find Er Shao and Fatty, so that they would not kill each other. Others might not be able to do it, but I still seem to be somewhat sure.

only……

"Do you still have medicine?"

He Tiandou took out a blue medicine from his pocket: "Only this last one is left."

I said with a sullen face: "Fuck you, don't help Zhang Xiaohua any more gimmicks. Who do you want me to take a medicine for fools or fats?"

He Tiandou hurriedly said with a smile: "This is the case~www.wuxiaspot.com~ We will have thousands of them in the future, so we don’t have to worry about thousands of them."

"Don't lie to Lao Tzu!"

I didn’t care about my attitude at any point before walking in the tea-cooling ground. He put my arms around my shoulders and pushed me to the window, and suddenly pointed to the lawn in front of He Tiandou: "You look at each one carefully. Under the grass."

I looked at it, and saw that under every grass on that lawn, there seemed to be a blue shoot, really thousands of them, that was temptation grass...

...

"Do I really have to go?"

"Oh, the heavenly official also let you be, the blue medicine is also given to you, and the seriousness of the cycle of heaven has also been explained to you. It can be seen that this is an arrangement of heaven."

"Don't shake Lao Tzu, you two old gods--"

"Damn, God's arrangement is not enough for your ass?"

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